Great time travel

Chapter 42, Doraemon's Plague Company
All in all, for those church troublemakers who overreached themselves, and the unexpected disruptive behavior behind the "angels", you traveler can only use a high-end atmosphere, low-key luxury with connotation, gentle and tasteful words to express My own thoughts: Fuck! ! ! !

That's right, it's just this vocabulary that not only concentrates the essence of a hundred schools of thought, but also captures the aura of the sun and the moon, and avoids the crab claws of harmony.

——As the saying goes, if you don’t die, you won’t die, but you are so determined to jump out to die, how can we spare you?

Could it be that you really think that we "angels" are the reincarnation of Jesus, and if you slapped the left cheek, you want to send the right cheek to you?If you really have such an idea, how about changing it and letting us beat you up?Of course, I'm afraid I can't guarantee that I won't kill you...

Fortunately, a person's nature is difficult to be distorted.Although under the long-term persecution of huge loan sharks, Doraemon, who was once kind and innocent, has lost a lot of integrity, and has gradually become a little bit evil and selfish in thinking, but his behavior and three views will not be broken for a while. .

Even if he was so angry that he wanted to set up the "Tinker Bell Plague Company" before, let those ungrateful bastards who were cured of the disease experience the fear of the Black Death again.But in the end, the infectious virus created by Doraemon is actually the equivalent of a prank.

——From the next day, a kind of influenza with horrible symptoms on the surface and highly contagious, but not fatal, began to break out in Rome and Avignon on a large scale. Patients developed high fever, dizziness, What's more, it's different from common flu, there will be patches of terrible dark spots under the patient's skin...Of course, although it looks like the bubonic plague, it's still common flu, and it only takes a week to heal if left alone. get well.

After all, although the lower limit of the morality of the traversers is a bit low, none of them is a murderous maniac, and it is pure brain twitching to get into the Tao.

The problem is that the medieval Europeans who contracted the disease didn’t know this, and they had just struggled out of the catastrophe of the Black Death, and they had already become frightened birds. One by one was horrified, and some were even frightened to the point of insanity—the cruelest thing in this world is not to put people to death with open flames, but to save people from despair first and give them enough Light and hope, and then crush all these things, and kick people back into the darkness of despair!

At the same time, above the two cities, the upright and awe-inspiring "sacred voice" of the "angels" began to echo out of thin air, sternly rebuking you "stupid mortals" who forgot the pain as soon as their scars healed, not only forgot the Lord's Mercy and grace, even dare to question the will of God.

In addition, there are countless beautifully crafted leaflets, which have been distributed in the streets and alleys. The main content is love and responsibility in a high style, emphasizing unity and dedication, and at the same time justifying the previous actions of the angels who collected huge sums of money. First of all, The property that every Christian dedicates to the church is originally dedicated to God.Since the clergy of the Catholic Church regard themselves as servants of the Lord, they should not steal from their masters, let alone take them for granted, and even bark at their masters like mad dogs... Anyone who dares to blaspheme like this is the most evil Heretics!
Secondly, regarding the property left by the people who died in the plague, since every Christian is a lamb of the Lord, all the wealth that lost its owner should belong to God and should be distributed uniformly by God's messengers.This is also the minimum trust in God and angels!
Next, he condemned the laziness and laziness of the people, rebuked them for refusing to try to save themselves, and only knew how to pray to the gods, wanting to use the gods like cattle or slaves-the angels sternly warned that such an idea itself is blasphemy. God, the soul will go to hell to be punished after death!

This proclamation was drafted by Guo Jing, a professor of Marxist philosophy who often needs to write papers, and was revised and polished by the great writer Boccaccio to make it more in line with the writing habits of medieval Europe, adding the holy aura of "angel", Immediately played a deafening publicity effect:

"...You poor people who lack love in your hearts! Stupid, greedy and selfish dark thoughts have almost destroyed your world a few months ago, and now most of Europa is still covered in plague and death Under the gloom of God, you, the lucky ones who were the first to bathe in the glory of God and get rid of the threat of the plague, do not cherish God's generous salvation so much! How shameful and blasphemous this is!
Not long ago, our country just experienced a great miracle that has never been seen since the ascension of Christ Jesus. God sent angels to save your lives from the plague!Faced with such an exciting glory and gift, many lazy and selfish people take it for granted, not only do not have enough gratitude and respect, but even complain that the angels came too late and asked too much of you. many!Oh, God!Could it be that you mortals think that you are more noble than God, and think that you can command the messengers of the Lord as you want, and let the angels serve you like slaves?If you really think so, merciful Lord!Why hasn't he struck you blasphemers with thunder? !

Those who wear the cloak of a priest but spread rumors and blasphemy are all guys sent by the devil to disturb people's hearts, and want to push the world back into the abyss of plague and death... However, some people believe the despicable instigation of the devil, Because their beliefs have long been tainted!Don't forget, fools, the Lord can give you anything, but he can take it back at any time!If you don’t know how to love yourself anymore and continue to disappoint God and let the Lord think that you are not worth saving, then wait for the angels to leave in anger, and the plague will devour the world again! "

It is said that as punishment for the ungrateful actions of mortals, the "angels" threatened to let go of their hands from now on, allowing this dawning world to be swallowed up by the dark plague again, and the horrified people immediately woke up and recalled once more The despair of being dominated by the plague, and the fear of not being able to find a way to survive—although there are still some die-hard priests with rebellious bones on the back of their heads, they are still insisting on talking hoarsely, inciting people's hostility towards angels , claiming that the plague is God’s scourge, and that angels descending to the earth to cure diseases is against God’s will, so these angels are actually fallen angels or the transformation of the devil. Any true Christian should not be afraid of death, and these "false angels" Fight to the end.

But in the face of the fear of death, their incoherent and feeble rhetoric is meaningless at all-these guys who jumped out to die were quickly arrested by people spontaneously, and then they were all tied to the stake and burned to death. Express your devotion, repentance and atonement to the angels...

Obviously, the "angels" are quite satisfied with their confession and nomination certificates - a few days later, those who seemed to have suffered from the Black Death began to recover one after another, and the people cheered loudly, Weeping with gratitude, I kept praising the generosity and kindness of the angels.

All in all, some greedy and deadly people just caused a little storm in the rear, and were defeated by the "angels"'s civil and military battles, and quite a few of them were even thrown away in the midst of exposing each other. killed.And His Majesty the Pope had no choice but to put away those little thoughts, and from then on he obediently obeyed his orders, helping the angels save the world and raise funds, and never dared to talk nonsense and do any small tricks again.

In addition, Wang Qiu also found a slightly unexpected harvest in his "Book of Time Traveling":

"...Successfully spread the artificially synthesized plague-like influenza (pseudo-Black Death) virus in Europe in the Middle Ages, and obtained 1000 reward points..."

As a result, Wang Qiu's eyes lit up in an instant, his mind was wide open, and he began to seriously consider the possibility of changing the historical course of this world with various strange diseases by starting a plague company, so as to try to earn points from the main god system. sex:
"...Hey! Doraemon, can your machine synthesize any more interesting viruses and germs? For example, make infected women enter a strong estrus state, or turn little loli into a cat-eared girl 'good' germs?" - he suggested at a private gathering.

"...Your previous idea may still be possible. The virus can regulate the estrus state of humans by stimulating human cells to secrete aphrodisiac hormones. As for the latter thing, how can it be done with infectious diseases? Get it? Viruses or germs can only grow a few tumors on people's heads at most! If you want cat ears, you must at least have a transplant operation!"

Doraemon rolled his eyes and replied, "...Of course, if you really just want to turn little loli into a cat-eared girl, it's actually very simple - just write a The cat-eared lady transformation spell can turn any woman into a cat-eared lady at will."

"...[Encyclopedia of Magic]? Hey, Doraemon, if that happens, it will become a magic curse, not an infectious disease!"

Wang Qiu sighed and scratched his hair, "...Hey, let's get out the former pathogen first! Both for men and women..."

——Shortly after, on the land of Europe that had become empty due to the ravages of the Black Death, two "interesting" infectious diseases called the idiot's disease and the idiot's disease quickly appeared, collectively referred to as "" rape ♂♀ get sick".As a result, the fertility rate of European countries has been greatly increased, and the restorative growth of the European population has been guaranteed, but it has also triggered a general collapse of social morality, and led to a further surge in illegitimate children...

On Wang Qiu's "Book of Time Traveling", another 1000 reward points were added, which was one step closer to the end of the mission.

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The twilight of the setting sun fell on the high marble walls striped in white, green and pink, and the dark green shutters and balconies stood out against these brightly colored walls.Looking up to the distance, you can see the unique church dome, crimson roof tiles and eaves, which add a touch of golden light in the setting sun; there is also a unique square bell tower towering high, and the "clang" is heard in the wind. clang" bell.

Looking down from mid-air, although most of the shops are still closed, there are some people wandering around on the street, and occasionally you can see soldiers with bows and arrows and swords, wearing crimson military uniforms, Patrol and maintain order among streets and alleys.

——About half a month after the "angel" descended on Florence, the city that was once swallowed by death has regained some vitality.A new municipal council has been elected, the courts and the government have begun to operate, and even country people from the nearby fields have poured into the city, looking at the "miracle" that has never happened in a thousand years, and hymns praising angels and God are endless on the streets all day long. Absolutely, it brought a trace of deformed prosperity to the city.

However, the fundraising matters that you "false angels" are most concerned about, still failed to find a satisfactory amount for Doraemon.

"... 22 billion yen... That's roughly equivalent to 22 florin gold coins... Is that the only wealth that Florence can squeeze out?" Finally calculated the accumulated numbers on the ledger, Doraemon A Meng muttered with some dissatisfaction.

"...No way, the Republic of Florence in the [-]th century only got rid of the Pope's rule for less than a century. Whether it is finance, trade or handicrafts, it is far from the most prosperous peak in history. The accumulated wealth is naturally relatively limited, and even more What's more, the loss of wealth caused by the Black Death to this city is quite severe - more than two-thirds of the rich people in the city don't know where to hide right now!"

Flipping through a history book brought over from the modern world, Professor Guo explained to everyone, "...the future well-known overlord of the medieval banking world, who ruled Florence and led the Renaissance Medici family, its first Salvestro Medici, the founder of the famous history, is still only a 17-year-old boy. The Medici Bank is only an ordinary medium-sized bank. The last time they sent [-] Buddhas The enshrinement of Luo Lin gold coins was gathered by all the rich people and bankers who stayed in the city, and tried their best to get it together."

"...In other words, there is really only this oil and water left in the city of Florence, and no matter how much you search, you won't find much. It will also ruin your reputation."

Wang Qiu also pondered and touched his chin, "...But what about Doraemon's remaining debts? Considering the interest that is increasing every month, we have to use the fastest way in the rest of northern Italy Find a way to squeeze out almost 100 billion yen! Can this be done?"

"...I think there should be no problem. As long as we catch the Venetians asking for money, we can solve most of this debt! These Venetian merchants who are doing business with swords are very rich at the moment. Since we are here Florence can raise 22 florins, so at least 80 ducats can be raised in Venice (the florin gold coins minted in Florence are basically equivalent to the ducat gold coins minted in Venice)!"

Professor Guo raised a small wooden stick, pointed to the top of the map of Italy hanging on the wall, and said confidently, "...In fact, according to the news just reported by the city guards, the special envoy of the Republic of Venice has already traveled in a carriage. We have rushed to the outside of Florence, and we will come to meet with us soon... While there is still some time, let's discuss how to cut the meat from this fattest fat sheep..."