Nine Star Hegemony Technique
Chapter 2869
Chapter 2869
Turning his face was faster than turning a book, the old man was full of anger, his eyes wished to cut Long Chen into pieces.
He was caught by Long Chen before, but now that this incident has passed, he has returned to his original identity, pointing directly at Long Chen's previous mistakes.
Long Chen grabbed him once, and this time, he also grabbed Long Chen's handle. He looked like he wanted to beat Long Chen himself.
"Insult Mr. Dean? You don't want to spitting blood, when did I insult Mr. Dean?" Long Chen said angrily, his face filled with grievance and righteous indignation almost made people believe it.
"You...you are so shameless, have you forgotten what you just said?" The old man was almost so angry that he didn't come up. This Long Chen's ability to pretend to be crazy is not small.
"What did I say?" Long Chen asked back.
"Master Dean has a big butt." The old man shouted.
"If you say it, you are insulting the dean? Then you said it too, are we guilty of the same crime?" Long Chen said disdainfully.
"you……"
The old man almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and he fell into Long Chen's trap again.
"Pfft..."
The two sisters, Zhong Ling and Zhong Xiu, finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. The two of them had endured it for a long time before, but now everyone couldn't help it anymore. Looking at the old man's blushing and thick neck, he couldn't help laughing.
Mu Qingyun hugged the two of them, and covered their mouths with both hands tightly, telling them not to laugh out loud, but the previous laughter had already spread, so it was useless to cover their mouths.
And it's okay if she doesn't cover it, it's just trying to cover it up. Seeing the two little girls trembling, it's obvious that they can't laugh anymore, Mu Qingyun is angry, anxious and embarrassed.
"Respected Chief Inspector, they didn't do it on purpose." Mu Qingyun looked at the old man's eyes as if he was about to eat someone, and apologized quickly.
The old man's face was so dark that it was almost dripping mozi. He gritted his teeth and said, "Long Chen, don't mess around and pretend to be crazy. You must answer my question directly."
"Just answer the answer, is it amazing? I still say that, I didn't insult the respected dean." Long Chen shook his head.
"Your reason cannot convince anyone." The old man said coldly.
"You want a reason, it's very simple, you answer me directly, if I say that our dean has a big heart, is it an insult?" Long Chen asked.
"Of course not," said the old man.
"How big are your hands?"
"doesn't count"
"How big are your feet?"
"doesn't count"
"The butt is big, how can it be considered an insult? Hands and feet are human organs, and so is the buttocks. Why are big hands and feet counted, but big butts?" Long Chen asked.
For a while, the audience was silent. Luo Bing, Luo Ning, Mu Qingyun and others looked at Long Chen with joy on their faces. do not have much left.
The old man was immediately speechless and didn't know how to answer. If the answer didn't count, then he couldn't convict Long Chen. into the dust pit.
Before the old man could speak, Long Chen continued: "Hands and feet are fine, because they are always exposed.
And the butt you think is a shameful word, because we always have a fig leaf on our butt.
It is because of a fig leaf that the essence has not changed, but the nature has changed. It becomes a shameful thing to think that the butt is exposed.
A fig leaf, no matter where it is worn, will change its nature over time.
For example, some people sit in a certain position majesticly, with a human touch, and don't do anything human, because they wear a fig leaf on their faces, their eyes are jealous, and their buttocks and face are stupidly unclear. "
The people present were both surprised and funny when they heard Long Chen's words, and at the same time, they had a little admiration for Long Chen.
Although what Long Chen said was a bit vulgar, but the words were not rough, they contained deep meaning and were thought-provoking. It is not easy to have such insights at a young age.
And as far as the butt matter was concerned, he repeatedly beat and beat him, pointing out that the old man was deliberately targeting him, wearing a fair skin, but using his ass as a face.
"You..." The old man was furious, and when he stood up, his mind went blank, and he didn't know what words to use to fight back.
He is a judge, and he communicates with others in a question-and-answer system, and he has too little experience in verbal confrontation with others.
But Long Chen is different, he can write and fight, he can fight and scold, he can write and write poetry, and martial arts can stabilize the country. He can make you kneel and beg for mercy when he beats you, and makes you jump like a dog when he scolds you.
Li Guai and the others looked at Long Chen and almost knelt down to worship him. The longer they got along with Long Chen, the more they felt that Long Chen was so tall and worshiped that he looked up from a high mountain.
In the past, they were succumbed to Long Chen's terrifying combat power, but as they gradually got to know Long Chen, they found that any thing in Long Chen was enough for them to learn for a lifetime. From Long Chen, they completely understood a Words—genius, real genius.
"Clap clap clap..."
Suddenly a burst of applause resounded from a corner of the hall. There, there was an old man wearing a straw hat that covered his face, revealing only his snow-white beard and long hair.
When his applause sounded, followed by others, the applause soon resounded throughout the hall. Long Chen's remarks were indeed very exciting.
The faces of the two old men became extremely ugly.
"Snapped"
The scar-faced old man clapped the gavel in his hands and shouted:
"quiet"
The applause gradually died down, and the quietness before was gradually restored, but the faces of the two old men were extremely ugly, while the head of the Discipline Academy was calm and relaxed.
Long Chen also laughed. Judging from the exasperated expressions of the two, it seems that the strong people present knew something about these two old guys, otherwise they would not applaud and deliberately stimulated the two. It seems that the two old guys offended Many people, many people can't understand them.
"Okay, that's the end of Long Chen's previous inappropriate remarks. Next, let's go straight to the point, all stand up, prohibit noise, and start the trial ceremony." The head of the Precepts Academy stood up with a serious face.
As he stood up, everyone stood up, even everyone in the guest seats also stood up. Suddenly, the scene became serious.
"buzz"
At this moment, the runes on the two statues in the hall slowly lit up, and a sacred and solemn light appeared above the entire hall.
At the same time, the position of the first three people in the Discipline Academy began to rise slowly, forming an arc-shaped high platform, and the whole scene was full of majesty.
The head of the Discipline Academy and the other two elders saluted the two statues before slowly returning to their seats.
The head of the Discipline Academy had a serious face, and shouted in a cold voice: "Xuan Chukuang, Chu Yishan, and Ye Ming entered the palace for trial."
(End of this chapter)
Turning his face was faster than turning a book, the old man was full of anger, his eyes wished to cut Long Chen into pieces.
He was caught by Long Chen before, but now that this incident has passed, he has returned to his original identity, pointing directly at Long Chen's previous mistakes.
Long Chen grabbed him once, and this time, he also grabbed Long Chen's handle. He looked like he wanted to beat Long Chen himself.
"Insult Mr. Dean? You don't want to spitting blood, when did I insult Mr. Dean?" Long Chen said angrily, his face filled with grievance and righteous indignation almost made people believe it.
"You...you are so shameless, have you forgotten what you just said?" The old man was almost so angry that he didn't come up. This Long Chen's ability to pretend to be crazy is not small.
"What did I say?" Long Chen asked back.
"Master Dean has a big butt." The old man shouted.
"If you say it, you are insulting the dean? Then you said it too, are we guilty of the same crime?" Long Chen said disdainfully.
"you……"
The old man almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and he fell into Long Chen's trap again.
"Pfft..."
The two sisters, Zhong Ling and Zhong Xiu, finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. The two of them had endured it for a long time before, but now everyone couldn't help it anymore. Looking at the old man's blushing and thick neck, he couldn't help laughing.
Mu Qingyun hugged the two of them, and covered their mouths with both hands tightly, telling them not to laugh out loud, but the previous laughter had already spread, so it was useless to cover their mouths.
And it's okay if she doesn't cover it, it's just trying to cover it up. Seeing the two little girls trembling, it's obvious that they can't laugh anymore, Mu Qingyun is angry, anxious and embarrassed.
"Respected Chief Inspector, they didn't do it on purpose." Mu Qingyun looked at the old man's eyes as if he was about to eat someone, and apologized quickly.
The old man's face was so dark that it was almost dripping mozi. He gritted his teeth and said, "Long Chen, don't mess around and pretend to be crazy. You must answer my question directly."
"Just answer the answer, is it amazing? I still say that, I didn't insult the respected dean." Long Chen shook his head.
"Your reason cannot convince anyone." The old man said coldly.
"You want a reason, it's very simple, you answer me directly, if I say that our dean has a big heart, is it an insult?" Long Chen asked.
"Of course not," said the old man.
"How big are your hands?"
"doesn't count"
"How big are your feet?"
"doesn't count"
"The butt is big, how can it be considered an insult? Hands and feet are human organs, and so is the buttocks. Why are big hands and feet counted, but big butts?" Long Chen asked.
For a while, the audience was silent. Luo Bing, Luo Ning, Mu Qingyun and others looked at Long Chen with joy on their faces. do not have much left.
The old man was immediately speechless and didn't know how to answer. If the answer didn't count, then he couldn't convict Long Chen. into the dust pit.
Before the old man could speak, Long Chen continued: "Hands and feet are fine, because they are always exposed.
And the butt you think is a shameful word, because we always have a fig leaf on our butt.
It is because of a fig leaf that the essence has not changed, but the nature has changed. It becomes a shameful thing to think that the butt is exposed.
A fig leaf, no matter where it is worn, will change its nature over time.
For example, some people sit in a certain position majesticly, with a human touch, and don't do anything human, because they wear a fig leaf on their faces, their eyes are jealous, and their buttocks and face are stupidly unclear. "
The people present were both surprised and funny when they heard Long Chen's words, and at the same time, they had a little admiration for Long Chen.
Although what Long Chen said was a bit vulgar, but the words were not rough, they contained deep meaning and were thought-provoking. It is not easy to have such insights at a young age.
And as far as the butt matter was concerned, he repeatedly beat and beat him, pointing out that the old man was deliberately targeting him, wearing a fair skin, but using his ass as a face.
"You..." The old man was furious, and when he stood up, his mind went blank, and he didn't know what words to use to fight back.
He is a judge, and he communicates with others in a question-and-answer system, and he has too little experience in verbal confrontation with others.
But Long Chen is different, he can write and fight, he can fight and scold, he can write and write poetry, and martial arts can stabilize the country. He can make you kneel and beg for mercy when he beats you, and makes you jump like a dog when he scolds you.
Li Guai and the others looked at Long Chen and almost knelt down to worship him. The longer they got along with Long Chen, the more they felt that Long Chen was so tall and worshiped that he looked up from a high mountain.
In the past, they were succumbed to Long Chen's terrifying combat power, but as they gradually got to know Long Chen, they found that any thing in Long Chen was enough for them to learn for a lifetime. From Long Chen, they completely understood a Words—genius, real genius.
"Clap clap clap..."
Suddenly a burst of applause resounded from a corner of the hall. There, there was an old man wearing a straw hat that covered his face, revealing only his snow-white beard and long hair.
When his applause sounded, followed by others, the applause soon resounded throughout the hall. Long Chen's remarks were indeed very exciting.
The faces of the two old men became extremely ugly.
"Snapped"
The scar-faced old man clapped the gavel in his hands and shouted:
"quiet"
The applause gradually died down, and the quietness before was gradually restored, but the faces of the two old men were extremely ugly, while the head of the Discipline Academy was calm and relaxed.
Long Chen also laughed. Judging from the exasperated expressions of the two, it seems that the strong people present knew something about these two old guys, otherwise they would not applaud and deliberately stimulated the two. It seems that the two old guys offended Many people, many people can't understand them.
"Okay, that's the end of Long Chen's previous inappropriate remarks. Next, let's go straight to the point, all stand up, prohibit noise, and start the trial ceremony." The head of the Precepts Academy stood up with a serious face.
As he stood up, everyone stood up, even everyone in the guest seats also stood up. Suddenly, the scene became serious.
"buzz"
At this moment, the runes on the two statues in the hall slowly lit up, and a sacred and solemn light appeared above the entire hall.
At the same time, the position of the first three people in the Discipline Academy began to rise slowly, forming an arc-shaped high platform, and the whole scene was full of majesty.
The head of the Discipline Academy and the other two elders saluted the two statues before slowly returning to their seats.
The head of the Discipline Academy had a serious face, and shouted in a cold voice: "Xuan Chukuang, Chu Yishan, and Ye Ming entered the palace for trial."
(End of this chapter)
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