Great time travel

"...The Song and Jin Dynasties took the Yellow River as the boundary, cut off the east and Hebei, pushed the border directly to the outskirts of Bianliang, and compensated the Jin State for 500 million military expenses, and then donated 50 stones of grain and fodder, and tributed 300 Jiangnan silk. Hey, [-] beauties? Pay [-] million coins every year in the future?"

In the dilapidated and messy Genyue Imperial Garden, which is like a demolition site, there is only one intact courtyard left. Wang Qiu is listening to Guo Jing's talk about the terms of the peace talks with the envoys of the Jin Army, and he is quite mocking, "... such a harsh condition , there are actually people in the Great Song Dynasty who support the compromise?"

"... Geng Nanzhong, the leader of the peace faction, has incited a large number of courtiers to exert pressure on the emperor and the main war faction, demanding that the court accept the peace treaty. The attitudes of the citizens of Bianliang are also very contradictory. On the one hand, they want to avenge the Jin people, and on the other On the one hand, I hope that the war will end soon..."

Guo Jing sighed and explained to Wang Qiu, "...Although He Su and others from the main combat faction are still persisting, they are almost unable to hold on."

"... Sue! Sue! How many times has this been torn up by the Jin people? How come the scholar-bureaucrats in the Song Dynasty still don't have a long memory?"

Listening to Guo Jing's description of the embarrassing behavior of the officials of the Song Dynasty, Wang Qiu really felt that this bunch of trash was hopeless.

"...How should I put it? Judging from the psychological quality of the monarchs and ministers of the Northern Song Dynasty, it is usually better to have one thing more than one thing less. It is true that they really don't know anything about the golden man's jackal nature and believe that the Jurchens will abide by the peace agreement." I look down on them too much. Rather than saying that they are ignorant and pedantic, it is better to say that they are timid and fearful. They have already been scared by those neighbors in the north. I would rather lie to myself and believe that wolves will not eat rabbits, and I don’t have the courage to fight.”

Guo Jing shrugged his shoulders and said disdainfully, "...On the contrary, they are more active in dealing with the generals of the main combat faction!"

——Over the past hundred years or so, the scholar-bureaucrats of the Song Dynasty have been used to living a comfortable and peaceful life, paying “protection fees” to the powerful enemies in the north, and they really don’t want to fight, let alone win or lose—to put it bluntly , in this dynasty of cowards, the most lacking thing is courage...

Therefore, after the Jin army came to envoy, the main peace factions in the court wrote letters one after another, asking the emperor to negotiate peace with the Jin army as soon as possible to end the current battle.

While the officials of the main battle faction spoke harshly and blamed them for righteousness, they could not help being a little bit stern and timid.

——After fighting for more than a year, the national treasury has long been completely empty.The most elite Western Army of the Song Dynasty has completely disappeared from the world, and the second-class Hebei Imperial Army and the Imperial Army of the Beijing Division have almost been wiped out, leaving only the troops in Bianliang City.The number of forbidden troops in the south of the Yangtze River is scarce, and their combat effectiveness is so weak that it can be called a joke.The regular armed forces of the entire country were almost completely lost, and only some township soldiers, militias and rebels were left to resist the Jin soldiers.

Therefore, in the eyes of court scholars and bureaucrats, even if they wanted to fight, Da Song would not have the capital to continue fighting.

The current Great Song court, within a thousand miles of the capital, has no longer a decent army to mobilize. Even the strategically important Xijing Luoyang has been defeated by the Jin army led by Wanyan Loushi , thus blocking possible reinforcements from the Kansai area, and turning the entire Central Plains into a racecourse for Jurchen cavalry... What should we do if we don't kneel down to ask for peace and sign an alliance under the city?
——The monarchs and ministers of the Song Dynasty, who were frightened out of their courage, never seemed to have thought of mobilizing the masses and using protracted wars to drag down the golden people.

"...Professor Guo, from our point of view, no matter what, we must never let this peace agreement be reached!"

Wang Qiu looked at the "Book of Time Traveling" in his hand, and said to Guo Jing very seriously, "...First of all, we must greatly change history in order to obtain enough reward points to allow you to leave this world. And the Jin army is the goal of scoring points - so they must not be allowed to retreat safely like in history, but must do everything possible to kill them! Especially the leaders such as Wanyan Zonghan and Wanyan Zongwang are the targets of killing ...According to estimates, each of them should have reward points ranging from [-] to [-] points, we must not let it go easily.

Secondly, you should know better than us the virtues of the scholar-bureaucrats in the Song Dynasty—they certainly didn’t have the courage to fight the enemy to the death; but the death level of crossing rivers and demolishing bridges, dismantling mills and killing donkeys, and self-destructing pillars, is one by one. high.Now that the Jin army is besieging the city and the country is about to fall, the imperial court will temporarily rely on you. If a peace agreement is reached and the Jin army retreats... Do you believe that your end will be worse than Yue Fei? "

——In the Song Dynasty, which despised martial arts, generals never had a good end. Of course, they would be severely punished if they lost a battle, but they would also be framed if they won a battle.

Throughout the history of the Song Dynasty, there have been extremely fierce civil and military disputes. Civil servants and scholar-bureaucrats have been in an overwhelming advantage for a long time, and in order to maintain this overwhelming advantage, they never hesitated at any cost.For example, in times of war, power will automatically tilt to generals.In this way, in order to maintain the absolute voice of civil servants in the court, the so-called surrender faction and the main combat faction will often unite together to attack generals by any means. Collaborating with the enemy has no regard for the life and death of the country.

The literati and bureaucrats in the Song Dynasty almost naturally hated war, not because they loved peace, but because war would inevitably lead to the rise of the status of warriors and affect their absolute right to speak.For this reason, once foreign enemies invaded, the first reaction of the scholar-officials in the Song Dynasty was to calm down and spend money to buy peace. They would rather humbly send beautiful women and money to the invaders than allow their own warriors to become big.Unless the enemy lion opened his mouth and really couldn't agree on the terms, these scholar-bureaucrats would bite the bullet and fight a battle-usually speaking, most of them would lose.

Even until the final Battle of Yashan, when the Southern Song Dynasty was overthrown, those civil servants and scholar-bureaucrats still did not forget their job of suppressing warriors, and kept interfering with and destroying the command and operations of military generals, which finally led to the tragedy of hundreds of thousands of Song people jumping into the sea and committing suicide. .

As far as the moment is concerned, although Guo Jing, the "true protector of the country", seems to be detached from both civil and military disciplines, no matter whether it is from his origin in the Forbidden Army or the thousands of "Liujia Divine Soldiers" he has just formed Let Guo Jing be classified as a first-class military general by the court scholar-bureaucrats, and he is an object to beware of and suppress. Right now, he has no choice but to borrow weight and praise.

"...I know all of this, but what should I do? Take the 770 seven 'Liujia Divine Soldiers' out of the city to kill the enemy?"

Guo Jing smiled helplessly, "...those guys who put together indiscriminately... I'm afraid they can't even last a round!"

"...don't worry about this. Since we have the means to turn the emperor of the Song Dynasty into a superman, we also have a way to make your 'Liujia Shenbing' defeat the Jurchen iron cavalry..." Wang Qiu replied, patting his chest, "...in order to achieve this One goal, on the one hand, to make your gang of mobs more capable of fighting; on the other hand, to weaken the combat effectiveness of the Golden Army as much as possible... Obviously, these two efforts are inseparable from Mr. Doraemon. props."

As Wang Qiu said this, he took a thing that looked like a bird's beak from Doraemon's hand, "...this is the [Mouth That Comes True]. Every lie you tell after wearing it can come true. I It is planned to use it to make the leader of the Yanyun Han army outside the city, the traitor Guo Yaoshi who led the way for the Jin soldiers, to lead his troops to defect today or tomorrow, and return to the Song Dynasty again—unfortunately, there are limited terms in this item, and people cannot go directly die, otherwise we can let the commander-in-chief of the Jin army commit suicide collectively. Of course, Guo Yaoshi's hasty and reckless rebellion is basically impossible to succeed, but at least it can add some obstacles to the Jin soldiers. Then, Doraemon also We got a few [Earthquake Catfish] to make an earthquake break out in the Jinjun camp... Next, we also prepared a series of prank props such as [Scare Missile], [Female Ghost Suit], in short, just to make trouble The Jin soldiers are restless day and night, and have no intention of attacking the city..."

After introducing the "all-round strike package" prepared for the enemy, Wang Qiu talked about what he hoped Guo Jing would do.

"...Professor Guo, your task is to strengthen the emperor's determination to fight in the court - no matter what, you can't let this humiliating peace agreement be reached, but let him nod and support you to fight with Jin Bing Say it again!"

"...But my 'Liujia Shenbing' are really vulnerable!" Guo Jing said worriedly.

"...Don't worry, we didn't intend to use your mob."

Wang Qiu replied with a smile, and at the same time dragged out Nobi Nobita, who was still reading manga, "...as long as Nobi Nobita comes out, 15 gold soldiers are nothing more than chickens and dogs—he led a group of elementary school students to win the battle." A super fierce man who has fought several space wars and conquered many planets!"

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It was snowing heavily outside the hall, and the charcoal fire was raging inside the hall.

Elegant sandalwood floats from the bronze furnace, adding a noble and elegant atmosphere to the hall.

Today's Great Song Dynasty Hall is still the same as usual, full of hustle and bustle, but it is a little more weird and funny.

——Looking at the superman emperor in tights wearing red underwear on the throne, Guo Jing couldn't help but have the urge to laugh.

In fact, regarding His Majesty's strange attire, the court sergeant and bureaucrats were not without complaints - to be exact, they should have been furious: "Your Majesty is an example for all people, how can you be so disrespectful?" "Please kill this evil monster Dao, to rectify the atmosphere of the court!"

All of a sudden, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty seemed to have become the most staunch atheists, demanding the emperor to destroy the [Superman Suit] as soon as possible.

However, although Song Qinzong Zhao Huan has always been cowardly, when it comes to the issue of "getting the Tao and becoming a fairy", he is stubborn and unreasonable. It is understandable when you think about it. An Xiang lived a long life, but suddenly a group of old-fashioned Confucian scholars appeared, scolding you in every possible way, making you picky and alarmist, forcing you to dissipate all your strength and let them manipulate you... What would you think?
——Definitely not even doing it!
Although the scholar-officials in the Song Dynasty were defiant and rebellious, they were not so arrogant that they would kill the king if they disagreed.

As a result, the entire imperial court put aside the military affairs of defending the city and defending against the enemy, and launched a vigorous debate on the emperor's clothing... In the end, dozens of courtiers stopped working and hundreds of courtiers were reprimanded. Only temporarily came to an end with the emperor's victory.

In short, under the disdainful and disdainful eyes of all his officials, the emperor can finally wear this "immoral" superman suit all day long.

Now, a new round of controversy and turmoil broke out in the imperial court regarding the terms of the peace talks proposed by the envoy of the Jin Army.

"...Your Majesty, now our court has been defeated one after another, and the situation has collapsed to the extreme. Even the foundation of the country has been shaken. Only by negotiating can there be a way out, and only by negotiating can the country be preserved! Please bear with the momentary humiliation and send a tribute to the Jin Army. Let’s pray for peace! As long as we spend five or six years of self-cultivation in the future, when we recover a bit of vitality, it will not be too late for the Northern Expedition!”

"...Your Majesty, the Jin army is like tigers and wolves. The Great Song Dynasty is in danger. We can no longer fight. If we continue to fight, the country will be subjugated. If we continue to fight, the country and society will be difficult to preserve. For the sake of the great Song Dynasty, for the great Song Dynasty, and for the people of Liming, Make peace!"

"... Your Majesty, please be patient for now! For the sake of the common people, for the common people, let's make peace!"

"...Your Majesty, don't fall into the villain's tricks, start a war without authorization, provoke a powerful enemy rashly, and bring the disaster of subjugation to the Song Dynasty... Please depose He Su, Zhang Shuye, Guo Jing and other treacherous ministers, and An Jinjun The heart of the commander..."

"...The world has been in chaos for several years, regardless of the winners and losers, the power of the warriors has grown day by day, and this is the beginning of chaos!
The Jin army entered the bandits, but only plundered some people and property; if the warriors were to become big, the Great Song Dynasty would be in danger of overthrowing!Please Your Majesty must make up his mind to quickly quell the war and bring order out of chaos.We must not ruin the national policy of the past emperors to rule the world with literature and martial arts and to rule the world with scholars and bureaucrats..."

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Standing at the end of the court deliberation team, watching the rhetoric of those peacemakers with cold eyes, Guo Jing felt very disappointed.

If it is said that these peacemakers are all treacherous officials, corrupt officials, and bastards, he will also admit it.But in fact, among these peace ministers, there is no shortage of romantic and suave poets, no lack of upright ministers known for their reputation, and no lack of prestigious veterans.Their character, integrity, integrity, and strength of character were all praised by the world, but at this moment they chose to bow their knees and sue for peace without hesitation.

Hey, every time more dogs are slaughtered in righteousness, they are all scholars in their hearts.Literati are really unreliable, even the so-called famous ministers and celebrities are nothing more than that!The poor people know that when the robbers come to their door, they have to fight desperately to protect their wives and children, kill one to earn money, and kill two to earn one; The wife seeks to live, and she plausibly calls it a good name: "Taste your guts by lying on your salary?" !

Come on, King Goujian of Yue took his wife and a group of doctors of the Yue Kingdom to the palace of King Wu and served as slaves for three years before he tried his best to take revenge. Pampered and respected, the scholar-bureaucrat who is standing and talking without back pain at the moment is mentally prepared to go to the icy and snowy northern grasslands to herd horses and farm for the Jin people, and buy for the Jin Dynasty Emperor Wu Qi by the way, lick his ass and taste the excrement? (At this time, Jin Taizu Wanyan Aguda was dead, and Jin Taizong Wanyan Wu Qimai was in power)

Of course, if the shame of Jingkang happened as it did in history, then these dignitaries and dignitaries would be taken captive by the Jin army and go north, not to mention being slaves and tasting dung to the Jin people, and even enjoying the more serious exotic treatment...

——According to unreliable gossip, some relatively backward Jurchen tribes still maintain the traditional custom of cannibalism and ancestor worship... I don’t know that these gentle scholar-bureaucrats are tied to the fire and roasted sizzling What kind of dress will it be?
Hey, who told them to monopolize power and suppress military officials even if the country perished?

As for the people of Li, just let the Jin army burn, kill and loot! !
What's even more frightening is that these soft-boned shameless civil servants do not have the guts to resist the Jin soldiers, but they try their best to attack and annihilate those who advocate resistance, as if their hatred is as deep as the sea, and they can't wait to eat their flesh and lay their skins on them - just like a slave tamed by a slave owner. A slave, when he saw another thin slave trying to get rid of his shackles, his first reaction was not to try to get rid of his shackles, but to feel that he should despise and knock down these guys who resisted his master...

It can be seen from this that if it is said that domineering warriors intervene in politics, it is the beginning of chaos in the country.So the shameless literati monopolizing the regime is the source of the country's destruction!

Listening to the absurd rhetoric of the gang leaders and factions who confuse black and white, Guo Jing thought for a moment that his face was livid, and he really had the urge to pull out his submachine gun and rush at this group of peacemakers—let’s negotiate a peace, surrender and surrender Well, he can still speak in such a high-sounding, impassioned, and righteous way... Chairman Mao is indeed right. If one's heart grows out of focus, this literati will definitely become more reactionary the more knowledge he has!