Roaming Collector

Early the next morning, Luoyang Palace.

The Yellow Turban Uprising was dismissed by the monster grandpa, and the monster grandpa was dismissed by his own imperial decree. It can be said that Han Lingdi has nothing to do, and the whole person is relaxed.

If a person relaxes, he will become lazy. As a representative figure of a faint emperor, when the Han Lingdi relaxes, his laziness is as standard as a textbook.

Sleep late, don't go to bed early!

Seeing that Emperor Ling didn't intend to go to the early court, the eunuch who took care of his daily life panicked.If you ask why?There is only one reason - Emperor Ling really hates listening to those pedantic ministers nagging, although it is his freedom not to go to the morning court, but if he really doesn't go to the morning court many times, it is inevitable that his ears will get callused after a few days.

In this way, every time Emperor Ling didn't go to court early, he would shift the responsibility to the little eunuch who took care of his daily life, and the reason was that he was not told to get up early!

Although this Lingdi is stupid, he is not a fool.He knew that those old ministers who liked to nagging him were all true loyal ministers.He couldn't revoke the official positions of those people, because if they were all revoked, it is estimated that his position as emperor would not be secure.

Returning to the topic, the little eunuch scratched his head and scratched his head when he saw that Emperor Ling was not going to court early, and it really made him come up with an idea!

"Your Majesty, if you go to court today, you will definitely see something interesting."

To deceive the emperor with such words to deceive children, most people would think that the eunuch must be crazy, but it is not.

This Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, he just followed suit!

"What? Something fun? How fun is it?" Gulu got up from the bed, Lingdi's eyes lit up, and he lost all sleepiness.

"Wouldn't it be fun if you said it at this time?" The little eunuch smiled along with him, "Your Majesty, if you go to court..."

"I know, I know!" Interrupting the little eunuch's chatter, Emperor Ling raised his arm, indicating to get dressed: "You know, bullying the emperor is a felony, beheading at the waist!"

"The little one understands, the little one understands!" The little eunuch nodded repeatedly, with a smile on his face.

As long as Lingdi can go to the early court, it's fine. As for the fun things... He has dressed as Lingdi for so long, how can he not understand the emperor's preferences?

In this way, although he was a bit late, Emperor Ling still faced all the civil and military officials in high spirits, and came to the morning court.

After a passage that made Emperor Ling drowsy, and seeing that no one was speaking in the hall, Emperor Ling came to his senses: "Didn't you say that there will be something interesting in the hall today? Where is it?"

As soon as this remark came out, all civil and military officials sweated profusely...

To sum up, the reason why the emperor was in high spirits this morning was because the eunuchs promised something fun?

Before all the officials came back to their senses, a young eunuch led a dog from outside the hall to the main hall, but when the emperor and all the officials saw the dog, everyone's colors changed.

The emperor's eyes lit up, showing an expression of interest, and the corners of his mouth hooked up, obviously very satisfied with this dog, but the faces of all the officials were almost ashen, and some of them even clenched their fists Started to tremble.

If you ask why this dog evoked such a completely different reaction, it is because this dog is wearing an official uniform and an official hat on its head.

This dog has obviously been trained. It doesn't walk on all fours, but like a human, it straightens up and walks on two hind legs unsteadily.

Combined with the official uniform, walking posture and dog face, it has an absolute comic effect.

"Hahahaha!" Seeing the dog waving its lights and walking to stand among the civil and military officials, the emperor couldn't help laughing: "It's interesting, it's really interesting!"

After these words were spoken, the faces of civil and military officials became even worse, but because it was the emperor who spoke, they had no choice but to hold back and did not dare to open their mouths.

At this moment, the officials who were full of aggrieved and indignant didn't even notice the indistinct rumbling sound coming from outside the hall.

"Okay, okay! What a dog official!" Looking carefully at the dog in official uniform and standing steadily with great interest, Emperor Ling didn't think it was enough to say more exaggerated sentences. Ministers who like to speak out can't help it.

However, before the ministers could open their mouths, a young voice outside the hall said, "Yes, although the dog official is good, he is not as good as you, the dog emperor!"

The sound was clearly transmitted to everyone's ears, and it also shocked everyone on the spot.

What did they hear just now?Dog Emperor?Who is so bold to say such outrageous words in front of the emperor?Don't want to live?

"thump!"

"Ouch!"

The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground was accompanied by screams, waking up the emperor's eunuchs and all the officials in the hall. They looked in the direction of the screams reflexively, but what they saw was someone who had been knocked into the hall by someone, fell to the ground and moaned in pain The Habayashi Army.

"This... this... bold! bold!"

Seeing the Habayashi Army lying on the ground, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty became furious: "Who is it? Who said the dog emperor just now...cough cough...drag that man out to me and behead him!"

"Hmph, it's me who said it!"

The young voice sounded again, and everyone could hear it clearly at this time. The voice came from the entrance of the main hall.

Looking back, I saw a young man with a handsome face but a hint of evil spirit stepping into the hall.

The man was dressed in strange clothes that he had never seen before, holding a gray iron rod in his hand, and a long knife behind his back.

The man stared straight at the emperor, and there was no timidity in his eyes, only deep contempt.

This young man who obviously entered the palace is actually despising the emperor!

He rubbed his eyes and then pinched his own flesh. The pain made the officials confirm that the unimaginable absurd scene in front of them was really a reality.

"It's me who said it, but you, the dog emperor, are incapable of beheading me."

Holding the iron rod, with a half-smile expression on his face, he walked forward step by step, but a layer of bright rainbow light like a star river clearly appeared around the man's body, squeezing all the officials away .

"This... Divine General level?!"

Some discerning military officers couldn't help but scream out, but the ones who screamed the loudest were Cao Cao, Zhu Jun, and Huang Pusong. These three people called this: "Grandpa monster?! Hua Zhen ?!" <Wine becomes imperial wine, I am sure! "

Cao Cao: "..."

"I'm angry, I'm angry!" It was the first time he saw someone who dared to be so arrogant in front of him, Han Lingdi jumped his feet angrily: "Come here! Come here! Where are everyone? !"

"You mean those idiots of the Habayashi Army and the Guards Army?" Hua Zhen curled his lips and looked back.

Just as he expected, Icarus walked up to him from outside the hall with a calm face, and said, "Master, luckily you are not disgraceful!"

Hua Zhen nodded and smiled at the emperor: "The idiot guards of your family have all been wiped out."

"Hahaha!"

However, when hearing Hua Zhen's words, most people's first reaction was to laugh.The only ones who were sweating instead of laughing were Cao Cao, Zhu Jun and Huang Pusong.

Monster Grandpa... Is this trying to force the palace?