School flower's personal master

Chapter 2455

Lin Yi didn't expect Kang Zhaolong to be so shameless, but he had no choice but to eat the food on the table out of sight and out of mind.

The food here is really good, maybe because everyone is hungry, they are full of praise for this farm side dish.

Kang Zhaolong originally wanted to find something to chat with Wang Xinyan, but seeing that everyone was eating and not chatting much, the atmosphere was a bit dull, and he really didn't know how to argue!

In the past few days, Kang Zhaolong was using his mobile phone to read a novel recommended by Kang Zhaoming, called "Very Pure, Very Ambiguous Prequel". Let's learn it, and I'm really fascinated after seeing it, I think it's really good, the things inside are very practical!
He suddenly remembered that the male protagonist in this book liked to tell jokes to his girlfriend, which made the female protagonist laugh out loud and her heart skip a beat, so Kang Zhaolong felt that he should also tell jokes to Wang Xinyan.

"Because of the robbers just now, everyone must be very depressed, right? Seeing that everyone is engrossed in eating and not talking, why don't I tell you a few jokes?" Kang Zhaolong said.

"Okay!" You Panhu, who was sitting not far from Kang Zhaolong, was the first to applaud.

"Haha, this joke is actually a brain teaser." Kang Zhaolong smiled and turned to look at Wang Xinyan, and said, "What is it that came out of the butt, but it can still be eaten?"

"Gah?" The students present were stunned for a moment, even You Panhu's expression was stagnant and a little disgusted, everyone was eating, why did you mention the thing that came out of the buttocks?Isn't that shit?
"Xinyan, do you know?" Kang Zhaolong didn't notice that everyone's expressions were inappropriate. He only wanted to make Wang Xinyan happy, and he didn't think too much about it. He is an idiot when it comes to emotions, otherwise he wouldn't be able to read books and learn how to pick up girls. up.

"I... don't know..." Wang Xinyan was burying her head in her food. After hearing Kang Zhaolong's words, her complexion froze and she was speechless.

"It seems that everyone doesn't know, so I'll reveal the answer!" Kang Zhaolong said proudly, "The answer is-eggs! Hahahaha, eggs come out of the chicken's butt, how about it, isn't it fun? Haha Ha ha……"

Wang Xinyan's chopsticks just caught a piece of egg, she shook her hand, and the egg fell on the table, her face was as weird as it could be...

"Uh..." Kang Zhaolong also realized that something was wrong, he didn't expect Wang Xinyan to eat an egg, he was a little embarrassed: "Xinyan, I'm telling a joke, haha...you don't have to worry about it, just keep eating...eggs Although it comes out of the chicken butt, doesn’t it have a shell? There is a saying that comes out of the silt but not stained, that’s the truth..."

"Ahem... I'm full..." Wang Xinyan put down her chopsticks, and Kang Zhaolong lost all appetite.

Lin Yi picked up an egg and put it in his mouth indifferently, then glanced at Kang Zhaolong lightly: "Is it finished?"

"Uh... finished speaking..." Kang Zhaolong's heart skipped a beat for no reason, although he didn't believe that Lin Yi dared to do anything to him in public, but Lin Yi's flat tone just now made Kang Zhaolong involuntarily nervous.

"Hurry up and eat after the lecture!" Lin Yi took a bottle of corn juice and handed it to Wang Xinyan: "Drink some corn juice, I see you haven't eaten much..."

"Oh..." Wang Xinyan took the corn juice, she was indeed lost her appetite by Kang Zhaolong within a few mouthfuls.

Kang Zhaolong was a little annoyed, it seemed that he had just been beaten in the head, and he was a little dizzy, and he said something that made Wang Xinyan unhappy, so he didn't dare to say anything more, so he could just shut up and sit aside and eat thing……

Su Lengzi is the leader of the gangsters near the ski resort. He takes his two younger brothers, A Da and A Er, to wander around the ski resort every day, collecting protection fees from nearby businesses, molesting pretty little girls, and having fun every day. One or the other!
Of course, the ski resort didn't take any measures to make Su Lianzi so successful here. That's because he has a good uncle. His uncle is the general manager of the ski resort. Turn a blind eye, anyway, the merchants in this ski resort are already very profitable, and being blackmailed by a nephew will not stop paying the rent for the second year.

As long as there are no problems on the books, it is impossible for the chairman of the group to pay attention to the details of such a ski resort in a tourist resort under its umbrella.

Today, Su Lengzi brought his two little brothers to the Nongjiale restaurant where Lin Yi and others were located to play the autumn breeze, but seeing that the restaurant was full today, Su Lengzi's face suddenly became a little ugly!
"Da Er Er, go and make room for Brother!" Su Lengzi ordered to his two thugs.

"Yes, Brother Stupid!" Ah Da Ah Er responded quickly, and then began to choose a target.

And when Ah Da Ah Er was choosing a target, Su Lianzi's eyes were not idle, and suddenly fell on Wang Xinyan!This is a first-class beauty. Su Lengzi's preference is to play the autumn wind and flirt with beautiful women, so when Su Lengzi saw Wang Xinyan, his eyes lit up immediately!
"Wait!" Su Lengzi waved his hands, signaling Ah Da and Ah Er to hold off.

"Brother fool, what's the matter?" Ada asked hastily.

"There are beauties!" Su Lengzi pointed to Wang Xinyan's table and said.

Although Han Jingjing is also a little beauty, but at this time, she was fiddling with her tablet computer while eating. She lowered her head, but Su Lianzi didn't see it. Besides, Wang Xinyan was the first one he saw with his eyes. Automatically ignored!

Su Lengzi walked behind Wang Xinyan with a smile, looked left and right, Lin Yi was on one side, and Kang Zhaolong was on the other. Although Su Lengzi was called Su Lengzi, he was not stupid. Seeing that Lin Yi was intact, Kang Zhaolong His face was full of bruises, so he picked a soft persimmon and pinched it!
"Little girl, you look good! Brother likes it!" Su Lengzi teased Wang Xinyan, then patted Kang Zhaolong on the back of the head, and shouted: "Boy, stand up for brother!"

"Hiss...I'm stupid!" Kang Zhaolong had a big bloody lump on the back of his head. Although he had been smeared with medicine, it hadn't completely disappeared. When he was slapped by Su Lianzi, he grinned in pain, jumped up and glared at him. Look at Su Lengzi!
He was aggrieved enough before, some real robbers beat him up, he didn't understand the situation, the beating was for nothing, and he couldn't find anyone to take revenge.After being scolded by Lin Yi, Lin Yi didn't dare to provoke him, so he could only endure it.

But being slapped on the head by a gangster, finally Kang Zhaolong couldn't bear it any longer!
(End of this chapter)