Roaming Collector

(I thought it was at least the third update today, but I saw that everyone in the book review area seemed to want the Three Kingdoms story to end quickly, so I made some cuts to Dagang as much as possible, and it turned out that it didn’t taste good, and in the end I still gave it to everyone Pushed, write according to the original outline...

I have been busy for a long time, but the result is only 3000 words. Not to mention the quality, I am very dissatisfied, and the deletion of the outline has not been completed. I am speechless!

After thinking about it, I write books just as a hobby. Recently, because of the update problem, I always feel sorry for the readers, and I feel a little uneasy in my heart.

Suddenly wanting to get back the previous code words is equal to entertainment, and wantonly splashing only my own pen and ink.

Damn it, change your mood tomorrow and write the book you want to write, let everyone talk about it! )

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The "veteran goalkeeper" was dumbfounded.

It's like a solid iron ring stuck tightly around the neck, suffocating, weak, and there is a feeling of lightness in the air with both feet.

But even so, he was still sluggish, or in the same short-circuited state of thinking as Huazhen was just now.

'How is this going? '

'When did the mouse dare to rebel against the cat? '

'How could wealthy merchants who should have endured humiliation and presented gold with smiling faces have the guts to grab me by the neck and lift me up? '

His legs were pedaling feebly, his eyelids were drooping upwards, he felt suffocation and dizziness, and his ability to think further declined.

'Why aren't you dreaming?Don't these bold and wealthy businessmen want to enter the city to make money? '

With this kind of confusion, listening to the angry shouts of his colleagues, his consciousness gradually fell into darkness.

……

"Third brother, that's fine. It's not good to kill people here."

Putting his hand on Hua Zhen's wrist, Liu Bei shook his head, signaling Hua Zhen to let go.

Twisting his lips, Hua Zhen casually threw the fainted soldiers onto the soldiers who were rushing towards him, and the result was extra ground gourds.

"Unreasonable! Unreasonable!"

The old man Lu Zhi came forward from the back of the team and looked at the tax-collecting soldiers who represented the face of the big Han royal family. Have a gang of robbers come to guard the gate?"

Speaking of this, Lu Zhi seemed to have been drained of all his strength, and staggered back, his face turning pale.If Zhou Cang hadn't supported him, the mad old man might have fallen down.

"There's no need to get so angry about this." Shaking his head, Hua Zhen strode forward and kicked away the guarding soldiers who had turned into gourds, revealing a wide avenue, before turning his head to look at Lu Zhi , with a playful smile on the corner of his mouth: "Also, don't tell me you didn't know these things before."

"..."

Lu Zhi was at a loss for words for a long time, but finally turned thousands of words into a weak sigh.

Shaking his head, Hua Zhen strode forward, waved his hand to signal everyone to follow, but said in his mouth: "Old man Lu, don't deceive yourself and others. If you didn't follow us, you think you can really see the face of the emperor, let the emperor do it for you Redress? I'm afraid you were convicted of the crime the moment you entered Luoyang and you were sent to prison."

If in the past, when Hua Zhen said such words, Lu Zhi would inevitably retort with his beard and stare, but today, the old man is as wilted as a daylily, unable to make a sound.

It's just that Lu Zhi didn't make a sound, but it didn't mean that other people didn't make a sound.

However, the person who spoke out at this time was not Zhang Fei's famously loud voice, but a sharp and ugly shout: "What a guts! Are you gangsters trying to rebel?!"

In an instant, Lu Zhi's complexion changed wildly, the muscles on his face trembled, and his old face was stained with a super red color.

……

But he said that the emperor came up with a stupid trick not to appoint Hua Zhen as a high official. Although he slept peacefully for a few days because of this, he was not a pure idiot. As he was rushing towards Luoyang, the emperor began to think carefully.

He knew that if his endlessly looping reason could no longer be lame, but absurd, if he really put it forward in front of his loyal ministers and insisted on his own opinion, even though this reason could be established because of his status as the emperor, in the end it was still true. Listen to the sermons of those annoying ministers.

Therefore, when he learned that the people in Huazhen were heading towards Luoyang, he spent another day and came up with a foolish trick—directly draw up the imperial decree and send close eunuchs to stop the monster grandpa on the way The team directly appointed him as an official and ordered him to take office immediately!

Once this trick is used, it is simply a lore!

As long as he issues an imperial decree for Grandpa Monster to go to a remote town to become a county magistrate, and requires Grandpa Monster to take up the post within a short period of time, Grandpa Monster will definitely change his course and stop going to Luoyang, and there will be no chance to face the saint to ask for credit. up.

At that time, the imperial decree has been issued and the official position has been rewarded. Even if the ministers know about it, those old and stubborn people will not have the guts to let him, the emperor, break his promise.

As for whether the monster grandpa would follow the content of the imperial decree, Han Lingdi didn't think about it at all.

In his mind, it was an imperial decree, who would dare to disobey the decree?Moreover, he confiscated the money and sealed Grandpa the Monster as an official. The Grandpa Monster should be grateful for Dade's secret pleasure. How could there be any dissatisfaction?

Thinking of this, he summoned Zhang Rang, his most trusted eunuch, and asked Zhang Rang to draw up an order and then send someone to deliver it.

Coincidentally, Zhang Rang's confidant is Zuo Feng, the eunuch who framed the recording.

Although it is hard work to leave Luoyang to issue the imperial decree, it is also a fat job!In this era, if you want to live a better life, apart from those from aristocratic families, who would dare to offend the emperor's most trusted eunuch?

If you issue an imperial decree to appoint someone else to be an official, you will get a lot of money back. At that time, you will dedicate [-]% to the emperor. Not to mention pleasing the emperor, you can keep [-]% for yourself, and it will not arouse the emperor's suspicion.

Therefore, although Zuo Feng had just returned to Luoyang from Guangzong for a few days, he still got this fat job from Zhang Rang as a confidant.

Unfortunately, no one expected that Grandpa Monster's team is quite special. The speed of more than 500 people equipped with thousands of good horses exceeded everyone's expectations.Just when the news that the monster grandpa was going to Luoyang had just reached the emperor's ears, Huazhen's team was already less than a day's journey away from Luoyang.

In this way, Zuo Feng took the imperial decree and led the guards, happily heading out of Luoyang City, but when he came to the gate of the city, he saw a rare scene.

The guards guarding the city turned into ground gourds, lying on the ground and wailing?

What are you kidding?Who is so brave?

When he raised his head, he found a group of people dressed in civilian clothes, who were extremely unfamiliar, striding towards the city under the leadership of a young man. The corners of Zuo Feng's eyebrows twitched wildly when he saw it. I, Zuo Feng, don't dare to act so arrogantly. Where did this group of unscrupulous people come from?

"What a guts! Are you gangsters trying to rebel?!"

After roaring out what he thought was a very imposing sentence in the standard eunuch voice, Zuo Feng waved his hand, signaling the guards behind him to take down the rebels.

"My lord, you have misunderstood!"

However, when Zuo Feng gave the order, a kind-eyed freak with ears hanging from his shoulders squeezed out from the people opposite, and with a smile on his face, he stuffed an apple-sized golden lump into Zuo Feng's hand, but said in his mouth: "Actually. We have just arrived and are planning to enter the city. I just don’t know why these officials are lying on the ground?”

As he said that, Liu Bei pretended to be puzzled and pointed to the soldiers who were lying on the ground when they were played by Hua Zhen as a bowling ball.