Deathless Sword

"Hehe." Jingle Chunshui smiled, not angry, took a sip of the wine, and then said, "What's the point of drinking alone. It's great to laugh and chat together, isn't it?!"

"What do you know?! Are you joking? I'm so worried now, how can I have the heart to joke with you?!" Emiya Shirou said unceremoniously. <Shui was taken aback for a moment, and was thinking about how to communicate with this little guy, but Emiya Shirou, who was already drinking, suddenly pulled Jingraku Chunshui and said,

"Forget it, it's good to tell you! I really can't vomit now! Hey~"

Emiya Shirou sighed, and directly drained the wine in the glass. <While Sui found it funny, he was also a little curious, and offered to help Emiya Shirou refill the wine, and said,

"Tell me, I'm listening. Maybe I can give you some advice!"

"Originally, as a person, I thought I was well-informed and had experienced a lot of sophistication." Emiya Shiro patted the table with a sad face, "But, in the current situation, I really never I've never encountered it before!" <Shui suppressed his smile, and wanted to hear what happened to this little guy who was "well-informed" and "experienced a lot of worldly wisdom".Which boy was bullied by him?Or was he taught an inexplicable lesson by his parents?Or the secretly hidden "baby" magically disappeared? !

"If there is a guy who keeps playing with you, bullying you, and trying to plot against you all day long, what do you say?" Emiya Shiro said. <Shui, a boring guy, is also happy to discuss such trifles with children.

"As a man, then you should harden your temper and go back to bully the opponent! Are you unable to beat others? Even if this is the case, then you should continue to train yourself and become stronger until you defeat the opponent. !" Jingle Chunshui said directly.

"It's a trivial matter if I can't beat it, but the key is that she is my immediate boss, the princess and eldest lady of the family!!!" Emiya Shiro knocked on the table helplessly, and drained the wine glass in another gulp. <The corner of Shui’s mouth twitched, "Well, the relationship with the boss is indeed difficult to deal with sometimes. If he is the kind of person you mentioned...well, this...that...that... ..."<Shui couldn't say anything.In the face of your boss, you must learn to be patient, be a turtle and let him bully you?How could he have the nerve to say such words to children? !

Emiya Shirou poured himself wine, then continued,

"If there is a guy chasing you with a knife, and keeps telling the person in front that he should kill you, kill you or something, and he really cuts you with a knife, almost seriously injuring you Died, what do you say?"

<Shui's eyelids twitched, I didn't expect such a little guy to have suffered such serious injuries.call back?Oh, no, with the previous experience, Jingle Chunshui became more careful when speaking, so he asked first,

"Who are you this one?"

"Hey~" Emiya Shirou shook his head and sighed, "She is my fiancee!"

Gollum~ Gollum~

After drinking another glass of wine, Emiya Shirou, who had a very low alcohol capacity, was already a little smug at this time.Knocking on the table, <the water almost choked on the wine.

"Let me tell you, if you have been hacked to serious injury, there are still people who help the two guys above to bully you, which can even be called abuse and torture. What should you do? !” Emiya Shirou exclaimed aggrievedly. <Water asked cautiously.

"She, she has always been the goddess in my mind~ Like a big sister, she not only comforts my injured body, but also comforts my heart like a gentle harbor..." Emiya Shirou raised his head slightly, in a melancholic 45-degree angle. <Shui sighed, looked at Xiaowei Gong with sympathy, and suddenly pulled him to comfort him,

"You should know who I am, don't worry, I'll help you! I'll help you and talk to those people so that they don't bully you anymore!" <Shui was about to say a few words of modesty, but Shirou Weigong continued, " That Hao Shui who chased girls all over the world was a little embarrassed. He didn't expect his reputation to be so big. Is his notoriety spread all over the world? It seems to have covered up his identity as the captain. <Shui said.<Shui shook his head immediately ,

"It's not that I look down on you, hey, you really can't do anything about this kind of thing, I have to bear it myself." <Shui couldn't help but shouted, but after he finished speaking, thinking of the previous situation, he suddenly felt tense, and quickly added Asked like that, <Shui immediately shouted, "I'm not afraid, you have to tell me who they are first, so I can help you talk!"

"Okay, then I'll tell you." Emiya Shiro said lightly, "My fiancee's name is Su Ling, Feng Shao Ling." <Shui nodded, but he was relieved in his heart. !

"My boss is called Yoichi Sifengin!" Emiya Shirou followed up. <Shui felt a little nervous, but he should still be able to help and talk, but when he heard Yeyi's name, Jingle Chunshui's scalp immediately went numb. Could that guy listen to others?It is estimated that it will catch fire!

Recalling Emiya Shirou's previous description, as a boss, he was still playing around like this, and it really was only that guy Yoruichi!I should have guessed it a long time ago! <Water reaction, continued,

"The last one, you should be familiar with, her name is - Unozhihuali!" <Shui sprayed out the wine in his mouth, "Old, old man?!!" <Shui thought After passing through the fourth team, Shiro Emiya's words of "big sister" made Jingle Chunshui think that at most it was a junior in the team.Unexpectedly, Emiya Shirou's big sister is not the usual big one, but the biggest one! ! ! <Shui admitted directly, at this time he didn't bother to tell Emiya Shirou about how old Uno Hana Retsu is, and he can't judge age based on appearance alone.

;