I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 1 Love Strategist
"Anchor, how often do you think it's necessary to change your girlfriend?"

Lin Feng: "It depends on the quality. If it doesn't leak, it can be used forever."

"Anchor, why do I feel guilty when I see my girlfriend wearing black stockings?"

Lin Feng: "She put it on her head?"

"Anchor, please tell me about postpartum care for sows!"

Lin Feng: "Why, do you want to stay in confinement after childbirth?"

"Anchor, someone called me an idiot, can I call the police?"

Lin Feng: "Call the police immediately. There is a provision in the criminal law that prohibits the disclosure of other people's privacy."

puff~
"I can't hold it back, family members. This anchor is so funny."

"Hahaha, I just like watching him do things in a serious manner."

"@糖果屋, are you still smiling like an idiot? The anchor is calling you a fool."

"what?!"

"Hahaha, I can't stop laughing."

"..."

Looking at the funny comments flooding the screen, Lin Feng shook his head speechlessly.

It has been a week since I traveled to this world.

At first he wanted to be a plagiarist, but he found that this world was highly similar to his previous life.

Popular songs in online novels have been written and sung to death by people.

no way,
He could only inherit the original owner's old profession and become an internet anchor.

There are many kinds of anchors, including funny ones, boastful ones, talent showers, game players, and those who skirt the line.

As I recall, the original owner was a host who performed all kinds of things, such as a crab crusher, an electric cannon that could be swallowed in one bite, original flavor nine-turn pork intestines, etc.

Lin Feng is not good at these, but he has his own unique skills.

You can recognize a scumbag at first sight.

Don't ask him how he knows all this. The answer is that he has a friend who is a veteran scumbag.

So Lin Feng changed his ID to "Love Advisor", and the entire live broadcast session became a one-on-one love consultation.

however,
Influenced by the original owner's live broadcast style, the questions that come to the live broadcast room are more bizarre than each other.

Even though Raymond Lam answered every question seriously, he was still considered to be joking.

Just like this netizen named 'Bu Wan' asked, "Host, I want to find a boyfriend who doesn't smoke, drink, or play games. Where can I find one?"

Lin Feng, upholding the attitude of being responsible for netizens, advised earnestly, "My dear, let's not talk about whether there are such men. Just say that you don't smoke, drink, or play games. How can you be so stingy? You don't spend a penny?"

"Are you sure you want to find a boyfriend like this?!"

"Hahahaha... look how angry our anchor is."

"I don't smoke, drink, or play games. I'm really stingy."

"Oh my god, I am dying of laughter."

Fine Glasses: "My husband doesn't smoke, drink or play games. He only knows how to make money."

Lin Feng, "Does your husband like to take a bath?"

Exquisite glasses; "I take a shower every day when I get home."

Lin Feng: "Yes, it's confirmed. Next one."

???

Exquisite glasses: "What do you mean, host?"

The stream flows: "Girl, the host has made it very clear, you can think about it carefully."

Exquisite Glasses: "What are you tasting? I don't understand."

Private account: "Let me tell you this, beautiful lady. If a person doesn't have a hobby in his life, then why does he live? So no matter who he is, he must have a hobby and a hope. Don't you agree?"

Xiao He Liutang: Everyone has a hobby, unless it is very perverted and hidden very secretly.

Exquisite Glasses: "What on earth are you talking about?"

Raymond Lam: "Your husband takes a shower every day when he comes home because he's afraid you'll smell that he has a woman outside."

“See through but don’t speak through.

"Anchor, you can break up a couple if you can."

"Hahaha……"

Bu Wan: "Brother anchor, according to what you said, is there really no man in the world who doesn't smoke, drink, or play games?"

Lin Feng: "Yes, for example, my grandpa has been lying at home for four years. Not to mention smoking, drinking, and playing games, he even has trouble eating." Bu Wan: ...

"Hahahaha, is the host going to introduce grandpa to her?"

"We have an advantage. We don't eat much, but we excrete a lot. What do you think?"

"This grandson can be dealt with."

"Does our grandma agree?"

"Hahaha."

Look, I just said a few true words, but in the mouths of these guys, they all became jokes.

Raymond Lam is really tired!

"My dears, the truth is often ridiculous, even cruel, but I still want to say that when you look for a boyfriend, don't look for one who has no flaws at all. A few flaws are a good thing."

"Anchor, what do you mean?"

Raymond Lam: "If you really want someone who is flawless, ask yourself, are you worthy?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Feng's eyes flashed.

[Ding~ The emotional mentor system has been activated and is binding to the host...]

[Binding successful! 】

[Host: Lin Feng]

【Points: 0】

【Gifts: 0】

【…】

[System Introduction: The host will get 200% of the gifts received in each live broadcast, and 10 points will be obtained for completing a live broadcast]

[When you accumulate 100 points, you can redeem them for a lucky draw. The prize may be some magical item or some unexpected skill.]

[Reminder: Sincerely helping netizens get rid of the pain of love is the fastest way to gain points]

The smart light board flashed by, and Lin Feng was so excited that he almost jumped up from his seat.

A whole week!
The dog system is finally here!
The functions of the memory system mainly include two aspects.

One is doubling the gifts, and the other is a lottery.

Magical items?
Unexpected skills?
"It would be great if I could turn myself into a superman!"

Lin Feng muttered quietly.

But before that, you must first obtain 100 points.

"Help netizens get rid of the pain of love..."

Lin Feng smiled slightly.

As a friend of a veteran scumbag..., Lin Feng is still very confident in this area.

Then look at the barrage.

Ok?
Why are you still arguing?
Bu Wan: "Why am I not worthy? I don't smoke, drink or play games..."

Stranger: "It's so funny. If you say so, then we men are good men if we don't go shopping, stroll around the streets, get manicures, or spend women's money?"

Not too late: I don't know who is laughing to death, smoking causes lung cancer, please don't compare your men's bad habits with women's hobbies, okay? It's quite childish.

Da La Pian: "Makeup is harmful to your body, don't pretend to be noble here."

Xiao Long Xia: "That's right, smoking can cause lung cancer? Then can you accept that playing cards can cause lung cancer? Can you accept that taking a bath and massaging can cause lung cancer? Giving a man some space to vent is a fulfillment for yourself. If you don't understand, you will understand it all after getting divorced a few more times."

Bu Wan: "How can you be so wicked? I can tell from the looks of it that you've been divorced many times."

Gu Chen is a star: "Haha. Then you can slowly look for your so-called good person. Dig deep underground and see if you can find him."

Lin Feng didn't expect that his words would cause such a big controversy.

So he quickly stood up to explain, "Everyone, what I mean is that it is not necessarily a good thing for a man to be perfect, because you may not be able to control him. There is a saying that goes, people who are dressed in white are the most difficult to control..."

After Lin Feng finished speaking, the quarrel really stopped.

As everyone thought about it carefully, they felt that it made more sense.

Seeing this, Raymond Lam added, "Actually, I suggest that all the ladies don't set specific thresholds when looking for a boyfriend. Maybe the other person really doesn't smoke, drink, or play games, but what if he rides a road bike, goes fishing, plays with a SLR, or rides a motorcycle?"

Navel Orange: “It’s even worse.”

Bu Wan: "This costs more than smoking and drinking! Thank you, host, you enlightened me."

The problem was solved and Lin Feng breathed a sigh of relief.

Next, Lin Feng began to think about how to obtain points?
(End of this chapter)