Wrongly practicing evil skills, imitating the laws of nature.

Chapter 48 If you have the guts, turn me into a woman! (Please read on)
That afternoon, Duan Yun went to Yushi Town to make some purchases.

He is not Brother Murong, lying there without eating, drinking or even defecating.

He has to eat, he has to live a normal life.

These days, because of the existence of this lawn mower, Yuzhu Villa has seen some new changes.

The backyard in particular, after being cleared by his body-breaking sword energy, no longer had the eerie aura it had before, as if the grass was full of ghosts. Instead, it felt a bit like a big lawn.

This house has a big yard, which is great.

It's almost like horse racing.

This was a good thing for Xiao Hui. Although the horses in the villa couldn't run, the donkeys did.

Thinking that the toe sword would be perfected today, and that he would try to hook up with the Murong brothers to see if he could get the "Twelve Layers of Spring Rain", Duan Yun bought a lot of delicious food and drinks.

He bought two kilograms of crispy pork belly from the roast meat shop alone, and then bought two roast ducks, and not less wine.

The man selling roast meat is called Lao Chen. The term for high emotional intelligence is called looking honest. To be honest, he doesn’t look that good.

Actually, the dishes in his roast meat shop didn’t look that good, they were all black in color, but they tasted really good, with a strong smoky flavor.

At this time, there were other customers in the store.

The two guests were talking about the haunted mine in Yushi Town.

"Don't go there just for a little jade dregs. A few days ago, Brother Zhang went in there and hasn't come out yet. He came home in a dream the day before yesterday, saying that he was caught by a ghost and was being skinned."

"That area is filled with negative energy. So many people were buried in the mine. Who would go there for no reason?"

"It's not just the mine. Our lake is not peaceful either. Last month, someone went fishing and was eaten by a carp."

"Eat the carp? How big must the carp be? Is it a carp spirit?"

"Of course, the most bizarre thing is the graveyard. I don't know who made the straw men on it, but they are said to be changing positions all the time. I felt something was wrong when I visited my father's grave last month."

"Alas, in our town, grandma doesn't love you and uncle doesn't love you. It's all evil. That's it."

Duan Yun listened to these rumors and thought that this town was quite interesting.

At first he thought there was a ghost in Yuzhu Villa.

It turns out there really is something fishy going on.

Lazy guy.

On the way back, Duan Yun did not see the rumored carp spirit, but saw the box again.

Whether it is the box in the Qingchaji Lake or the box in this green lake, they really look like slutty girls wearing transparent gauze clothes, seducing him all the time.

What the hell is in this box?
Duan Yun, who had been fooled once, was still curious, but this time he had no idea of ​​dragging this thing out and walked straight back.

When he returned to the villa, Duan Yun saw the Murong brothers lying on the steps.

This was the first time in so many days that he saw the other person not sleeping on the mat in the house.

Duan Yun couldn't help but say, "It's really rare that you're willing to come out."

"I just came out to check on my pets."

"Pet? You have a pet?"

"Of course I have a pet, but unfortunately my pet died."

Duan Yun asked in confusion: "How did he die?"

"He was killed by someone." Brother Murong looked at him and said.

Duan Yun blinked his eyes and said clearly: "The person you are talking about is not me, right?"

"Is there anyone else here?" the Murong brothers asked back.

"What exactly is your pet?" Duan Yun asked.

"The two jade spiders we brought back from the Western Regions are very obedient and only like to spin silk in the house. The silk fabrics made from the jade silk spun by the male and female are often sent to the palace as tribute." The Murong brothers reported.

Duan Yun raised his eyebrows and said, "It was indeed me who killed him."

"How dare you admit it."

"Why, are you going to avenge them? Perfect, let me see your twelve layers of spring rain."

Instead of retreating, Duan Yun became excited.

At this time, Brother Murong changed the subject and said, "Don't be like that, they are just two spiders. You bought too much stewed food today. By the way, you bought the right green bamboo wine. The bamboo on the grave hill behind grows in the graves. It is black and thick, and it is the most suitable for making wine." Duan Yun asked in confusion, "Are you not going to take revenge?"

"No, it's too tiring to move. Just compensate me with some wine." Brother Murong said lazily.

Hearing this, Duan Yun couldn't help but wonder: "Why do I feel that these jade spiders are fake? They are just two ordinary big spiders. You said that just because you want some wine."

Brother Murong sighed: "I didn't expect that you are so smart at such a young age."

"Don't worry, I'll just drink one sip."

"You can drink and eat meat, exchange them for the secret book." Duan Yun said.

Brother Murong shook his head and said, "Brother Duan, my brother, no matter how you put it, we are not friends, but neighbors. You have seen what this sword technique has brought me. I don't want to hurt you."

Duan Yun thought about it and said, "Okay."

As he said that, he took a sip of wine and threw the bottle to the Murong brothers.

He threw it crookedly on purpose.

Brother Murong slid along the ground, and the bottle fell steadily on his chest.

As soon as he opened his mouth, the wine flew into it again.

After drinking Duan Yun's wine, Brother Murong didn't want to get it for free, so he said, "Except for swordsmanship, I can teach you everything. This drinking skill..."

Before he finished speaking, he was stunned.

Duan Yun just stretched out his finger and a string of liquid came out.

He knew it was wine as soon as he smelled it.

Are there any experts?

He thought that lying down and drinking wine like this was a unique skill, but this guy could actually use his fingers to dart the wine!
At this time, Duan Yun said: "You don't know, the taste of drinking is far inferior to that of dart wine. Dart wine is much more refreshing than drinking alcohol."

After hearing this, the surprisingly lazy Murong brothers became curious - "How good is it?"

"There's a saying that goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a secret lover, a secret lover is not as good as not being able to steal. The difference between drinking and escorting is even greater than the difference between a wife and not being able to steal." Duan Yun boasted.

The Murong brothers' eyes, which had always been empty, now had a little more emotion.

Duan Yun continued, "Want to learn? You can use it."

“I don’t want to learn.”

"Ok?"

"I'm too lazy to learn."

Duan Yun: “.”

He still did not give up, and continued: "After I master this finger technique, I can not only dart wine, but also shoot people, and it can also nourish yin and strengthen yang!"

He believed that no man could resist the temptation of drinking, smoking, and nourishing yin and strengthening yang.

Unfortunately, Brother Murong is not a serious man.

He lay there and suddenly didn't move, as if he was recalling some sad memories.

"Nourishing Yin and Strengthening Yang, Nourishing Yin and Strengthening Yang, if I didn't want to leave an intact body for myself, I would have chopped off my father's penis when he fell ill."

Brother Murong looked at the sky and said in a sad tone: "Alas, if I were a woman, maybe I wouldn't have so much pain."

Afterwards, he returned the wine jug to Duan Yun and went back to the mat.

If we talk about before, just before talking about nourishing yin and strengthening yang, Duan Yun once thought that this person wanted to live.

Because he felt the other person's breath and desire of a living person.

But after this idea of ​​nourishing yin and strengthening yang came out, he felt that brother Murong had become a "living dead" again.

It was a good intention that led to a bad outcome!
Duan Yun felt somewhat guilty and depressed, and could not help but ask, "How can you get out of this situation and let me learn your swordsmanship?"

"Isn't your last name Duan? Unless you can ask the old demon Duan from your Duan family to come over and turn me into a woman."

Brother Murong answered in a gloomy tone, as if he was deliberately making things difficult for him, or trying to make him give up.

Duan Yun suddenly had a myocardial infarction and couldn't help but complain: "I am Duan Lao Mo, but I really can't do this!"

I only know how to nourish yin and strengthen yang!
(End of this chapter)