Who is still a star after rebirth?

Chapter 26 Lin Luo's Clown Formula

After getting off the car, the four girls were escorted to the gate of the girls' dormitory. The boys then returned to the dormitory. As a result, Wang Yu, who had been impatient for a long time, pulled Lin Luo to ask for advice:
"Lin Luo, how did you make Xiao Longyue laugh tonight? Can you teach me?"

Before Lin Luo could speak, Ren Changjiang could not help but say, "Wang Yu, why don't you chase after another girl? I feel like Xiao Longyue's attitude towards you is not much different from how she treats us..."

The beholder is clear.

According to what Wang Yu said before, Xiao Longyue had feelings for him, but after today's contact, Ren Changjiang found that it was not the case at all.

Xiao Longyue's attitude towards her old classmate Wang Yu was even worse than that towards Lin Luo, a girl she just met.

Even Zhang Longfei followed suit and said, "Based on what we've seen today, I feel like you and Xiao Longyue are just high school classmates..."

"You know nothing."

Wang Yu was very unhappy, but she couldn't quarrel with her roommates over these words, so she could only say stiffly: "It's not so easy to tell who a girl likes from the surface."

“It’s not hard to see.”

Ren Changjiang glanced at Lin Luo and said, "I think Brother Fei can guess why Zhang Xinyin drank so much."

"It's pretty obvious."

Zhang Longfei also looked at Lin Luo.

Seeing the two people looking at him with deep meaning, Lin Luo smiled and said, "I know what you two want to say, but the truth may be very different from what you imagine. First of all, I admit that Zhang Xinyin drank alone most likely because of me, but this definitely does not mean that she likes me."

"How to say?"

In the beginning, Ren Changjiang actually treated Lin Luo as an ordinary roommate, but now he feels more and more that there is something special about this guy.

Lin Luo Little Bear spread his hands:

"I believe you all have had similar feelings, right? A girl who was originally indifferent to someone suddenly found out that the other person actually liked her and thought that the other person was attractive, even if you had no intention of accepting his confession?"

"But if one day you heard that she liked someone else, wouldn't you feel a little disappointed at that moment?"

"This is because in your concept, she who likes you wants something that is easily accessible. This is a mentality full of superiority, or a subconscious possessive mentality."

Those who cannot get what they want are always in turmoil, but those who are favored are fearless!
"And the moment a girl falls in love with someone else, she is no longer the girl you can easily have with just a flick of your finger, and your previous sense of superiority and possessiveness will backfire!"

"Let's switch gears here. Zhang Xinyin is in the same mood now. The man who had pursued her for three years suddenly stopped pursuing her. Her loss, jealousy, and dissatisfaction are all reasonable."

"But we brothers have to understand clearly that if I thought that Zhang Xinyin became like this because she liked me, then I would be a clown."

"..."

Several roommates were stunned, but they had to admit that what Lin Luo said made sense. This guy's analysis was too thorough!
Especially Zhang Longfei, he slapped his thigh excitedly. He had the exact same experience in high school!

There was a girl in high school who liked him very much, but Zhang Longfei thought she was not pretty enough, so he never accepted her confession.

But later, when he saw that the girl had a boyfriend and they were very loving, Zhang Longfei felt very uncomfortable again. He even asked himself in his heart:
If that girl comes over again and says that she still likes me, will we be in a relationship?

The answer is still no!
No matter how uncomfortable he felt, Zhang Longfei knew very well what kind of girl he really wanted, so he felt that Lin Luo's analysis was completely correct!
In fact.

Lin Luo noticed all the strangeness Zhang Xinyin showed today, but he didn't think that she regretted rejecting him before, nor did he think that she fell in love with him.

It’s not that bloody.

It's actually a normal psychology. For example, if your dog suddenly stops being attached to you, you'd be unhappy, even if your relationship with the dog is just like that.

Ren Changjiang couldn't help but ask, "I'm suddenly curious about how you, Lin Luo, licked Zhang Xinyin in high school?"

“Remember a formula.”

Lin Luo counted on his fingers: "Instant reply to messages + strong desire to share + clingy + love-brain + empathy + unlimited dedication + jealous + fantasy + sad because of the other person's words + too proactive = clown."

After a pause, Lin Luo couldn't help laughing: "Yes, this is me in high school."

Someone is listening to the story.

Someone is looking in the mirror.

Zhang Longfei and Ren Changjiang's reactions were relatively normal, but Wang Yu's body suddenly stiffened. He felt that Lin Luo's "Clown Formula" seemed to have hit the mark for him, as if someone had installed surveillance cameras in his home!
Can you remove the surveillance?

Fortunately, Zhang Xinyin, whom Lin Luo had been licking for three years, has a cold personality, while Xiao Longyue, whom he had been licking for three years, would give some response from time to time.

We are different!
Wang Yu thought so, but he didn't forget to ask Lin Luo for advice: "You haven't told me how you made Xiao Longyue laugh today!"

“It’s very complicated.”

Chatting with girls all depends on emotional intelligence, personal conversation and on-the-spot reaction. These things are not easy to learn. In fact, Lin Luo would like to suggest Wang Yu to give Xiao Longyue a small gift directly.

For example, lipstick is very suitable.

In this way, when Xiao Longyue kisses other boys, Wang Yu can still feel a little involved.

But considering that Wang Yu was in high spirits and probably wouldn't listen to advice, he thought for a moment and said, "Do more exercise to improve your image, and read more books to improve your conversation. Don't just lick all day long."

I really don’t know what some women’s hearts are made of. The more you lick them, the harder they become.

Lin Luo hopes that Wang Yu can spend more time on self-improvement, so that he can spend less time on Xiao Longyue.

Lin Luo didn’t feel comfortable saying more about the rest. After all, only when one wakes up will they know that they had a dream.

"Row!"

Wang Yu seemed to be someone who would listen to advice, nodding his head repeatedly. As a result, before the lights were turned off in the dormitory at night, he climbed onto the bed and sent a message to his goddess: "Longyue, I just listened to Lin Luo's analysis of Zhang Xinyin's psychology, it was absolutely amazing (grin)!"

Ta-da-da-da, Wang Yu typed several hundred words in a row, which was equivalent to half a short essay.

Xiao Longyue: "(covering mouth and laughing)"

Xiao Longyue: "Your dormitory is so funny"

Xiao Longyue: "Please share more dormitory gossip in the future"

Seeing Xiao Longyue reply three messages in a row, Wang Yu was overjoyed. He twisted like a maggot on the bed. Just when he wanted to strike while the iron was hot and continue chatting, the goddess sent another message:

"I'll take a shower first."

Wang Yu typed: "Why do you take a shower every time we chat?"

After a brief hesitation, Wang Yu deleted this paragraph, and then skillfully sent two words:
"Uh-huh"

(End of this chapter)