Xueba also wants to fall in love

Chapter 27 An Ideal Girlfriend Can't Be So Perfect

ps1: New Years... all kinds of don't want to update... okay, okay... can't I update...

ps2: The sluts in the group actually tempted me to update with notebooks and resources... Humph!snort!

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After dinner, I was pushed out of the door by my mother, and she asked me to see Rin Tosaka off—she still didn’t forget to whisper in my ear, “It’s okay if you don’t come back tonight, but remember to protect yourself Measures" is really inexplicable.

——And escort Tohsaka Rin?Don't be kidding, even if I meet a murderer or a hooligan, it won't be this twintail who suffers. In other words, this little devil has been suppressed by me for a whole afternoon, and he is trying to find someone to vent his anger on.

But no matter what, since my lord mother has already said it, I will not disobey this kind of indifferent order-it is right to take a walk and think about some things along the way.I walked side by side with Tohsaka Rin on the night road, the wind was blowing at night, the night sky in summer was bright with stars, and occasionally there was a sound of insects, but it seemed very quiet... I myself was looking forward to suddenly being wrapped in a sheet A hairy loli with a body or a dead fish-eyed man wearing a medieval robe and holding a human skin book, because in this way I can turn over a white-haired chum [-] pervert or a total of [-] super chum [-] perverts...

It's a pity...it doesn't seem to be, or I haven't been exposed to mysterious events for a long time.

"What are you thinking?" Finally, Rin Tohsaka broke the atmosphere of silence, and she asked nonchalantly.

I pushed my glasses, shot out the killing light and replied nonchalantly: "I'm thinking, if I follow you to your house or directly here [beep——] drop you and then [beep——] In the end, put 【哔——】 into your [引——], will you resist, or will you obey, or will you resist first and then obey?"

"..." Tohsaka Rin shrugged, "...No matter what you do, you can't change the final facts."

It seems that after playing with the toy for a long time, it will also produce something called resistance. Like this, she seems to have gradually gotten used to it. So, should we continue to play in a different way?I looked at Rin Tohsaka.

Then again... this guy can be considered a beauty.Although wearing a standard school uniform...but you can't expect the headmaster who said "dead water and gym shorts will never die" to make girls' school uniforms serious. In fact, according to my statistics, I The school's girls' school group can definitely be attributed to the ranks of miniskirts, and it is five centimeters shorter than the average skirt length of other colleges - don't try to ask me why I compare the skirt lengths of girls in various colleges. Such boring questions, Well, if you really want to know, then go through the formalities of transferring to the posthumous world university first, and then I will send you off...

In addition, the school has a loose attitude towards the dress of students, especially female students, allowing appropriate tailoring changes and adding some small accessories, which undoubtedly provides convenience for many girls.Tohsaka Rin in front of me is an example, with double ponytails, poisonous tongue, miniskirt, black silk, absolute domain... Qingchun's delicate body is more and more attractive against the backdrop of well-tailored school uniforms. Sure enough, if you don't pay attention to her inside, With such an appearance, he can still deceive a group of innocent men and women.

Such a guy, as a girlfriend... er, is it suitable?

I suddenly discovered that the reason why I don't have a girlfriend is not that I can't find it, but that I never thought about it.

Because I didn't have a measure in my heart to judge "whether this girl is qualified as a girlfriend or not".

So, what is my requirement or definition for a girlfriend?

No matter how you play it, you can play Shake M?Well, that seems to be a toy.Is the one in front of you a representative?I always feel that it is not...

A top student like Tsubasa Hanekawa or Minase?Although creatures of the same species share a common language, they always feel a little weird. Compared to Minase, the type of Tsubasa Hanekawa is better... But Tsubasa Hanekawa is not suitable for playing with, not good...

Someone like Shikuma Riko who can talk to me and play with me? ...I always think that kind of creature is called a friend with benefits, and sometimes it seems that a girlfriend who is too immoral doesn't seem to be a good thing...For example, Hakurei Reimu...Uh, let's forget it.

There is also Qingzi...Although all aspects are enough, beautiful appearance, good figure, good grades, and good personality, but...Compared to me, Qingzi is too normal, so normal that I can't help it. twist her.It seems that I can only be a normal person with her, but if I can't play with people's hearts, I will be lonely to death, no good, no good.

Those who can do whatever they want have no common language, those who have a lot of posture and knowledge can't let go, those who are undisciplined are too fanatical, those who are restrained are very conservative, those who can't play badly are a scum of war, and those who have combat effectiveness are a scumbag. Ga, in short, I flashed through my mind one by one the women who even had a little relationship with me, but I kept denying the possibility of them being girlfriends...

I analyzed it with my tens of g per second brain... I think what I need is a multifunctional girlfriend like a Swiss army knife.She must be m, at least compared to my s, she must be m, but not too m, there must be a little bit of cao, but never too much, people must be smart, at least they can talk to me, When she is dignified, she is like the most noble young lady. When she is lost, she wants to discard the lower-limit unscrupulous cao. She is proficient in all kinds of h and non-h knowledge. She can draw the design of a star destroyer by hand, and she can bring down a battalion of celestial dynasties with her bare hands. The urban management can harmlessly ingest the elements in the entire periodic table, and the body and appearance must be of the royal sister level... so so, etc., etc.

After listing all the requirements, I myself took a deep breath.If a woman can have the holiness of Saori Kido, the body of Mai Shiranui, the singing voice of Hatsune Miku, the gentleness of Beludante, the strength of Kawagami Emoyo...the unity of all these advantages, then even It's me who will definitely turn her into my wife at any cost. This kind of multi-functional girlfriend is like a Swiss army knife, and I will take her down when I meet you!

...But this kind of girl doesn't exist, there can't be such a perfect guy.For every girl, their strengths are of course their brilliance, and their shortcomings may be unexpected. Such a perfect person can only exist in the imagination. Of course, it is not impossible to realize it... …

Collect the excellent genes of all the women in the world, rewrite the genetic information and shape the personality from fertilized eggs, and then induce them into artificial embryos, use various means to ensure her healthy growth, and then slowly raise her up...and finally become up.

Or directly ask for help from the Holy Grail Lord or the human body... By the way, don't forget the Lord God, maybe go to the big light ball and create it directly...

How is it possible... such a stupid thing.

Those excellent girls are excellent, but I always feel that everyone is missing something. Although I understand that to love someone is to love her flaws, not to mention that it is not a flaw... But the things in the novel It's just something in a novel, life-long events are hard to satisfy, it's really a pity for me who is a perfectionist.

…For some reason, there was an evil voice in my head, telling me that there is another way to solve all problems and make everyone happy, but that method is hazy, and I don’t quite understand it.

——It seems that girlfriends are still very troublesome things, I sighed softly.

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