School flower's personal master

Well brewing
"Principal Sima, it's not that I'm completely incapable of condensing pill fire... When I was very young, my father was still there. At that time, there was an expert who gave me a life sentence, saying that I have a special physique, so I can become a An excellent alchemist!"

"It's just that my alchemy talent is hidden, as if it's been sealed, and the seal will only be released when I arrive! Or my talent will be activated automatically when the time is up, and at that time, I will automatically activate it." I will be helped by a noble person who will accept me as an apprentice and teach me the ability of alchemy!"

Tang Yungui spoke to Lin Yi solemnly, looking very serious!
Lin Yi frowned speechlessly, what the hell is this?Why do you still have a fortune teller?
Has Tang Yungui, a silly boy, been fooled by a magic stick for more than ten years?

"Tang Yungui, do you believe all these words? Have you ever thought that the so-called expert is just talking nonsense? If you can't condense the pill fire, you just can't condense the pill fire. It's impossible to wake up suddenly... How old are you now?"

Lin Yi asked a little speechlessly.

"I am... eighteen this year!"

Tang Yungui is actually a little unconfident, because this year is his age: "However, my birthday is still a few days away, and it can't be regarded as turning eighteen... and I actually have a pill fire on me!"

"What do you mean? Can you condense pill fire?"

Lin Yi frowned slightly, are you kidding me?
There will be a pill fire for a while, and there will be no pill fire for a while, believe it or not, I will get angry and make you into a pill?
"Uh... that... I don't know... Maybe it counts or maybe it doesn't count..."

Tang Yungui lowered his head again, with a somewhat uneasy look: "I can't condense the pill fire normally, but... but... when I fart, occasionally a burst of pill fire will burst out..."

The further back, Tang Yungui's voice became softer, until it was almost inaudible.

If it weren't for Lin Yi's keen spiritual sense, others might not be able to hear him clearly!

Just because he heard it clearly, Lin Yi was immediately dumbfounded...

What the hell?Farting and bursting out pill fire?You are very capable!
It was very hard for Lin Yi to hold back and went behind Tang Yungui to see if there was a fire hole in his butt all the year round...

Such a fart, it should be a lot of pants, right?

Thinking about that scene, Lin Yi couldn't help laughing...

Others are playing the tuba to pull Yone Tiangong, but this kid is pulling fire!
Cow batch!

"Principal Sima, do you think this counts as being able to condense pill fire? Do you have the talent to become an alchemist?"

Tang Yungui looked at Lin Yi full of hope again, but the question he asked stumped Lin Yi... How should I answer this?

If he can really use farts to stably control the pill fire, it's not like he can't become an alchemist, the problem is...

Will anyone want the elixir refined in this way?

Pidan...he would feel a little disgusted if he ate it by himself, right?

Lin Yi twitched the corner of his mouth, quickly shook off this disgusting thought, and then said casually: "It's hard to judge if you haven't seen it before, why don't you demonstrate it for me to see!"

Tang Yungui's face turned red, and he looked left and right - this is in Zangshu Pavilion!
It's embarrassing to fart in public, right?

It's okay for a person to let it go secretly, but in public, he won't allow this kind of self-esteem!

But Lin Yi, as the honorary dean, wanted to help him again, no matter how embarrassing he was, he had to bite the bullet and do it!

Fortunately, after what happened to Ouyang Fantong just now, almost all the students on the first floor of Zangshu Pavilion have left, so Tang Yungui feels relieved.

"That... Dean Sima, should I take off my pants?"

When Tang Yungui said this, his shame was about to explode. Who the hell wants to fart and take off his pants?

Especially when taking off his pants in front of others, if there is a crack on the ground, he would want to slip in!
The administrator on the side held the corners of his mouth with his hands, trying to suppress a smile, not wanting to be rude in front of Lin Yi.

After all, he is also a well-trained administrator, no matter how funny things are, he can hold back his laughter—unless he really can't help it, then there's nothing he can do about it!
Lin Yi didn't think much about it, just subconsciously flashed a word - take off your pants and fart, it's unnecessary!
So I said casually: "No need, you can just demonstrate it!"

Tang Yungui heaved a sigh of relief. It was a good thing that he didn't have to take off his pants in front of others. The next question was what if he farted and burned his pants... what should he do?
You can't run back from the library to your dormitory with your butt naked, right?
He didn't care to think too much, because Lin Yi was still waiting to see his demonstration, so Tang Yungui brewed for a while, and farted with a puff!

The air was suddenly quiet, and apart from some strange smells, nothing special happened.

As for the pill fire coming out of the fart... Anyway, Lin Yi didn't see it!
"I'm sorry, Dean Sima... I'm a little nervous, I haven't prepared enough, give me another chance..."

Tang Yungui was super embarrassed, he finally mustered up the courage to prepare to lose face, but he failed!

I lost my face in vain, and I have to do it again next time, so I can save some face!
"That's fine, you have a good time brewing!"

Lin Yi smiled lightly and comforted him, "Don't be nervous, take your time..."

Talking about it feels a little bit wrong, how can farting be slow and fast...

So the conversation changed: "Just pretend we're not here, and you're the only one here."

Tang Yungui was still blushing, and said in his heart that you big living people are standing in front of my eyes, why do you think you don't exist?

It is impossible to say this, so I can only hold my breath and continue to concentrate on brewing.

When he was full of emotions, he let out a melodious fart sound, and then a flash of fire flashed behind him.

Although it was relatively thin, it was so hot that it set his pants on fire.

Tang Yungui was in a hurry, slapped his butt in a hurry, and extinguished the flames. He secretly thought that he knew this, and he would rather be more humiliated and take off his pants!
Lin Yi frowned slightly. He didn't expect someone to fart and burst into flames, but the fire that flashed just now seemed to be...

"Tang Yungui, try putting another one in. It's best if it lasts longer. I want to watch it carefully!"

Lin Yi made a new request casually, and Tang Yungui's face turned green immediately.

What the hell?My pants were burned, so I had to run back with my butt naked. Do you still want to watch farts?

No, Dean Sima, can you still have a positive form?Could it be that I am juggling?Should I bring a plate to ask for a reward?

There was endless slander in his heart, but Tang Yungui didn't dare to refuse, he could only obediently let out an obedient oh, and started a new round of brewing with his hands covering his buttocks.

The administrator looked stupid for a long time. He hadn't paid much attention to Tang Yungui before, so he didn't know that this kid could really fart and explode... He is not an ordinary person!
(End of this chapter)