sorry i got lost

"This shame..." Piccolo roared after recovering, "I must return it to you a thousand times!"

Because of Zhang Taiping's attack, the turban on Piccolo's head had already fallen off, but it was just flying around all the time, so the ordinary audience didn't notice it.And now, while Piccolo is standing in the middle of the ring and roaring continuously, more and more people have discovered that he looks almost exactly the same as Piccolo the Great Demon King three years ago.

"Of course I do! I'm the reborn Piccolo Demon King!" After admitting his identity, Piccolo made a declaration of his desire to conquer the world in Secondary School, scaring away all the audience.Seeing this situation, Zhang Taiping was very happy. Now it is enough to protect Bulma and the others, reducing the workload a lot.

Finally, the final with almost no spectators began.

Zhang Taiping gathered all the people who stayed to watch the battle together, took out a universal capsule from his pocket, released a bunch of parts, and began to assemble it "ping-ping-pong-pong".After a while, a missile-shaped thing taller than a person was assembled, and then Zhang Taiping fiddled with it a few times, the top of the missile was divided into six parts and opened, releasing a translucent cover to cover everyone inside.

"Qiang~" After fiddling with Zhang Taiping, Zhang Taiping introduced: "The S-type portable energy shield generator, when the energy is sufficient, can withstand Wukong's full attack twice. This scale bar is the ability meter, and when it drops to about half When the time comes, you can inject air into this hemisphere to charge the shield!"

After explaining clearly, Zhang Taiping took out his homemade pmp and started playing.

"Uh, should I say...is it worthy of being a civil servant?" After everyone looked at each other for a while, it was Xiao Lin who came out to complain again.

Although they were amazed by Zhang Taiping's miraculous invention, everyone immediately turned their attention to the ring. After all, this is a game that concerns the safety of the world.

In the yelling of a group of people, Monkey King finally won the game.Zhang Taiping put away the pmp and energy shield, and after throwing a fairy bean to Wukong, he came to Piccolo, found a branch from somewhere, and poked on Piccolo.

"Yo! Didn't die?"

"Yes... you bastard..." Piccolo, who was unable to move, could only keep poking Zhang Taiping with his eyes.

"Oh, don't look at me like that, I'm here to treat you." Zhang Taiping said, then took out a fairy bean and stuffed it into Piccolo's mouth.

After recovering, Piccolo jumped up and looked at Zhang Taiping suspiciously.

Ignoring the crowd jumping up and down frightened by his actions, Zhang Taiping shrugged his shoulders and said, "If you die, then my teacher will also die together. Moreover, according to your logic, if you don't beat Wukong Before, you couldn’t conquer the world, right? I don’t think you will be able to defeat him in your life.”

Zhang Taiping gave spoilers as usual, and he didn't realize that he was going crazy with Piccolo.

"I'll kill you before that!"

Piccolo rushed over suddenly, and slapped Zhang Taiping on the head, but before he hit it, he was stopped by his superpower.

"You can't kill me..." Zhang Taiping scratched his head, released his fixation on Piccolo and said, "Although my kung fu may not be as good as yours, but with my super power, you can't kill me if you want to kill me." Possibly. I know I went too far in the martial arts competition just now, isn’t that because I hit my hand right away? If you care so much…” Turning around, he pouted his butt at Piccolo, “I’ll let you poke it back?”

"Bastard! I'm not as nasty as you!" Zhang Taiping's shamelessness had made Piccolo unable to even get angry, and he turned to Sun Wukong and shouted: "Wait! I will definitely hit you in a short time and conquer you!" of the world!" Then laughed wildly and flew away.

"I really don't know where he got his confidence." After complaining about Piccolo, Zhang Taiping walked up to Monkey King and said, "The teacher asked me to ask you, are you interested in becoming a god?"

"Don't be kidding!" Sun Wukong waved his hands again and again, "Stay in that boring place all the time, I will die!"

"Yes!" Zhang Taiping nodded in agreement, "The broken place in the temple is only where the teacher and Mr. ** can live forever! Then I will go back and report to the teacher. Goodbye everyone."

"There will be a period later."

"Goodbye."

"biu!"

……

After Zhang Taiping bid farewell to everyone, he returned to the temple.

"Teacher, continue to be a god, a promising profession! Wukong refused!"

"... Is the temple so boring?" The god looked confused.

"Of course! Didn't you see that I run away every time I finish my practice?"

The god was silent for a while, and said, "Why didn't you seal the piccolo and bring it back?"

"Why seal him? As long as Wukong is still there, he will not be able to conquer the world. Speaking of which, the people in your world are really simple, and even the villains are so simple. Should it be said that integrity is better, or is it better to be single-minded? "

Regarding this question, the equally upright God didn't know how to answer it, so he had to change the subject.

"What are you going to do next? I have nothing to teach you."

"Well, travel around, do experiments, maybe you can suddenly find a way to go back."

"Speaking of the way to go back... Maybe someone has a way, but I don't know if you can go there." God thought for a while, then said suddenly.

"Eh?"

……

yin room

"...That's the way it is, Yama, please allow him to go to Lord Kai!" God said to a huge bearded man.

And Zhang Taiping has been in a trance since he entered the underworld, and only then did he vaguely remember the setting of the king of the world and the god of the king of the world in the Dragon Ball world.

"It's strange, why didn't the teacher think of asking me to find the king of the world before? Besides, I am not a person of this world, so I shouldn't be able to enter the yin space of this world, the teacher obviously thought of this too , I will say that I don’t know if I can come here. I guess if I didn’t say it before, I thought I couldn’t enter the underworld, but why can I come in now? Is it because I have raised the reputation of this world to worship? This is unscientific ah!"

"What are you muttering about?" God tapped Zhang Taiping's head with his crutches, "Lord Yama has already agreed, hurry up and follow this ghost messenger to Snake Road."

After thanking God and Hades, Zhang Taiping followed the ghost messenger to the Snake Road, looking at the long and endless road, the big lazy Zhang Taiping felt powerless for a while.

"Please be very careful, don't fall under the clouds. Because under the clouds is hell, if you go down, you will never come back." Ghost Animal explained the precautions to Zhang Taiping.

"Oh, thanks for the reminder."

After Zhang Taiping finished speaking, he used his super power to fly forward.

Tired, just lay down on the snake path and take a nap.

Hungry, chew on a fairy bean.

If you are thirsty, there are various beverages in the universal capsule.

Bored, took out various homemade game consoles.

I don't know how long it took to fly, and finally came to the end of the snake road.Zhang Taiping looked around, found the asteroid where the king of the world was, and then flew over.

"Damn it!" As soon as he approached, Zhang Taiping was sucked in. "This exaggerated gravity is almost ten times that of the earth."

Zhang Taiping lay down on the ground to feel it, adjusted the gravity of his body slightly with super power, and then stood up easily.

"What an amazing ability."

Zhang Taiping followed the prestige, and saw a fat man with tentacles on his head and small sunglasses walking over with an orangutan.

"Eh? It's nothing, because I usually use superpowers to add 15 times the gravity to myself, so as long as the superpowers are weakened, I can get used to it." Zhang Taiping said nonchalantly.

"Is that so?" The king of the realm was taken aback. "Then, why are you looking for me? A visitor from another world."

"...So, I want to ask you, is there any way for me to go back?" Zhang Taiping asked after explaining his intention to the king of the realm.

"I don't have a way to let you go back." The king of the realm paused, looked at the decadent Zhang Taiping and continued: "But you came to me in time."

"timely?"

"That's right, because you are being continuously assimilated by this world. If you were a few years ago, you would not have been able to enter the yin space of this world, but now, your soul has begun to be controlled by the Hades of this world." .In contrast, even if you are dead now, you can be resurrected with dragon balls. But if this continues, you will be completely assimilated by this world, and you will not be able to go back.”

"Then what should I do?" Zhang Taiping asked anxiously when he heard that he might not be able to go back.

"Stay here, I will take some time to adjust your soul, so that your soul has the 'temporary residence qualification', so that although your soul is still under the control of this world, it will not be assimilated any longer. Use Dragon Balls to fulfill your wishes. However, because there are only "temporary residence qualifications", the wishes of Dragon Balls will be discounted. Maybe the time you go back will be wrong, maybe your age and even gender will change after you go back, maybe what you go back is just The soul may send you to other worlds. But the advantage is that even if you go to other worlds, you will not be assimilated, and you can find other ways to go back."

The King of Realm asked Zhang Taiping after digesting the information he said.

"How is it? Do you intend to continue to find the way back, or simply settle in this world?"

"Let me think twice..." Zhang Taiping kept calculating in his heart. After all, relying on this heaven-defying superpower and familiarity with the plot, he would definitely be able to live a comfortable life in the world of Dragon Ball, not to mention that he can still Resurrection with dragon balls, if you want to become stronger, then get some Saiyan genes and the like, Zhang Taiping's technology is definitely higher than the guy who created Cell, but in the end the desire to go home prevailed, Zhang Taiping raised his head and said to the king of the realm, "I want to go home!"

"Then, the first thing you have to do is tell me a joke that makes me laugh!"

"Damn it! I forgot about this one!" Zhang Taiping scratched his ears and cheeks, "I can't remember what kind of joke Sun Wukong was talking about at the time, and...King Jie likes to tell cold jokes of Japanese style... ...I only remember a 'quilt flew away' of that type, never mind, let's try it first."

"The quilt... flew away..." (Note 1)

"Puff...Puff...hahahaha" the king of the realm burst into tears, "It's amazing, are you a professional?"

"Are you going to pass the test like this..." Zhang Taiping was speechless.

The king of the world, who had had enough laughing, took Zhang Taiping to a room, put him on the bed, and said, "Because the soul transformation is very time-consuming, I will let you fall into a deep sleep. After the transformation is completed, I will naturally wake you up." .”

"Eh? Can the princess wake me up with a kiss?" Zhang Taiping, who was lying on his back, joked.

"Well, when the time comes, I'll let Babrus come and kiss you awake." King Kai pointed to the orangutan beside him.

"Sorry! Please forget what I just said!"

"Then let's begin!"

Zhang Taiping didn't see any movements of the King of Realm either, and Zhang Taiping passed out as soon as his eyes went dark.

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Note 1: The pronunciation of "quilt" and "flying away" in the ri text are very similar. This is an antique-level cold joke, and it has appeared in many comics.

ps: This chapter explains some of the settings I think, although it is still a bit far-fetched, but the same person... well, in fact, I can't think of a better way to say it... otz