School flower's personal master

5042 - One more time to scare people
Lin Yi rested his forehead and sighed. It seems that if he wants to chase this little girl, the hype love talk in the Book of Picking Up Girls will not work. You can find it with just a search, the book of picking up girls in the cultivation world ask yourself who is going?

After much deliberation, Lin Yi suddenly realized that he seemed to have to learn from those dudes. How did those idiots like Ren Zhongyuan and Bao Zuoliang chase Huo Yudie and Wang Xinyan back then?And Xu Lingchong, what was it to please Shangguan Lan'er back then?

Thinking about it carefully, these people seem to be offering things to others in addition to being courteous and familiar. Of course, at the level of Shangguan Lan'er and the others, ordinary Lingyu must not be able to sell them. The only ones left are There are all kinds of rare elixir, if you use a seventh-grade beauty pill to chase a girl, if you are any other girl, you will probably be able to chase one by one, right?
Lin Yi has everything that those fools have, and even Lin Yi has things that they can't get. There are many good things in his jade pendant space, and even if he doesn't have them, he can temporarily refine them. It has already begun to take shape.

But the question is how to send these things out?This is different from flowers earlier. You must have a suitable excuse to give someone away. You can’t just take them out for no reason. You must know that ordinary people don’t have these things in their hands, and they don’t give them away easily. He knew that Lin Yi was also a cultivator, and he was also a big shot with extraordinary strength.

If this is brought out suddenly, shock is certain, but it's hard to say what the reaction will be after the shock. Maybe the little Leng girl regards him as an enemy of unknown origin, and that would be no fun.

Lin Yi couldn't think of a suitable method for a while. After all, it's not just about breaking other people's light bulbs. It's not easy to find a suitable opportunity. In desperation, he can only continue the old method, sending flowers to Xiao Leng Niu every day Fan, although I know it's useless to do so, but at least I can get acquainted with it, and it can achieve some subtle effects.

Sure enough, this kind of old-fashioned way of courtship, my little Leng girl doesn't like it at all, and she refuses to be rejected even once from the beginning to the end.

But Lin Yi didn't care about these things, and he still insisted on saying hello three times a day in the morning, middle and evening, which is called an unbeatable and emotional Bijin Jian.

With such a cold temperament of the other party, to be honest, Lin Yi is still a little guilty in his heart. If he really annoys the other party and becomes angry from embarrassment, wouldn't it be self-defeating?

However, to Lin Yi's surprise, although Xiao Lengniu was still indifferent to his hospitality, her attitude seemed to ease a little bit, at least she was no longer so cold and repulsive at first. Lin Yi's expression has changed from indifference to helplessness.

Lin Yi doesn't know whether this change is good or bad, but since this kind of thing has been decided, it is impossible to give up halfway, even if it is not good, he can only bite the bullet and continue.

But going on like this is not an option. It has been a full ten days since the Yuanshen was projected to the present, and the strength of Lin Yiyuan's divine body has also recovered from the beginning of the late stage of the heavenly rank to the current early stage of foundation establishment. The effect is not expected So good, but not so good.

If Aurora Nantian knew about it, he would definitely vomit blood depressedly. What do you want to do after returning to the early stage of foundation establishment in ten days?But this is because Lin Yi has the jade pendant, it is not so easy to change to someone else.

The problem is that Xiao Lengniu's attitude has only changed from cold to helpless, and Lin Yi still can't talk to her, and there has never been a suitable opportunity to take out the elixir, Lingyu, etc. to go further. If you say he is not in a hurry , that is absolutely self-deception.

It's a pity that it's useless to be anxious, he can only continue to wait, but he didn't expect that instead of waiting for the opportunity, two ghosts came instead.

Of course, these are two fake ghosts just like the old man and Xiaopingtou last time. After spending so long, Boss Huang finally found two replacements. They are also liars who have been on the road all year round. It was loud, and it seemed to be much more reliable than the old man and Xiaopingtou.

However, what Boss Huang never expected was that even he himself was deceived this time. These two people are not professional liars like the old man and Xiaopingtou at all, but just two street gangsters who are good at talking big Forget it, I don't understand all kinds of tricks at all, and I think pretending to be a ghost is just to scare people casually, but I don't know that there are many tricks in it.

Not to mention scaring Lin Yi away, the two of them couldn't even open the door. They obviously held the key given by Boss Huang, but they stuck in front of Lin Yi's door and studied for a long time, but couldn't find where the keyhole was...

"Fuck, what kind of broken door is this? Why isn't there even a keyhole?" One of the guys pretending to be black and impermanent couldn't help complaining.

"Hush!" The other Bai Wuchang hurriedly covered his mouth and cursed: "You Biao! We are here to pretend to be ghosts and scare people, can you speak so loudly, aren't you afraid of waking people up?"

"It doesn't matter if you wake up, anyway, when he opened the door and saw us black and white, he would be scared to death." Hei Wuchang laughed, turned his head to look at Bai Wuchang and said: "To be honest, this dress even scares me. I was scared when I saw it, it wouldn't scare him to death, would it?"

"Do you think people are as timid as you? You don't even dare to walk alone in the night. If you can't even scare yourself, who else can you scare?" Bai Wuchang said with a curled lip.

"Seriously, are you saying that this house isn't really haunted? I heard that this neighborhood was originally an abandoned crematorium, that's why so many houses couldn't be sold. This place is really evil." Hei Wuchang shrank He looked around with his head, the corridor light was a voice-activated light, and it was already off at this time, and the surrounding light was dim. If he was the only one, he would have been scared to death.

"It is said by hearsay that the crematorium is on the west side, and this is on the east side. You can believe that kind of nonsense!" Bai Wuchang snorted, but then said after a pause: "I heard that this place used to be a mass grave. A lot of bones were dug up, and even the police were alarmed."

"Fuck, you're even scarier!" Hei Wuchang's heart trembled.

"Okay, don't scare yourself. If there is a ghost here, that Boss Huang is full and still asks us to pretend to be a ghost? Hurry up and find out where the keyhole is. I really want to You smashed the door!" Bai Wuchang scolded.

The two put their heads together and studied for a long time. Let alone a practitioner like Lin Yi, even ordinary people would have been awakened by them!

(End of this chapter)