Xueba also wants to fall in love

"It seems that unclean sexual behavior between the same sex will lead to a decline in the IQ of individual creatures. The specific manifestation is that Lily causes brain damage - the specific example is Shirai Kuroko from class E of the first year - homosexuality leads to mental retardation - the specific manifestation is you "I lifted the brim of the overhead desk lamp by the wall, and the style of the elegant desk lamp changed suddenly. The ball at the top was surrounded by a three-ring iron ring. It was a Tesla magnetic storm coil. I turned on the switch and pointed at the orangutan. Jian smiled slightly, "...Has your brain been solidified into muscle fibers? What superficial thinking circuit made you come to the conclusion of 'you can beat me'? Child, you need electrotherapy."

"Wait a minute, hey! This is different from the agreed-upon plot!" Gorilla Key struggled in mid-air, "The development of the plot shouldn't be that big brother conducts life interviews under my coercion, and then starts reading BL books and playing BL games ,at last……"

"Finally?" I sneered and turned on the computer, "Time is limited, I won't talk nonsense with you, orangutan key... I have three ideas about the verdict against you. First, when I was a child, I created a mind control Although the gadgets are not very mature, Shokuhou Cao from the Social Affairs Department prays for this skill. If I communicate with her, I will be able to perfect this technique. Then I will use this device to brainwash you, so that You forget about these disgusting things..."

"Don't! Don't!" Gorilla Key shouted, "Brother, you will definitely add some strange things to the brainwashing program!"

"...Cut." I turned my head away and pushed my glasses.

"...What were you talking about just now! You've planned it for a long time! And I have no intention of giving up this hobby!" Gorilla Key protested loudly, "It's just a difference in ideology! Is there something wrong with that?"

"No, there are guys like Billy Herrington in the student union. Personally, I hold a neutral attitude of neither supporting nor opposing homosexuality. I don't understand it, but I don't despise it." I searched for things on the computer, and said Responding to the orangutan key, "The reason why I do this to you is that I feel very insecure with a crazy gay guy by my side... There is a second plan."

"The Kempfa Pledge Bracelet has already been developed by an organization. I think it's okay for me to borrow one." I pushed my glasses and looked at the orangutan key maliciously, "I like to have sex and watch others Being gay is two different concepts. Of course, if you are a man, these two hobbies can be called perverts, but if you are a woman, liking to watch men having sex is not a heinous felony, it is relatively easier To be understood..."

"Wait...wait! Please explain it in terms that the villain can understand!" Gorilla Jian hurriedly shouted, "Brother, what do you want to do? What is the Kempfa vow bracelet? What are your plans?"

"Nothing, the Kempfa Pledge Bracelet allows ordinary girls who wear it to have the ability to transform. In fact, it is just a kind of transformation prop. The transformed Kempfa Warrior is actually the same as Sailor Moon Pretty Girl and Ultraman. It’s within the system.” I said indifferently, “However, this is not the point. The point is that if you fine-tune the content of the Kempfa bracelet and synchronize your brain waves with the orangutan’s, then the effect of Kempfa’s equipment on you It's just... sissy."

"..." Gorilla Key was silent for a moment, and then protested loudly in a more terrified voice, "No! No! No! Brother, please don't be so nasty! Is it really good for a younger brother to become a younger sister! Are you a younger sister? It doesn't make sense! No... The point of the problem is not here! Why do you have to turn me into a woman!"

"Let your crime tools disappear." I pushed my glasses, "The current situation is that I don't feel safe enough for you as a gay, and I feel sick when I think of your hobbies. Since you don't If you are willing to brainwash, then turning you into a woman is also an effective method, and the toys have new tricks, I will be very happy..."

"Say it! In fact, your purpose is to say the last word!" Gorilla Jian struggled, "Objection! Objection!"

"...Then you just want to take the third way." I raised my head, and a flash of killing light flashed, "Say, do you like chemistry, physics, or psychology? The first one moistens things silently, the second one Clean and neat, the third is more flexible."

"...what?" Jian Qi asked the orangutan, "...a subject?"

"Subject, look at your face." I pushed my glasses, "I'm talking about the method of castration."

"...It's becoming more and more vicious! Is it necessary to make me lose my xing function and whether I have sex? Even if I can't use it in the front, I can use it later!" The orangutan key shouted, "This is not a solution to the problem at all. Methods!"

"You seem to have made a mistake, orangutan key." I raised my eyes and looked at my younger brother, "What I want to do is not to correct your gay attributes, this is none of my business, this The guiding ideology of all actions is to abolish the threat you, a dead gay, are to me, and it must be more useful to eunuch you."

"How is it possible! I'm an attacking attribute! Even that can't change my attacking characteristic!" Gorilla Jian boasted.

"Really?" I said cruelly, "Then if that's the case, I'll plug the chrysanthemum for you."

"...I can't complain about all kinds of meanings! How can I excrete when the chrysanthemum is blocked! Besides, is there any point in doing that kind of thing! It's simply that you, brother, are taking advantage of the chaos to show your vibrating attributes!"

"The first question, plug the chrysanthemum, you can become a coelenterate and evolve the orangutan key." I pushed my glasses, and said indifferently, "The second question... well, I admit, the orangutan key also has an idea. .”

"I don't want to be praised by you on this kind of issue!" Gorilla Jian complained loudly.

"Take advantage of the time to complain more, and soon, your useless mouth will have another function, that is, excretion, cavity and intestine key." I sneered, "At that time, the mouth was responsible for eating and excreting at the same time. You don't have such leisure time to complain."

"...Big brother! Big brother! Let me go!" When Gorilla Key found that complaining could not save him, he decisively chose to beg for mercy, "Don't be afraid, I'm not interested in this type of big brother, and I don't like chaos Beep or something..."

... You even have a base, are you afraid of messing around?I looked at the orangutan key with distrust.

"Really! Really!" Qiang Changjian said loudly, "And I'm just a pure love party! Pure love party! Both the front and the back are virgins in various meanings! Big brother doesn't have to worry about this kind of problem at all! Definitely It won't affect big brother!"

"No, compared to your integrity, I'm still willing to trust my own knowledge." I shook my head and said, "Sure enough, I still castrate you..."

"I can help you capture beautiful girls!" Gorilla Key's cry pierced my eardrums.

"..." I pushed my glasses, "What did you say?"