School flower's personal master
Chapter 2531 Drenched in dirty water
Chapter 2531 Drenched in dirty water
"Hey, Xiao Liangzi? What's the matter?" Chen Yushu had just laid out his next plan, and was thinking about how to trick Zhong Pinliang. This Zhong Pinliang has thrown himself into the trap. He is simply a very good person!
"Xiao Shu, do you know about the fight between Lin Yi and I before?" Zhong Pinliang asked tentatively.
"Sparral? What sparring?" Chen Yushu asked confusedly, pretending not to know.
"Haha, it's like this!" Zhong Pinliang was overjoyed when he heard that Chen Yushu didn't know, and quickly explained: "I held a group arena here. In order to check whether I can become a qualified bodyguard for you and Yaoyao, I will A competition rule has been set up, whoever knocks me down will be rewarded with 1000 yuan! Of course, this is also aimed at ordinary people, such as practitioners, of course not, so I must make a move..."
When Zhong Pinliang said this, he deliberately vaccinated Chen Yushu to pave the way for the next thing, but what he didn't expect was that Chen Yushu would agree with him!
"Yes, yes, if you don't make a move when you meet a practitioner, you'd be an idiot!" Chen Yushu agreed.
"Uh...yes..." Zhong Pinliang smiled wryly, so I'm an idiot?But in order to smear Lin Yi, idiots are idiots, he continued: "But, I didn't expect Lin Yi to come back suddenly, and he knocked me down when he came on stage, and even asked me to ask for 1000 yuan. Do you think this is annoying? ? As a cultivator, can he play by the same rules as ordinary people? Isn’t this cheating? And I let him continue to compete with me, but he took the money and left, so shameless!”
"Oh, I know about this!" Chen Yushu said: "Sister Yaoyao and I haven't seen your competition, this doesn't count, even if you want to compete, it must be that we have personally witnessed the situation Otherwise, it doesn't count!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Zhong Pinliang was overjoyed after hearing Chen Yushu's words: "That's right, that's it. Without the two of you present, the game doesn't count. His cheating is just a moment, and then the real game will be played. Let's see how he is still playing tricks!"
"But Xiao Liangzi, I don't have time to talk to you now, I'm very busy now!" Chen Yushu interrupted Zhong Pinliang and said.
"Ah? Miss Shu, what are you up to?" Zhong Pinliang flatteringly asked, "Do you need my help?"
"No need, Sister Yaoyao feels a little uncomfortable, she seems to have caught a cold, she is lying on the bed, I want to take care of her!" Chen Yushu said.
"Ah? Yaoyao has a cold? Does it matter?" Zhong Pinliang turned his eyes and asked quickly: "Do you need me to go and see for help?"
"No need, you can't come in the girls' dormitory either!" Chen Yushu said.
"Ha, if others can't get in, why can't I get in?" Zhong Pinliang curled his lips. He had already inquired about it, and the aunt in the dormitory was bullying and afraid of being tough. As long as he offered some benefits in private, he could get in without any hindrance!
"That's unnecessary, right? Isn't it convenient?" Chen Yushu said hesitantly, "Sister Yaoyao is only wearing pajamas..."
After hearing this, Chu Mengyao glared at Chen Yushu angrily, and said in her heart, didn't you let me wear it?Besides, my pajamas are very tight, okay?What should be covered is fully covered, and it is still lying under the quilt!
"Hey? Pajamas?" When Zhong Pinliang heard this, his saliva almost didn't flow out, but in order to cover up his complexion, Zhong Pinliang quickly said solemnly: "What's the inconvenience? I'm going to be your bodyguard soon. At home, you don't wear pajamas anymore? Wait, I'll go right away!"
"Don't, don't come here..." Chen Yushu's tone suddenly changed from a resolute refusal to a firm refusal.
However, Zhong Pinliang was a cunt, and he couldn't hear the change in Chen Yushu's words, so he said directly, "Wait for me, I'll be there right away!"
"Don't, don't... don't come..." After Chen Yushu finished speaking, she hung up the phone.
"Pfft..." Chu Mengyao heard Chen Yushu hang up the phone, and she almost stopped laughing: "Xiao Shu, you are acting like a performer if you want to refuse and welcome it? Say, do you just practice on your own if you have nothing to do?" , ready to seduce Lin Yi?"
"How come... I'm not practicing for Sister Yaoyao..." Chen Yushu stuck out her tongue.
"For me? What does it have to do with me?" Chu Mengyao blushed, thinking of something, glared at Chen Yushu and said, "Hurry up and get ready? Zhong Pinliang will be here soon!"
"Oh oh oh oh, I'll get ready!" Chen Yushu quickly ran out of the dormitory holding the washbasin in her arms.
As for Zhong Pinliang, after hanging up the phone, he said to Gao Xiaofu: "Take these things and go back and wait for me. I'm going to find Chu Mengyao!"
"Brother Liang, don't you need me to help?" Gao Xiaofu asked carefully.
"Help? Help me!" Zhong Pinliang glared at Gao Xiaofu angrily: "Didn't you hear that Yaoyao is wearing pajamas? What are you going to do? And it's a girls' dormitory, why are there so many people there? It’s not easy to get in!”
"Oh, okay..." Gao Xiaofu actually didn't mean to see Chu Mengyao wearing pajamas, he just wanted to go to the dormitory to see if there were any other beauties, maybe he could have some romantic encounters.But it must be impossible now, Zhong Pinliang didn't agree with him to go at all, he could only go back to the dormitory with the pile of banners and wait for Zhong Pinliang to return.
Zhong Pinliang bid farewell to Gao Xiaofu, and ran towards Chu Mengyao's dormitory in three steps. He had already found out Chu Mengyao's dormitory number. When entering the door, Zhong Pinliang said to the janitor that he The girlfriend was sick and needed urgent care, so she gave the aunt another 100 yuan in private. After checking the dormitory number and name mentioned by Zhong Pinliang, the aunt found that there was no problem, so she let him go.
And Zhong Pinliang trotted all the way to the door of Chu Mengyao's dormitory. He was about to knock on the door, but when he saw that the door of the dormitory was not locked, it was concealed. He was overjoyed and stretched out his hand to open the door Just rush in!
He still had a little expectation in his heart, so he rushed in so suddenly, maybe he could see some ambiguous scenes!
However, the wish is good, but the reality is cruel. When Zhong Pinliang entered the dormitory, he didn't see anything. He just felt that a basin of water fell from the sky, and the sewage inside directly splashed his head and face. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and dodged in time. Open, or the dirty water will be poured into the neck!
"What is this? What's going on?" Zhong Pinliang wiped the dirty water from his face, sneezed, and asked in a daze.
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, Xiao Liangzi? What's the matter?" Chen Yushu had just laid out his next plan, and was thinking about how to trick Zhong Pinliang. This Zhong Pinliang has thrown himself into the trap. He is simply a very good person!
"Xiao Shu, do you know about the fight between Lin Yi and I before?" Zhong Pinliang asked tentatively.
"Sparral? What sparring?" Chen Yushu asked confusedly, pretending not to know.
"Haha, it's like this!" Zhong Pinliang was overjoyed when he heard that Chen Yushu didn't know, and quickly explained: "I held a group arena here. In order to check whether I can become a qualified bodyguard for you and Yaoyao, I will A competition rule has been set up, whoever knocks me down will be rewarded with 1000 yuan! Of course, this is also aimed at ordinary people, such as practitioners, of course not, so I must make a move..."
When Zhong Pinliang said this, he deliberately vaccinated Chen Yushu to pave the way for the next thing, but what he didn't expect was that Chen Yushu would agree with him!
"Yes, yes, if you don't make a move when you meet a practitioner, you'd be an idiot!" Chen Yushu agreed.
"Uh...yes..." Zhong Pinliang smiled wryly, so I'm an idiot?But in order to smear Lin Yi, idiots are idiots, he continued: "But, I didn't expect Lin Yi to come back suddenly, and he knocked me down when he came on stage, and even asked me to ask for 1000 yuan. Do you think this is annoying? ? As a cultivator, can he play by the same rules as ordinary people? Isn’t this cheating? And I let him continue to compete with me, but he took the money and left, so shameless!”
"Oh, I know about this!" Chen Yushu said: "Sister Yaoyao and I haven't seen your competition, this doesn't count, even if you want to compete, it must be that we have personally witnessed the situation Otherwise, it doesn't count!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Zhong Pinliang was overjoyed after hearing Chen Yushu's words: "That's right, that's it. Without the two of you present, the game doesn't count. His cheating is just a moment, and then the real game will be played. Let's see how he is still playing tricks!"
"But Xiao Liangzi, I don't have time to talk to you now, I'm very busy now!" Chen Yushu interrupted Zhong Pinliang and said.
"Ah? Miss Shu, what are you up to?" Zhong Pinliang flatteringly asked, "Do you need my help?"
"No need, Sister Yaoyao feels a little uncomfortable, she seems to have caught a cold, she is lying on the bed, I want to take care of her!" Chen Yushu said.
"Ah? Yaoyao has a cold? Does it matter?" Zhong Pinliang turned his eyes and asked quickly: "Do you need me to go and see for help?"
"No need, you can't come in the girls' dormitory either!" Chen Yushu said.
"Ha, if others can't get in, why can't I get in?" Zhong Pinliang curled his lips. He had already inquired about it, and the aunt in the dormitory was bullying and afraid of being tough. As long as he offered some benefits in private, he could get in without any hindrance!
"That's unnecessary, right? Isn't it convenient?" Chen Yushu said hesitantly, "Sister Yaoyao is only wearing pajamas..."
After hearing this, Chu Mengyao glared at Chen Yushu angrily, and said in her heart, didn't you let me wear it?Besides, my pajamas are very tight, okay?What should be covered is fully covered, and it is still lying under the quilt!
"Hey? Pajamas?" When Zhong Pinliang heard this, his saliva almost didn't flow out, but in order to cover up his complexion, Zhong Pinliang quickly said solemnly: "What's the inconvenience? I'm going to be your bodyguard soon. At home, you don't wear pajamas anymore? Wait, I'll go right away!"
"Don't, don't come here..." Chen Yushu's tone suddenly changed from a resolute refusal to a firm refusal.
However, Zhong Pinliang was a cunt, and he couldn't hear the change in Chen Yushu's words, so he said directly, "Wait for me, I'll be there right away!"
"Don't, don't... don't come..." After Chen Yushu finished speaking, she hung up the phone.
"Pfft..." Chu Mengyao heard Chen Yushu hang up the phone, and she almost stopped laughing: "Xiao Shu, you are acting like a performer if you want to refuse and welcome it? Say, do you just practice on your own if you have nothing to do?" , ready to seduce Lin Yi?"
"How come... I'm not practicing for Sister Yaoyao..." Chen Yushu stuck out her tongue.
"For me? What does it have to do with me?" Chu Mengyao blushed, thinking of something, glared at Chen Yushu and said, "Hurry up and get ready? Zhong Pinliang will be here soon!"
"Oh oh oh oh, I'll get ready!" Chen Yushu quickly ran out of the dormitory holding the washbasin in her arms.
As for Zhong Pinliang, after hanging up the phone, he said to Gao Xiaofu: "Take these things and go back and wait for me. I'm going to find Chu Mengyao!"
"Brother Liang, don't you need me to help?" Gao Xiaofu asked carefully.
"Help? Help me!" Zhong Pinliang glared at Gao Xiaofu angrily: "Didn't you hear that Yaoyao is wearing pajamas? What are you going to do? And it's a girls' dormitory, why are there so many people there? It’s not easy to get in!”
"Oh, okay..." Gao Xiaofu actually didn't mean to see Chu Mengyao wearing pajamas, he just wanted to go to the dormitory to see if there were any other beauties, maybe he could have some romantic encounters.But it must be impossible now, Zhong Pinliang didn't agree with him to go at all, he could only go back to the dormitory with the pile of banners and wait for Zhong Pinliang to return.
Zhong Pinliang bid farewell to Gao Xiaofu, and ran towards Chu Mengyao's dormitory in three steps. He had already found out Chu Mengyao's dormitory number. When entering the door, Zhong Pinliang said to the janitor that he The girlfriend was sick and needed urgent care, so she gave the aunt another 100 yuan in private. After checking the dormitory number and name mentioned by Zhong Pinliang, the aunt found that there was no problem, so she let him go.
And Zhong Pinliang trotted all the way to the door of Chu Mengyao's dormitory. He was about to knock on the door, but when he saw that the door of the dormitory was not locked, it was concealed. He was overjoyed and stretched out his hand to open the door Just rush in!
He still had a little expectation in his heart, so he rushed in so suddenly, maybe he could see some ambiguous scenes!
However, the wish is good, but the reality is cruel. When Zhong Pinliang entered the dormitory, he didn't see anything. He just felt that a basin of water fell from the sky, and the sewage inside directly splashed his head and face. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and dodged in time. Open, or the dirty water will be poured into the neck!
"What is this? What's going on?" Zhong Pinliang wiped the dirty water from his face, sneezed, and asked in a daze.
(End of this chapter)
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