Deathless Sword

"Although it's just speculation, there should be a 70.00% possibility." Ye Yi said hastily.

"70.00%?" Shirou Emiya narrowed his eyes. Even if Yoruichi could fool other people, he would never be able to fool Shirou Emiya!

Yoruichi, who was made guilty by Shirou Emiya, could only change his words,

"50.00%."

"50.00%?" Emiya Shirou continued to narrow his eyes.

"..." They looked at each other.

"..." They continued to look at each other.

"Okay, even if the success rate is only [-]%, it's still possible." Ye Yi finally gave in and told the truth.

"Damn it! Ye Yi, did you seriously think about it before you do it!" Emiya Shirou almost jumped up angrily, isn't it just for picking up a gift money, does he need such a punishment!

"I have thought about it seriously, since there is such a possibility, why not give it a try." Ye Yi said as a matter of course.

"What about the side effects? What if it doesn't work?!" Emiya Shiro said directly. Although there is no explanation in the original book, but judging by Ye Yi's appearance, the side effects of this thing seem to be quite serious. It's fate.

Ye Yi tilted his head slightly,

"Side effects? Are there any?"

"If there are no side effects, wouldn't everyone be able to try it?!" Emiya Shirou couldn't help shouting.

Night shrugged.

"Who knows, anyway, you are the first to try."

Emiya Shiro: "%@%￥@#￥@#%..."

Yoruichi leaned over and patted Emiya Shirou on the shoulder, encouraging him,

"Come on, why are you thinking so much, as long as you succeed, it's fine!"

As a result, just as Ye Yi finished speaking, Saber, who had been standing by the side like a statue, suddenly spoke,

"It's useless."

"What?" The two turned to Saber.

Saber looked up at Emiya Shirou, and said in the usual indifferent tone,

"Since the day of summoning, I have been his sword, helping him to cut down all the enemies in front of him. To face my master with blades is against my oath as a knight."

In other words, Saber will not fight Emiya Shirou at all, so this method is fundamentally impossible.

"..."

"But this doesn't mean you should really kill him, it's just a test." Ye Yi couldn't help but said.

"It's fine if it's just general training, but if you want me to submit, it must be a life-and-death battle with all your strength. The battle of participating in the water is an insult to my dignity and to Shirou!" The competitive Saber will never admit defeat.

"..."

Ye Yi: "Is that oath okay..."

Saber: "The king's oath cannot be broken!"

"..."

Finally, Ye Yi, the saber who can't take oil and salt, has nothing to do, like a child who has done something wrong, she turned her head and looked innocently at Emiya Shirou,

"what should I do now?"

"You—sister—"

Boom!

Shirou Emiya fell directly on the ground, and for a moment, the whole world was gray. . . . . .

It seems that his whole life has fallen into the hands of Ye Yi.

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I don't know how long it took, Emiya Shirou came back to his senses from the miserable world of himself, and found that Yoruichi and Saber were drinking afternoon tea as if nothing had happened beside them? !

Saber: "I personally prefer to drink black tea, but Japanese tea still has a special flavor."

Ye Yi: "Really, I think everything is okay."

"Ah~~~~" Emiya Shirou jumped up frantically, "What are you doing?!"

"Drink tea and chat." Ye Yi said naturally, "I found that we get along very well, for example, Saber likes lions, and I like cats."

"Shirou, would you like a cup?" Saber poured Emiya Shirou a cup of tea slowly.

"Ah~~~~" Emiya Shirou grabbed his hair, rushed over and threw the coffee table up, "Please, is it time to drink tea? Can you guys get a little enlightened, what should we do now?!"

"What can you do without drinking tea? Could it be a fight?" Ye Yi couldn't help but ask.

Upon hearing the word fight, Saber's eyes lit up,

"Happy to accompany you! Just enough to digest."

Ping!

"Then you fight slowly." Emiya Shirou waved his hand, turned and left.

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After a few hours,

"It's time to eat, it's time to eat." Emiya Shirou came back with a lot of food. He couldn't really leave these two guys alone, and this matter was still closely related to him.

In an instant, Emiya Shirou's food was robbed.Fortunately, Shirou Emiya had foreseen this situation. These two are big foodies, so he had already eaten them in advance.

Saber: "Shirou, don't you want to eat?"

Ye Yi: "Don't worry about him, that guy must have eaten it long ago."

Saber: "Then I won't be polite."

Ye Yi: "Don't rob me!"

Emiya Shirou just looked at the two foodies with completely different eating appearances: Ye Yi is the type who eats ugly, doesn't look like a lady at all, and wants to grab everything, but in fact, Ye Yi doesn't eat much. (relatively).Don't look at Yeyi who seems to be grabbing a lot with her left hand and right hand from beginning to end, but if you look closely, you can find that she is actually loyal to grabbing, not eating.

But Saber is just the opposite, she eats with grace and politeness, at first glance, Saber is not Yeyi's opponent at all, but if you look closely, you will find that Saber's eating speed and frequency are astonishing Quickly, without paying attention, Ye Yi just took a bite of the chicken leg, and Saber was already eating the second bowl of rice.

So in the end, it was the humble saber who ate more.

"Which one of you just won?" Emiya Shirou asked.

Saber: "Yeyi's strength is amazing."

Ye Yi: "Where, ah, ah, saber is unexpectedly strong. I didn't expect Wei Gong that you have such a powerful Zanpakuto. Ah, ah, ah."

Seeing the happy and happy appearance of the two, if Saber is not his own Zanpakuto, Emiya Shirou is really worried that he will be snatched away by Ye.

"Shirou, are there any more?"

In the blink of an eye, Saber had already finished eating.Not to mention the wide-eyed Yoruichi next to him, even Emiya Shirou, who had foreseen it long ago, was inconceivable.

"If you want to eat, I'll go again..." Shirou Emiya slapped his thigh suddenly as he said, "Yes!"

"what happened?"

Emiya Shirou jumped up from the ground, swish - posed a beautiful pose, pointed at the two women, winked, raised his eyebrows and said,

"I want to conquer you!"

Snapped!

Another bright red palm print appeared on Emiya Shirou's fair face. . . . . .

"Haha, Wei Gong, why didn't you speak clearly, didn't this cause a misunderstanding?" Ye Yi smiled unscrupulously from the side.

Emiya Shirou was frying here with a spatula, silent.

It turns out that Shirou Emiya had just come up with an inspiration. The so-called grabbing a woman's heart means grabbing a woman's stomach first. Since he can't fight, is it possible to use this "bypass" to make Saber succumb?At least there is still a possibility.So Emiya Shiro decided to give it a try and cook for himself!

However, what made Shirou Emiya speechless the most was Yoruichi, who obviously didn't blush even when he took a bath and ran naked in front of others. Why did Shirou Emiya just say a couple of slightly ambiguous words, and suffered so badly one after another? attack.

Perhaps this is the unique way Miss Yoda expresses her unique love for the unique Emiya Shirou. . . . . . . (Is there a feeling of being convoluted)