School flower's personal master

Chapter 7874 Is there this place?
"The only pity is that the upper line has a long artistic conception, while the lower line is a bit rough. It seems that Mr. Sima is indeed both civil and military, and has the demeanor of a famous general."

It sounds like he is praising Sima Zhongxiao, but if you think about it deeply, you will know that this is actually saying that Sima Zhongxiao has the thinking of a warrior.

Although the couplets are neat and tidy, the artistic conception is too rough, which is much worse than that of the first couplet.

Everyone understands that they are secretly laughing. Although it is no psychological burden to laugh at Sima Zhongxiao, Sima Zhongda and Liu Ziyu are both military generals. If they laugh at Sima Zhongxiao, most people will think that Sima Zhongda and Liu Ziyu are also together. mocked.

Everyone is very sensible, knowing that it doesn't matter if you offend Sima Zhongxiao, but if you offend Sima Zhongda and Liu Ziyu, you're out of your mind!
Regardless of the reaction of the people below, the maid continued to smile and said: "Mr. Sima's second couplet will get seven points!"

Sima Zhongxiao suddenly smiled, it doesn't matter whether others laugh at him or not, the fact proves that his second line is strong!

Everyone else only scored six points, but Sima Zhongxiao scored seven points for his second line. As long as there is no better second line, today's victory will be his!

Lin Yi still leaned on the side, acting as if he had nothing to do with him.

Although I was a little surprised by Sima Zhongxiao's performance, it was not a big deal. Although there were not many lower couplets that were better than Paozhen Haicheng Tower, there were still some.

So Lin Yi didn't panic at all.

For example, the two second couplets of Dengshen Village Temple Bell and Fengpinji Saihong have a wonderful artistic conception, which is enough to completely defeat Paozhen Haicheng Tower.

It's a pity that the five elements are not uniform, and the levels are different, which leads to inferior quality. In the end, it can only be regarded as a good sentence on the same level as Paozhen Haicheng Tower.

"Sima Zhongda, your Sima family is really talented! Your cousin has a couplet, don't you want to express it?"

Liu Zizhu felt that he and Sima Zhongxiao were in an alliance, and now that he had the opportunity, he wanted to tease Lin Yi and show off his presence: "Just now you showed so much talent, why is Jiang Lang's talent exhausted now? Or do you think you are no matter what? You can’t even compare to your cousin, so why don’t you come out and show yourself?”

"Heh... We don't need your Liu family to make irresponsible remarks whether or not our Sima family has produced a large number of talents. After all, your Liu family has kicked out the most talented and potential children from the house, and it's just cheap for our Hongshang County. I really don't know. Shouldn't I be thanking you very much?"

Lin Yi sneered back, although he didn't mention his name, everyone present knew that he was alluding to Liu Ziyu being kicked out by the Liu family.

But today's Liu Ziyu, judging from his performance just now, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is both civil and military, and he has brilliant military exploits. He is really a rare talent.

The Liu family expelled such unicorns, saying that it was polite to say that they were blind.

"As for the couplets, since Brother Zhong Xiao has already got it right, I naturally don't need to do anything. We are all a family, so there is no need to compete on this kind of thing."

Sima Zhongxiao was not happy when he heard Lin Yi say that.

What's the matter?You mean that you can be better than me, but I'm enough, and you don't need to be a master, right?

To put it more simply, how can you kill a chicken with a butcher's knife?I'm just a chicken knife, right?

"Zhongda's words are slightly inappropriate!"

Sima Zhongxiao suppressed his unhappiness, and smiled reservedly at Lin Yi: "You and I are both children of the Sima family, yes, but if Zhong Da can also tell us, wouldn't it add to the prestige of our Sima family? So you don't have to worry about it. Appropriate lines, just come on!"

To be honest, Sima Zhongda really didn't believe that Lin Yi could come up with a better line!

Although Lin Yi has shown a super talent in couplets, he is very confident in the second couplet of his Paozhen Haichenglou, and he thinks that it is impossible to have a more suitable second couplet than this one.

"That's right, that's right! Sima Zhongda, you're the only one! Let us see the prestige of the Sima family's two masters!"

"That's a reasonable statement. If the Sima family has two masters, if they can match up with this eternal absolute, then it will be a good story..."

"Sima Zhongda, go ahead..."

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There are many booing people around, and they are all people who watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal.

Some wanted to see Lin Yi's jokes, some wanted to see Sima Zhongxiao's jokes, and some simply wanted to see Sima's family jokes.

In the end, I just want to see a joke!
"Since this is the case, I am disrespectful, so I can only reluctantly come to confront it!"

Lin Yi smiled lightly, Shi Shiran walked through the group of people who were automatically separated, picked up the brush at the writing table, dipped it in thick ink, and then scribbled on the blank paper with one stroke!

——Peach Burning Jinjiang Embankment!

"There is also a source for this couplet. In our Hongshang County, there is a Jinjiang River. Countless peach trees are planted on the embankment of the river. Every spring, when the flowers bloom, the peach blossoms are brilliant and dazzling. They are reflected in the river water. With the fluctuation of the river water, they seem to be burning. .”

Lin Yi put down the pen in his hand, picked up the paper and explained casually: "If you look at it from a distance, you can see that dike and dam, as if wrapped in flames from top to bottom, that kind of pleasing to the eye, it is unimaginable unless you see it with your own eyes!"

Those people who had no grievances with Lin Yi among the melon-eating crowd could not help but be a little fascinated by Lin Yi's introduction, thinking that they must go to the Jinjiang dam to take a look if they find a chance!

However, they didn't know that Lin Yi himself, who spoke with certainty, had never seen any Jinjiang River, peach blossoms, or dams. He was just talking nonsense based on his imagination!
In the territory of Hongshang County, there is indeed a Jinjiang River. Lin Yi knows this from geographical maps, and also knows that there are really dams on the Jinjiang River. I don’t know if there are peach trees on the dams!

Geographical maps don't say what kind of trees are planted where!

So in the final analysis, this is still nonsense, but everyone is sure of it, including Sima Zhongxiao and Feng Zhipeng who are themselves Hongshang Commandery.

They know about the Jinjiang River... but they don't know whether there are dams on the Jinjiang River, or whether there are peach trees on the dams.

Therefore, they thought that Lin Yi would travel around and lead troops to fight, so they might learn more widely. How could they dare to suspect that Lin Yi was actually lying?
"Brother Zhongxiao, does your Hongshang County have such a place?"

Liu Zimei secretly asked Sima Zhongxiao: "When the spring is warm and the flowers bloom next year, can Brother Zhongxiao accompany us brothers to visit?"

The members of the Liu family had already made up their minds to form an alliance with Sima Zhongxiao to deal with Lin Yi and Liu Ziyu, so this kind of thing that could bring the relationship closer was naturally done easily.

"No problem! At that time, I will definitely take a few brothers to travel together!"

Sima Zhongxiao couldn't say that he didn't know, he had to agree first with a smile.

(End of this chapter)