Great time travel

Chapter 32 The Death of Robinson Robinson

Today is really the biggest disaster day in my life!
Be blond and flat-chested Caroline.Miss Channing also followed in the footsteps of her black-haired **** girlfriend Max who lived with her. When the bearded savage seemed to be dug out of the garbage dump, she couldn't help it. thought so desperately.

——First he was thrown into the sea and almost drowned, then he was forced to drop his wet clothes and swim naked, and finally got ashore, only to find that his friend Max was being raped by a bearded homeless man, and then tried to He failed to rescue his friend, but set himself up instead.

Although Miss Caroline didn't try her best to resist, and even took advantage of the other party's negligence, she almost succeeded in giving Robinson a slap in the head... However, as a weak girl who is used to modern urban life, She also exhausted her strength due to the long sea drifting. In the real hand-to-hand combat, Miss Caroline was no match for a barbarian muscular man like Robinson, and soon became a prisoner of the opponent.

When she was finally pushed down on the beach, Caroline had to be thankful that she just had a bad cold recently, her nose was so congested, and her sense of smell was so dull that she couldn't even smell a little smell, otherwise she would definitely be caught by this The mobile garbage dump that hadn't showered for an unknown period of time fainted from the fumes.But the indescribable disgust still made Miss Caroline feel as if she was in the Nine Hells—it felt like being fucked by the little stallion raised by the family was better than being fucked by this filthy barbarian How about stronger?

Correspondingly, the catastrophe of the two ladies is the unprecedented welfare of Robinson Robinson, a savage on a desert island.

So, at this moment, Robinson's heart is full of infinite gratitude to God.

Oh, God!When I was just living on a deserted island and thought I was going to starve to death, it was you who blessed me to overcome all difficulties and cut through the thorns to build a new home.When at last I created an estate on this desert island, and was wondering to whom it should go, you sent me women—not one, but two!She is still a top beauty who is not easy to marry even in England!
oh!In order to repay your gift, I will definitely breed a large group of children, so that they will believe in you more devoutly!

——This is the typical thinking of European and American colonists in the age of great voyages. No matter how many benefits they get, they will only thank God...

In short, he was laughing triumphantly, while kneading the blond-haired lady in front of him crazily, as rude and hard as kneading dough. He hesitated and stabbed in hard!This inconsiderate woman's rude behavior immediately aroused a hysterical scream from Miss Caroline, but it did not arouse Robinson's pity at all, let alone make him stop this atrocity, but made Robinson Binxun stabbed and killed her even more crazily, tossing her to death!

However, as the saying goes, "disasters come with blessings, and blessings come with misfortunes."Just when Robinson was full of satisfaction, the disaster that belonged to him had quietly come.

——In the past few days, due to the footprints that I don’t know who belonged to found on the beach, Robinson has been suspicious and in a trance. Yes, because of this, my body suddenly became weaker, but I just held on and didn't fall down.

As a result, today, Robinson's nerves that have been tense for several days have not had time to relax for a moment. He is shocked and happy at first, and has a fierce "humoral exchange" with two women one after another... ... Rao, his body, which was once as strong as a cow, is gradually becoming unbearable due to lack of maintenance, disordered diet and dormancy, violent emotional changes and severe physical exertion.

——Don’t forget that Robinson Robinson was already a 42-year-old middle-aged uncle at this time, and he had gone through hardships on a deserted island far away from civilized society.At that time, the average life expectancy of the British seemed to be only in their 30s...

As a result, just as Robinson was hugging Caroline, a beautiful blonde girl, and wantonly attacking him, his face suddenly changed, and then there was a rattling in his throat, foaming at the mouth, and the "little brother" in his lower body leaked out , withdrew from Caroline's body, and then the whole person fell down stiffly, falling heavily on the beach, splashing a cloud of dust, and then there was no movement except for a slight convulsion, the face His expression was terrifyingly ferocious.

——It's no wonder that the experience of this day, for him, was filled with great joy and sorrow, ups and downs, and it can be described as wonderful as hell...

And Miss Caroline also felt that the thug who violated her suddenly stopped moving for some reason, and there was no further movement for a long time.So, ignoring the burning pain between her legs, she struggled to stand up and looked up, only to find that dirty barbarian lying on the beach with a distorted face, blowing one blow after another. The turbid liquid is jetting out from his lower body, it was turbid white at first, and then the bright red blood was gurgling——the white one shot and then the red one... Among the "horse wind" cases throughout the ages, it is probably considered a classic Sample it.

"...Oh! God help, let this scum-headed slob go crazy..."

Caroline gritted her teeth and cursed, and wanted to go over to see if this guy was dead, but she felt that her limbs were all sore and limp, and there were bursts of burning pain between her legs, which made her unable to even move. It was extremely difficult, let alone standing up.

So, she could only lie on the spot weakly, swearing with every conceivable slang... until she remembered the next question:
"...Wait, what exactly is this place? What kind of plot did we travel through this time?"

However, within a short period of time, the only answers to her were the chirping of seagulls and the crashing of waves lapping on the beach...

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On the other hand, after sweeping Robinson's seaside cave, six people including Haruhi Suzumiya, Qiu Wang, Doraemon, Ma Tong, Kazuki Koizumi and Yuki Nagato also left the coast and went deep into the interior of the island to start Expeditions to search for lost companions and to find Comrade Robinson.

Well, originally, they could use [Bamboo Dragonfly] to overlook the entire island in the air, and even use the unmanned reconnaissance aircraft directly at the landing site.But because the head of Haruhi Suzumiya, who is full of energy, insisted on surveying the whole island from the ground, the others had to sacrifice their lives to accompany Junzi, struggling to climb in the dense jungle, pushing aside the thorny bushes, and cutting off the entangled trees. The vines, with a dense canopy covering the sky and the sun, make the front dark from time to time, and only rely on the searchlights on the foreheads of everyone's expedition hats to illuminate the direction.Rough tree roots clung to their ankles, protruding stones bumped their calves, and their tired toes were bruised... Even if the insect repellent ointment was applied to the arms and legs in advance, it could not completely prevent insect bites The blood-sucking with leeches, such a difficult and boring journey, made everyone soon become depressed and full of resentment.

——In the final analysis, this so-called expedition is actually nothing more than mountain climbing.What's more, it's not a famous mountain with beautiful scenery, just a nameless small dirt mountain on an uninhabited island, and there are not even beasts and savages to add excitement to the travelers...

Therefore, before persisting for an hour, Suzumiya Haruhi quickly lost enthusiasm and agreed to use [Bamboo Dragonfly] to hurry.

As for the indifferent Doraemon, the panting Ma Tong-senpai, the wryly smiling Koizumi Kazuki and Wang Qiu, and the expressionless Nagato Yuki, there is no such thing as "enthusiasm" in him from the beginning to the end. .Along the way, only Suzumiya Haruhi was jumping up and down like a wild rabbit, shouting "Be lively, young people!"... until she couldn't move anymore.

Um?You said that the members of the SOS regiment still don't know how to use [Bamboo Dragonfly], if you use it rashly without training, you may break your neck?

Hey, don't forget, Suzumiya Haruhi's ability is to make everything he wants, to make all the impossible possible!As long as she has such hope in her heart, let alone a children's toy like [Bamboo Dragonfly], even a nuclear submarine can be played by a group of high school students, okay?
Then, with the help of the magical prop [person-finding stick], they quickly flew to the Robinson farm in the valley in the middle of the island, and found the three of them, Asahina Mikuru, Nan Lixiang and Marikawa Shizuka, who were eating fruits leisurely. A **** girl, and classmate Ah Xu who had just been bandaged and cleaned by Nan Lixiang, but still smelled like sheep, and could only lie on the hay because of a broken leg.

"...Hahahaha! To be raped by a group of goats! It's shockingly perverted! Classmate Ah Xu! Goodjob!"

Suzumiya Haruhi gave Doraemon a thumbs up jokingly while instructing Doraemon to use the [Automatic Medical Box] to heal Ah Xu.

As for the complaining officer of the SOS group, Ah Xu, it seems that due to excessive blood loss & mental shock, he no longer even has the strength to complain.

At the same time, Wang Qiu was sitting under a luxuriant fruit tree, holding the "Book of Time Traveling" in a daze.

Because, he was blinded by the latest line of golden writing on the "Book of Time Traveling":

"...in the most creative and meaningful way, let Robinson die from wind, trigger the highest reward, and get 50000 reward points?!"

After rubbing his eyes several times in a row to confirm that he was not mistaken, Wang Qiu suddenly broke into cold sweat, profuse sweat, and waterfall sweat!
— Goodness!Everyone has been looking for Robinson for a long time, but he just died of horse wind?What kind of mind-blowing divine development is this?
Well, not to mention how unseemly this kind of aggrieved death by throwing the street into a big pit is for Robinson, a pioneering hero who fought against heaven and earth, and how worthy of complaints.For Wang Qiu, there is a more critical question: Who did Robinson rape before he died?

——Obviously, there are almost no female characters in the entire "Robinson Crusoe".Even the aboriginal boy "Friday" who didn't know if he played a guest role for Uncle Robinson, it should take several years to appear according to the original plot.

Therefore, according to the diary found in the cave by the sea, Mr. Robinson, who has been hungry and thirsty for 15 years, should only have the four female traversers whose whereabouts are unknown at this moment on the island.Well, it would be fine if it was Ms. Sophie from Ukraine who suffered the disaster. Anyway, she has been doing skin and meat business in the red light districts of various countries for 20 years, and it is estimated that there will be one or two bad customers.But if it's that delicate and cute little loli Sonia who looks like a doll, and if Haruhi Suzumiya catches her... the consequences will be unimaginable! ! !
So, after wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Wang Qiu immediately, without telling the overactive leader Haruhi Suzumiya, quietly found Ma Tong and Koizumi Kazuki, and informed them of the explosive news.Immediately after a brief discussion, a judgment was reached—in order to prevent Haruhi Suzumiya from suffering a more serious psychological shock, it is necessary to try to deal with this sudden situation without letting her know as much as possible...