king of movies

Under the persuasion of Coach Wei, Zhang Huen temporarily gave up the training. After consulting with the health care doctor, he confirmed that he was fine, so he left and came to the No. 2 subconscious training ground --- performing arts access room.This is the training ground with the largest area on the 42nd floor. There are 1400 movie access devices and 3 performing arts access rooms. Complete in Access Room 2.

Touching the leather seat on the access device and the nutrient supply head of pure silicone, this is much better than the dirty performance bar.

"Zhang Huen?"

"kindness."

A female employee passed by him with a stack of documents, looked at the badge that Zhang Huen handed over, and perhaps didn't even glance at his position, and took him to the last row of machines with a peaceful mind.

"This is your access device, the number has been bound with your credit card."

Looking around at the colleagues who have already sat in the access device and are training, there is no one to provide him with newcomer help. The material of the access device is very strange, and the silky feeling like a woman's skin surrounded him. When he opened the access device, the first thing that popped up was the profile of the Continental Shelf Company, and after a while, the ordinary big movie website popped up. interface.He logged into Penguin, and hundreds of thousands of messages immediately filled his screen. Through settings to exclude junk and worthless messages, a bunch of flattering, alarmist, and threatening messages were thrown into the trash can, leaving only The next dozen or so text messages judged to be useful by the system are still flashing.

However, a large part of it was an entry invitation letter, which was thrown away directly, and the remaining three were all from the same person:

The Bad Movie Destroyer Alliance is known as the three major anti-bad movie organizations in Daxia, and it also has a certain reputation in the big movie Daxia area, with a high reputation and credibility, and it is said that these people are all kinds of people with a lot of spare money , why not try, Zhang Huen applied for the penguin colony, and after only waiting for three seconds, the system reminded him that he was pulled into the penguin colony by the administrator who lives on the [-]th floor of the basement.

Hundreds of messages filled the penguin colony in no time, and Zhang Huen had a chance to type a few words until he spoke out to stop everyone's uncontrollable admiration.

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Seeing these wonderful people constantly donating treasures, sitting in front of the computer and typing, who lives on the [-]th floor of the basement, couldn't help it. After strictly prohibiting everyone from playing pornographic accents, they started their first communication with Zhang Huen.

All of a sudden, the group exploded again. Individuals listed the bad movies that they deeply resented in the penguin group, and there were hundreds of tweets. In the end, it was the leader who stopped everyone.

While everyone was making a fuss, Zhang Huen looked at the brief introductions of the three bad movies:
"No. 32 District B" tells the story of a woman and two men who slept in a haunted house for 10 days. I didn't even see a single ghost hair. After watching this movie, many people said that I will never believe in ghosts in my life. It really rotted in my grandma's house, and most of the people offering rewards are Daxia people. Based on the anger of being cheated of credits, an element that was originally said to exist but has never been injected into the plot: ghosts.

It's good that they raised funds to adapt the script and added a character abruptly.

However, due to the rules of real movies, buffs and plot changes that cause more than 10% deflection of the finished movie's plot will increase the investment of the movie by 200%~2000%, so the actor who plays the ghost has no powerful buffs, and no ghosts. All methods can only be used to scare the three people in the original book to death by pretending to be gods and ghosts. Please note that it is to scare to death, not to kill.

"Alien NO.18 Project" is said to be a science fiction film, but it is pure nonsense. The aliens are exactly the same as the people on the earth. There are so many low-level special effects that people can only roll their eyes, but they can only send three zombies who can't even be dealt with by the city management to invade the earth. No wonder they can't turn the earth into their breeding ground in a lifetime.

And the humans in it are so powerful that they can destroy the sky with one hand, so many people say that this film is "Strong, My Big Human" made by humans for themselves, and it is full of self-excited feelings from beginning to end.

It is said that only Daxia's self-proclaimed masterpiece "Guan Gong vs. Aliens" can rival it in terms of self-promotion. People say that you have aliens, and I am about the second master. After watching these two films, your crotch will definitely be wet .

Due to the technical barrier of the creator of the dream, Quentin Spielberg, the film adaptation of the game "Evening Danger" has not successfully grafted real film technology into online games, and some have paid high patent royalties. , companies that adapted online games from real movies have closed down one after another.
The reason is that as soon as you enter the game, you forget that you are a player, but a real person living in the game, similar to the existence of an NPC.This caused players to keep complaining after playing the game: I entered online games to have fun, to dominate the world, not to be a obedient citizen and be played like a dog by NPCs.

The most obvious one is Shankoushan’s superb online game "** World". The friends who were playing together at first insisted on following the fashion and making some real movies. As a result, after the players entered, half of them stayed in Xinshou Village as farmers, and the rest Because of various crimes, they were attacked by NPCs. Fortunately, a few guys with heroic potential did not know how to form a team to download dungeons to brush equipment, but they just mixed in the NPC team and became cannon fodder in various wars.

The good things of "Dragon Slaying Sword, click to send, top-quality equipment, max explosion in one second, one-on-one boss, unlimited monster spawning, double experience, top-quality attributes, I take a shower constantly, where is the greasy senior sister?" no more.

Except for some enduring adult online games that are still living in this world, the vast majority of online games have honestly returned to the computer platform to survive.

Movies adapted from games have also become the focus of attention of some senior players. For example, "Global Biochemistry", which was still on schedule since its filming started in 2012, has attracted the full attention of about [-] million players.But recently, "Global Biochemistry" has a bit of a drifting trend, and even the Gundam robots have been piled up by those mud bombing companies.

Looking at "Global Biochemistry" that has become "Chaos Chaos", the investors are considering whether to withdraw their investment nearby, lest those mud bombers go crazy and form a holy warrior to fight against the growing army of zombies.

And "The Nightmare" was originally a movie adapted from an adventure-themed quasi-network game, with 8 actors allowed to pair up in pairs to take risks in the small town of Daklan, which is full of decay, disgust, and evil. , Eliminate the monsters and killers that keep appearing, and finally purify the entire town of Daklan.

But when playing games, I feel that the difficulty is moderate, but once they enter the movie, all the confident actors are chased by monsters, schizophrenia, and aliens everywhere, crying and crying, and it is too late to escape. There is the slightest intention to decrypt and purify the evil place.Moreover, the enemies inside are too nasty for ordinary people, tearing people up and swallowing their belts and bones at every turn, even rough-celled creatures with big nerves can't stand it, many people have experienced it once , and vowed never to go inside to seek abuse again.

Still the same sentence, we humans lack everything, but we don’t lack people. Whether you call them brave or idiots, they just have credit, and they just want to spend money to throw bad movies for fun. As the saying goes, they have money Can't buy my happiness.

The three bad movies, it seems that "32 District B" and "Alien NO.18 Project" are much easier to deal with. After all, they are either ordinary people or brain-dead aliens, but Zhang Huen does not plan to choose them, because their rewards are High, but the audience is too narrow, many audiences are experienced horror and CULT film lovers, unable to get enough attention, but "Evening Crisis" is different, facing more than half of the world's population of players, take a good look Playing a play in it won a lot of attention.