king of movies

When Zhang Huen withdrew from the chainsaw, he found that the penguins of the Anti-Bad Film Alliance were full of sighs. Many people said that Zhang Huen performed very well and was very passionate, but he followed the two idiots from the beginning to the end. Being chained by the new jigsaw to be played like a dog shows that Lao Zhang really complied with what Police Officer Houdini said—simple mind and well-developed limbs.

Then a large group of data emperors and technology emperors began to analyze the relationship between Melbourne, Eriksson and Bailey. After listing all kinds of sadistic and wonderful master-student relationships in Chainsaw, they concluded except for one conclusion—— Bailey should be the successor left behind by the older generation of Jigsaw to find a successor, while Eriksson and Melbourne should be in competition with each other. Bailey will hand over the first hand to Eriksson according to the strength of the two parties. Let him think he is the new jigsaw,

Eriksson, who seemed to have gotten a new toy, didn't know how to hold back at all, and unscrupulously exposed his weaknesses and disadvantages during the game, so that Melbourne, a competitor who didn't know his identity, quickly made a decision except one. He set up a plan to deal with him, using the stupid and clumsy Zhang Huen as a thug, going all the way through and killing him.

Of course, Bailey's accidental death made all the audience find another reasonable explanation. Either Melbourne was worried about the relay and really played a trick with Zhang Huen to kill Bailey; However, Zhang Huen relied on his beast-like intuition and directly nailed Bailey to death in the game.

He didn't find the jigsaw with the help of his abilities, and he was already depressed. Coupled with the cynicism of the fans, Zhang Huen suddenly felt that amateur movies were boring, and he couldn't care about "Rebirth--The Frozen Hole" and drilled out. Plug in the instrument, open the box door, and go home to help your parents move.

I took a taxi all the way back to my hometown in Yuejin community. When I came downstairs to the unit, I saw Zhang Wenxiang walking downstairs with a disassembled headboard. The light reflected by the sun is as dazzling as snowflakes.

Zhang Huen walked over in two steps and took the head of the bed from his father's back. Looking at the old furniture on the floor at the door of the unit, he complained:

"The new home has everything, why do you need these old furniture?"

Zhang Wenxiang is in a good mood today. Although he is a bit old-fashioned on weekdays, he is in good spirits on happy occasions. Moving into the top community of Goose City is something that many people can't even dream of. Responding to his son's choking, he wiped the sweat off his face and said:
"Dad, are you kidding? The backyard is not a warehouse, it's a garage. If you put these things in there, where will I put them if I buy a car?"

"Do you still want to buy a car? I think you owe a lot of debts to buy a house. You should be honest and work hard, and pay off the money you borrowed from your boss first."

Looking at Zhang Wenxiang's expression of "I don't know you yet", Zhang Huen really didn't know what to say.

"Have you finished moving? I'll do the rest."

"You don't need to go up, the rest are just rags. Your mother found a rag collector and asked him to get them out by himself."

... Zhang Huen checked again that there was nothing missing, and said to his father:
"Then I'll go find a moving company and let them pull it over."

Zhang Wenxiang stopped again:
"It's a waste of money to find a moving company. I told the old chairman, and he asked the team to send an Isuzu to help us pull it over."

"You told Chairman Du that we moved to Longhua Bieyuan?"

"...No, I just said I'm going to move. Do you think I'm just like your mother, and I can't wait to go on the radio to spread the word that we live in Longhua Bieyuan?"

While they were waiting for the car, Li Yao chased the two old men's buttocks towards the apartment building, trotting and said:

"Master, just take a look, 15 rebates, all ecological and natural wild beef, you don't have to worry about the loss and profit, just pay dividends at the end of the year."

The two old men waved their hands tirelessly and said no, or my family doesn't eat beef. Li Yao still didn't give up, and continued to take out another picture album and waved it in front of them, saying:

"We also have wild antelopes and wild boars, all of which can be invested in. How about I take you to the farm and have a free trip including board and lodging?"

The two old men got into the unit building, and Li Yao stood at the door of the unit building and shouted:

"How about I give each of you a 8% off Jinhui Supermarket shopping card?"

Li Yao, who didn't hear back from him, looked back dejectedly, and saw Zhang Huen standing at the door, pretending not to know him, immediately cheered up, walked over with a smile, and said:

"Uncle, brother-in-law, why, move?"

"uncle!"

When Yaya saw Li Yao, she ran over happily. Li Yao quickly hugged Yaya in his arms and coaxed her:

"Hey, good girl, where are you going to move?"

"We're going to the big house, up the hill."

"Scared, which mountain is it?"

"On that mountain!"

Looking in the direction where Yaya was pointing, Li Yao only saw a map of Pingchuan, unable to get the words out of Yaya's mouth, Li Yao turned to Zhang Huen and said:

"Brother-in-law, where are you going to move?"

For Li Yao, Zhang Huen felt a little guilty. When his sister was alive, this brother-in-law helped his sister a lot. Whenever his sister couldn't finish her bills, he would always show up at home and stay up late to help him. Sister finished the report, and after Yaya was born, this brother-in-law was also busy helping with excrement and urine, and he was not less worried, but after his sister passed away, this kid started to have no business, quit his job, and even had a relationship with a group of people. What kind of pyramids, no limits, and ecological farms do people have, and they have made a bad reputation in Qili Town, which is very unpopular.

"Longhua Bieyuan."

"Oh, what a great place... What are you talking about! Longhua Bieyuan! Is it the Longhua Bieyuan on Sanjing Mountain?"

Zhang Huen nodded, and Li Yao suddenly laughed.

"Brother-in-law, don't bring people to make fun of. What kind of place is that? You can't squeeze in without being worth a million dollars."

"No, the car is here. If you don't believe me, you can go and have a look with me."

An old Isuzu dragged a long car exhaust roaring around to the front of the building and stopped at the door of Zhang Huen's apartment building. A muscular young man opened the car door and jumped out, took off his gloves, and asked:

"That's Zhang Wenxiang, Master Zhang. I was sent by Chairman Du of the machine factory."

"I am, you have worked hard, you have worked hard! I don't know what the name of the little master is?"

Zhang Wenxiang hastily took out a Yellow Crane Tower and handed it over. The driver unceremoniously took it and lit it. He smiled brightly and said:
"You can just call me Xiao Ma, is everything ready?"

"It's all set, it's all set, Huzi, move up quickly."

"let me help you!"

Li Yao returned Yaya to her grandma, and graciously helped Zhang Huen move pieces of furniture to the Isuzu. After working for a long time, the family finally got the odds and ends into the car. Under the envious eyes of the neighbors, The whole family squeezed into the Isuzu and walked away.

... "Where are you going?"

The driver, Xiao Ma, had already driven out of the gate of the community and asked, Zhang Wenxiang ordered another Yellow Crane Tower for him, saying:

"Longhua Bieyuan!"

"Stab!"

Xiao Ma stepped on the brakes, looked at Zhang Wenxiang in disbelief, and repeated:
"Longhua Bieyuan?"

"Yes, Longhua Bieyuan."

Looking at Zhang Wenxiang's eyes that don't seem to be joking, Xiao Ma said in embarrassment:

"Master Zhang, look, I'm afraid I won't be able to get in this car."

"It's okay, just walk around, I've asked the doorman, the owner's moving car can come in."

"...then try it."

Xiao Ma was in a cold sweat when he heard that, today he really met someone pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. He didn't expect that this retired old worker with a cart full of rags would move into Longhua Bieyuan. Is this a joke made by the Jade Emperor?Could it be that their house was cleaned in Longhua Bieyuan? It must be so.

Full of doubts, Xiao Ma drove the car to the foot of Sanjing Mountain, watched Zhang Wenxiang roll down the glass window, and handed a card to the big man standing on the sentry platform in military posture next to the guard. The big man yelled into the guard room. With a sound, two strong men came out and climbed into the trough to check with various instruments, and nodded to the big man. The big man returned the card to Zhang Wenxiang, gave him a military salute, and said:
"Mr. Zhang, you should tell us in advance that you are moving today, and we will send someone to send a car to follow you there..."

"That's so embarrassing, come, come, click!"

"Thank you, I can't smoke during work, please come in!"

A sweaty pony drove an Isuzu into Longhua Bieyuan, stepping on the accelerator carefully, fearing that it would run over the pedestrian elevators on both sides of the road. The roaring Isuzu caught the attention of the elderly in the surrounding activity room, and they walked out Seeing this wonderful car slowly driving towards the artificial lake, I couldn't help but smile and ask:
"Hey, brother, where did your family get such a nostalgic moving car, it's very similar to the one I used when I got married."

"It was assigned by the unit."

"Which unit is so classic, it's really brilliant!"

Xiao Ma was so ashamed that his face almost drooped into his crotch. The people who live here are either rich or expensive. If he pulls anyone out, he will throw the factory leader of their machinery factory over eighty blocks. He drives with his head down all the way. The car came to the second sentry post outside the artificial lake. The people in the post conducted another inspection as usual, and sent two strong men in overalls to climb into the car. Now there were 4 strong men sitting in the car trough. Han, pull all the way to Villa No. 2.

The American painter in Villa No. 3 next door happened to come back from a walk with two Abu dogs. When he saw the old furniture removed from the car, he became energetic.

"Brother Zhang, this dressing table of yours is an old material, yo, it's still aged naturalized sandalwood, 2000, no... how about giving it to me for 3000 points?"

The old painter obviously had a special liking for this kind of old objects, and he wanted to buy Ren Xia’s dowry away. Just as Zhang Wenxiang was about to shake his head and say no, Ren Xia stabbed him in the waist and said with a smile:
"Brother Guan, you are being polite. If you want to buy it or not, if you like it, I will decide to give it to you."

"That's so funny."

Painter Guan with a happy face touched the material surface of the dressing table and didn't let go, as if he didn't show any embarrassment.Zhang Wenxiang saw four strong men walking in carrying furniture, and hurried over to smoke for them, saying:
"Several masters, how can I ask you to help, we can carry it by ourselves."

The leading brawny man was not too polite, took the cigarette and lit it, and said with a smile:
"This is our job, Mr. Zhang, don't hinder us. If we are not responsible to the owner, we will be fired by the property management. You don't want us to lose our jobs, do you?"

Under the guidance of Zhang Wenxiang, the four strong men moved a pile of old furniture into the garage, and also moved the old dressing table that Painter Guan loved so much back to the house. Xiao Ma saw that it was finally done, He hurriedly greeted Lao Zhang, didn't even have time to smoke, and drove away in an Isuzu.

…"I said Brother Zhang, sister-in-law, I have nothing to say because of your great favor, how about starting a fire at my house tonight? My girl came back from other places to visit me, just in time for you to taste the authentic American style that I am good at Western food."

"... How about that... Yo, why are you poking me again?"

"No problem. Let's cook some home-cooked dishes and bring them over. We happen to have a table together. The neighbors should strengthen their relationship."

"My sister-in-law is still sensible. If you don't come at 7:[-] in the evening, I will come to the door with my things."

After Ren Xia and Guan Jiahua greeted each other and said goodbye to each other, they walked to Zhang Wenxiang, who was unknown, and said in a low voice:
"Laoguan's daughter looks pretty, and she's also an actress. I think she's a good match for our Huzi."

"You...you are simply unreasonable, so what about that Miss Min?"

"Isn't this prepared for any danger? Mr. Min is the owner of Longhua Bieyuan, so I don't think it's very reliable!"

"Just mess up the mandarin ducks, tell you, don't embarrass me at night."

"Hehe, I haven't been in the house for three days. Why, I like some mandarin ducks. You don't worry about your son. As a mother, I still hope that he will have someone to restrain him sooner."

Pressing that Ren Xia and Zhang Wenxiang were entangled with each other, Li Yao who walked into this small European-style villa really touched here and there like Grandma Liu. When he found that there was a small open-air swimming pool on the roof, Standing by the swimming pool for a long time, speechless.

Zhang Huen put his daughter in the living room and turned on the 72-inch color TV to play the children's channel. He took out two cans of beer from the refrigerator, walked over, handed him a can, and said:
"Why, I didn't lie to you, did I?"

"It's too exaggerated, too extravagant, and too inhuman!"

Li Yao shook his head while talking to himself, he turned his head to look at Zhang Huen and said:

"How did you get it? Did you sell your kidney?"

"Do you think you can get this house by selling your kidney?"

"Brother-in-law, if there is any way to make money, hurry up and recruit to the support point. I have been rectified for selling wild beef with a nagging demeanor these days."

Zhang Huen sat on a deck chair by the pool and said:

"I see that you are having a good time, and your business scope has expanded a lot."

"Don't make fun of me. I don't know whether this kind of thing is reliable or not. Isn't this forced and helpless?"

"Li Yao, keep going, be careful not to get yourself into the trap."

"I don't want you to find a way out. Is it really so much money to be an actor?"

Zhang Huen looked at him carefully, and felt that this oily brother-in-law might really be talented as an actor, so he took out his phone and shook it at Li Yao, saying:

"Why do you want to follow me? I can help you find a way, but you have to make up your mind to break up with that shitty ecological farm."

Li Yao was silent for a long time, until Ren Xia called Zhang Huen downstairs to help, then he raised his head and said firmly:
"Break it, I'll do it right away."

"Okay, after the processing is complete, find me downstairs."

It was night, and Ren Xia cooked homemade dishes, such as boiled beef, boiled pork, pepper chicken, and konjac roast duck. Two baskets were filled. Watching the time approaching 7:30, she was about to pack up. Ren Xia, who was knocking on the door next door, heard the doorbell ring. She walked out of the kitchen and found that Zhang Huen and Li Yao were sitting in front of the TV and playing TVgame. She quickly wiped her hands on her apron, opened the door, and saw a A very tall beauty in a dress squatted at the door with a plate of cakes.

"Who are you looking for?"

"Hello, Auntie. My name is Min Xiuyu. I'm your neighbor. I live in Villa No. 1 next to me. I specially made some Buller Mosbury and came here to congratulate you on your housewarming."

... Zhang Huen, who was holding the handle, was petrified the moment Min Xiuyu's voice sounded. Well, now he has become Miss San's neighbor, and the family cannot be peaceful at all.

"Oh, come in quickly, I'm really sorry to make you spend so much money."

Ren Xia immediately brought Min Xiuyu in. The cake in her hand looked very valuable, not to mention that she lived next door, and presumably she was an upper-class person who was either rich or expensive. Ren Xia felt refreshed physically and mentally to be able to deal with this kind of high-class beauty. Son is very happy.

Zhang Huen stood up and took the silver plate from his mother and put it on the dining table. Lao Zhang, who was teaching Yaya how to write calligraphy in the study, also came out with Yaya in his arms. The humble Min Xiuyu immediately bowed and said:

"Hi uncle!"

Zhang Wenxiang returned the gift in panic, Min Xiuyu took out a small white and yellow box from the diamond-encrusted satchel on her body, handed the white box to Ren Xia and said:
"This is the new gene 28 skin care cream released in the United States. It can effectively improve the skin quality at the genetic level. In fact, Auntie, you don't need any cosmetics at such a young age, but it is also good to improve the quality of the stratum corneum."

Advertisements for Gene 28 are now flying all over the summer, and the price of 2888 points has always been beyond Ren Xia’s reach. Now the little girl is very generous when she makes a move, and she speaks so straightforwardly, her face immediately burst into a smile, and she quickly said no. He didn't accept it, but stretched out his hand involuntarily.

"Uncle, this Swiss moisturizing cigarette case is purely handmade. Although it is not worth much, please accept it."

Zhang Wenxiang frowned. He had seen this kind of cigarette case on the Internet. The retail price was 688 points. Of course, it is impossible to spend two months' living expenses of the family for a small cigarette case. The little girl is playing big when she comes to the door for the first time. I don't know what she has in mind.

Seeing that Zhang Wenxiang refused to accept it, Min Xiuyu would not give up and talk about something seven, three, eight, four, Zhang Huen said to his father:
"Miss Min is Mr. Min's sister, my friend, you can accept it."

It was only then that the two elders suddenly realized that she was Min Daqian's younger sister. No wonder she was so bold. Min Xiuyu took out a butterfly-shaped pin from her bag and called Yaya to come over. Yaya saw a strange woman waving at her and hid in the Grandpa stuck his head out behind her and looked at her. Min Xiuyu walked over and squatted down, pinned the pin on Yaya's shoulder, and said to Zhang Huen:
"This is the fourth generation of a new father's helper in the United States. It can give timely feedback on the baby's physical condition and position. You only need to scan the QR code on the pin with your mobile phone to monitor the baby's condition at any time. The range is [-] kilometers. , I thought it would be useful to you, so I bought it without permission, do you have any objection?"

Zhang Huen thought that you, a goblin, really knew the situation in my house, and he couldn't even refuse the gift. He politely thanked Min Xiuyu, when the doorbell rang again, Ren Xia hurriedly sent Gene 28 He put it in his pocket, slapped his head and said:

"I forgot, brother Guan on the 3rd invited us to dinner."

Ren Xia opened the door at once, and saw Painter Guan standing at the door with two baskets, and behind her a purely dressed girl was also carrying two baskets, and she spoke first with a smile:
"Hello, Auntie, I'm Guan Yuting...you...you're Zhang Huen!"

Zhang Huen looked towards the door, and found that the blooming black sandalwood was foolishly dropping the basket in his hand, pointing at himself and opening his mouth to accept it.

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