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Back in the etiquette class, Zhang Huen stubbornly kept away from the etiquette teacher, which made the etiquette teacher very angry. In the end, he directly said that you had passed the test, and gave up continuing treatment for Zhang Huen.A vulgar savage, this is what the etiquette teacher said in front of Min Shili. He would rather educate those homeless bums than teach this stupid and clumsy man again.

Min Shili smiled and listened to the etiquette teacher's complaints, and patiently worked for the etiquette teacher for half an hour, and finally comforted her. After the etiquette teacher left with a pretentious catwalk, she picked up the phone and called the office.

"Let this scumbag Zhang Huen come to see me immediately, what, he went to the access room again?"

Min Shili felt that she was on fire, and her irritable temper had violated the modesty that a wealthy lady should have. It only took her 2 minutes to go from the president's office to the access room, and when she entered, she saw that the entire access room No. 4 was overcrowded. All the machines were full of people, and those who hadn't boarded were gathered in front of the only external computer in the access room. Even the staff in front of the computer put down their statistical work and joined the group of actors. Watching something intently. "uh-huh."

Min Shili coughed on purpose, and the group of guys came back to their senses. For a while, the idlers dispersed, leaving only the working girl with a face of cold sweat standing there trembling and bowing her head to admit her mistake.

"Alright, what did Zhang Huen do again?"

"Zhang Dong, he went to challenge "Iron Brave Girl"!"

Min Shili cursed secretly, a trace of jealousy rose in her heart. Seeing the submissive little girl standing in front of her helplessly, a burst of unreasonable irritability surged in her heart, and she said bluntly:
"Do things that you don't want to do with work during working hours, and go to the personnel department to receive retraining."

"Ah, Mr. Min, Mr. Min, I know I was wrong, I...I..."

"Okay, I didn't say to deduct your salary, go!"

Under the gaze of Min Shili's strong aura, Xiao*niu reluctantly left. Min Shili sat in front of the computer and opened the movie record that Xiao*niu had turned off in a panic.

"Iron Courage Girl" is another bold attempt by director Daxia. With the determination to make great strides towards R-rated movies in the United States, he has brought the meat, rot, and blood to the extreme in Daxia's film category. "Iron Brave Girl" can be said to have earned a lot of publicity stunts before it was released. There is no limit to beating women, ultra-bloody and brutal breaking through the bottom line of ethics and morality, and advertisements such as pink and tender women in the jungle fighting against primitive people are overwhelming.

Even several celebrities from Daxia Royal TV Station were invited by them to brag on the show about the appointment of a good film. The famous host Zhang Xiaojue concluded:
"This is a domestically produced film with strong trans-epochal significance. It is a perfect combination of "Avatar" and "The Mountain Has Eyes".

However, the eyes of the masses are sharp. After paying the credits and sitting in the access device to "enjoy" the movie for 2 hours, I have to say——————— The reviews of this movie are much better than this movie. up.

As a result, this famous first R-rated action-adventure movie in Daxia was wildly topped by ruthless critics, and it directly reached the top ten of the 50-year bad movie list in Daxia, and it became a big movie network overnight. Hot bad movies test the pool.

At the same time, the three major anti-bad film organizations who were blinded by K gold dog eyes immediately offered high rewards, asking the braves to explode the drama, not to torture the film to death, but to give it an R rating that is not worthy of the name The level is solid, so that the audience is worth the ticket price.

The Anti-Bad Film Alliance contacted Zhang Huen immediately, asking him to get rid of this bad movie that polluted people's eyes, no matter whether it is good or bad, a fixed reward of 1000 points will be awarded.This was very attractive to Zhang Huen, so he disgusted the etiquette teacher away, and then took advantage of the rest time he "wought" to board the big movie network.

The Internet of big movies has already been buzzing, and countless actors rushed into the copies of "Iron Courageous Girl" to overwhelm the river. It turned out that this was just a bad movie, and it would not have done it with its childish and ridiculous script. To the point of excitement.

However, the director of the film, Qian Duoduo, is really too rich, and he is extremely conceited, so he openly made an appointment on the big movie website:

"Within three days, the original lead actors of this film will be waiting in full force in the film. You self-righteous poor ghosts, do you dare to fight?"

Director Duoduo's arrogance immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of the audience in Daxia. Although he knew that Director Duoduo was suspected of hype, he couldn't bear his sarcasm too much. In ", they compete to play the role of the villains who are looking for treasures. The purpose is to abuse the righteous protagonists such as the five charming babies, the leading brother, the brain-dead cats, and the decadent uncle.

The story has been described by the critics as "dog blood, cliché, brain damage, free food, bitch, no limit, selling meat, no point, imitation, Handan toddler, waste of life, murder for money, best bad movie of the year" Wait for a lot of labels that are both refined and popular.

The script was exposed by critics for malicious mockery:
"Under the leadership of a former mercenary special forces retired mob leader --"Sparrow", five big-breasted girls came to an untouched virgin jungle in Cambodia, which claims that no one has ever set foot in it. , but they reached the depths of the jungle so smoothly.

Although the jungle is known as primitive, there are magical herbs that can cure all diseases, cure all poisons, nourish children's beauty, and create beauty. There are mysterious and mysterious cat tribes that make people constipated. If you know about it, you can climb the peak The ancient treasures made here are just what you want here anyway. If you take a breath of air, you can become immortal and become a fairy. All kinds of nonsensical people who appeared out of thin air, such as wild beasts attacking people, cat savages, treasure hunters, and worldly experts, put forward a noble concept of protecting the environment and being responsible for it after a lot of escape, fighting, and redemption.

After the whole film, apart from selling breasts, selling face, and selling thighs, the logic and excitement of the plot is not as good as Iron Brave Train Man, so the public gave her the nickname of "Iron Brave Girl". - I am Xiao Shouren, a film critic who is not calm. It is a pity that I am old. "

In the script room, Zhang Huen looked at his script silently. Although the protagonists on the opposite side were not all the hottest stars in Daxia, they were definitely the happiest. For "X Home", the scoring buddy thinks that without the excellent performance of the dog, he really doesn't know how to score.

Because the BUFF given by the producer is too awesome, it is too easy for a few stars to deal with villains. Seeing them talking and laughing, they have no intention of taking this group of actors in their eyes at all. Zhang Huen I feel sweating in my heart, what kind of God consciousness and self-confidence is this, to be so arrogant that even God doesn't pay attention to it and continue to waste credit points.

"Let me tell you guys, after this wave of abuse of you, we should get off work today, let's finish it early and call it a day, what's the point of this broken script, anyway, you can't remember it after reading it, even if God opens your eyes and lets you Remember, if you go in, you lose."

Li Zheng, the actor who played Big Sparrow, had his legs crossed and his nose almost went up to the sky. No one refuted his obviously insulting words, because they, as a part-timers, dare not challenge professional actors. The entertainment industry is a senior, and you can crush you ant-like tricks to death with a single finger.

"Oh, I don't want to give up. Well, if I go in, I will be tortured and cry. Don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless."

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