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The reason why "I Don't Know You Are a Ghost" is so bad, so bad, has its own reasons. It is the only amateur movie in which all the actors are all BUFF, and the only amateur movie with high difficulty, Movies that destroy groups, brutalize people's hearts, have no logic, have stupid plots, and open the halo are not as good as opening the crotch.Except for the hero and heroine who can survive until the end of the play, everyone else will die inexplicably.The only film that was unanimously offered a reward by the three major organizations that resist bad films, the "Rotten Film Destruction Alliance", "Rotten Tomatoes and Rotten Eggs Market", and "Rotten Film Concentration Camp".The cumulative reward has reached 4 points since 539 years ago.

The synopsis of the plot clearly states that the male protagonist Kang Jun and the female protagonist Lan Yi are a couple of high-achieving students from Imperial University. Zang Xiong Village, a barren village with few people in the way, and contacted two local gangsters in Yuheyuan: Qiao San and Huzi were going to do something wrong.

Coincidentally encountered a huge mudslide that is rare in a hundred years, Qiao San and Huzi did not come in, the hero and heroine and the black tour guide were all trapped in Zangxiong Village, where they happened to meet two senior donkey friends——————— Ma Guangwen, Zhao Jing, five people were eager to find the way out of the mountain, and happened to stumble into a "ghost house" located on the mountainside----Feng's house on a rainy night.It happened again that the heir of the Feng family, Feng Nandi, and her fiancé, Yang Chi, had just returned from the United States to handle the housework in the old house. There were only the hostess and the old housekeeper—Xi Ying. The protagonist escaped, hid in a dark cave, and used a digital video camera to tell their story.

The difficulty of this movie is not that ghosts are powerful, but who is the ghost?Since the original investor of the film planned to rank this film as the number one thriller and suspense horror film in the summer, the rules of real movies were adopted for the confirmation of ghosts -- random numbers were randomly selected.

Who is a ghost and who is a ghost is randomly deduced according to the plot, so many viewers seem a little baffled after watching it, shouting that this is unscientific.

And ghosts' methods of harming people are also strange, and many shots are full of nonsensical and illogical performances, so since the film was born, it has been stigmatized as the worst horror film, causing investors to go bankrupt and liquidate. In the past four years, there have always been idle people who are full of food and have nothing to do, and have too much money to digest this bad movie, and it has also attracted countless actors who have dedicated themselves to acting for credit. Among the army.When Zhang Huen found this bad movie, he also hesitated in his heart. Ghost movies, especially Daxia ghost movies, are simply unreasonable existences. It is easier to understand the real ones such as the zombies of the former Qing Dynasty and the ancient corpses of the pre-Qin period. , ghost upper body, ghost reincarnation, ghost fetus and the like without entity are basically unsolvable.

It's just that there is no solution, this kind of ghost film can't scare people, the effect of horror film is not bad when it is made into comedy, generally it is as boring as hypnotic drama, and even the actors become boring.

He didn't know if his new ability could work in this kind of bad movie, but the high reward of 539 made him confused, so he clicked in directly, playing the role of Feng Nandi's fiancé Yang Chi, a bit arrogant, brain-dead, dissatisfied with desires The sea turtle, who is full of ABC, belongs to the role of soy sauce and box lunch in the plot.

According to the requirements of the script, Yang Chi, a scumbag, had extremely nasty thoughts about the heroine Lan Yi. On the first night, he blocked Lan Yi in the bathroom in an attempt to attack him. When Lan Yi screamed and rushed over, Kang Jun had panda eyes, Feng Nandi also saw Yang Chi's face clearly, and let the old housekeeper Xi Ying kick him out.Then on the next morning in the early summer, the body of this bastard was hung by his own belt on the crooked neck tree in Feng's house, and his death was miserable.

In the script interpretation room, Zhang Huen met other cosplayers.

The little girl who plays Feng Nandi is a prostitute, probably a college student from a film and television school, her face looks youthful and sweet, and her figure is not bad, but she is a little short.

The little girl frequently teased him with her beautiful eyes. She probably didn't expect "Yang Chi" to be a tall, mighty, muscular man. When he thought of Yang Chi and Feng Nandi having a passionate kiss scene, Zhang Huen had one head and two big heads. Ever since his wife After his death in a car accident, it would be very difficult for him to develop feelings for other women. If he still had a subconscious mind, this kind of drama might be over with his eyes closed, but now that he doesn't have a subconscious mind, it may be very difficult to pass.

Except for the old man who plays Xi Ying, who is a little unclear, the other actors are not battle-tested goods, and they are probably here to mix their qualifications.After everyone confirmed the script, the movie started.

The Feng family's old house is really worthy of the word "old house", there is a smell of corruption everywhere, there is not even a lamp, and the light can only be supported by a few half-dead candles.

"Stupid, what are you looking at? Go take a look for Uncle Xi, and don't let any bad guys come in."

Seeing his cute little sister being crazy about him, Zhang Huen was at a loss for what to do. For many years, except for his wife, there was no other woman who acted cute to him.

"Feng Nandi - played by: Fan Mengqi

Performing Arts Level: Level 3 Actor

Acting skills: charming and charming
born smart
Status: healthy
Subconscious mind: calm in times of crisis
Attention: 6699
Income: 0
Schedule: "Dynasty" and "Beauty Commando""

The delicate Feng Nandi poked Zhang Huen's shoulder with her finger, pulling him back from the shock.

With an awkward smile, he followed Xi Ying, who was grimacing, with a flashlight to the gate of the house.Scanning Xiying secretly:
"Xi Ying - played by Bei Xingding

Performing Arts Level: Level 4 Actor

Acting skills: cunning
close gait
lion fighting rabbit
solid body
Status: strong
Subconscious: cruel
Attention: 14167
Income: 0
Schedule: "Super Power Wars", "Fire Front 2""

Looking at the stats of the wrinkled old man, Zhang Huen almost jumped up. What the hell kind of crap movie is this? Even mainstream actors come in to play tricks?The old man looked indifferent, but if he really wanted to fight with himself, the outcome would still be five or five.

"who are you?"

Bei Xingding's old voice is very emotional, a bit like the old janitor in horror movies, a little hoarse in the dark, if you add the sentence "Heaven has a way, you don't go, hell has no way, you break in" It is estimated that it can scare people to pee.

"Master, we came to Yuheyuan for tourism, and we couldn't get out when we encountered mudslides. We really can't get out of the mountain on this heavy rainy day. Could you please let us go in for a night?"

"Sorry, this is a private residence, not an inn, you guys should find another place."

Bei Xing was too lazy to ask, so he directly refused them, and there was another knock on the door, and this time it was replaced by a female voice who was slamming ** and bombarding the sky:
"I said, old man, do you still have any humanitarian spirit? In this dark and rainy day, where can we find a place to live? Let me tell you, if it weren't for seeing your poor house, which is still a bit popular, Miss Ben would not be bothered." Come to this ghost place of yours?"...

"Xiaoyi, don't say a few words."

"Ah Jun, why are you being polite to this kind of old man? Since he sees death and refuses to save him, his character is not much better. I said old man, half of his foot is in the coffin, and I haven't seen you jumping out of this damn place. Thank you!" You have 1000 yuan, open the door quickly."

Bei Xingding walked towards the inner room with a flashlight as if he hadn't heard it. Zhang Huen sighed, and according to the script, it was time for him, a sexually obsessed scum, to act. He helplessly stopped Bei Xingding , read the lines:
"Uncle Xi, it's not easy to go out, so please help me."

Old man Bei glanced at him and said calmly:

"Mr. Yang, you are not our uncle, it's not your turn to speak."

In fact, Zhang Huen didn't want to practice according to the plot at all. As long as the five people outside the door were not allowed to enter, the show would be exploded automatically. However, he knew that the strong inertia of the plot would definitely make the "ghosts" among the five people try their best to get in. Let them make a sudden attack by surprise, it's better to let them in and keep them under their noses.

So he asked Fan Mengqi for instructions according to the plot, and after getting Fan Mengqi's consent, he opened the door of Feng's house.

"I said why are you so slow, didn't you see that we were all drenched?"

As soon as Lan Yi, the heroine who pulls and blows up the sky, comes on stage, she is wearing a white miniskirt with big white legs, stepping on a pair of red high-heeled shoes, and stepping wet into the gate of Feng's house, shaking a pair of jade rabbits in white thin shirts.

"Ran Yi - Actor: Park Mi-sun

Performing Arts Level: Level 2 Actor

Acting Skills: Hu Mei
demagogic
Status: healthy
Subconscious mind: small belly chicken intestines
Attention: 7883
Income: 0
Schedule: "Super Power Wars", "The King From The Stars""

As for the other few people, Zhang Huen only glanced at them, they were all extras who didn't even show their acting level and skills, except for the red and purple BUFF on the male lead, they were all soy sauce characters.

Park Mi-sun, a beautiful woman who has obviously undergone plastic surgery, started to throw map cannons indiscriminately as soon as she stepped into the living room with candles, saying that the house is dirty and dirty, pointing at the monk and scolding the bald man, saying that Xiying is an old man, Feng Nandi is a goblin, and According to the script, the scumbag Yang should be dazed by the beautiful woman Lan Yi at this time, and he almost kneel down and act like a dog, licking B and betraying his country.

But Zhang Huen hated this woman very much, even if he didn't hate him, he would definitely not continue to act according to the script. This woman is a ghost, a sworn enemy, and the key to a successful drama.