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"Crap!" After Zhang Huen exited the machine, he scolded his mother, and when the result came out, he couldn't help but cursed his mother again. He was killed by a ghost in the movie, and [-]% of his bones were broken. Bleeding profusely, and staged a heart-breaking show, but it turned out that something happened, the movie was successfully exploded, but he didn't get a share of the dividends. Instead, those three actors who only knew how to scream, run away, and play cute and rotten things from the beginning to the end will The reward points were shared.

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Seeing Zhang Huen slapping the access device, the owner of the Internet cafe was not happy, and stood there with instant noodles to accuse him.

Zhang Huen got out of the instrument and looked at the time. It was already 9 o'clock in the evening. At this time, his daughter should have been drinking milk, washing her face and feet, and getting ready for bed. Zhang Huen, who was rushing back to tell her a bedtime story, stretched out her hand to credit her Swiped it to the owner of the Internet cafe. In a place like a performance bar, the credits are still good. 1 credit can play for three hours. If you are lucky, you can make several short films.
"Hey, I said buddy, don't take your anger out on the machine when you're in a bad mood, I don't welcome you here if you do this again."

"... I will pay attention next time, sorry." Zhang Huen hurried home to put his daughter to bed, but he didn't know that there was another explosion on the Internet. With tens of thousands of people watching, Zhang Huen's attention was bouncing up like popcorn, but he didn't know it.

On the other hand, the struggle on the big movie network is extremely fierce. A group of rich second-generation ancestors who are playing tickets are extremely angry that a god-level bad movie they invested in was blown up by a 32-year-old unknown person. They and their The Fifty Cents and Sailor Army became the main force of the black film; while the anti-rotten three organizations became the banner bearers of the fan Zhang, and other movie fans praised and criticized.

Some people thought he was "too old".

Some people said that he was too cruel, too violent, too bloodthirsty, and too lawless.Some people despise him for graduating from a non-professional school, becoming a monk halfway, illiterate, and not learning the self-cultivation of an actor.

There are also many people who hate Zhang Huen for various reasons, and many people like him for various reasons. No one is perfect, and it is difficult to agree with each other. Acting and cooking are the same.

"For an actor, especially as an actor in the real world, his subconscious mind is his capital. In the past 13 years, I dare not say that I have seen all the movies in the world, but I have ruthlessly criticized all the movie scripts with a box office of over [-] million. I I have always believed that in the world of real movies, we film critics should have retired long ago, because everyone is acting in their true colors, and we can no longer find fault with their acting skills, which is a good thing.

So we switched to attacking screenwriters 12 years ago, but those brainless screenwriters still haven't learned their lesson after 12 years, and they are still digging up some rotten meat full of maggots on the corpses of old movies from 13 years ago to repeat Putting it together, trying to avoid the eyes of the majority of movie fans and audiences, oh, forget it, let's not mention these rubbish, mentioning it will consume my brain cells.

So we turned our eyes back to the actors, and then we found that they acted in their true colors, it might as well be called not acting in their true colors, that kind of performance full of rustic flavor and primitive animal desire made us want to vomit, we longed for Mount Tai to collapse in front of us and not face it. A hero who changes color, we long for a villain who kills people without blinking an eye and eats people without spitting out bones. Yes, we are insatiable, we need acting skills, but our fans will be willing to spend precious credits to see movie roles that they can play ?Maybe their digestive system is not as strong as ours.

Having said so much, I found myself digressing, so I went back and summed up a theorem: bravery, decisiveness, sincerity, integrity, fearlessness, sense of justice, compassion, etc. Of course, I can also list the corresponding Negative subconsciousness; after 13 years of investigation and research, it is deduced that an actor with 1 trait can basically mix well in the role-playing stage, and with 2-3 traits, he can be praised as a popular fried chicken by small film and television companies; if he has 4~5 traits, congratulations, your appearance rate in the country is definitely higher than that of ordinary actors; 5~7 traits, national first-class actors; 8+ traits, have you seen regulars on the Oscar red carpet, yes, It is them; 10+ traits, what is called a superstar, is this kind of creature; 13+ traits and above, I have never seen it, and I believe everyone has not seen it either.

Having said so much, I believe that everyone must not understand what I am talking about. I am talking about the super bad movie "I Didn't Know You Were a Ghost" among amateur movies. How can a f*cking film critic pay attention to amateur movies, and also pay attention to this kind of bad movies, what I want to say is, YES, I am a fishmonger in the Rotten Tomatoes Rotten Egg Market, and then I follow this A group of people who didn't know the truth ran to watch the movie.

"I didn't know you were a ghost" is still so boring and vulgar, a **** ghost with no logic, no physical entity, no brain, no restraint, no way to figure out the rules, killing, killing, killing, death, death, Death, the inexplicable death became the main theme of this drama; I watched this drama with the mentality of watching the excitement, and I found three surprises in the first few minutes of the movie:
1. Bei Xingding, commonly known as Laobei, "Tucheng School Captain Li", "White-haired Old Devil", blah blah blah, a bunch of long nicknames, an old fritter actor who only joined the traffic light creative studio in the past two years, I really like Lieutenant Li, the captain of Tucheng, who is indeed ruthless enough. Under the butcher's knife, women and children stare at him. He is an old actor I am very optimistic about.In this play, he plays Xiying, a loyal dog who guards the house.

2. Fan Mengqi, this is a "big god". The grievances between the Dream God Guards and the Zhuzhu Gang are raging in Yuqiao City. Both are members of the Beauty Era, and both are 17 or 8. All of them are goddesses in the minds of many otaku.It just depends on whose subconscious is better.Feng Nandi, an idiotic and resentful rich girl, I am really worried that Fan Mengqi can't play this kind of role well.

3. Zhang Huen, sorry, he is so new that I almost couldn’t find his information, but his "Dajianghu" made me feel like a humorous person, because I have never seen anything better than him There is still a boring life, he plays Yang Chi, Fan Mengqi's fiancé, can he play it well?Can you act well?Are you good at acting?okay??

Once again, I'm not a dead-headed Martian, I'm just using this fading tone to express my shock.

The performance of Old Bei and Oneiroi made my eyes shine, especially Oneiroi. Apart from her infatuation and cleverness, her sudden disregard for life and decisiveness in killing made me want to join the Oneiroi Guards, but the real What shocked me was not the first two, but the man.

Vicious, bloodthirsty, determined, sincere and single-minded, disregarding life and death, fearless, iron will, and sacrifice. . . . . .Wait a minute, I'll list a few traits, 8!What did I see, did I see a yellow skin about to step on the podium at the Oscars?No, I saw the rise of a superstar, why, because so many different, contradictory, and incompatible qualities appear in one person at the same time, because of his impressive and remarkable attractiveness in the movie.

Classmates, friends, remember this man, Zhang Huen, the future superstar, if you want to be a fan as soon as possible, and if you want to be a black man, you should pay attention to him forever.

Some people asked me why I didn't write it anticlimactically. Please, will a film critic like me who is so arrogant and arrogant give you free spoilers?If you want to know why Zhang Huen can be praised to the sky by me, go watch the latest version of the explosive drama "I Don't Know You Are a Ghost".

－－－－－－我是影评人萧守任，写于2014年4月9日晚上11点11分。”

A blog post by Xiao Shouren, a film critic of the Top [-], was posted on the big movie website, which immediately caused an uproar among amateur film lovers. Many people who had no time or awareness to pay attention to "I Didn't Know You Are a Ghost" all paid and fled. Going in led to a second wave of Zhang Huen's attention, but it is a pity that all the attention income from amateur movies will be donated to charitable organizations such as the Cosmic Abandoned Babies Association and the Cosmic Patrol Freemasons, so even if Zhang Huen's attention exceeds [-] , he also won't get a penny.