Great time travel

Chapter No.16, Cat Plays with People

"...Ohhh! Help—"

In Karn Village, the air vibrated violently with the roar of humans.

The original massacre has not yet ended, yet another new massacre has begun.

——It’s just that the original hunter has become the prey.

The knights who were wantonly massacring the villagers just a moment ago have now become the targets of torture and teasing.

And the murderers who ravaged them were actually a group of petite cats.

At this time, these terrifying cats are walking with ease, calling in a low voice and approaching them step by step...

"...Meow~meow~meow~"

Although these meows seem to be quite pleasant, to the ears of these trembling armored knights, they are no different from the roars of demons.

"...God, please help me..." "...God..."

Facing the group of cats that were slowly approaching, the knights reflexively moved their trembling legs and stepped back little by little. The armor on their bodies kept shaking and making harsh sounds, and the tip of the sword they held in both hands kept shaking... …although no one has fled yet, everyone's body has been gripped by fear, as evidenced by the rattling of their teeth.

Even the commander of this team of heavy knights, His Excellency Captain Berius, who was ordered to slaughter the civilians of the kingdom, has cursed the gods he believes in countless times.Probably in these tens of seconds, I have scolded more than a lifetime of times!

If gods really exist, they should show up now and bring down these evil beings.Why do you refuse to save such a devout believer as yourself?

How did things come to this?Berius moved his eyes a little, and looked at the villagers behind him with the same terrified expressions—now, they were in the grain drying field in the center of Kahn Village, and behind them were more than sixty villagers who were captured by Londes and the others. The face is all expressions of fear.

There are also a few villagers hiding on a wooden platform with a bronze bell hanging beside the grain drying field, holding sickles and sticks in an attempt to resist.

Originally, these villagers should have been killed by the heavily armed knights long ago, but at this moment, they were disrupted by this group of cats who entered in disorder.

——Just like when the previous kingdom villages were slaughtered, the decoy army led by Berius first blocked the intersection in Karn Village, then rushed into the village to search the houses, and drove the remaining villagers to the central square from all directions , slaughtered here, and piled up the corpses to demonstrate.In the end, they deliberately connived a few villagers to run out in order to spread the news. With the cooperation of the traitors in the kingdom, they managed to attract the "big fish" they wanted to catch.

However, just when they searched most of the houses and were about to burn the village and slaughter the remaining villagers with knives, bad luck suddenly came.

First of all, at the edge of the grain drying field, a knight who was pouring oil on the house was suddenly hit by something and flew high!
This is a very unbelievable thing, a grown man wearing heavy armor was hit into the air like a ball!

What kind of terrifying power does this need?Could it be that he was whipped by the dragon's tail?

In short, this guy flew a distance of more than ten meters before landing with a deafening bang, and of course he couldn't move anymore.

And what happened next made these knights even more unbelievable.Because, what appeared in front of them was not a muscular warrior, nor a huge and ferocious beast, nor even a mysterious magician, but a group of petite and cute, completely harmless... kittens ? !This kind of contrast is even more unacceptable, okay?

And all the despair kicked off.

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At the beginning, although it felt a bit wrong, the knights greeted them with long swords, ready to kill or drive away the troublesome cats.

However, the strength of these cats is really insane!The long sword that was hacked was shattered by the cat's claw on the spot!The long spear that was poked in the past was snapped off with a claw!Someone else was scratched by a paw and broke the greaves, and fell to the ground crying while hugging his bleeding calf... Hey, is this a cat or a dragon?
In other words, cats with the strange power of dragons, referred to as dragon cats?
Seeing that these cats were so troublesome, the knights couldn't help becoming cautious, and raised their large shields to form a shield wall in an attempt to confront them.Unexpectedly, a few cats saw this and discussed with each other meowing a few words, then a big cat grabbed the tail of another kitten, whirring around in the air, and finally threw a big windmill of cat meat into the knight. In their formation, the shield wall was smashed down in an instant!

Next, another tabby cat stood up and gestured its paws a few times, and released a bunch of colorful [Magic Arrows], blasting the knights on the opposite side who were still resisting, crying and howling.

At this point, these knights who have been bullying the weak all this time are finally all terrified—where did these cats come from?Not only is it as strong as a monster, but it can even use magic!If they swarmed up, their side would have been finished long ago, right?
Are they teasing themselves, wanting to admire the death throes of fragile humans?Damn it, I've always been the only one who teased those pariahs, how could I be so rebellious and let a group of cats play noble knights to death?It's really unreasonable!

Under the thick helmet, someone cried like a child.Someone else's crotch was wet.

Although they have been bullying the weak and killing women and children indiscriminately, they have never realized that they will fall into this end.

"... Ah... team, captain... help, help. I'm injured... ah... ah..."

A knight who had just been thrown into the air by the "cat meat windmill" lay on the ground and stretched out his hand to Berius, moaning. His breastplate and helmet were deformed, blood was constantly oozing out, and his legs were also bruised. It was twisted to an absolutely abnormal angle, but at any rate, it didn't die all at once.

"...Shut up, you useless lowly commoner!"

Berius, who was the captain of the Cavaliers, gave him a disgusted look, and had no intention of helping him at all.In fact, none of them has the energy to take care of others at the moment.The only thing I can still think about in my mind is how to deal with the spoilers who suddenly entered.

However, Captain Berius has never had the tactical literacy and experience to deal with sudden changes like this, and he lacks even the most basic martial arts. It's just an easy task to seek merit and facilitate promotion.

It was originally just a simple mission to massacre civilians in a foreign country, and it was basically unlikely to encounter stubborn resistance, even Lian Li.The regular army of the Kingdom of Yestij will also release water on purpose.Because they had arranged a strong internal response within the kingdom in advance, and even the attack itself was a liar.The nobles of the Kingdom of Yestiger participated in the plan and used it to eliminate the trap of political opponents. These foreigners are just acting as knives.

Therefore, Captain Belius, who has no military experience, only reacted at a loss for a while, which made his subordinates even more disappointed.

Next, when the most valiant Londes knight in the team took the lead and rushed forward brandishing a sharp sword, but was also turned into coke by a lightning strike from a certain tabby mage on the opposite side, the rest A dozen knights finally collapsed completely.

"...Yeah! I don't want to be played to death!"

Hysterical screams resounded through the sky, and a certain knight, unable to bear the horror any longer, wailed and dropped his sword before turning and running away.

Immediately afterwards, the rest of the knights who were still able to move left their wounded companions who were still lying in a pool of blood, and staggered and turned around to disperse in a crowd, which stunned the cats and villagers on the grain drying ground for a moment. .And Captain Belius ran in the forefront!

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——During the brief confrontation just now, Captain Berius thought he had thought everything through.

Speaking of it, they are just a small army acting as a bait, and they have no duty to fight a strong enemy.The only task this time is to be inside.Under the guidance of the Kingdom of Yestij, disguised as a knight of the Bajas Empire, attacked the southeastern border villages of the kingdom, slaughtered the villagers of the kingdom, and deliberately released a small number of survivors during the massacre in order to spread the news. Enter the kingdom's court to pave the way for the next step of the conspiracy.

Looking at it this way, their attack on Karn Village was actually a success, except that there were slightly more survivors left.However, the above did not clearly stipulate that only a few people can be left-in that case, why should they continue to stay in Kahn Village, needlessly resisting the attack of the "Warcraft"?Now that the task has been completed, it is the right way to accept it as soon as it is good!He thought so deludedly.

As for the wounded who were left behind, whether someone would torture them to find out some important information, and even deduce the truth of the conspiracy, or even lead to the bankruptcy of the whole trap, Captain Berius couldn't care less about it.

Now he can only care about rushing towards the outside of the village, while ordering people to blow the horn, and summon all the horses and cavalrymen who stayed at the entrance of the village. It seemed that he was at a loss, and only now started to run towards the village entrance to catch up, but there was still a long distance.As long as he seized the time to step on the horse, it seemed that there should still be time to retreat safely.

However, can they really escape?
——Just as these knights threw away their helmets and armor and fled panting to the open space where the horses were tied at the entrance of the village, another cute little animal suddenly appeared in the sky above their heads!It is the full-level goblin player Floor who opened the cheating device!
Well, she is also an otaku girl who is addicted to magical bishoujo anime.

"...Hohohohoho, stupid human beings! A beautiful and lovely girl of justice and invincibility, here comes Flor! Remember this great name!"

According to YGGDRASIL's game settings, goblins are a race that is very good at sneaking and hiding.In all previous hide-and-seek contests held by the game official, the goblins have occupied half of the top ten seats for a long time, and their racial skill "goblin stealth" is recognized as the strongest stealth skill in the whole server, without any cooling time It can be activated, not to mention its own forced stealth effect, and it can also run and fly in a stealth state.The only limitation of this skill is that during the stealth period, you cannot perform any offensive actions at all, including using skills on the target, and locking the target before attacking, even if you are shooting a buff aura for teammates on the same team.

In this way, as long as the goblin hides and avoids all unnecessary conflicts, unless the enemy has a magic eye or a high-level magic caster who is good at reconnaissance, the MP value and HP value of the goblin will increase over time. It will never be discovered until it has passed away and is exhausted.

Therefore, the full-level goblin player Floor was able to wait early in the place where the knights tethered their horses, without worrying about revealing their whereabouts.

However, what makes people feel very sad is that although goblins have such outstanding stealth skills, they are not excellent assassins-as the saying goes, "goblins never fight by themselves", the attack power of most goblins is quite pathetic.For example, Floor, who has already been boosted to level [-] by the cheating device, if she really fights one-on-one in a one-on-one PK, I am afraid that she will be beaten by a combat player who only has level [-] or [-]... The fighting power of the goblin is less than five ah.

But the problem is, these knights in front of her are actually weak people from another world who are not even five in terms of combat effectiveness!
"...Hey, stupid human beings! Let's play games together! [Tenth-Level Fairy Trick - If you don't play with me, make trouble]!"

Before the following "stupid humans" could react, Flor, who was hovering in mid-air, cast magic on them. To be precise, it was a magic-like ability unique to non-human monsters, called "fairy trick" or "Fairy tricks" belong to the most basic skills that goblins are born with.

This thing can display different skill effects depending on the profession of the goblin player.Currently, Flor is a level [-] elf priest and elf troublemaker. The elf tricks of the former profession can save lives and heal the wounded like a human healer; while the fairy tricks of the latter profession can create all kinds of purely funny The wonderful prank effects, the specific types of effects displayed are completely random, and any situation may happen.

Although this kind of magic that is specially used by goblins to play pranks cannot put any healthy and normal person to death, it is still a tenth-level goblin trick. and props that can resist or be immune.

As a result, invisible magic energy was released from Flo'er's hands, and applied to the knights and horses present. For a moment, both people and horses felt their stomachs and stomachs wriggling rapidly, and the sound of farts was like thunder. Scientifically, all of them were hit by [Group Unlimited Farting Technique] at the same time!
——Well, it seems that it is one of the traditional ways of pranking the Japanese to put a disguised "fart cushion" on the guest's seat in advance...

"...Puff--" "...Puff--" "...--cough cough, it stinks..."

However, despite the sound of farts and the stench, the knights jumped on the saddle without hesitation, and then they were about to gallop away—and Flor, who failed to complete the task of blocking the enemy, was in a hurry. , "...Eh? How can you still run? Come again! [Level [-] Fairy Trick - Trick or Treat]!"

The next moment, everyone from Captain Berius to ordinary knights suddenly felt dizzy, nauseated and dizzy... Even if the humans on the saddle could barely grit their teeth, the horses under their crotches could no longer hold on, and one after another There was a whine at the same time, and they collapsed one after another!
——The effect of this prank forbidden spell is to make all the knights who escaped from Karn Village suffer from the [group stun technique]... After repeated blows, one by one finally fell off the saddle or He was thrown off by the same dizzy war horse, and couldn't run anymore.

However, even though they were dizzy and their limbs were weak, driven by the desire to survive, they still stumbled and fled with difficulty while farting.Some people even struggled to take out things like healing potions, antidotes, and curse-breaking scrolls from their arms, trying to save themselves.

Looking back at those dawdling kittens who hadn't come over yet, the little fairy Floor gritted her teeth and performed the third [Tenth-Level Fairy Trick - Trick or Treat] today, and let the knights On the top of their heads, a clump of green grass grew in an instant.

From a rough look, this curse-level prank failed again.But the problem is, the clump of green grass above the knights' heads was spawned by goblin tricks. The scientific name is Nepeta, and it always exudes a strong and special fragrance. There is also a more widely known alias called "catnip". ...

As a result, the excited meowing sounded like a thunderbolt, and the eyes of every kitty who came after were lit up with excitement and bloodthirsty red light:
"...Meow——" "...Meow! Meow! Meow!!!"

——a dozen or so useless human knights who have been hit by the stun spell and whose level is less than [-], because the catnip with a strong smell grows on the top of each of them, they attract a group of people who are too strong to punch. Level [-] kitten players who are more violent than elephants and don't know how to control their strength, are overwhelmed by their claws, scratched randomly, and throw a few magic spells from time to time... What will the result be? end?
Well, in short, when Lich King Ainz arrived late with a group of thugs, those kittens who were driven out of control by catnip were still jumping and barking, rubbing and scratching each other, an addiction The virtues of a gentleman.And the dozen or so armored knights whose heads had been reduced to flower pots had lost even their personal appearance, and had completely turned into piles of unrecognizable rotten meat, broken bones, and scrap copper and iron.The strong bloody smell made even a lich like him unbearable...

So far, with the joint efforts of the cat people and the goblins, these stupid human knights have finally been played to death...