Xueba also wants to fall in love

ps: Well, there is a book group! 140914328, ri is in the student union.

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"Calm down! Calm down! Teacher Qi Lunuo, don't worry, the sky will fall and there will still be No. [-] machine!" I pushed the loli in my arms away, "In short, we still have a lot to solve before things are irreversible. For example, world line interference! For example, collecting Dragon Balls! For example, participating in the Holy Grail War! Or finding a cherry blossom tree that never fades!"

"...Idiot Cheng!" Teacher Qi Lunuo jumped and shouted, "What time is it and you are still in the mood to complain!"

The only thing I don't want to be said by you, a guy who can't even count!I pushed my glasses and said indifferently: "Oh? Then Mr. Qi Lunuo, why do you say that Tianqi Academy is about to be destroyed? Is it invaded by beta? Tiberium crystals fell from the sky? Apostles came? Black light virus leaked? Or... is Mr. Belgris hungry?"

"It's scarier than this!" Qi Lunuo shouted loudly, "Have you ever heard of the incredible school legend, idiot?"

"...I know a thing or two about this, for example, 'a pawn shop that can fulfill all wishes'. It is said that there is a mysterious person hidden in the depths of this academy. He has countless wealth, power, and power, and every Anyone who finds him can get what they want, provided that they have to pay the corresponding price, such as body, life, soul, integrity, dignity, etc... and the unknown mysterious person is easier to identify, The specific characteristics are three nos, glasses, black belly, shivering, like to cross your chin with your hands and then shoot with your glasses to kill everything..." I put my hands up, crossed my chin, and said indifferently, "I always feel...something is wrong."

"Yeah!" Qi Lunuo also nodded distressedly, "I've also heard of this legend, and I always feel that the mysterious person looks familiar."

Then the little girl realized that she was talking about something serious: "No, no! In short, you know a new school legend added recently! The midnight ghost under the cherry blossom tree! The devouring wraith transformed into a starving ghost! Turned into pink and blue The image of a group of giant ru girls haunts them, but they are actually terrifying predators. The key point is that they can eat anything! Tangible things, invisible things... A girl named Akalin was murdered ! It is said that something very important was eaten!"

"True or not? But, what does that matter to me?" I adjusted my glasses, "These unfounded school legends are unbelievable in the first place. Really, for example, the one about 'Destroying the universe with singing' The druid'what, how could there be that kind of guy,'the cat girl in blue who can pull out pulse implosion guns and space recoil guns and other future weapons from the bottom of her skirt', how could that kind of thing be possible There will be..."

"Idiot Cheng! Idiot Cheng!" Teacher Qi Lunuo yelled to attract my attention, and then patted the table boldly, "It really exists! The ghost of gluttony really exists! It's very dangerous guy!"

"...I don't think it's very dangerous." I shook my head, "Belgris is also in our school."

"Swallowing Bei is different from her! She is a ghost! A ghost without quality!" Seeing that I hadn't figured it out, Qi Lunuo said angrily, "Why do ghosts eat? Where does the food go? There are only two Possibility, the first possibility is to convert all of them into gas and discharge, and the second possibility is to convert mass into energy. Energy is needed to eat, and energy is also consumed to produce gas. Absorption and energy consumption are not equal, so the discharge is the first item...then maybe there is only the second item! According to the square of e=mc, assuming that she ate a total of 100kg of zero formula including packaging and shelves overnight, and calculated according to the mass-energy equation, she transformed a total of 9000000000000000000j Energy! A total of 16 tons of TNT explosive equivalent, that's 32 big Ivan mouth teeth! If this energy is released, let alone Tianqi Academy, the mantle will be blown! There are still few earthquakes in Japan You bastard!"

"..." Please forgive this idiot, she who is trying to build the grand unified field of the universe defies all established laws, and maintains an idiot-like awareness in some subtle places, I shook my head, "Teacher, the mass-energy equation only shows the mass and energy. There is a simple equivalent relationship between energies, which does not mean that mass can be completely converted into energy. In other words, a ghost’s digestive system—provided she has this thing—can achieve complete conversion of mass and energy, then human beings It deserves to perish..."

"But where did the food go? Isn't the quality immortal?" Cirno tilted her head.

Why did I come here so early in the morning to discuss this with her?I pushed my glasses and said perfunctorily: "Maybe it really transformed into gas, or...according to the law of energy conservation and indestructibility of mass, the lost mass may exist in the form of photon's dynamic mass—wait, no, Why did the premise become a ghost existence!"

...I seem to have been led away by this idiot.

"It turned out to be like this...it turned out to be like this..." Qi Lunuo's eyes were blurred with something inexplicable, and while she was wandering, I hung her idiot badge...no, it was the number plate on her On the neck, there is a big 9 on the front, and the three characters "Qirunuo" are neatly written on the back. Tianqi Academy does not lack such peculiar appearance characteristics as "a loli shape that can't grow up" , so it is not surprising that Lolita is a mathematician.

The cherry blossom-colored ghost... eh, tsk, could it be that the big eater came out to prey? There are not many foodies in the school who are restrained, and there are often some who come out to cheat. "The nun in white who is lying on the ground and looks like she is about to die" does exist. For the sake of your wallet, you must avoid it when you encounter it.

"Hey, it turns out that this thing is here with Stupid Cheng." Qi Lunuo saw her number plate. Another advantage of Stupid is that she can easily be distracted by new things. Looking at the number on it, she smiled Said, "In order to punish me for my contempt for the stupid world, fate made me a fool in the eyes of others. Sometimes, the difference between a genius and a fool is just what number people use to call her..."

Looking at Qi Lunuo who suddenly fell into a sad mode, I was a little surprised for a moment. I didn't know whether to sarcasm or take comfort. But it also exudes a different kind of radiance, as if it is wise and foolish to see through everything.

She's either not being silly, or being silly is funny, like I'm either not shaking at all, or shaking at funny times.

...In a sense, they are the same kind of people.