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When Xu Ziling told 36 jokes and made everyone lean forward and backward with laughter, Xu Ziling yawned for a long time and said in a boring way: "Don't say it, let's just talk about you so much But people listened in vain and didn’t say anything.”

"How about." Elder Sister Fu hurriedly said, "How about I also tell Mr. Wei a story about Zheng Ren buying shoes."

"I've heard it." Xu Ziling shook his head and said, "Tell me something else."

"Then let me tell a story about buying a basket and returning a pearl!" Sister Fu said again.

"I've heard it." Xu Ziling shook his head vigorously.

"Then let me tell you a story about making a car behind closed doors?" Sister Fu said many stories about her belly.

"I've heard of it too." Xu Ziling said with a smile, "Why don't you just tell me a story about making people behind closed doors? I like to hear this kind of stuff."

"How can a person be created behind closed doors?" Xiaojuan asked strangely, no matter how young she was, she didn't know anything about it and didn't care about it.

"You..." Shang Xiuxun was ashamed and angry, and she said angrily: "If you say such rude words again, the host will kick you out! If you don't care, the host will catch you and beat you!" At the end She lost her anger again and said with a smile: "Why don't you let the host tell a story to Mr. Wei? There are so many stories about the host. There are always Mr. Wei who has never heard of Mr. Wei." ?"

"I guess you can't tell any good stories, so you can just listen to it!" Xu Ziling put on a forced look that almost made Shang Xiuxun not pounce on him and tear him up with his small white teeth.

"This story of mine is called a lost cause..." Shang Xiuxun hadn't finished speaking and Xu Ziling had already called out the next one.

"There is a story about an old horse knowing the way..." Shang Xiuxun looked at Xu Ziling and found that he was drowsy.

"There is a story called Song Dynasty Royal Horse..." Shang Xiuxun looked again and found that Xu Ziling had fallen asleep.

"There is a story called No Horses in the World..." Shang Xiuxun found that Xu Ziling simply lay down and started snoring. What's even more exasperating is that he also held up a sign conjured up from nowhere and wrote: Do not disturb people who are sleeping!She couldn't help anymore, punched Xu Ziling angrily, and knocked Xu Ziling into the air, but after the beating, her face turned bright and her smile bloomed, she covered her small mouth and giggled.

"Do you have any other stories?" Xu Ziling walked back slowly and looked at the guilty girls with his eyes and suddenly asked: "You just have such a little story? Can't you tell me something I haven't heard before?"

"Of course." Shang Xiuxun said with a smile: "I also met Bole who bought ten times the price of a horse and pointed a deer to redeem the old horse for Ma Fang Jiugao Prime Minister Ma Tian Zifang... You have heard of all the many rewards? I don't believe it!" Her story Xu Ziling was almost dumbfounded when he heard that he was all related to horses.

"Here is a copper coin." Xu Ziling conjured up a copper coin and handed it to Shang Xiuxun, and suddenly his voice became extremely miserable: "This is all my wealth, I sincerely beg you to accept it quickly!"

"Why should I accept it?" Shang Xiuxun didn't understand.

"Just please stop telling those old stories." Xu Ziling said with a bitter face: "If I don't have to listen to you say those things that I have heard countless times, I will give you all my property to express my sincerity. And begging, please allow me to hit the wall if you insist on me listening to your old stories that calloused my ears!"

"Okay, I accepted it so-so." Suddenly, Shang Xiuxun's eyes flashed, and he stretched out his slender little finger to gently pick up the copper coin in Xu Ziling's palm and said with a smile: "What a rich net worth! It makes my hands heavy!"

"I'm bankrupt..." Xu Ziling regretted it and said: "My God, you really accepted it? I'm bankrupt!"

Seeing Xu Ziling's funny and bitter appearance, the girls laughed again and again.

"Let's say one more thing this time we won't guess wrong!" Sister Fu and Xiaojuan were very unconvinced. They are famously clever, but they guessed Xu Ziling's more than a dozen riddles and couldn't guess any of them. The title of a little stupid pig is no exception even for the smartest field owner.

"It's useless for you to guess a hundred more!" Xu Ziling snorted, "You are not convinced if you are stupid, if you are stupid, you have to admit it, if you fight, you have to decide!"

"Tell me one more thing." This time even Shang Xiuxun was quite unconvinced and insisted on continuing to guess.

"That's good!" Xu Ziling said dizzily: "This is the last one and it will be the most obvious one. If you still can't figure it out like this, then I have nothing to say. Listen up, stand still, don't be scared, I'm going to say something. "

"Say." All the girls raised their small powder fists together and threatened: "Stop talking nonsense!"

"Which of you has heard of it?" Xu Ziling said in a mysterious way: "Which of you has heard of who is Hua's mother?"

"Fruit." Someone guessed right away.

"Pig." This is Xu Ziling's evaluation.

"Leaves." Then someone guessed.

"Stupid pig." Xu Ziling emphasized his evaluation.

"Flower tree." Miss Xiaojuan guessed.

"Hmm..." Xu Ziling glanced at her, making her think she was guessing and was about to cheer. Who wouldn't want Xu Ziling to extend a little finger to her and said, "Little stupid pig!"

"All flowers, plants and trees including flowers and trees." Sister Fu went all out.

"Huh?" Xu Ziling turned to look at her again.Seeing that her small hands were twisted straight in her heart, her small head lowered and asked anxiously: "Isn't it right?"

Xu Ziling snorted, "Of course not! Big stupid pig!"

"His answer is definitely not like this." Shang Xiuxun faintly grasped a little regularity, although she couldn't grasp the point, but she knew that Xu Ziling would never ask what could be known on the surface, there must be some hidden things in it.She thought for a long time and suddenly cheered: "Oh, I thought of it, I thought of it!"

"Say." Following Xu Ziling's voice, everyone looked expectantly at Shang Xiuxun.

"A mother who gave birth to a child named 'Hua' is a person, not a flower!" Shang Xiuxun proudly raised her fists, her smile was blooming, and her white teeth were shining white, which complemented her complexion perfectly. And even more energetic, the slight creases on Xiao Qiong's nose make people uncontrollably fascinated, and the beautiful eyes sparkle with shrewd wisdom, making her even more charming, mysterious and radiant.

"That's right..." Xu Ziling clapped his hands vigorously, making all the girls clap their hands excitedly, everyone cheered and jumped for joy, everyone was elated because they had finally won the battle, but Xu Ziling kept clapping their hands, making the girls bewildered and just listened Xu Ziling continued slowly: "That's right...that's really... a big mistake!"

Xu Ziling's abnormal emotions almost didn't make the girls fall to the ground.

"Isn't it?" Shang Xiuxun wondered, "Impossible, what are you saying that you are not human?"

"Please admit that you are a stupid pig first. It doesn't matter if you want to be a small stupid pig or a big stupid pig." Xu Ziling explained: "Because even a small stupid pig will grow up to be a big stupid pig one day! "

"Hit him!" This time Shang Xiuxun had not had time to make a move, and all the girls immediately cheered.

"Correct truth will always be attacked by barbaric mistakes!" Xu Ziling said sadly.

"Say." Shang Xiuxun suppressed a smile and tried to scare her with a straight face: "If you tell me that you are fooling us, then you should hit me! Tell me, the tolerant host of this game will give you a reformation." The premise of the new opportunity is that you give the correct answer first!" Shang Xiuxun imitated Xu Ziling's tone and pretended to be serious.

"Okay." Xu Ziling said sadly: "Who told you that you are the host! Or the host who likes to hit people so much, dare I not say it?"

Xu Ziling was obviously aggrieved, but the more he was like this, the more the girls laughed, even Shang Xiuxun, who was deliberately stern, was no exception, his little face suddenly melted from the ice and snow, and he couldn't hold on any longer.

"Actually, Hua's mother is." Xu Ziling suddenly warned everyone with a slightly ghostly voice, "This is related to other people's reputation, please remember not to spread rumors casually!"

"What nonsense?" All the girls said in unison, "Speak."

"Ah, Hua's mother is actually..." Xu Ziling reached out and took something from the desk and showed it to the girls, "It's the 'Miaobi'!"

The girls have good imaginations, but no one can imagine the blood relationship between the brush in Xu Ziling's hand and the "flower". It has nothing to do with a pen.But even though they couldn't figure it out, they didn't accuse Xu Ziling of being wrong.

Because in their minds, although Xu Ziling is a hateful guy, his words are always right.

"I don't understand." Shang Xiuxun said dissatisfiedly: "I don't understand at all, sisters, do we need Mr. Wei to explain to us?"

"Yes!" All the girls booed after seeing the owner's words.

"A group of little pigs." Xu Ziling laughed when he saw that everyone still couldn't react, and immediately cursed: "You don't believe me if you say you are stupid! Isn't it stupid if you don't understand such a simple thing? Everyone wants to hear an explanation? It sounds good. It’s good to hear that everyone will know if you are very smart! My explanation is that the metaphor of the mother of the flower comes from a famous sentence: “Miaobi Shenghua”! Is there any one of you who hasn’t even heard of “Miaobi Shenghua”?”

"Beautiful pens make flowers?" Shang Xiuxun immediately understood when she heard it, she even yelled loudly: "Wait, that's what it means to make flowers with wonderful pens? You are sophistry!"

"You're too stupid!" Xu Ziling replied rudely.

"I'm so stupid, why didn't I think of this!" Sister Fu lamented resentfully.

"Me too..." Miss Xiaojuan said with the same feeling.