sorry i got lost

It's too bad to go out and get sick... I will go home the day after tomorrow, so I haven't updated it for the past few days... I will try to make it back in the future...

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At the beginning of the game, neither Zhang Taiping nor Gunner was in a hurry to attack.

"Oh, I didn't expect that after staying in Ma Fanliang for so long, even the ferrets have become so powerful..."

"Yes, yes, so the Red Wings are already tears of the times."

Gunner twitched the corner of his mouth.

"I think I'm still quite young, at least I can fight for another 500 years."

"Hahaha, the older people are, the more they like to pretend to be tender. This is indeed the truth."

"I suddenly felt..." Grunel said through gritted teeth, "I want to try the taste of sable meat!" After speaking, a huge black sphere appeared above Zhang Taiping's head, and it slammed down, crushing A big hole was smashed into the ring, but Zhang Taiping appeared behind Gunell.

"I don't know what mink meat tastes like..." Grabbing Gunner's head and pressing it to the ground, "But human meat seems to taste good!"

Zhang Taiping interrupted his move before the hand holding Gurnell touched the ground, and jumped to the edge of the ring with a backflip. As soon as he dodged away, Grunel's body exploded, and in the smoke and dust, a A huge beam of light rushed out and hit Zhang Taiping.

"Hao Shaju combined fist?"

Zhang Taiping didn't intend to confront the tough, he jumped into the air and dodged it, and Gunnell's figure also followed, the two exchanged a few moves quickly in the air, Zhang Taiping kicked Gunnell in the end In the face, he kicked him back to the ground, and he also used his strength to turn over and land.

"Damn it...it's obviously a mink, but the fighting skills are so good..."

Gunnell, who was kicked to the ground, adjusted his posture in the air and landed safely, but the hood on his head was lifted off, revealing a bronze silly face.

"Jack Canla? Hey... It's because the injury is not healed, so I can't use my ability too much, I can only rely on Servant items..."

"It seems...you know us very well..."

Gunnel, no, it should be said that the expression on Kanla's face is very serious.

"Well, after all, it is an illegal armed group that once saved the magic world. Although it is the tears of the times, you can still find the tear marks if you look carefully."

"Oh, it seems that if you don't take it seriously... After all, you have already said to Neji, 'waiting for you in the final'."

Regardless of the surprised shouts from the audience, Gunell changed back to his original appearance and said with a smile, but his eyes were full of solemnity, and there was no smile at all.

"That's right. It's rare for such a good thing to hit the prestige of the members of the Red Wings. It's really wrong not to try my best to achieve it. I'm also a little more serious."

Zhang Taiping won't lose to anyone in bickering.

"Really? Then let me see how many surprises you can bring me!"

Gurnell, who was choked by Zhang Taiping, waved his hand with a dark face, and the eight black gravity balls instantly blocked all Zhang Taiping's action routes, pressing towards him.

"Are you stupid?"

Zhang Taiping resolutely canceled Cape's form, turned back into a ferret, inserted through the gap of the gravity ball, dodged to a corner of the ring, and then quickly summoned the armor, but because the speed was fast enough, except for a few experts with good eyesight , other ordinary audiences looked as if Zhang Taiping used teleportation.

"..."

Gunel, who forgot that Zhang Taiping's real body was a ferret for a moment, looked even more ugly, while Ewen Jielin, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, smiled very happily.

"Hahahahaha! You black-bellied man also has this kind of time hahaha! You deserve it! You deserve it!"

However, Gunell is worthy of being Gunell, and immediately hung up his signature smirk, summoned his servant prop "Book of Half Life", and turned into a cute little gentleman.

"Segutto? It's a little troublesome now... It seems that I have to switch forms too..."

Zhang Taiping stretched out his hand to hold down his mask, and took it off suddenly, a fiery red exploding head appeared in front of everyone.

"Sure enough, to fight against the colonel, you must be the leader! Lan-lan-lu!"

Speaking words that other people couldn't understand, doing actions that others couldn't understand, when Zhang Taiping shouted "Road" and raised his hands high, the silver armor on his body had already transformed into the god's robe of the leader, and Zhang Taiping shook his hands Shaking, many golden French fries appeared between the fingers.

“Storm Pear Blossom Fries!”

He waved his hands quickly, because the speed of the movement was too fast, Zhang Taiping's hands seemed to have disappeared from the eyes of ordinary audiences, and countless magic chips hit Gunnell's magic barrier like heavy machine guns.

Gurnell, who was forced to fight back by the french fries like a torrential wind, quickly activated the teleportation technique, escaped from Zhang Taiping's attack range, and rushed towards Zhang Taiping on an irregular route.

"French fries all over the sky!"

Zhang Taiping, who has experienced many battles, also quickly changed his attack method, switching the French fries thrown from a heavy machine gun to a shotgun.

However, due to the decrease in the frequency of attacks, Gunell still rushed to Zhang Taiping.

"I prefer melee combat!"

Flicking the flaming red explosive head vigorously, Zhang Taiping smashed Gunell to the ground with a head hammer, and then raised his hands high, a huge hamburger made of magic power appeared above the two of them.

“Burger over the top!”

Before the huge hamburger hit him, Gurnell jumped up from the ground in time, and a rollover escaped the attack range, but...

“Burger Explosion!”

"boom!"

Gunnel, who had just stood firm, saw the red and white sauce rushing towards him. Since the power was not great, and it was food, the magic barrier did not respond at all, which caused the flying chili sauce and se La Jiang "cracked" all over his body, and pushed him out of the ring with a huge momentum.

"Contestant Cape summoned a huge hamburger! After it was detonated, the sauce splashed all over the place, and now the entire arena exudes a tempting aroma!" Asakura, who had already run away, reported dedicatedly: "Ah! The latest received News, the trick used by Cape is a new product from Chaobaozi! This hamburger named 'Spicy Chicken Burger' will be put on the shelves of Chaobaozi's various stalls after the competition! I hope all the audience will be enthusiastic Buy!"

"Super! Remember to give me a dividend!" Wiping the sauce off his face casually, Zhang Taiping yelled into the venue.

"Cough cough cough cough! It's so spicy! It's killing me!"

Gurner, who had recovered his original body, returned to the stage. Although there was no sauce on his body because of the switch, the feeling of the sauce rushing into his nose and eyes was still there. He bent over and coughed non-stop. Rubbing his eyes and nose alternately with his hands, tears and snot flowed down his face after a while.

"Damn it! You actually used such a dirty trick! Cough cough cough!"

Gunnel, who had finally recovered from his stress, could no longer maintain his hypocritical smile, his eyes were red, and he cursed with tears streaming down his face. As for Ewen Jielin, who was watching the battle, she almost burst out laughing.

Zhang Taiping didn't care so much, Nima ignored the existence of labor and capital and directly boasted in front of Neji?If he had discussed with Zhang Taiping at the beginning, offered some reputation loss compensation, and then handed over the prize money he won in the end, wouldn't Zhang Taiping readily agree?Now that it's done like this, you fucking want to have it?Daydreaming!Don't you know that mustelids are very vengeful?

So Zhang Taiping decisively retorted: "Bullshit! I'm not a human being, why should I abide by your rules of conduct? Prudence and such are worthless to ferrets!"

After speaking, he rushed to Gunell, who was still standing upright, and hit his face with a knee. The moment he flew out, he reached out and took out two pieces of bread from the explosive head, and threw them at him. The two pieces The bread was firmly attached to Gunnel's body, and Gunnel suddenly found himself unable to move.

"Burger! Breaking ground press!"

Gunnell, who was blocked by Zhang Taiping with a magic burger, sank in the water for a long time, and when he climbed up to the ring, Asakura had already counted to ten.

"Actually...lost to a ferret..."

The result of the battle dealt a heavy blow to Gunell, and the signature smirk had long since disappeared from his face in disbelief.

"Is it really like what this ferret said, I'm already the tears of the times..." After muttering a few words in a low voice, Gunner put on a smirk again and said to Zhang Taiping: "If you lose, you lose." Yes, but after I recover from my injury, I hope to fight you again."

"Okay, the appearance fee is 1000 million."

"……Ha ha……"

Gu Naier's smile froze for a moment, he didn't say anything, and went directly to Neji's side to whisper with him.

"Cut! You're so weak! Sure enough, the vicious men in this river crab world are only at this level..."

Zhang Taiping looked up at the blue sky, looking as lonely as snow.

"That... Cape player... please don't get in the way of the next game..."

The host Zhao Cang came up and interrupted Zhang Taiping's loneliness.

"Lonely..."

Lonely as snow, Zhang Taiping lost his will to continue watching the battle, and went backstage to look for Chao Lingyin to eat.

"Mr. Kamo is not good..."

Chao Lingyin said to Zhang Taiping who was feasting on the sidelines.

"What's wrong?"

"It seems that because you and Gunner played too exaggeratedly, there are very few people who can win the championship against Nieji!"

"Eh? Didn't you disclose the matter of Xiao Onion looking for her father on the Internet?"

"I revealed it! But there are still many people who oppress you..." Chao Lingyin spread his hands.

"How can it be repaired! People nowadays only care about money! Why don't they have any human feelings at all!"

Chao Lingyin and Ye Jiase had black lines on their faces: "Mr. Kamo, you have no right to say that others..."

"I'm not human!"

Zhang Taiping used this excuse more and more confidently.

"However, it seems that Mr. Neji can't even make it to the final..."

Ye Kase looked at Neji who was being touched like a sandbag on the screen and said.

"Don't worry, Setsuna will definitely release the water, because Neji is going to have a relationship with... eh? No! Gu Naer was obviously killed by me... Because Mao Neji still looks absent-minded... let me think twice..." Zhang Taiping sat down cross-legged, licked his index finger, circled his temples twice, and then made a mudra on his abdomen to sit up and meditate. (Note 1)

"Chao...new news..." Taiping opened his eyes and said, "If little teacher wins the competition, there is a possibility to meet his father."

"Eh?"

"Nieji, the idiot's absent-minded look, must have been caused by Gu Nair saying something similar to him." Zhang Taiping explained: "Gu Nair's servant tool 'Book of Half Life' has the ability to completely reproduce a certain 10 minutes from the guy he collected ginseng from, I guess he used this to seduce Neji."

"But... in this case, Mr. Kamo, do you still plan to win the championship?"

"Nonsense! That's 1000 million!"

Zhang Taiping rolled his eyes at Ye Jiase.

"...What about little brother Neji?"

It seems that if you don't persuade these two little girls, there is no way to let them release the news.

"You guys are stupid! That bastard Gunnell was Najib's good friend back then. Since he took the initiative to appear and reappeared Najib, it must have been explained by Najib. Even if Neji lost, he would find time to let him Their father and son met."

"But in case..."

Super Ringtone still hesitated.

"There is no chance! If there is a contingency with Gunel, I will take Neji to the depths of Library Island, and then pour all the chili sauce in Chaobaozi down! Are there any problems?"

"No! Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

Just as we were talking here, the winners and losers had already been decided in the arena, and in the end, it was the instant release of water that allowed Neji to enter the finals.

"Ah...it's almost time for me to play...Really, I didn't take a break, why don't I play for a while..."

Zhang Taiping wiped his mouth and summoned a silver crow named Kaipu.

"Well, as the organizer, I also have to show my face in the finals, Hakase, I'll leave the rest to you. After luring Akari and the others to 'go' Takahata-sensei, I'll start preparing for the next step."

"Really... you actually leave everything to me!"

"Well... who told us that the two of us are behind the scenes?"

"Yoxi! I've been wanting to give Neji a good beating for a long time!"

After moving his hands and feet, Zhang Taiping nodded in satisfaction and walked towards the venue. At this time, Chao Cang's voice came from the loudspeaker.

"Ma Fanliang Martial Arts Final! Next, let the two who stand at the top of the masters enter the arena!"

"First of all... Contestant Cape! Although he once took off his mask, the appearance of that clown does not seem to be his true face! The genre is even more difficult to study! It is simply a mysterious and invincible demon!"

"Then the opposite! Only ten years old can win among the masters! A genius boy who stands out! The legendary teacher for children! A young boxer of the genre Bajiquan and Baguazhang... in order to be able to meet his father And Neji Springfield, who is determined to win the championship!"

[Chao, what are the odds of the peripheral betting? 】

[After the news was released, the number of people who sold little brother Neji increased dramatically. Now, little brother Neji pays one for one, and you, Mr. Kamo, pay seven for one. 】

"Asakura...waiting to collect the money..."

Zhang Taiping told Chaokura the good news in a low voice as he passed by, and after knowing the odds outside the court, Chaokura's voice became even more high-pitched.

"Decisive battle—fight!!"

"Camo! I will never lose!"

"+w+Is~ so?"

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Note 1: Brother Yixiu's correct posture when poking Du Niang... People who don't know have no childhood...

ps: If you really want to fight with Grunel freely, the entire venue will probably be lost, but as long as he takes advantage of his underestimation at the beginning, directly block him with a yin move and throw him out of the arena for ten seconds, you can easily win. This is The so-called "ferret warfare method", it is said that the identity of a ferret is really easy to use, and those who don't understand the situation will definitely underestimate the enemy... Stupid human beings... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

ps2: You know what the x in the title means!The title can't use x but can only use x instead...(ˉ﹃ˉ)

ps3: Note 1 The word 'stamp' has absolutely no special meaning!