Great time travel

Chapter 6, Memories of classmate Ah Xu
The monologue of a classmate Ah Xu, a "professional complainer":

First of all, I would like to introduce myself. I live in Nishinomiya City, Hyogo Prefecture. I am a high school student at North High School in the prefecture. I am currently underage.

To be honest, at what age did you start to disbelieve in the existence of Santa Claus, this kind of boring topic didn't hurt at all to me.However, when it comes to when I didn’t believe in the existence of the old man in red at Christmas, then I can say with certainty that I didn’t believe it at all from the beginning-I know that it appeared during the kindergarten Christmas celebration. Santa Claus is fake. Looking back at the memory, I can still remember that the kindergarten children around me looked at the principal and teacher who pretended to be Santa Claus with distrust.

However, even though I know that it is unrealistic that Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, I will still put stockings on the head of the bed like other children and write my wishes on the slips of paper inside.Although I also know that aliens, ghosts, monsters, superpowers, and the heroes who fight against evil organizations in special films and animations do not really exist in this world.But I still have such a vague hope: how boring is this world that operates under the established rules of physics.It would be great if there are people from the universe, people from the future, and people with superpowers existing in this world.Maybe one day I will meet them, discover a new world that is free from the mundane world, and even become one of them, possessing my own abilities, punishing evil and promoting good, happy to be kind to each other, what an exciting thing that would be !
I, who once embraced such a dream of the second-class style, when did I end this incredible fantasy?

Well, in short, under the pressure of reality and study, I chose common sense after all, and got used to the ordinaryness of this world unconsciously.

Alas, this dull world that runs smoothly under the laws of science has completely killed my childhood fantasies.

That being the case, when did I start to become interested in the magical things in those animations and feature films again?

It should be after being forced by Haruhi Suzumiya to join the "Suzumiya Haruhi group that makes the world more lively", referred to as the SOS group!

——The beautiful girl Haruhi Suzumiya seems to have no troubles, but her only trouble is: she feels that this world is too ordinary!

I don't know if Haruhi Suzumiya's brain is connected wrongly. The "extraordinary things" she thinks seem to be only supernatural things, and she has always been quite dissatisfied with the fact that she has never encountered even half a supernatural event.

However, everyone must know that future people, aliens, and people with superpowers are only found in fictional worlds.So, as long as Kasuga-san lives in this ordinary world, her troubles will continue.

Uh, it should be like this, but the facts make me unable to say, so I am quite troubled.Because I really met a group of so-called future people, aliens and superpowers.They had already gathered beside Haruhi Suzumiya, closely watching every move of this said to be omnipotent god, but they only kept her from knowing it.

I didn't expect that the reality that I always took for granted would suddenly collapse one day!

Being with such a group of strange people day and night, an ordinary person like me really feels a lot of pressure.

However, under the shock and curiosity, I also joined in half-heartedly, and participated in or held so-called "community activities" with Haruhi Suzumiya, the "great god", and lived a lively and noisy life with the colleagues of the SOS group. Life: sometimes enter the "locked space" to beat giants, sometimes wander around in parallel worlds, sometimes repeat the journey of life over and over again in the never-ending August, sometimes even wake up and become famous A proud girl with a single ponytail called "Kyoko"... More often than not, she is involved in all sorts of messy things at Kasuga's unreasonable demands... Although I feel very tired occasionally, but also It makes people feel very stimulating and fulfilling.

Through the descriptions of Nagato Yuki, Sanmu Niang, and Koizumi Kazuki, my friend, I know that in Japan, an incredible country, there are all kinds of people from the future, people from another world, aliens, superpowers, Demon kings, brave men, magicians, magical girls, monsters, angels, evil organizations, etc., have always been innumerable, and they are everywhere. The competition in the industry is unprecedentedly fierce, so that even the majestic devil kings are reduced to work in fast food restaurants, and a certain The alien who only looks like a rabbit and looks like a cat (Chubby) is busy all day fooling all kinds of cute girls to the point of committing suicide-well, I know for the first time in my life that those seemingly chic magic Behind the girl, there is such an unimaginable tragic fate!
Whoooo!Mom, this earth is so dangerous!I want to emigrate to Mars!
Fortunately, although there are a large number of these strange people, most of them are concentrated in Tokyo, Kyoto or some places of interest, and they are dismissive of rural places like Hyogo Prefecture, so that I have never seen them in my life... Alas, it turns out This world is not a serious and rigid existence, but a funny work, all science, logic and rationality are just floating clouds!Is it because I have too little experience?
To be honest, after learning that there are so many amazing guys on the earth, I was really worried that they would play the Earth Lord badly.But looking back and thinking about it carefully, with their great power, even if they accidentally broke Earth Lord, it should be easy to repair it!Since the world has shown no signs of destruction until now, it is better for ordinary people like me not to bother ourselves.

Then, a terrible thing happened!
After Suzumiya Haruhi experienced a mysterious adventure that neither I, Koizumi, or Asahina-senpai had ever participated in (Haruhi Suzumiya had only brought Nagato Yuki), she actually discovered the truth that has been concealed around her!Haruhi Suzumiya not only learned his true identity as a god, but also learned that Nagato Yuki is an alien, Koizumi Kazuki is a superpower, Asahina Mikuru is a future person, and behind each of them there is a huge organize……

When I received the above-mentioned bad news, I almost despaired of my life!

You know, although Haruhi Suzumiya is just a cute girl full of energy, she is actually a great existence who can easily destroy the world in a single rage!
Fortunately, after losing my temper, scaring the whole SOS group to kneel down and begging for mercy, and fined all my pocket money by the way, Haruhi Suzumiya did not create more doomsday disasters called "information explosion", but relatively calmly Accepting the facts... Next, she somehow mastered the manufacturing method of "closed space", often throwing us into various strange worlds full of strange colors, tortured to death.

Hey, Haruhi Suzumiya, are you mentally stimulated so much that you have awakened the attributes of a super S queen?

But we are not shaking M!
In addition, after learning of the existence of the "inner world" full of magic and fantasy, Haruhi Suzumiya forced Koizumi Kazuki and Nagato Yuki to act as guides all day long, leading the entire SOS group around Japan, Visit all kinds of "secret places", such as the wonderful shrine that enshrines the fox fairy, the fast food restaurant where the devil works part-time, the amusement park where all the employees are residents of the fantasy world...all of them are very confusing.

We even once witnessed a murder on a luxury cruise ship on the high seas with a young boy in a blue suit wearing glasses, a girl who is proficient in karate, and a very smelly uncle detective!It's not the acting on the island villa before, but the real murder!
However, just when I began to gradually feel that such an increasingly fantastic and stimulating life seemed good, disaster suddenly struck.

——That was a truly devastating and terrifying catastrophe!
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The beginning of this round of unprecedented catastrophe was on the morning of this Monday.

For some unknown reason on this day, Haruhi Suzumiya came to school a full hour late and was severely scolded by the teacher.According to her, the reason was that she encountered a series of traffic accidents on the way to school, from train derailment, fuel tank truck explosion, to car rear-end collisions on the highway, and even the overpass in the city was collapsed by a large truck. I don't know how the traffic police put the ten-wheel truck into the commercial area...

Just as we were eating bento lunches on the lawn in front of the teaching building, while listening to Suzumiya Haruhi dancing and describing her thrilling journey to school, there was another unscrupulous youth riding a rumbling motorbike from the open door. The school gate (just as there was a car about to go out in the school) rushed in and rushed straight at us!At that time, we were all stupid, sitting motionless on the lawn... But in the end, the runaway motorcycle did not run over us, but deflected at an angle at a critical moment, passing through a bush, Flying off the platform where the school is located, fell into a nearby kindergarten, crashed the children's slide, and sent this gangster to the hospital by the way...

If you think about it now, this is probably Haruhi Suzumiya's invincible supernatural power once again played a role!
What was even more strange was that when school was over that day, Yuki Nagato, who had always been taciturn, offered to stay at Haruhi Suzumiya's house for a few days.And Haruhi Suzumiya also happily agreed, saying that her parents just happened to go out of town, and living at home alone is very lonely, and she has long wanted to find a classmate to accompany her to relieve boredom... Well, it's none of my business anyway, So I didn't pay much attention.

Then, on Tuesday, Nishinomiya City had a record-breaking super heavy rainstorm, which not only caused serious flooding in the urban area, power outages in many areas, but also triggered large-scale mudslides and landslides that had not happened in a century, destroying more than 30 houses in one breath , but miraculously no one died—this mudslide almost passed by the house of Suzumiya Haruhi’s family, which made us feel even more wrong after learning the news.

However, since the school was closed on this day, I just spent a day at home bored and didn't get in touch with other people in time
On Wednesday, although the torrential rain in Nishinomiya City stopped, a series of accidents broke out again, ranging from poisonous gas leaks from chemical plants in the suburbs, explosions in gas pipelines in residential areas, large fires in traditional Japanese houses in Laokai Town, and even civil aviation accidents. The plane crashed and crashed over the city, and there were several in a row... All these disasters also happened near the home of Haruhi Suzumiya, but they were stopped by some unknown force.

So far, the city is in chaos, most of the shops are closed, and schools continue to be closed.After a phone call with Haruhi Suzumiya, I found Koizumi with some anxiety.But Koizumi smiled and said that there is absolutely no guy in this world who can hurt Haruhi Suzumiya... Of course, just in case, Koizumi finally contacted the people in his "organ" to investigate this series of accidents The truth behind it.

Then, something even crazier happened—on Thursday, a group of gangsters in Kansai suddenly gathered in the city to have a gang fight, and it was a big scene with thousands of younger brothers and hundreds of guns, as well as privately modified rocket launchers and Roadside bombs go into battle together!The scene was so hot and tragic that it was hard to imagine that it happened in a peaceful country like Japan!Even the helicopter sent by the TV station to grab the news was somehow shot down. The police were beaten to shame after several encirclement campaigns. In the end, the Self-Defense Forces had to drive tanks to clear the scene. It seemed that they almost asked for help from the US military stationed in Japan ... I heard from my father that even when the Aum♂ Shinrikyo was besieged and suppressed, they didn't go so crazy!

What's even crazier is that the house of Haruhi Suzumiya's family is actually located in the center of this battlefield. From the window of her bedroom, she can hear the sound of gunshots and see rockets whizzing over the roof. , and armored vehicles rumbling down the street with loudspeakers to persuade them to surrender.In addition, the houses in the neighborhood were turned into hornet's nests by bullets, and planes fell like meteors. In the end, even the Mars detector launched by the United States fell and fell on the road less than a street away from Suzumiya's house. ... But in this hail of bullets, only her house was miraculously unscathed, even the network cable and electricity were not broken, so that Haruhi Suzumiya could happily watch the lively real scene The shootout movie, while video chatting with me, Koizumi, and Asahina Mikuru on the computer, scared us enough.

Faced with such an incredible situation, even Koizumi felt something was wrong.But before we had time to discuss a countermeasure, a sudden earthquake hit the entire Hyogo Prefecture... Although Japan is a land of earthquakes, there are earthquake alarms on TV programs for three days, but houses collapsed like this It was the first time in my life that I encountered a horror scene.

As a result, according to the experience of the earthquake drill, our family had just dragged our big bags and small bags to the school on the high ground to take refuge. Another torrential rain of an even more alarming scale came down with continuous thunder and lightning, which not only knocked the north of the county Gao became an isolated island surrounded by floods, and my house was submerged under the water... Although it was drenched by the heavy rain, but seeing the crooked appearance of the teaching building, my parents and sister said nothing Ken went to the classroom to hide from the rain.In order to prevent lightning strikes, they did not dare to hide under the trees, so they had to live in small tents on the playground.

I was the only one who was dragged into the activity room of the SOS group by Haruhi Suzumiya. Uh, although the water and electricity were cut off, Koizumi and Asahina-senpai took refuge here, and Nagato Yuki also came after a while, so it is probably also from the SOS group. Let's do group work again.

However, before Haruhi Suzumiya was bored and came up with some incredible new ideas, a group of strange guys broke in. Some of them seemed to know Haruhi Suzumiya, and the leader was actually a dog. A chubby robot.The remaining few people are also said to be from another world... But this is not the point I want to say, the point is the bad news they brought to Suzumiya Haruhi.

A piece of bad news that sounds absurd to most normal people:

——So far, all the disasters that Nishinomiya City has suffered are due to a "Reaper" at work!
Specifically, there is a "Reaper" who ran out of the movie "Reaper is Coming", passed through the space by luck, came to our world, and entangled Suzumiya Haruhi and Nagato Yuki without dying, thinking To create an accident and kill them both.Reluctantly, Haruhi Suzumiya is the supreme god of this earth, and Yuki Nagato is an alien agent from the "Information Integrated Thought Body". Was automatically rejected by Haruhi Suzumiya unconsciously - she has the highest authority on this planet!
So this god of death had no choice but to increase the scale of the killing situation, first a car accident, then a factory accident, then a plane crash and a gun battle, and finally even resorted to big killing moves such as earthquakes and floods... But as long as Suzumiya Haruhi doesn't want to Suicide, any killing is just a joke to her.But the problem is, other people are not as tough as Haruhi Suzumiya—this is the truth behind the recent series of tragic disasters in Nishinomiya City!
If ordinary citizens heard such a statement, they would probably just laugh it off, but we are no longer in the category of ordinary people.

To be honest, I really don't really hope what they say is true. I have only watched one episode of "Death Comes", and I was too scared to watch the next few.Because it was so hopeless and terrifying.Not to mention that such ubiquitous death will happen in reality... I don't even know how to live!

However, Nagato Yuki, who is an agent of the "Information Integrated Thought Body", even nodded in agreement with their statement...