sorry i got lost

There are so many people who choose the little yellow book and the battle for the rice cooker...so I decided to write Monster Hunter World! (Hello!)

Remember the title of the option?The general trend of the world is controlled by "I"!So I'm not lying~ It's just that you don't read the title clearly~╮(╯▽╰)╭

Well, although the voting this time is a little tricky~ But anyway, it is impossible for you to suddenly appear behind me and press my fd no, the amount of votes ofd golden Buddha climbed over the forehead, I am afraid that even though suddenly voiewhviweh is flying

…Ahem…Because of some kind of relationship…so I still write about the world where a lot of boring guys go to grab cups…otz

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"Fuck...my head hurts..."

Zhang Taiping stood up with his head supported, and glanced at himself.

Hairless!

Lucky luck...

Although the color of the skin is a bit abnormal, although the limbs are as thin as branches, and although the clothes on the body are tattered... But Nima Laozi is not an animal after all! Hundan!

At this moment, Zhang Taiping burst into tears.

Wipe away a handful of bitter tears with a hand with only four fingers...Huh?

Wait!

four fingers? !

Zhang Taiping raised those abnormal hands in front of him...

There are four slender fingers on the pitifully small palm, which cannot be a human palm no matter how you look at it.

After looking around, Zhang Taiping walked to the armor of a European knight next to him, and his figure was reflected on the smooth armor.

A slightly bowed short body, wearing a worn burlap bag, with big bat-like ears growing on both sides of the head, and two protruding eyes the size of tennis balls, in the middle of that ugly face zhong yang, is a long and flat big nose.

Although he can probably guess what he is, but Zhang Taiping still started to search for the information of this body with a little luck.

The house elf Mark, the most loyal elf of the pure-blood noble McNeil family, just accidentally sneezed while cleaning the house and messed with the owner Walton McNeil's favorite vase Dirty, the loyal Mark kept hitting his head against the wall in order to punish himself, and finally killed himself, and Zhang Taiping took advantage of it at this time.

"Damn it! It really is Harry Potter..."

After absorbing the memory in his body, Zhang Taiping bent forward frustrated.

The time is now 1987, and the Boy Who Lived is still working as a coolie at his aunt's house, and it will take another three years before he receives an invitation letter from Hogwarts to become a great wizard♂♂mage, Well, in the words of this world, it is called a wizard.

However, in Zhang Taiping's view, they are not so much wizards, they are more like warlocks or superpowers. They don't have a complete magic system and extremely simple spells. As long as they find out the magic frequency that matches the spell and have enough magic power, It can cast magic, and the so-called Unforgivable Curse is even more ridiculous, a magic driven by emotions such as malicious anger... Nima, this is a super power, okay!

And are people in this world all brain-dead?Leaving aside the Cruciatus and Imperius Curse, is there anything special about Avada Kedavra other than that the hitter must die?Damn, there are plenty of ways to kill someone, okay?In comparison, the range skill Shenfeng Wuying's flexibility is much higher!If you want to kill people with a little she, labor and management might as well use an anti-material sniper rifle to shoot black guns far away!Doesn't any wizard wear a suit of armor all day long?

In Zhang Taiping's view, apart from the Transformation Curse and Space Magic, other spells in the world of Harry Potter are basically used for funny purposes, and even the apparition used for teleportation will have adverse reactions. Ma, do all the wizards in this world live on dry food?Has no one thought of making some improvements to it?Even though the Ministry of Magic strictly controls the use of harmful magic, transfer magic is not among the harmful magic they stipulate!

Although it is also possible to use teleportation magic to throw people into the air or into the fire, but in the low-intelligence world of Harry Potter, absolutely few people can think of this trick... So the "Harry Potter" series The positioning as a children's book makes perfect sense!

After severely despising the lower limit of IQ in this world, Zhang Taiping began to test his own abilities as usual.

Superpowers continue to be sealed, so don’t even think about qi and the small universe. There is no reaction to internal energy and true qi, and the body meridians of elves are too different from those of humans. Zhang Taiping dare not practice even with internal energy , and the spells of the magic onion world are completely useless in this world, but the magic power has been inherited, and with the magic power of this elf itself, the total amount of magic power of Zhang Taiping is now astonishingly high.

Let's take a look at the skills that come with you...

Cleaned up and used for cleaning.

Flame blazing, for cooking.

Restored to original condition, for repairs.

Apparating, for running errands.

Fluorescent flicker, for lighting.

Broken to pieces, used to open the way.

Noiseless, sleep aid.

The voice is loud and used for communication.

Fuchsia, for carrying.

……

Nima!Housekeeping is omnipotent!There is no such thing as a perfect dog leg!Are there any natural slaves!

Zhang Taiping cried while holding his head in his arms.

After struggling for a while, Zhang Taiping went to the library of McNeill's house and began to look through the materials in order to gain a deeper understanding of the world.As for sneaking into the library and being punished?He is not afraid of this kind of thing... because the house elves have a racial talent, that is, super-wide perception. When they decide to work for a wizard with a certain bloodline, they can sense it in a large range. The presence of the master, that's why they are available on call.

After Zhang Taiping understood this point, he improved it and soon formed a virtual Marauder's map in his mind.Having said that, isn't Lupine and the others' Marauder's Map based on the characteristics of the little elves?

The house elf was originally a creature created by an unknown alchemist in order to make it easier for him to study alchemy. At that time, the wizard created a lot of elves, and gave them clothes to let them Leaving this setting was originally just for the convenience of allowing them to transfer between their friends. ———————From "The Origin and Formation of House-Elves"

"I'm sub-Ao... After a long time, I'm still an artificial life body? It seems that the alchemy in this world is still a bit interesting..."

Zhang Taiping smacked his lips and continued to look through.

The lifespan of the house elf is very long, but they can't reproduce, but every time a house elf dies, a new one will be born in a magic weapon left by the wizard back then, And every time a little elf is born, the magic weapon will deepen the idea of ​​"serving the people" in his soul, which has led to most of the little elves now even if they are abused by their masters, they don't want to accept it. Until the clothes get free, this super powerful magic weapon should be stored in the British Ministry of Magic.Of course, even the most powerful magic weapon will sometimes go wrong, and Dobby, the elf of Malfoy's family, is one of them.

After looking through a lot of materials, Zhang Taiping came to the above conclusion.

"Hmm...it seems necessary to find Dobby, and then study what made him escape the control of 'instinct', but before that, it's better to learn more spells."

Thinking this way, Zhang Taiping picked another copy of "The Encyclopedia of Spells" from the bookshelf and read it.

Because Walton McNeil is the executioner of the Management and Control Committee of Fantastic Beasts, he often brings back some magical animal heads, blood, scales and claws, and Zhang Taiping just took the opportunity to get some Doing research, but because the level of McNeil's family is too low, Zhang Taiping only met the rebellious elf Luluxiu at a noble reception at Malfoy's house two years after arriving in this world... …no, it's Dobby.

"Hello, I'm Mark from the McNeil family." Zhang Taiping came to Dobby and began to make friends with him.

"Ah...you, hello, I'm Dobby from the Malfoy family." Zhang Taiping's sudden accusation made Dobby somewhat surprised, and he replied in a panic.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous," Zhang Taiping patted Dobby on the shoulder friendly, and said with a smile: "The reception has started for a while, and there is nothing I need you to help with now, right? Let's have a chat, it's rare for me to be Bring it out."

With Zhang Taiping's ability to fool, Dobby began to confide in him in a short while.

"I'm such a disgrace to the little elf! How dare you think of running away from the master's house!" Dobby hugged a side pillar and slammed his head against it vigorously, Zhang Taiping quickly stopped him.

"I don't think it's a shame..."

Zhang Taiping's shocking speech stunned Dobby who was hitting the wall, he stared at those tennis-ball-sized eyes, and asked in disbelief: "You, what are you talking about? Do you think it's right for me to pursue freedom? He grabbed Zhang Taiping's shoulders vigorously, and wept with joy, "I have never dared to tell other little elves what I think, for fear of being treated as a freak by them. I never thought that you, Mark, could understand me! It's really great!"

Opening Dobby's hands forcefully, Zhang Taiping gasped and rubbed his shoulders and said, "Because I'm a freak just like you..."

"Eh?"

Then Zhang Taiping explained to Dobby the origin of the house-elf and why he willingly became a slave.

"You and I are special cases among special cases. I got rid of this magical spell two years ago because I bumped my head too hard, and after that, I can feel the conditions of other elves, so far , I also found that you are a little elf who is free from the control of the spell, and you are still not completely free..." Zhang Taiping half-truthfully fooled: "Can you tell me when you started to have the idea of ​​​​pursuing freedom? ?”

Dobby, who was stunned by the shocking news, opened his mouth wide in a daze for a long time before muttering, "That was one night six years ago, when Dobby accidentally knocked off Malfoy's little boy." The toy in the young master's hand, Madam punished Dobby severely with all kinds of magic in order to vent her anger on the young master. From then on, Dobby wanted to escape from Malfoy's house... Dobby, Dobby... Dobby is a lousy elf! Dobby is a badass! Dobby is damned!"

He started to bang his head against the wall again... Zhang Taiping slapped his forehead helplessly, stepped forward to stop Dobby who was masturbating himself, and said, "If you don't mind, can I use magic power to explore your body? If you find out the solution With that slave spell, we'll be able to completely free all the house-elves!"

"Liberate... all the little elves?" Dobby was stunned by Zhang Taiping's great ideal, and nodded his head violently after recovering: "Willing! Dobby is willing! If all the little elves It would take Dobby's life to get rid of this hideous spell!"

"Okay then, Dobby, let go of your mind gradually now, don't resist..."

Zhang Taiping used his improved Legilimency to slowly invade Dobby's mind, and at the same time scanned Dobby's physical condition with magic power.

After a long time, Zhang Taiping withdrew his magic power.

"Success?" Dobby, who felt that his thoughts were no longer restrained, clasped his hands excitedly, and then replied by himself: "Success! Dobby is free!"

"Huh..." Zhang Taiping wiped the sweat off his head, and said to Dobby: "No! You can't free yourself just yet..."

"why?"

"Those wizards will not allow the house elves to betray, because we have too many of their secrets, and I can lift the spell on you because it is already incomplete, and you didn't use magic to resist it." Me, but other brainwashed elves will not let us break the spell, so Dobby, for the freedom of all elves, please continue to stay at Malfoy's house! I have to go back and study the method of forcibly breaking the spell method, we usually use this connection.”

Zhang Taiping took out his stolen double-sided mirror and a notebook and handed them to Dobby and continued: "McNeil is not a big family, so I need you to collect a lot of information in the Malfoy family's library, and the notebook is Some practical spells that I have developed by myself should only be used by elves, but to be on the safe side, you should burn them after reading them."

Going forward and patting Dobby on the shoulder, Zhang Taiping said solemnly: "For the sake of the freedom of the house elf... I'm sorry for you, Dobby!"

"Dobby is not suffering at all! Free Dobby for the house-elf will definitely not suffer!" Dobby, with tears in his eyes, straightened his spine for the first time in his life, and replied in a trembling and shrill voice Dao, and then made a gesture of expressing the highest respect to Zhang Taiping.

In the following year, the magic world was as calm as a pool of stagnant water. The slightly interesting news was probably that someone used inappropriate spells to cause their nose to grow bigger. The Ministry of Magic increased the budget of St. Mungo's Hospital for Magic and Magic. Mark, the house elf of the Er family, accidentally ran into his own magic trap and was blown to nothing.

"Mark, why do you want to fake death?"

In a remote corner of Malfoy Manor, two house elves were talking.

"Because I found that if I want to forcibly lift the spell, I must get a medium, and that medium can only be obtained at Hogwarts, and Walton can't let me go, so I can only cheat death Then enter Hogwarts under another identity."

Dobby nodded and said, "I see, so what's the reason you came to see me?"

"Entering Hogwarts requires an opportunity, and the news I just collected said that Dumbledore came back today to attend a meeting organized by Malfoy and other school managers, so I need you to throw me out of the manor after being injured."

"No! This won't work! Dobby can't attack Mark!" Dobby shook his head in panic.

"Listen Dobby! This is for the freedom of the house-elf!"

"Do...Dobby understands...for...self, free..." Dobby agreed with sobs, "Mark, you are so great!"

"It's nothing. Besides, Mark is dead, you can't call me by this name anymore, it will be bad if you get exposed!"

"Then what should Dobby call you?"

"In Muggle myths, the man who betrayed Jesus is called Judas. As the initiator of the house-elf revolution... I'll take a homonym and call it Yoda." Zhang Taiping twitched the corner of his mouth, and then Said to Dobby: "Okay, beat me seriously!" (Note 1)

"Yes... yes! Ma... Yoda! Fire Blast!"

"Oh!"

The violent explosion instantly knocked Zhang Taiping who was not resisting into the air. Zhang Taiping's eyes darkened and he passed out.

When he opened his eyes, an old face with half-moon glasses, a long crooked nose, long silver-white hair and beard appeared in front of him.

"Oh, poor little thing, what's your name?" asked Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore in a soft voice.

Zhang Taiping pulled out an incomprehensible smile.

"Yoda."

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Note 1: Master Yoda is the teacher of Luke Skywalker in "Star Wars", and he is also an et-like creature...

ps: Whoever said that the cup you grab must be the Holy Grail!Goblet of Fire? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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