king of movies

Since joining the Continental Shelf Company, Zhang Huen has had a fulfilling life, but he is also very helpless, because the intricate training programs have made him almost overwhelmed. In addition to seriously participating in the training every day, he also has to spend time with Wei Huanghe, Min Xiuyu and another retired police officer "communicated" alone about practical gladiatorial combat, ②-type Hercules training methods, and one-stroke countering enemy techniques in actual combat. Before the opening of "Kingdom Hegemony", you can draw more and more powerful energy to enrich your subconscious mind.Today, Zhang Huen took another two hours to enter the big movie network, looking for prey in the American movie area, but the recent amateur movies are very low-key, there is no such kind of rich second generation of Daxia who offers a high reward to ask people to slap their faces. The ten-point bounty in the queue is already showing weakness to Zhang Huen, and Zhang Huen is too embarrassed to even tear off his last bit of fig leaf.

The bored Zhang Huen complained in the anti-bad movie alliance, which immediately aroused the resonance of the anti-bad movie alliance. The leader lives on the 650th floor of the basement and listed 500 five bad movies, but they are all pits without a penny reward. It means that even if we don’t make money, our Anti-Bad Film Alliance can’t let Zhang Dabai work part-time. As long as Zhang Hu Ennen consolidates and proceeds at a rate of at least one strategy per day, this will ensure that the popularity of the Anti-Bad Movie Alliance will continue to increase. The movie league will pay him a buyout price of [-] credits for each bad movie.At the same time, don't be too aggressive to challenge those new bad movies. After all, the investors who dare to make bad movies over and over again are the second-generation officials and the second-generation rich. If you provoke too many people, they will be like wolf dogs. If you don’t want to let it go, take Zhang Huen’s "Boundless Love", "I Don’t Know You Are a Ghost" and "Evil Night Dangerous Love" as examples. Dirty water, shit pot, and Zhang Huen's first "Da Jianghu" was brought out over and over again to talk about the matter. From all aspects, it proves that Zhang Huen is a flashy donkey dung, and he put forward various divine prophecies with only one goal. , Zhang Huen will definitely make a mess in his scheduled movie "Kingdom Overlord", so let everyone not pay attention to him as a bomb actor, so as not to waste credit points.

Some blind netizens chose to unfollow after watching Zhang Huen's clumsy "Big Rivers and Lakes", which made Zhang Huen's 18W+ attention accumulated with great difficulty directly dropped by half, even though the leader pulled a lot of anti-bad movie brothers in the post bar Maintaining order, constantly deleting posts and banning words, but the local tyrants have a lot of money, and the posts of abusing, criticizing, and spreading rumors are overwhelming.On the first day, because Zhang Huen didn't make any statement, his attention fell below 8W, but after he took over the bad movie "Looking for You Over and Over", his attention increased significantly.

Just looking at the name is enough to complain about a 5L bucket of the farmer's three fists. The male protagonist and several female protagonists in it are cheaper than each other. They don't want money, face and body tossing each other over and over again. After opening the door, the hostess who was dressed in clothes broke in with an aluminum alloy box for takeout, and swung the box when she saw anyone. After knocking down three of them, she felt that the box was not in her hand, so she snatched it from the thin male host and groped it from the kitchen. The kitchen knife that comes out starts to sharpen, and when it dies, it is thrown in the house. Anyway, there is no other place for this film, and it will be finished in less than an hour.

However, the reaction from the big movie website that followed made people feel a little strange. Some bad movies with no rewards that had been shelved for several years were captured by someone, and the name of the attacker was also recognized by Zhang Huen—— ———Bei Xingding, this old man's technique is similar to Zhang Huen's. It is as rough and simple as ever, but it lacks the literary and artistic atmosphere that reveals the color of the second stroke.

Rotten Tomatoes and Rotten Eggs Market finally found Lao Bei during the search, and immediately pushed him out to fight Zhang Huen. The G-spot of Tucheng Xiaowei Brigade was continuously poked, and a group of fans were attracted to wave their flags everywhere. It is said that Bei Xingding's limelight has overshadowed the newcomer Zhang, and he has followed the path of film critic Zhu Chixiang, and asked him to make a special article "Ginger is still hot" to compare the pros and cons of the two.

Bei Xingding is like a bad movie destroyer, sweeping eight bad movies in one day, and all of them are disgusting brain-dead movies:
"A Week of Life with My Cousin", what kind of a person is able to write such a script, just when the hero is pinching his cousin's chest and preparing to rub it vigorously, he plays the role of the cousin's grandfather, that is, the hero Uncle's old Bei, completely disregarding the image of a good uncle who gave his granddaughter a dowry, kicked open the door and hit the male lead with a hoe. After seeing the male lead lying in a pool of blood, Lao Bei spoke up again. He scolded his granddaughter, then ate a pack of instant noodles, tidied up the house, took a few clothes and voluntarily surrendered to the police station.

"The Proud Son of Heaven", a powerful YY masterpiece, the male protagonist is all kinds of idiots, and the female protagonists are all kinds of strong and backward, Lao Bei, who plays the role of the barbecue stall owner, admires the male protagonist's physical strength, and he chased him for eight streets with a machete I just knelt down and begged for mercy, and then there was nothing more.

"Super Fatty", an enhanced top-notch genius, the hero's abilities are a bit weird, he can tell fortunes, divination, and open altars, but he never calculated that he would be caught by an inconspicuous old man on the bus He stabbed the kidney with a flat knife, and then he became the background board of the mad man.

"Water and Fire School" is another young, handsome and handsome male protagonist who is in a mess. Apart from being abused by the building management Mr. Bei with a baseball bat on the rooftop to the point of feces and urine, overall his performance is not bad.

"Emperor of the Night Market", the name is in vain, the "emperor" in it is a gangster, dressed in a beggar's attire, splitting the head of a traitor in the center, until Bei Xingding kicked him into a grandson. He is clamoring that his father is Li Gang.

"Farewell to the Detention Center", from the title, we can see how tragic the protagonist's fate must be. Bei Xingding, who is also a roommate, has no nostalgia for the past, strangled the male protagonist who was supposed to go out with his shoelaces, and in the With a shot and the horrified eyes of his roommate, he cleaned up the things on the male lead, and then sat by the iron gate and smoked until the end of the play.

"Hello Boss", a rotten old movie, the male boss in it doesn't want to do business well but wants to play with real knives and guns, but in the end he got off the hook, and the front of the truck driven by Bei Xing Facing the collision and flying thirty meters away, fearing that his tenacious vitality like Xiaoqiang would survive the car accident, Bei Xingding drove the car back and forth on his body and crushed it six times, crushing his intestines and stomachs. After he came out, he even got out of the car to confirm the eyes of this unrepentant person before he settled the score.

I don't bother to complain about this, but the male protagonist is indeed the best, and it's rare in the world to have sex to the point where both men and women can take it all. For this kind of mentally twisted sex, Bei Xingding would not even abuse him Feeling sick, he hit the sleeping male lead three times with a hammer in his hand, and then hit the boyfriend who woke up next to him three times in a row, and the work was over.

Eight bad movies, the protagonists are all named Ye, and not only these eight bad movies, the so-called Ye Mo, Ye Yun, Ye Fan, Ye Chen, Ye Wuchen, Ye Tian, ​​Ye Feng and other names occupy the mainstream bad movies. Could it be that Ye has become the most common surname in Daxia?Could it be that the one surnamed Ye has already dominated the bad movie market, and the Ye family has changed to focus on bad movies for 100 years, and the rhythm of not making the worst is not giving up.

After seeing Lao Bei's performance in the eight movies, Zhang Hu'en doubted very much that this old guy had the same ability as himself.

Zhang Huen, who has been in the bad film market for a few days, has reaped a lot. Excluding the two blockbuster films for which he did not get any money, the previous income, plus the internal share of the alliance, Zhang Huen has already earned [-] credit points, which is better than Over two years of his salary income.

However, the Anti-Bad Movies Alliance has been slapped in the face for the past few days. They have already launched Zhang Huen's title of "Bad Movie Terminator". The reputation of "Bad Movie Terminator" has taken over the momentum, and the old man's fans have spared no effort to promote it everywhere. The reputation of the vegetable market is about to surpass that of the alliance.

The Anti-Rotten Film Alliance and the Rotten Tomatoes Rotten Egg Market have already become a pot of porridge on the Penguin and Du Niang Post Bars. Finally, Xiao, who lives on the [-]th floor of the basement and the owner of the vegetable market, came forward to make an appointment. The film --- the showdown in "Fang Fang MAX".

"Panic Fang MAX" is the posthumous work of Canadian director Winner Corey. It is known as the ultimate cube. Since Canada, Spain, and Germany released the film for the first time eight years ago, there have been more than 1 batches, and a total of 6777 actors have been killed by the killing array, and no one has been able to walk out alive; Array" is considered polite, at least some people have seen the white light.

The real movie magnifies the fear in "Panic Square MAX" to the extreme, not only including endless mechanisms, theoretically existing thinking cubes, and the door that moves constantly, but also unimaginable phenomena such as parallel universes, gravity field transformations, and time changes.For the immersive actors, these problems that even the three major physicists can't solve are simply fatal.

Zhang Huen really doesn't want to go in and look for abuse. Although the strategy of "Panic Fang MAX" has been given on the Internet, the escape route given according to the Cartesian coordinate system, let alone no one remembers it, even if it is remembered, it is completely impossible to follow. The route arrived at the intended location on time and on time.

"I live on the eighteenth floor of the basement: Hero, we only need to live longer than Bei Xingding. After all, the incomprehensibility of this film has been recognized all over the world. I believe you will definitely give that crazy vegetable market a little bit." Check out the color."

"Looks extraordinary: well, I'll try."

The news that the two big "bad movie terminators" in the amateur film industry in Daxia are about to enter the classic unresolvable bad movie "Panic Fang MAX" has been hyped by the three major anti-bad movie groups on the Internet, and various credit points of unknown origin The influx, the audience collectively watching, caused the attention of "Fang Fang MAX" to exceed 100W+ in just one hour. Even the moon and Mars with poor communication received the news and dared to release it through an agent. Zhang Huen 1 to 50, Beixingding 1 to 35; Zhang Huen 1 to 3.5; Beixingding to 2 to 1.

Sitting in the script room of "The Panic Fang MAX", Zhang Huen and Bei Xing looked at each other and smiled, and the other participants who paid a high price to squeeze in seemed a little excited, and they kept going back and forth between the two If you want an autograph, do you come to act or watch a play, who knows?
"Yo, so you are here!"

A familiar voice sounded above Zhang Huen's head. After he signed the autograph for a fat man in the summer, he looked up and saw a pair of choppy brown balls dangling in the half-enclosed milky white bust. After a while, a pink dress with a deep V can't cover the slightest luster.

"Oh, it's you, long time no see."

Today, Christian tied his wavy long chestnut hair into a ponytail, and adorned his ears with two seahorse-shaped gold earrings. He looked very energetic and gave people the illusion of being refreshed.

"Yeah, it's been a long time, Steven, you left me alone in that dark cave, have you ever thought about my feelings? Or Mr. Spence, seeing you and Alice together Enenaiai really makes people very uncomfortable!"

"Uh... Ms. Christian, movies are movies, reality is reality, didn't you also say..."

"Oh, let him pass the past, by the way, is there anyone sitting here?"

"Uh... gram~ri~s~ti~an."

Seeing Zhang Huen staring at him in a daze, Christian sat down on Zhang Huen's lap, and put his arms around Zhang Huen's neck, put the delicate purple lip gloss next to his ear, and said, :
"I didn't expect that there are professional movie access devices on the trains of your Great Xia Empire. Oh, by the way, I am on my way to Goose City. You will never think of who is with me..."

The actors around looked astonished and shocked. The action of a high-quality beauty like Christian throwing himself into his arms seemed more exciting than he remembered. Zhang Huen only felt the blood in his whole body rushing back and forth in his veins, thinking of cheering with Christian. The lingering lingering sword in the station garage almost lost control of his mind, but he didn't want to stage a full martial arts scene in the script room. He picked her up, walked to the chair next to him, and put her on it.

"Ms. Christian, stop joking. Although we acted as a couple in the last movie, it doesn't mean that we are really a couple. Besides, don't you belong to another man? We shouldn't do something that is not responsible for our own family. things."

"I am divorced."

The proud Christian raised his head as if he had won a battle, stared at Zhang Huen provocatively and said:

"And I have already applied to be transferred to work in the Great Xia Empire branch. I believe that in the near future we will be able to lie on the same bed and discuss the mysteries of life..."

"Hehe, you woman is really unreasonable. We Daxia men are naturally comforted by Daxia women. It's not your turn to snatch someone with a piece of chocolate."

The little girl standing behind Zhang Huen grabbed his arm and stepped forward to declare her sovereignty to Christian like a demonstrator. Christian pointed to Fan Mengqi's small face and laughed:

"Hahaha...how can you satisfy such a strong and tall man, you little brat...Tell you, Steven had intimate contact with me in the first and last film, the one below him The things are not something that can be accommodated in a pocket like yours..."

"What are you talking about? Dayang Ma, you've angered me... You bicycle girl, don't shamelessly think that we Daxia men are the kind of waste that thinks on the lower body."

"What's the meaning of Bicycle Girl... Hehehehe... I understand, Xiao Xiaozi is still a prostitute. Hey, Darling, if you can't help it, be her first man!"

"Uh...you two, can you..."

Zhang Huen was speechless. Why did these two neurotic beauties with very different styles pinch each other? Seeing Bei Xingding closing his eyes and resting on the ground with an old look on his face, the other actors around him whispered, making Zhang Huen feel like a light on his back, and simply returned to the room. He continued to pretend to read the script in his seat.

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