sorry i got lost

I originally planned to take advantage of the weekend to save some manuscripts, but my friend caught me and killed the Three Kingdoms and almost forgot to update it =. =

Finally got my first book review, although it’s just a watering post with little nutrition ←_←

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"Teacher! What's going on here!" Zhang Taiping who ran back to the temple asked curiously.

"Looks like you've already met him..."

God's tone was full of vicissitudes, and he slowly revealed his relationship with Piccolo.Although Zhang Taiping knew that they were originally the same person, but he couldn't remember the reason why they became two people, but he still listened to it with great interest.

"Oh, that means, teacher, you are not only mentally split, but your body is also split..." Zhang Taiping made the final concluding speech.

"...You are right to say that...but why do I sound so awkward?" Shen Haoxuan, who was immersed in memories, was not choked to death by this unworthy disciple.

At this time, Mr. ** on the side said in a worried tone: "Then if the Piccolo Demon King dies, then God you..."

"Of course I will die too. This is the cause I planted, and of course I will eat the evil fruit."

"Huh! Fortunately, I thought there must be something wrong with it, so I didn't do anything. Otherwise, I would have become a big villain who deceived my master and destroyed my ancestors."

"It would have been fine if you had directly defeated him just now," Shen said regretfully, "Gods cannot commit suicide. I have been waiting for a long time for someone who can defeat Piccolo."

"No!" Zhang Taiping crossed his chest with both hands, "I have repeatedly emphasized that I am a civil servant."

"Hehehe..." God looked at Zhang Taiping with relief, and said, "Although you are usually a mess, you are still a good boy in essence."

"What... what, such a disgusting statement..." Zhang Taiping turned his face away in embarrassment, avoiding God's sight.

"Since you don't plan to make a move, you can only count on other martial arts masters."

"I think, teacher, you will merge with Piccolo in the end." Zhang Taiping took no responsibility for the spoiler.

"Maybe, now we can only let nature take its course."

"I think we can focus on Sun Wukong. According to our world, that guy is born to be the protagonist."

Zhang Taiping continued to pretend to be a magic stick.

"I had that feeling too, the feeling that that kid was going to save the world in the end."

"And more than once." Zhang Taiping added in his heart.

……

While the temple forces stood by, Piccolo had already begun to cleanse the martial arts masters on Earth.After overthrowing Monkey King and fighting against Guixianren for a short time, he finally summoned Shenlong and recovered Qingchun. The moment he killed Shenlong, Zhang Taiping said that he absolutely did not gloat.At this time, Yajiro Bingwei brought Sun Wukong under the Jialin Tower.

"Don't be kidding! I don't want to take you up such a tall tower!" Knowing that Sun Wukong planned to let himself climb the Jialin Tower, Yajirobei immediately quit.

"But the delicious food is at the top of the tower."

"Aren't you lying to me?"

"It's true, that thing is called Xiandou."

"Senbeans!" Yajirobei immediately became excited, he couldn't forget the bag of delicacy that made him almost starve to death two years ago. "So the fairy bean came from this place? No wonder I couldn't find it no matter how hard I searched! Then what are you waiting for? Let's go!"

Yajirobei shook his arms, full of energy.

"You know fairy beans?"

"Well, a weirdo gave me a bag two years ago. Don't talk so much, it's important to go up the tower!"

Yajiro Bingwei, who was driven by the yu, grabbed Monkey King, carried him on his back, and hurriedly headed towards the top of the Garin Tower.

……

Garin Tower Top

Yajirobei lay on the ground, gasping for breath from exhaustion.

"Huh! Huh! Hurry up... quickly take out the fairy beans and give them to me!"

For foodies, food is the most important thing.

Immortal Jialin took out the fairy beans and handed them to him, and at the same time informed Sun Wukong of the death of Immortal Turtle.And after Sun Wukong asked to become stronger, it directly took out Zhang Taiping's improved Chaoshenshui.

"Although the supernatural water has been improved to remove the poison meow, but after drinking it, you will fall into a coma. The exact time of the drowsiness is not necessarily meow. The people who improved it probably have to do with their own potential, the body's endurance, etc. about meow."

Just when Sun Wukong was about to drink the super divine water, Yajirobei, who had been knocking on the fairy beans with great interest, suddenly yelled.

"Why does it all smell like fish, Hun Dan!"

"Meow?" Immortal Jialin was at a loss.

"Obviously there are other flavors like mint curry and barbecue?!"

"The fairy beans still have a taste?" This is Monkey King with outdated intelligence.

"I'm a cat. Of course, as long as it tastes like fish, it's fine. As for seeds with other flavors, I also have meows here, but if you want to eat them, you have to wait for a while."

"Damn it!" Yajiro Bingwei grabbed a handful of celestial beans and stuffed them into his mouth viciously, "I can only use these to withstand it first."

In the next second, his entire stomach was swollen from being supported.

History is always strikingly similar.

"Hmm... sex... several flavors at a time... feels... feels... seems good..."

Hey!

……

The next day, Sun Wukong, who woke up, rushed to the palace in a hurry.

After rescuing Tianjin Fan who was in danger, Monkey King who had taken Chaoshen Water bullied the Great Demon King without any suspense.Even though Tianjin Fan was holding back and only one right hand was left to move, he still punched through the Great Demon King.

And Zhang Taiping, who was watching the situation here in the temple, couldn't help becoming nervous at this moment, and he didn't relax until the big devil spit out the second generation of piccolo.

"In order to revive that unscrupulous dragon, the cat will definitely let him come to you, teacher?"

"Well, when the time comes to test him..."

"Don't look for me!"

"...Okay, then Mr. ** will test him."

"In other words, after observing him for so long, teacher, you will definitely resurrect Shenlong and guide him, why do you want to have a test?"

"This is tradition! It's a necessary procedure!"

"Cut! Formalism..." Zhang Taiping curled his lips, and suddenly thought of a possibility, "Could it be that Teacher, you suffered a lot when you accepted the test, so you want to let the people who come later experience it?"

"Are...are you kidding! How could I do such a thing!" God denied with a panicked expression.

"Really... Shenlong's indiscretion is the root cause..." Zhang Taiping found that there is indeed a difference between comics and reality.

"Stop rambling!" The annoyed God hit Zhang Taiping on the head with a stick, turned his head and said to Mr. **, "Monkey King is coming up soon, you go outside and wait for him."

"Yes."

"Then I won't hinder the teacher, you pretend to be a senior, and continue to modify my somersault cloud. It can't even fly to the height of the temple."

"Go, remember to come back and have a look when you have time, and help me point out Wukong by the way, he can be regarded as half of your fellow disciple."

"We'll talk about it when the time comes." Zhang Taiping waved his hands in trouble, and then teleported back to his experimental base.

……

Three years later, the temple

"What? You want me to attend the No. [-] Martial Arts Association in the world? I'm..."

"I know you are a civil servant!" God has been complaining about Zhang Taiping's bad excuse for a long time, "I just asked you to do insurance, in case Piccolo kills people indiscriminately at the venue, your super power is the best way to protect everyone! "

"That's right, Taiping! When the time comes, we will fight seriously!" Monkey King also chimed in.

"Then I'll just go and be an audience..." Zhang Taiping continued to find excuses to be lazy.

"This is my order as a teacher!" God paused vigorously on his crutches.

"Cut! Good..."

"Great! Now I can know your true strength, Taiping!"

"I will surrender to you!"

"why is it like this!"

After fighting for a while, Sun Wukong went to pack his luggage, while Zhang Taiping turned around and asked, "Teacher, is there anything you want to explain?"

"Oh? Did you see it?"

"Well, this is the first time you have used the so-called 'teacher's order', what exactly do you want me to do?"

"At that time, you find a way to face Piccolo, and then seal him with the magic sealing wave."

"I will die if I use the magic sealing wave!"

"Stop talking nonsense! With the energy in your body, you will be a little tired after using Mofengbo! Even the current Tianjin Rice, you should be able to survive after using it."

"Well, it's okay to use it... But teacher, why do you think that Piccolo will be too stupid to guard against this move?"

"This……"

"Also...why didn't you seal the first Piccolo Demon King when he was alive? It's easy, isn't it?"

Zhang Taiping has always wondered about this point, and had this question when he was reading comics.

"At that time...it won't be..." God looked embarrassed.

"Eh?"

"When Tai Wu sealed the Great Demon King, I didn't see it...so...didn't learn..."

"puff……"

"What are you laughing laughing!"

"Ah...just suddenly remembered a very funny joke." Zhang Taiping said solemnly.

"Do you think I would believe it!"

Zhang Taiping looked calmly at the teacher who yelled at him.

"Ahem!" After realizing that he had lost his composure again, he quickly straightened his expression, cleared his throat, and said, "If this is the case, forget it, it would be terrible if he took advantage of him while using the magic sealing wave." .”

"Then since this is the case, can I not have to participate in the competition?" Zhang Taiping hurriedly pushed forward.

"Don't even think about it!"

"cut!"

……

Zhang Taiping and Wukong came outside the venue and met Guixianren and his party. After Wukong said hello, he introduced him to everyone.After Zhang Taiping sent a few comics that he drew when he was bored, he was immediately attracted by Guixianren and Wulong as confidants.Of course, it is inevitable that Bulma will be labeled as a pervert, but Zhang Taiping doesn't care at all, anyway, the girls in Dragon Ball are either nympho or crazy, so don't put your mind on it.

After everyone chatted for a while, Tianjin Fan and others also walked over from the other side.

"Taiping, are you planning to participate in the competition too?" Tianjin Fan, who was left on the sidelines, asked when Monkey King and Kobayashi were in love.

"Ah... It's really troublesome to be forced to come here."

"Eh? Do you know Taiping?" Sun Wukong found that the "Crystal Palace" was unstable and asked quickly.

"Ah, I met when I went to the cat's house. At that time, they were all practicing at the cat's house."

"You?" Xiao Lin was wondering how Zhang Taiping and Monkey King met.

"Eh? Didn't the cats tell you? I usually live in the temple."

"Eh...every time Immortal Jialin mentioned you, he got angry, so we didn't ask...you said you were from the temple?"

"That's right, I was forced by God to participate in the competition. Obviously I am a civilian worker, so what kind of trouble is it for me to participate in the competition!" Zhang Taiping said angrily.

"It seems that this martial arts competition is very interesting!" Tianjin Fan suddenly ignited.

"That's right! Even if you and Wukong are practicing with God, I won't just admit defeat like this!"

"At that time, I will show you the results of my practice!"

"Hahaha! Just let the horse come here! This time I must win the championship!"

Even the others were ablaze.

Zhang Taiping is helping his forehead...

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ps: I re-read "Dragon Ball" and found that there are all kinds of love stories... Am I really broken... otz