Great time travel

Chapter No.17, The Real Runaway

The vast land has been covered with white snow, and the trees beside the road are only solitary bare poles. The biting cold wind blows from the north, passing through the desolate dead branches, like plucking the taut strings, sending out bursts of wind. Crisp.Although there is no snow, the weather in Hamburg in winter is still not clear, even a little gloomy, but the air is unexpectedly refreshing, every time it is inhaled into the lungs, it will refresh one's spirits... and then you can't help shivering twice.

Under normal circumstances, Sergeant Frank had already wrapped himself tightly with scarves and gloves, leaving only two eyes exposed, but at this moment, he had to wrap himself in a training uniform that was obviously not warm enough to leave. Buildings with heating facilities, stepping on the snow to blow cold wind.

"...It's all caused by those damn bastards!"

Sergeant Frank cursed in a low voice, exhaled softly, and a cloud of white mist condensed in the air.

If a World War II military fan sees Sergeant Frank and his subordinates at this moment, I am afraid that he will never be associated with the "German Army" in the traditional impression-digital camouflage uniforms, canvas combat boots, plate armor, Bailey Caps, wide-brimmed hats, or ballistic helmets with canvas camouflage covers, and some were even equipped with goggles.And there are all kinds of odds and ends hanging on the clothes, and one of them has a single-soldier radio station on his left shoulder... In short, it is a strong American imperial style, but it is almost impossible to find the Nazi German army in the past Mark of.

No way, from defeat to economic revival, Germany has gone through a bumpy road similar to Japan in half a century.Just as the Japanese Self-Defense Forces after World War II and the Imperial Japanese Army before the war are two completely different species.The reborn "German Bundeswehr" (German: Bundeswehr) after World War II has almost nothing to do with the former Nazi German army and the Prussian Junkers.

——Like Japan, Germany was completely disarmed at the beginning of the defeat, and the United Nations ordered Germany not to rebuild any armed forces.Although it was able to restore its armed forces with the help of the cold war, under the pressure of the Western world, the post-war Federal Republic of Germany was forced to legislate and destroy all symbols that could be associated with the Nazis, especially in the establishment, uniforms, and accessories of the Federal German Army. , and spared no effort to obliterate all traces of the Nazi German army.For example, the popular cocked hats of the Nazi German army were changed to berets or wide-brimmed hats as much as possible, and even the Nazi-style helmets were replaced with American-style ones.As for the Prussian Junkers... After the war, the entire East Prussia and half of West Prussia became the territory of Poland, and the remaining half of West Prussia also underwent socialist transformation under the red regime of East Germany, from a feudal manor The "Junker" born out of the Lord naturally ceased to exist long ago.

In this way, in the Bundeswehr after the war, from the traditional style to the uniforms of officers and soldiers to the personnel composition, except for the Iron Cross badge, there are basically no other traces of the Nazi German army, at most it is a camouflage pattern It's slightly similar.

——Like the Japanese Self-Defense Forces, the German army after the war was actually an American-style vassal force. The real iron-blooded warriors had already died in the smoke of World War II, leaving a group of butter soldiers... Otherwise, , How can the three big brothers of Britain, France and the United States feel at ease?
After the reunification of Germany and Germany in 1990, as the Cold War crisis disappeared, and the financial burden brought by the peaceful reunification of East Germany was overwhelming for the German government, the Bundeswehr, which had lost its imaginary enemy, ushered in another large-scale war of unprecedented scale. Disarmament - the former East German People's Army was disbanded, and the West German Defense Force first cut its staff from 49 to 37, and then cut all the way to more than 20 to save financial expenses.Many tanks, armored vehicles, ships and military installations were demolished and sealed.And a large number of military units and troop numbers have also entered the list of obsolete one after another.

Unfortunately, Sergeant Frank's unit of the Federal German Army seems to be on the list of being cut down soon according to the gossip.Seeing that there is no hope for development in the military world, and there is even the risk of losing their jobs, the whole army has started to use their brains - at the level of Sergeant Frank, it is natural that they cannot get in touch with some real dark inside stories. But I also vaguely know a bit of wind: the underground shelter next to the station, which had been sealed up, has been reopened recently. It seems that their respected commander, Colonel Sebastian, found a way, and I don’t know where to get it. He helped the Eastern European gangsters, and set up a private club there with a few cronies and subordinates. Every week, several high-end limousines would carry all kinds of high-ranking guests to come here to party quietly, and then spend a lot of time playing with guns and women. It is said that Among them are quite a few dignified socialites...

Of course, for this kind of "pleasure of the rich", the poor soldiers who have nothing to do with it have no other emotions except envy and drooling, and no fool thinks of reporting it—although in the The Eastern European woman who was making fun of herself in the underground club probably didn't come from a legitimate source, and probably got it from a human trafficker.But which of the Russian strippers who have popped up in the red light districts of Hamburg and Amsterdam in recent years is not like this?If you think about it, you will know that the shady behind this must be very deep. Anyway, it has nothing to do with you, so it's better to pretend you didn't see it.

What's more, even if the Iron Curtain has collapsed and the long Cold War has ended, the Germans have not forgotten the confrontation and hatred with Eastern European countries.

However, Sergeant Frank never imagined in his wildest dreams that the commander and his group of cronies would be so useless that even a group of Eastern European gangsters would not be able to see them!

Today is the last working day before the Christmas holiday, so the off-duty time in the army is extra early. Just as Sergeant Frank hummed a tune, he took off his military uniform and changed into his civilian clothes, and was about to drive home to enjoy the family reunion. Suddenly he heard a few sporadic gunshots from the underground shelter in the distance, and then there was a loud explosion... When he looked out of the window, the orange fire and billowing smoke were already in the air. In an instant, half of the sky was covered, and there were still a few battered guys yelling wildly while scrambling to escape from there.

Well?etc?Soldiers also have off-duty claims?That's right, in order to get rid of the lingering poison of Nazi militarism, the post-war Bundeswehr has always called itself "citizens in uniform". outside of society.Therefore, apart from a few main force elite troops, officers and soldiers of all levels of the Federal German Army also clock in and go to get off work every day, and close their doors on weekends to rest, just like ordinary employees.If soldiers are required to be on duty on weekends or holidays, overtime pay must be paid, otherwise soldiers have the right to strike and complain...

Closer to home, seeing this scene at first, Sergeant Frank thought it was some kind of accident, such as a gas pipe explosion.Unexpectedly, a moment later, their commander, Colonel Sebastian, ran to the door in panic, stopped the officers and soldiers who had not had time to go back from work, and then stammered, announcing that a group of "unidentified terrorists Elements" came to sneak attack and occupied the underground hideout next to the station!

After hearing this nonsense, all the German soldiers didn't say anything, but they were all slandering in their hearts: "...what 'unidentified terrorists'! They are obviously your favorite bastards who even **** I don’t even care about it, the foreign gangsters who kidnapped me snatched the weapons and made a mistake!”

Ordinarily, by now, according to Sergeant Frank's thinking, this leak has obviously not been covered up. In order to prevent the situation from getting worse, the police should be called as soon as possible.Unexpectedly, Colonel Sebastian's decision was very unique-he actually used public weapons for private use, and directly ordered the garrison to send troops to quell the chaos!
In this regard, the German soldiers who had not yet got off work were immediately in an uproar, and refused to obey in front of the commander: First of all, we are glorious national civil servants, and we are not obliged to do work other than the contract!Secondly, it is already off-duty time, but we are not getting overtime pay.In addition, the weather is too cold right now. As a soldier in a democratic and free country, I don't have the obligation to sacrifice my health and work for my commander...

——In the era of the German Empire, the tradition of soldiers' absolute obedience to their superiors was part of the "Prussian spirit", but in Germany after World War II, this was considered an extremely evil "crime against humanity".The Bundeswehr has been promoting "democracy in the barracks" since its establishment, so that each soldier has the ability to think independently... The result is that the army has no law to prohibit it at all, and everything must follow democratic procedures and market trading principles.

In the end, the battered commander had no choice but to promise each person a benefit fee of 100 marks, plus a generous promise to invite everyone to go to the red light district of Hamburg for free for three days, and gave everyone [-] marks before departure. Gathered more than [-] people, and rushed to the underground shelter "occupied by terrorists".And the remaining soldiers who refused to participate in the suppression are still begging for hush money from the commander...

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Then, because they thought they were doing a "wet job" with no sense of honor at all, and the usual training level was not very good, so the German soldiers walking on the mountain road surrounded by infantry fighting vehicles, They all looked loose and loose, looking very unqualified and lacking energy.

Anyway, in the eyes of Sergeant Frank and his colleagues, the enemies to be dealt with this time are just a group of Eastern European policemen struggling in despair. As long as a group of people are gathered together and rush up to sweep a few shuttles with guns in hand, Driving the only movable infantry fighting vehicle in the garrison to the door of the hideout to show it off is enough to scare them away from their guns and piss their pants... Of course, those rebels may also take a look at the situation No, they took the guns, ammunition and money they just seized, and even took hostages and fled.But so what?As long as people like myself regain the underground hideout, they are already worthy of Colonel Sebastian's five thousand marks. If there is still a search to be carried out, please hand it over to Mr. Police!
In fact, Wang Qiu, Doraemon and others on the other side also hold the idea that one thing is worse than one thing.

"...Although with our weapons and firepower, we shouldn't be able to defeat these German devils of the cosplay beauty emperor division, but this kind of unnecessary battle can be saved if possible! Doraemon, think about what to do Have you retreated?" Wang Qiu looked at the approaching German soldiers and infantry fighting vehicles, and looked at the "Book of Time Traveling" that has not received a single reward point so far, and said very lacking in fighting spirit.

"...Well, it may be a bit dangerous to use [Bamboo Dragonfly] directly. The opponent may have individual anti-aircraft missiles, and there are several people on our side who can't fly... If you escape from the ground, [Stone Hat] and [Invisibility Cloak 】The quantity seems not enough..."

Comrade Doraemon flipped through the four-dimensional pocket on his abdomen in distress, "...how about we go to the [clockwork submarine] to take refuge together like we did when we avoided the zombies last time? Well, this idea It should be good. Come here quickly, everyone!"

Doraemon then took out the [Wind-up Submarine] from his pocket, beckoned everyone to get into the cabin, broke out from the ground, and then hurried into the foyer of the massacre club, laying it down on the sofa The crazy woman talking nonsense picked her up and carried her outside.

At the same time, Nan Lixiang and Ju Chuan Shizuka also hugged the Romanian twins respectively, led the others to follow, and walked out from the hall.

However, Haruhi Suzumiya, who was already out of anger, was extremely dissatisfied with such a spineless strategic retreat.

"...Huh? Retreat? No! Facing these inhumane evil forces, the beast-eating demons! How can we envoys of justice retreat without fighting? Senior Wang Qiu, you are acting like a coward!" She Although he also walked out of the hideout, he pointed at Wang Qiu with one hand on his hip and roared angrily, "...Even if we don't belong to this era, we must distinguish between justice and evil in our minds! Since fate has made us see these appalling things The crime is for us to give justice to those weak victims! Don't you have the courage to fight? Senior Wang Qiu!"

"...That's right! Junior Wang Qiu, I'm really disappointed by your decision! Are you still a man?"

Senior sister Ma Tong, who was always afraid of chaos in the world, also waved her fists and delivered a passionate speech: "...School Wang Qiu, feel your own conscience! In the face of such a choice between justice and evil, do you choose to be the one?" A coward for a lifetime, still want to be a hero, even if only for a few minutes! What we need is more than courage, a revolutionary cry from the bottom of our hearts, just to wake up a few people..."

"...Oh, my God! How can I say this? Two young ladies, can you stop making trouble!"

Wang Qiu couldn't help but stretched out his hand and scratched his hair in distress, "...We didn't come here to play superheroes... Oops! Get down!"

He seemed to have seen something strange, and suddenly his face changed, and Ma Tong fell to the ground with a stride.The others turned their heads in confusion, and saw that the German infantry fighting vehicle at the bottom of the mountain suddenly stopped advancing, and then slowly raised the muzzle... followed by a flash of red light!
"Whoo-Boom!" "Whoo-Boom!" "Whoo-Boom!"

Accompanied by the shriek that tore through the air and the deafening explosion, the German infantry fighting vehicle a few hundred meters away fired four shells in succession.Although due to the distance and shooting range, none of the shells hit the underground massacre club with the door open, but by coincidence, all the traversers who had just walked outside and were about to board the [clockwork submarine] to retreat , I was completely disgraced!
When Wang Qiu rubbed his buzzing ears and got up from the gunpowder smoke again in a dazed state, he found that the "clockwork submarine" that was originally intended to break out had been blasted into a pile of scorched black Both Ah Xu and Koizumi Kazuki of the SOS regiment lay on the ground moaning while covering their wounds.The most unlucky Doraemon among the traversers was blown away by the blast, and "inserted" in a mound in an upside-down position, as if it was still smoking... and the one held by Doraemon The crazy woman who was dragged out had already been blown to the point of bleeding, her eyes were staring and she could not rest in peace.

In this mess, only Haruhi Suzumiya was unscathed, and stood in the middle of the courtyard with his hips akimbo, glaring at the slowly approaching German officers and soldiers... From afar, she looked like a tyrannical thunderbolt. Burning red-gold rage:

"...Hehehe! What a bunch of sinners who don't know how to live or die! Not only do they not know how to repent in front of our leader who represents justice, but they dare to act as a car with their arms, which is really a heinous crime! Hehehe, stupid evil people! Commander, cry! Shout! Then all die!"

In an instant, the sky and the earth changed color, and thunder and lightning flashed!
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PS: As for whether there are such atrocious heavy-duty movies in Europe and the United States, you can search for "August Underground".