Xueba also wants to fall in love

ps1: Ahem, the matter of the post bar has come to an end, thank you for your enthusiastic response.Well, the revival of Tieba has already started, and I will also participate in it. Yesterday, I posted something small on Tieba.

ps2: After finishing this chapter, I still owe [-] words, so take your time.

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After flying away from the Japanese mainland, we found a reef and landed.

"Why, are you going to sign the contract now?" Astrea looked indifferent, "You must take care of the meal!" [

I shook my head: "Why do you need to sign a contract? Even Minos, I'm afraid you want you to be independent, so you can live happily even if you don't rely on the master's orders... Why lock yourself in In a cage?"

She blinked her eyes and looked puzzled: "...I don't understand what you are talking about."

Is it a rare state of confusion?I thought about it, and then smiled slightly: "If you sign a contract, you can only stand by at ordinary times, and you can only eat after completing the task. If you don't have a task for a month, you can't eat for a month. But if you don't sign the contract, you can serve as me. My friends live by my side, and three meals a day are enough..."

"Don't sign, don't sign!" she shouted loudly, "Idiots only signed the contract!"

After she finished speaking, she seemed to have thought of something, and said cautiously: "Why do I think it should be the other way around? Why didn't I become your artificial angel, but instead could eat more food? Are you an idiot?"

I swung the knife in my hand and hit her staggeringly, then turned my gaze to the horizon: "Nimf will come over in a while, you go to Italy with her and bring a woman back. "

"Why, you don't want to be my master, why should I listen to you." She turned to me sideways, stretched her waist, and said in a leisurely tone—but one eye that was secretly opened was always Taking a peek at my expression, I have seen through all the calculations of this pure idiot who thought he was a little clever.

"Oh, it's just a request as a friend." I took off my glasses and said lightly, "It's okay if you don't do it, I will tie you up and put a table full of Chinese people in front of you, so that you can smell the aroma and drool. But you just can't eat them until you watch them slowly stink and rot, all spoiled by microbes, and you just can't eat them..."

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa are she did a little bit of imagination,Are you a devil?'

"Anyway, listen to Nimf and protect her to complete the mission. I will ask Nimf about your performance when I come back. If you are very well-behaved from the beginning to the end, it is not impossible to treat you to a big meal. "I used the method I used to lure Index back then, "Otherwise I'll plant you in the soil, and harvest a few meat toilets next year..."

"What is the meat toilet?" The curious baby asked, staring at a pair of cute red eyes.

"Ahem, it is a health care product with high practicability in a certain field, which can satisfy the physical and psychological needs of users to the greatest extent. You only need to do one thing that is not very tiring and comfortable every day. If you survive, you will not only get a very detailed and reasonable diet and health plan, but you can also often supplement artificial milk with a very high protein content." I took off my glasses and smiled viciously, "Why, you want to be a meat toilet?"

She bit her fingertips, longing and hesitation flashed in her eyes. Although a fool is a fool, he still maintains an amazing intuition in certain fields, does she instinctively feel that something is wrong?

There was a faint fluctuation in my heart. Looking at the sea level from a distance, the small figure of Nimfu was approaching at high speed.

"This trip to Italy may not be as smooth as expected." I nodded towards the artificial angel, "I have already arranged a backup, but in principle, I hope you can complete the task independently, and don't hurt Gu people."

"Understood, Master." Nymph nodded and asked again, "Then Master..."

"Naturally, I'm going to do another thing. After the other party has expressed clear hostility, I can only wait for the enemy to attack me... This is not my style." Slowly floating on the sea, a small The submersible swam to the island and reef, and a sneer appeared on the corner of my mouth, "There is also the so-called council of Tianqi... When I was in the world over there, I have long seen them unhappy, but the secular world is limited, and I can't beat them happily. They paused for a while, and have never thought clearly, and this time I finally caught the opportunity."

I jumped on the submersible, the hatch closed slowly, Nimf waved to me, and faintly heard Astrea asking innocently and innocently: "Senior β, making meat and toilet is a very good thing ?"

What the hell! [

A sudden urge to hide my face and run away surged in my heart, the submersible suddenly descended, skimmed water patterns, and fled away quickly.

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I dialed the phone at the bottom of the sea, and a few seconds later, a lazy female voice came: "Yes, yes, this is Mr. Sakata Yinling, who is funny, humorous, sexy, beautiful, and understanding, with a neat little mouth. Please get out, drink and wait for the night, please go to hell if you complain, the salesman can chat with you, is there any cheap goods recently?"

"..." I said in a low voice, "It's me."

There was the sound of water spraying from the phone, and after two or three seconds, Sakata Yinling's distraught voice sounded: "You kid did such a troublesome thing without saying a word! Sure enough, the brat is the most troublesome thing!" , I couldn’t help but get excited just after reading some hot-blooded comics, must I do something stupid? Zao Chiyo was also instigated by you, and you will make the adults of the council quite troubled by you. The old face that hides wrinkles is wrinkled into a dry old chrysanthemum again because of these bad things! Don't you know how hard they worked to maintain their youth!"

"Do me a favor." I looked at her endless chatter and said leisurely.

"Why are you a bad boy who disrupts the order of the campus? If the teacher doesn't lock you up in a confinement room and use ghost stories and candles to let you feel the heat of youth, even if he is merciful, you are not young, no matter whether you are a man or a woman As long as the hair grows on the bottom, you should learn to be self-reliant, what's the matter with the weak female teacher who is so exhausted that she can't even drink strawberry milk!" Sakata Yinling burst out like a cannonball, but the point of her words was The last sentence.

After all, I have been dealing with the natural curls of that world for many years, and I know what he wants when he sticks his butt up... Cough cough, this kind of statement seems a bit bad.

"You said these are just trying to rip off people." I looked outside, it was pitch black, "Ten boxes of strawberry milk, how about it?"

"Are you sending away elementary school girls who don't understand the market and are doing aid and communication for the first time!" Sakata Yinling said angrily.

"Eight boxes." I said leisurely.

"Deal!" she yelled, "Tell me what you want from me!"