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Chapter 49. The Yamato of girls (continued)

In short, Ms. Nan Lixiang, the acting captain of the Yamato, wearing a snow-white uniform, wearing golden tassels on her shoulders, and a gorgeous saber hanging from her waist, took more than half an hour to successfully gather the entire ship on the front deck. Outside the vast majority of female sailors.Some of them forgot to wear their hats, some had their shoes trampled off, some were dressed crookedly, and some even forgot to wear skirts, only wrapped in a loincloth and showed most of their buttocks...

But no matter what, they still gathered on the front deck with excitement and apprehension, and sang the military song of the Japanese Navy.

"...Defend, attack! The almighty steel fortress!
Sincerely please, my floating castle!
Floating castle, defend the Quartet of this cherry blossom country!
attack!To the country that hates Japan!

You are the real steel warship that is invincible!

Your soot is the dragon that sways on the sea!
The roar of the artillery was the only thunder in the storm!
The battleship skimmed the thousands of miles of waves, and the light of the empire shines forever! "

When these female sailors with extremely poor military appearance were lined up in a chaotic team to hold the morning flag-raising ceremony amidst the obviously absurd "March of Warships" played by the improvised women's Western band.Minister of the Navy Takeo Kurita, Minister of Military Command Jisaburo Ozawa, and Chief of Staff of the United Fleet Kamishigetoku, who were standing on the bridge of the Yamato for inspection, all had collapsed expressions that were almost fainting, as if they were more disgusting than eating flies.

"...This... such an unsightly military appearance, I have never seen it in my life, and I have never even imagined it! Even if it is a college student who has just been drafted into the army and has never received a day of formal training, it is not like this! Still! In my opinion, it is absolutely impossible to let a woman board a warship!"

Kurita Takeo shook his head again and again, while whispering, "...According to European traditions, it is also believed that women on warships will bring bad luck!"

"...the reason why Western countries have the saying 'Women on warships will bring bad luck' is just because the captains of the Age of Discovery feared that if there were women on board, the sailors who had been holding back for a long time would be jealous of each other for courtship , lead to chaos, affect the unity and cooperation of the entire ship, and finally make the battle fail. In fact, it is just like the witch hunt in the medieval church, it is pure prejudice and imagination."

Narumi Inoue, the commander of the United Fleet who has traveled overseas for many years and is more familiar with Europe and the United States, dismissed such superstitious claims, "...otherwise, those famous female pirates in the age of great voyages are again How did it come about? In fact, as long as we pay close attention to military discipline, or simply use all female soldiers on a boat like now, then there will be no major problems..."

"...Besides, if the female soldiers are not allowed on the warship, where can you go to collect the heads?"

Wang Qiu, who bears the title of "Representative of the Communist International", glanced back at these picky Japanese naval generals, and said, "...don't forget that your country is in the midst of a cruel war with disparity in strength. According to The accumulated hatred between the United States, Britain and you has no possibility of any decent peace, or even the opportunity to be a second-class citizen in the colonies! Once Japan is completely defeated, the fate of the entire nation is likely to be Destruction, that is, genocide like the North American Indians!

If you want to avoid this kind of bad luck, you must use all the power you can organize. When the men are almost exhausted, you must continue to tie up women in the kitchen and by the cradle, which is an extreme violation of human resources. Big waste, even a kind of suicide...according to the practical experience of the Soviet Union.Whether in factories or in the army, women's work ability is not much worse than men's.Although it is said that 'war makes women go', what's the point of letting women go when the whole nation is going to be slaughtered?Leave it to the aggressors to have children and regenerate your nation? "

Regarding this, the admirals had no choice but to remain silent: If it weren't for the fact that they couldn't recruit enough young men, who would like to use female soldiers?
However, cruel wars never allow anyone to play petty temper. No matter how embarrassing it is, as long as the war can be won, as a soldier, you can only learn and do it by pinching your nose.Of course, there are also granite-headed generals, but they are basically old immortals who hide behind security and sit in the office all day gesticulating.If they were all dragged to the front line of the battlefield and fully accepted the re-education of American and British bombs, torpedoes and artillery shells, it is estimated that their severely rigid minds would be blown up quickly...

——War can turn a good man into a devil, and naturally it can also turn the most indifferent guy into the most diligent and good student.

"...Of course I also understand the importance of recruiting female soldiers, and I understand that in order to win the war, all traditions and decency can be sacrificed. No matter how indecent it is, it is better than losing the battle! But the question is, why should we let Where are they on the Yamato? Look at how they look now, let alone fighting enemy warships and planes, the military command doesn’t even dare to let them go out to sea with the Yamato, only dare to let this huge ship stop at Training on the dock! What a waste!" After a moment of silence, Chief of Staff Shen Zhongde still couldn't help complaining.

"...Then what do you think we should do? Are these women who have just enlisted in the army, some of whom are even underage female high school students, directly operating those original battleships that burn heavy oil boilers?"

The heroic ship lady Sophie Yamato suddenly appeared on the bridge, intervening in this way and shouting loudly, "...on these warships attached to me, at least I can monitor and control them at any time. , Even novices and rookies will not cause any serious accidents. If they are assigned to old ships with heavy oil boilers before they have mastered any skills, then God knows what troubles will arise!"

The admirals on the bridge were once again collectively silent—among the existing fourteen Yamato-class battleships, from the first ship Yamato to the fifth ship Kii, they were all magically reformed by Ms. Kanna using the power of faith." Science fiction version", its power has been changed to a nuclear fusion palladium reactor using Marvel's Iron Man technology, and its endurance can probably circle the earth about a hundred times.The engine has been changed to full electric propulsion, which is quiet, smoke-free and easy to dissipate heat.Radar and sonar are also the most advanced types in the 21st century, and there are even satellite guidance and positioning... If you don’t spare any effort and continue to modify it locally, even if you want to tinker with it to become a real "Space Battleship Yamato", it is not completely possible. less than.More importantly, these five battleships are all highly intelligent version of automatic weapons driven by "ship mothers". Strictly speaking, even if no one on board can run, it's just that the power of faith will be consumed too much in this way.

However, the nine Yamato-class battleships that I bought later from [chronological vending machines] were the original versions that burned heavy oil. Equipment, turbines, boilers, etc. are all in the state of leaving the factory that need fine-tuning and running-in. Let alone laymen and rookies, even skilled sailors need to spend a lot of time to get them into the ideal state.

Therefore, in order for these new ships to form combat effectiveness as soon as possible, instead of lying in the harbor and rusting, the navy had to transfer the veteran officers and soldiers on the original modified Yamato-class battleships, leaving only a few The staff is responsible for leading a group of female soldiers...

But even so, the original Yamato-class battleships were still full of problems during the sea trial process, such as broken pipes, oil leakage, electricity leakage, and even rudder failure, and lacked many advanced equipment such as radar. The old sailors who are used to the modified version of the Yamato class complained... Not to mention that even if the east wall is demolished to make up for the west wall, only five Yamato-class manpower can be found, and the remaining four Yamato-class ships are still unmanned!
The wartime base camp in Hiroshima was also very dissatisfied with this. At first, they thought that there would be fourteen Yamato-class battleships at once. Not even one can be dispatched...

As the newly appointed Minister of Military Command, General Ozawa Jisaburo naturally heard a lot of various complaints, but he also understood the helplessness of them.However, when he happened to notice that there were actually a group of children a few years old on the Yamato, he finally couldn't help it.

"...I can understand the helplessness of having to recruit female soldiers to board the ship, and I also understand the difficulty of having to use the Yamato as a training ship. But...even so, we can't let them bring children on board too. ? Is this going to turn the Yamato into a sea elementary school or a sea kindergarten!"

"... Ah... In fact, the Marine Primary School and Marine Kindergarten have indeed been opened on the Yamato, Mr. Ozawa."

I saw Sophie Yamato, the ship's mother, smiling and stroking the hair of a certain sailor suit loli, then turned around and said with a matter of course, "...just like the Junkers in Germany, they have been paying attention to military service for generations since ancient times. Since we want to become a maritime country, it is necessary to popularize sailing education for the whole people. In this way, simply let the children learn sailing on the warship with their parents, and go through the wind and waves from an early age, so as to create a skill Isn’t a skilled navigating family a great deed that benefits the country and the people? I wonder if you, senior naval officers, are interested in sending your own children to train on the Yamato, so that they can inherit their father’s work and fully experience the vast sea and The boundless charm of the steel battleship?"

Chief of Military Command General Ozawa Jisaburo: "..."

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——Compared with ordinary Japanese civilians living in pavilions made of paper and wood and eating brown rice and pickled vegetables all day long, the living standard on the battleship Yamato is obviously more advanced, more modern, and more comfortable Much more: The so-called "Yamato Hotel" is by no means in vain.

First of all, compared with ordinary warships and even civilian ships, the living area on Yamato-class battleships is very spacious, and even ordinary soldiers are equipped with special berths instead of sleeping in hammocks.Assuming that the entire ship is full of 500 people, its per capita living area is 3.2 square meters—in the eyes of modern Japanese urban residents who are accustomed to living in pigeon cages, such a living space is not too small!The officers on the ship even have separate living quarters for one person. The room is equipped with a single bed, a writing desk, a wardrobe, and a foldable washstand. The conditions are not much worse than those of a single apartment in the city.Moreover, even the clothes on the ship do not need to be washed by themselves, but are equipped with special large-scale washing machines to provide services to ensure that all crew members can wear clean clothes at any time.

Secondly, all living and working areas in the Yamato-class battleship are equipped with air-conditioning and heating.Initially, when these warships were still burning heavy oil, in order to save fuel, only the officers' quarters could be air-conditioned, while the soldiers' quarters were only ventilated with ventilators.However, after the first five Yamato-class battleships with serial numbers 24 to [-] have completed the magic modification of nuclear fusion power and have endless power, the [-]-hour air conditioning and heating of all cabins on the entire ship will not be a problem. It is more comfortable than most urban houses in Japan at present.

Third, although the original Yamato-class battleships could carry more than 500 tons of fresh water, boilers and steam turbines are large water users. Therefore, in addition to drinking water, the fresh water that can be used for washing by the crew is very limited. Even the kitchen washes rice using sea water. .Bathing in public bathrooms also uses hot sea water, and then rinses with fresh water after washing, and it can only be washed once every three days. Some officers and soldiers who love to clean have to pick up the dripping water that condenses outside the refrigerator pipes to scrub their bodies. It is the most uncomfortable place in the daily life of "Yamato Hotel"...

However, with the modified version of the five Yamato-class battleships, nuclear fusion reactors and all-electric power have been used in one breath, not only replacing the main engine with electric motors, but also becoming quieter and water-saving, and eliminating the need to burn boilers. More than 500 tons of fresh water can be converted to domestic use, and at the same time there is sufficient energy and technology to activate the desalination system, so that the crew will no longer suffer from the lack of fresh water.

Therefore, those rookie female sailors who were recruited to the Yamato soon found themselves living in a luxury cruise ship.Not only is the food rich to the point of luxury, clothes and towels and other daily necessities do not need to spend money, but also free water and electricity can be used openly, and the residence is also vacant. After using the nuclear fusion reactor and all-electric power, The standing manpower required by the Yamato battleship has been greatly reduced; it no longer serves as the flagship, and there is no need to arrange a large headquarters staff team, and the per capita living area has become more spacious.Many female sailors who have become mothers find that they have been allocated a single room like an apartment, while their children are still on the shore without food and clothing, living under the fence, or living alone in a place where water and electricity are cut off and most of it is destroyed by a US plane. In the broken house.So I wondered if I could bring my own children to live on the boat, so that we can have the same blessings and share the same hardships...

——Under normal circumstances, such an absurd request would definitely be slapped back.But the problem is that the current situation of the Japanese navy has nothing to do with the word "normal" - the Maozi ship girl who is really in charge behind the scenes, Miss Sophie with a maternal aura, is very interested in this proposal, and she It was discovered that after switching to the palladium nuclear fusion reactor and all-electric power, and removing a large number of cumbersome boilers and pipeline valves, a considerable amount of spare space just happened to be freed up on the ship. It can be used to open kindergartens and elementary schools on board the ship... As for female teachers, it is also easy to find, and you can find many of them by simply recruiting female crew members.

As a result, the battleship Yamato not only became the "Yamato Hotel", but also served as "Yamato Elementary School" and "Yamato Kindergarten"...

After learning all this, the high-ranking navy generals, on the one hand, felt that they were ridiculous and even embarrassing, but they also found that there was nothing they could do. On the other hand, they couldn't help but secretly think: The living conditions are excellent, as each of them knows.As for the safety issue, there should be no major mistakes due to the strict supervision of Miss Jianniang 24 hours a day.So, let my wife, children, daughter-in-law and granddaughter all move to live on this ship, and receive education from the "fleet school" by the way... Seems like a good idea?Even if there are no heroines, Wumen tiger girls, at least it is much better than staying in a rural hometown where food and drink are scarce or in a city that is bombed every day...

——What they don't know yet is that under the flicker of Ma Tong, an otaku girl, Miss Sophie, the ship's mother who has become more and more open-minded and insane, is even planning to go to the newly established Nanyang island country "Aubu". In the territory of ", set up a women's sea volunteer army under the banner of "Blue Mermaid", and plan to transform several "school ships" as mobile schools at sea... Maybe you can also play "Battleship" on the deck. Lane"?
Well, if you want to play the tank lane, the deck area of ​​the largest "Ocean Oasis" is comparable to three or four football fields. It may be a little bit reluctant to drive a heavy or medium tank, but you have to fight the Japanese bean war The car and the Italian CV-33 go-kart should be fine... I don’t know if you are the veterans of the navy, you see your daughter or granddaughter leaning out of the bean chariot to the accompaniment of the music "March of the Snow" Half body, waving a short whip and shouting "****!" (Panzer-Vor: Tank, go!), what kind of wonderful expression will it have on its face?