Roaming Collector
311. I'm dead?How ridiculous!
Moving his slap away from his forehead, ignoring the clamor of a man with an axe, Hua Zhen just indifferently pointed at the red-haired man lying in a pool of blood, with a trace of disdain on his lips: "Don't compare me with this good-for-nothing on the ground, otherwise , you will die miserably!"
While speaking, without warning, Noda attacked with an axe. The sharp ax went out of his control and plunged into the ground vertically. Only the handle more than 3 feet long was exposed, standing straight on the ground.
As a result, Noda, who was rushing so hard, couldn't brake enough to hit the handle of the axe, his eyes were bulging, he clutched his crotch, and fell down foaming at the mouth...
At this time, Hua Zhen answered leisurely: "If you don't know, I won't take your life, just a little punishment."
The blue-haired man at the side couldn't help shivering, his legs were clamped tightly, and he said in his heart: "In this world where you have to die to love... oh no, in this world where you have to die to come back to life, this kind of slight punishment It's not as refreshing as hacking to death with a knife..."
"This is the last time I reiterate that I am the Demon Emperor who rules the world. If you use weapons in front of me recklessly, you must be prepared to die!"
"...He really is a hopeless middle school student!" Even though there is a case of foaming at the mouth, but in this world where people can die at will, a certain blue-haired man still can't hold back the desire to complain. .
However, regarding the complaints made by the blue-haired man, the purple-haired girl showed another expression: "Could such a powerful person really be a middle schooler? But there really is no such thing as a devil emperor in history..." Supporting her chin with one hand The teenage girl is clearly in analysis mode.
"Free ion..." The blue-haired man couldn't laugh or cry: "If you are too serious, you will lose!"
Hua Zhen: "..."
"Forget it!" The purple-haired girl waved her hand, looked at Hua Zhen, smiled and said, "First of all, you are welcome to join the [Unwilling to Die Front]!"
The blue-haired man followed closely: "The scientific name is [Frontline of Undead Eyes]!"
"Crack!" The blue-haired man got a knowing blow from the girl on the face, and the girl complained: "There has never been such a tragic scientific name!"
Hua Zhen: "..."
Ignoring the blue-haired man who was shot flying by herself, the purple-haired girl continued: "As for the shot just now, it was indeed a misunderstanding. I just wanted to save you from the angel..." At this point, the purple-haired girl suddenly jumped. Dazed, as if remembering something, he slapped his legs and screamed: "That's right! Angel!"
"I'm not an angel!" The silver-haired girl who had been listening for a long time poked her head out to answer.
In an instant, no matter whether it was Noda, who was clutching his crotch and fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, or the blue-haired man who was slapped away by the girl and was rubbing his face tearfully, they all assumed a fighting posture vigorously as if nothing had happened!
Uh, to be more precise, it was Jing who put on a defensive posture tremblingly...
At the same time, the purple-haired girl also picked up the sniper rifle and aimed it at the silver-haired student council president.
"Guns and weapons are not allowed to be carried, which violates the school rules." However, in this "serious moment", the silver-haired girl still talks about the school rules in a leisurely manner and ignores the atmosphere.
"Uh...uh...my sister, I can't pull it out!"
Then, a certain idiot named Noda pulled out the tomahawk inserted into the ground like a radish, causing everyone to drop a drop of cold sweat...
"...This is not allowed to be owned." With a flat tone like ordinary words, the student council president walked up to Noda and pulled out the battle ax that was inserted into the ground. The ax was hidden behind his back: "I will not return it to you!"
Seeing the girl easily pull out the battle ax that had been inserted more than one meter into the ground, Hua Zhen couldn't help raising his eyebrows, as if a little unexpected.
"Uh...!" On the other hand, Noda, who always had an arrogant attitude, showed a terrified expression like facing a monster when facing the president girl, uttered meaningless syllables, and kept backing away. .
"Click..." The sound of the bullet being loaded was heard, but only the silver-haired girl said, "This one will be confiscated too."
The atmosphere seemed to be getting more and more weird, but Hua Zhen didn't intend to let this situation continue.
"Enough!" Angrily shouted, accompanied by the sound of clattering, but the guns in the hands of the purple-haired girl and the blue-haired man were automatically disassembled into parts, and fell to the ground clattering.
"You!" Hua Zhen pointed at the purple-haired girl: "Continue talking!"
"Oh!" Nodding reflexively, the purple-haired girl looked down at the few gun parts left in her hand, and then suddenly yelled in shock: "What?!!!"
"How did you do it?" The blue-haired man also looked at the gun parts on the ground with a look of eating shit: "This...is simply unbelievable! Were you a magician when you were alive?"
Seeing this, Hua Zhen couldn't help covering his face.
He finally understood that the people in this world seemed to be a group of hopelessly mentally ill idiots...
"Forget it!" With a sigh, Hua Zhen said weakly: "I don't care about the conflicts between you. Then what's the matter with the unsatisfactory life and death? Who can explain it to me?"
"Because this is the afterlife." The student council president gave a concise answer: "Everyone who came here...is dead."
Hua Zhen: "..."
"Do you want to kill me?!" Just when Hua Zhen was speechless, the red-haired man who fell in a pool of blood jumped up like a corpse: "No, no, no! You have already killed me! Ah , I don’t even know how to complain about this sentence! Damn it, it hurts so much but I can’t die, what kind of weird world is this!”
"It's easy to explain in this way." The purple-haired girl sighed, pointed to the red-haired man and said, "As he personally experienced, because everyone is dead, everyone in this afterlife is no matter what. None of them can die. However, there is the only exception, the only exception that can 'delete' us." As she spoke, the purple-haired girl pointed her finger at the student council president and said, "That's an angel!"
Then, she looked at Huazhen and said, "If we don't want to be deleted, we have to fight on, defeat the angels, defeat the gods who don't know if they exist!" Then, she stretched out her arms to the red-haired man sitting in a pool of blood: "So unite and bring down the angels!"
Grabbing the purple-haired girl's hand, the red-haired man stood up, but said something unexpected: "Ah, then let her delete me! I've had enough of this world where life is worse than death!"
"I'm not an angel!" The silver-haired girl raised her head, as if emphasizing her identity.
"I'm dead?" However, Hua Zhen, who seemed to have just recovered from the shock, spoke at this moment: "How ridiculous!"
The blue-haired man covered his face: "Did you suffer from the second middle school disease again?"
However, at this moment, Hua Zhen had a solemn expression on his face, as if he didn't care about the people around him at all: "Old De, what's going on?!"
There is only one reason why he chose to ask Lao De, that is, just now, he finally checked his personal attributes through the panel brother (the first time he only looked at the copy panel).
The extra big characters [Status: Dead] are so glaring.
"Actually... I wanted to ask you just now." Lao De's voice came from the imprint on Hua Zhen's arm: "Partner, you really don't remember what happened back then?"
"What happened at that time?" Hua Zhen's voice was full of doubts.
"It's your... sudden death!"
While speaking, without warning, Noda attacked with an axe. The sharp ax went out of his control and plunged into the ground vertically. Only the handle more than 3 feet long was exposed, standing straight on the ground.
As a result, Noda, who was rushing so hard, couldn't brake enough to hit the handle of the axe, his eyes were bulging, he clutched his crotch, and fell down foaming at the mouth...
At this time, Hua Zhen answered leisurely: "If you don't know, I won't take your life, just a little punishment."
The blue-haired man at the side couldn't help shivering, his legs were clamped tightly, and he said in his heart: "In this world where you have to die to love... oh no, in this world where you have to die to come back to life, this kind of slight punishment It's not as refreshing as hacking to death with a knife..."
"This is the last time I reiterate that I am the Demon Emperor who rules the world. If you use weapons in front of me recklessly, you must be prepared to die!"
"...He really is a hopeless middle school student!" Even though there is a case of foaming at the mouth, but in this world where people can die at will, a certain blue-haired man still can't hold back the desire to complain. .
However, regarding the complaints made by the blue-haired man, the purple-haired girl showed another expression: "Could such a powerful person really be a middle schooler? But there really is no such thing as a devil emperor in history..." Supporting her chin with one hand The teenage girl is clearly in analysis mode.
"Free ion..." The blue-haired man couldn't laugh or cry: "If you are too serious, you will lose!"
Hua Zhen: "..."
"Forget it!" The purple-haired girl waved her hand, looked at Hua Zhen, smiled and said, "First of all, you are welcome to join the [Unwilling to Die Front]!"
The blue-haired man followed closely: "The scientific name is [Frontline of Undead Eyes]!"
"Crack!" The blue-haired man got a knowing blow from the girl on the face, and the girl complained: "There has never been such a tragic scientific name!"
Hua Zhen: "..."
Ignoring the blue-haired man who was shot flying by herself, the purple-haired girl continued: "As for the shot just now, it was indeed a misunderstanding. I just wanted to save you from the angel..." At this point, the purple-haired girl suddenly jumped. Dazed, as if remembering something, he slapped his legs and screamed: "That's right! Angel!"
"I'm not an angel!" The silver-haired girl who had been listening for a long time poked her head out to answer.
In an instant, no matter whether it was Noda, who was clutching his crotch and fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, or the blue-haired man who was slapped away by the girl and was rubbing his face tearfully, they all assumed a fighting posture vigorously as if nothing had happened!
Uh, to be more precise, it was Jing who put on a defensive posture tremblingly...
At the same time, the purple-haired girl also picked up the sniper rifle and aimed it at the silver-haired student council president.
"Guns and weapons are not allowed to be carried, which violates the school rules." However, in this "serious moment", the silver-haired girl still talks about the school rules in a leisurely manner and ignores the atmosphere.
"Uh...uh...my sister, I can't pull it out!"
Then, a certain idiot named Noda pulled out the tomahawk inserted into the ground like a radish, causing everyone to drop a drop of cold sweat...
"...This is not allowed to be owned." With a flat tone like ordinary words, the student council president walked up to Noda and pulled out the battle ax that was inserted into the ground. The ax was hidden behind his back: "I will not return it to you!"
Seeing the girl easily pull out the battle ax that had been inserted more than one meter into the ground, Hua Zhen couldn't help raising his eyebrows, as if a little unexpected.
"Uh...!" On the other hand, Noda, who always had an arrogant attitude, showed a terrified expression like facing a monster when facing the president girl, uttered meaningless syllables, and kept backing away. .
"Click..." The sound of the bullet being loaded was heard, but only the silver-haired girl said, "This one will be confiscated too."
The atmosphere seemed to be getting more and more weird, but Hua Zhen didn't intend to let this situation continue.
"Enough!" Angrily shouted, accompanied by the sound of clattering, but the guns in the hands of the purple-haired girl and the blue-haired man were automatically disassembled into parts, and fell to the ground clattering.
"You!" Hua Zhen pointed at the purple-haired girl: "Continue talking!"
"Oh!" Nodding reflexively, the purple-haired girl looked down at the few gun parts left in her hand, and then suddenly yelled in shock: "What?!!!"
"How did you do it?" The blue-haired man also looked at the gun parts on the ground with a look of eating shit: "This...is simply unbelievable! Were you a magician when you were alive?"
Seeing this, Hua Zhen couldn't help covering his face.
He finally understood that the people in this world seemed to be a group of hopelessly mentally ill idiots...
"Forget it!" With a sigh, Hua Zhen said weakly: "I don't care about the conflicts between you. Then what's the matter with the unsatisfactory life and death? Who can explain it to me?"
"Because this is the afterlife." The student council president gave a concise answer: "Everyone who came here...is dead."
Hua Zhen: "..."
"Do you want to kill me?!" Just when Hua Zhen was speechless, the red-haired man who fell in a pool of blood jumped up like a corpse: "No, no, no! You have already killed me! Ah , I don’t even know how to complain about this sentence! Damn it, it hurts so much but I can’t die, what kind of weird world is this!”
"It's easy to explain in this way." The purple-haired girl sighed, pointed to the red-haired man and said, "As he personally experienced, because everyone is dead, everyone in this afterlife is no matter what. None of them can die. However, there is the only exception, the only exception that can 'delete' us." As she spoke, the purple-haired girl pointed her finger at the student council president and said, "That's an angel!"
Then, she looked at Huazhen and said, "If we don't want to be deleted, we have to fight on, defeat the angels, defeat the gods who don't know if they exist!" Then, she stretched out her arms to the red-haired man sitting in a pool of blood: "So unite and bring down the angels!"
Grabbing the purple-haired girl's hand, the red-haired man stood up, but said something unexpected: "Ah, then let her delete me! I've had enough of this world where life is worse than death!"
"I'm not an angel!" The silver-haired girl raised her head, as if emphasizing her identity.
"I'm dead?" However, Hua Zhen, who seemed to have just recovered from the shock, spoke at this moment: "How ridiculous!"
The blue-haired man covered his face: "Did you suffer from the second middle school disease again?"
However, at this moment, Hua Zhen had a solemn expression on his face, as if he didn't care about the people around him at all: "Old De, what's going on?!"
There is only one reason why he chose to ask Lao De, that is, just now, he finally checked his personal attributes through the panel brother (the first time he only looked at the copy panel).
The extra big characters [Status: Dead] are so glaring.
"Actually... I wanted to ask you just now." Lao De's voice came from the imprint on Hua Zhen's arm: "Partner, you really don't remember what happened back then?"
"What happened at that time?" Hua Zhen's voice was full of doubts.
"It's your... sudden death!"
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