Roaming Collector

() Yuji Sakai, male, 16 years old.

Is a junior high school graduate who is about to enter high school.

Possesses a rare characteristic - so far, his 16 years of life have been shrouded in ordinaryness, and spent 16 years of nothing special but unusually stable in the unchanging ordinary.

This calmness and calmness, the calmness and stability of the weather, is considered a rare luck for a person of his age.

Although he himself is not aware of this, of course, he has no complaints about his calm life, he is an ordinary person from the inside out.

At least, he spent the past 16 years of his life like this.

Until two days ago, a new neighbor moved across from his house.

It is very common for a new neighbor to move in to the opposite door. Even the neighbor who moved in alone looks like an 11 or 2-year-old girl with a beautiful appearance and a fairy-like beauty, just like a person in a painting. Li.

Even so, Yuji Sakai felt that this had nothing to do with him.It's just a special neighbor, because it's special, so it's impossible to have any intersection with the ordinary him.

He still thought so until the neighbor came to visit with a box of unremarkable pastries.

According to the self-introduction of the other party, he knew that the person's name was "Zhen". Although it was considered a neutral name, this name really seemed a bit incongruous with the other party's appearance that made him dare not look directly at him.

However, the other party's demeanor matches that name very well. It doesn't look like a child in his teens at all. While showing kindness, he also vaguely hides a trace that even he can feel, which is unique to the superior. temperament.

Sure enough, he is not a simple neighbor. Why did he move to live in an unremarkable residential complex in the unremarkable Misaki City by himself?Could it be the eldest lady who ran away from home?

Yuji Sakai couldn't help thinking like this vulgarly, and at the same time became alert to the box of snacks made by the other party.

The handmade cakes of the young lady who ran away from home are so amazing... He didn't even bother to guess the result of such an old-fashioned plot.

Before he took a bite of the pastry carefully with vigilance, he still thought so.

When he tasted it, he immediately understood why his mother was crying.Because he also cried, it was so delicious that it made people cry!

But in the end, it was just a very strange neighbor. He still thought that he was an ordinary boy with no characteristics and no strengths, until when his mother entered the kitchen to prepare a drink, the strange neighbor deliberately approached him. After speaking to him alone.

"First of all, I want to emphasize that I am a male. So even if you are a complete lolicon, don't have any plans for me."

Sakai Yuji: "..."

Well, he was really stunned for a full 3 seconds.Because of the phrase "I am a man".

Yuji Sakai felt that his ordinary world view was collapsing, like... No!wrong!

He scratched his head and laughed dryly: "Ahahaha... This cold joke really scared me. And should I complain at this time, I'm not a lolicon?"

In front of him is a photo ID:

【Name: Hua Zhen】

[gender: male]

Well, he couldn't read the third line anymore, because he found that his cracked, ordinary view of the world was already collapsing...

"No!" He jumped up suddenly: "Even so, I'm not a lolicon!"

"Yuji?!"

"Mom?!" Turning his head, he saw his mother standing at the door of the kitchen holding a tea set, with disbelief written all over her face.

"No! It's not like this! Mom, listen to me..."

"Guest, I'm really sorry." Regardless of Sakai Yuji's completely darkened face, the great mother directly interrupted the "defense" of the "unfilial son", apologetically saying: "The lax teaching is entirely my fault .”

"Mom! Listen to me..."

"..." My mother showed a perfect smile without words.

"..." A cold air pierced through the top of his head from his heels, and Yuji realized that he really couldn't explain it with a hundred mouths this time, especially with that nasty black-bellied loli... No, it's the black-bellied Luotai's In the case of making up the knife!

"It's okay Mrs. Sakai, even if Yuuji is a lolicon, I will..."

"No, no, no!" The great mother touched the guest's head and said with concern: "It's too early for Xiao Zhen to do this kind of thing."

"No, no, you misunderstood, in fact, I am..."

"I will educate that child Yuji well, please rest assured." A gleam of pride flashed in the eyes of the mother.

Mom, you let people finish talking!

The poor boy Sakai has completely entered the forward bending mode of frustration.

Evicted!

The guest, who was also full of black lines, left Itai's house in a daze.

"How could the attribute of lolicon befall me who is ordinary?!" In the end, before being dragged into the room by his mother to receive education, the boy from Banjing yelled unwillingly.

Sakai Yuji, male, 16 years old.

Is a junior high school graduate who is about to become a Lolicon.

Sakai Yuji: "That's not it!"

……

Waking up from the unbearable memory of two days ago, Yuji Sakai sighed and clenched his fist hard.

Today is the day of high school entrance, new school, new environment, new classmates.

Yuji Sakai, while adapting to the new atmosphere, he still has a difficult task - he has to work hard to return to the ordinary, and get rid of the curse of lolicon, which does not conform to his ordinary worldview!

"Hey! Yuuji!"

The man with glasses who greeted him was called Ike Hato, and he had been his bad friend since junior high school.Although it looks like a boring sa from the outside... oh no, it's my own ordinaryness that has returned.

Heaving a sigh of relief, he made a helpless look and walked to Haoji... no, it was his friend. The two walked into the campus talking and laughing, and opened the title page of high school life.

Ordinary high school life, here I come!

Seeing the classmates interacting with each other in the classroom, Sakai boy smiled slightly, feeling his whole body relaxed.

Until he saw a group of people busily taking down the blackboards and desks in the classroom, and replacing them with advanced projection equipment for this school.

Could it be that this class is going to be an experimental class for new equipment?Are you so lucky?

This kind of thought disappeared the moment the class bell rang.

Because, he saw it!

I saw the figure walking into the classroom holding a pointer and handouts!

saw...

"Hello, everyone. My name is Hua Zhen. I'm your math teacher and homeroom teacher."

"By the way, I'm a male, 22 years old, and I have quite a lot of teaching experience."

The worldview that had been repaired with great difficulty broke into pieces with a crash.

The boy from Banjing looked up to the sky and sighed, two lines of tears fell on his face——

Even Mrs. Luo, who is 22 years old, can be a head teacher if she has experience, right?