Nine Star Hegemony Technique
Chapter 1188 Li Wanji
Chapter 1188 Li Wanji
Of course it can't be natural, the little bastard in Long Chen's mouth is referring to Han Zhenyu who was beheaded by him.
Han Zhenyu is actually not a prince, not a direct descendant of the royal family, but he is also a member of the royal family, the future pillar of the ancient country of Korea.
That's why Han Zhenyu had the identity jade talisman left behind by the powerful ancient Korean country, but this identity jade talisman did not save Han Zhenyu's life. Long Chen didn't buy the ancient Han country's account and hacked him to death directly.
One of the eighth little princes was brutally killed by others. The face of the ancient country of Korea is considered a big shame.
Seeing Long Chen swearing at each other, Han Wenjun was furious, but he didn't show it, and said lightly:
"I have heard about your name for a long time, but your words and demeanor are dirty, which is not suitable for the post of reception envoy. Is there no talent in the Great Xia Kingdom?"
"No, no, your Excellency completely misunderstood, receiving shit is not a job, but a dirty and tiring job.
No one else is willing to come here, so they sent me here, you haven't seen me, did you change your clothes specially, because you are afraid of getting dirty things. "Long Chen patted the armor on his body and smiled.
Han Wenjun made two sarcasm to Long Chen, but was slapped back by Long Chen. Although he tried his best to suppress it, his face still became unsightly.
He originally wanted to irritate Long Chen, he wanted to see Long Chen jump like thunder, and he was also very good at this, because in the ancient country of Daxia, many people were so angry that they blushed and their necks were thick, but he couldn't do anything about it, Xia Yunchong was one of them .
It's a pity that he chose the wrong person. When it comes to cynicism and sarcasm, Long Chen is definitely a master-level figure.
"Big Xia sent someone like you, Long Chen, to receive us. I believe that you, Long Chen, are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and poetry?" Han Wenjun said in a different way.
Because Han Wenjun's envoys actually come to Daxia to study and discuss under the banner of cultural exchanges.
Among them, there will be exchanges of poetry, poetry, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Of course, martial arts exchanges are also part of it.
Therefore, the people who have always received diplomatic missions must be highly talented, educated and rich, and basically have both civil and military skills.
Han Wenjun has already inquired about it. Long Chen is a martial artist with a very poor background. He was struggling at the bottom of the cultivation world. The key.
"Poetry and poetry, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, three teachings and nine streams, five elements and eight trigrams, plum blossoms are easy to count, and Qimen Dunjia, there is nothing I, Long Chen, don't understand." Long Chen said brazenly.
"You... bragging, how could you know so much at such a young age?" Han Wenjun was taken aback by Long Chen, but soon understood that Long Chen was fooling him, and couldn't help sneering.
Not only Han Wenjun was taken aback, but he opened the way ahead, and the thousands of Daxia Dahan powerhouses behind him all showed disbelief, which is too exaggerated.
"Don't use your IQ to measure my intelligence, you haven't seen such a person, it doesn't mean you don't have one.
Let me ask you, your father... Forget it, let me speak in plain language, so as not to waste words, does your father like playing chess the most, or is he a chess master, right? "Long Chen said.
"That's right, my father's chess skills are rare." Han Wenjun said proudly.
A generation of emperors, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, have passed down countless wonderful poems for the world to praise. Han Wenjun's father, who is the contemporary emperor of Korea, is indeed very talented.
"You may not believe it, but I have known your father for a long time, but I have to say that your father is very talented and admirable.
It's just that your father, Mr. Li, is a bit stubborn..." Long Chen said seriously.
"Wait, what nonsense are you talking about? My Han Wenjun's surname is Han, and my father is the mighty Emperor of Han. Why is his surname Li?" Han Wenjun retorted on the spot.
Idiot, with this IQ, I can only be a frog at the bottom of a well, but with this IQ, I can rest assured.
"Your surname is Han. It stands to reason that your father should have your surname Ha. I'm sorry, I know too many famous people, so I got confused."
Long Chen pretended to be embarrassed, and quickly apologized: "But it's true that I knew your father, it was about ten years ago, when I was a teenager, playing chess at home.
For some reason, your father suddenly appeared and said he wanted to play chess with me. You might not believe me, although I am proficient in all things, I am the best at chess.
As a result, I fought with your father at that time. At that time, I didn't know that your father was the emperor of a country, so I didn't show mercy.
I have to say that your father's chess is very good, but I'm not bad either, the two of them are inseparable, the sky is dark, the sun and the moon are dark..."
The people along the way couldn't help being speechless, just play chess, just a few pieces, is it that exaggerated?
Long Chen was afraid of being interrupted, so he spoke very quickly: "After a fight, it was a tragedy, the generals were all killed, and the two of us ended up with only one chess piece left.
I have a 'scholar' left, and your father has a 'bishop' left. I said draw, but your father refused.
Your father uses that 'elephant' to imitate me, and I use that 'elephant' to imitate your father, so it has entered a tug-of-war: your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me and I am your father..."
Long Chen spoke too fast, and Han Wenjun listened to "Your father is like me, I am your father" three times in a row before he came back to it.
"Long Chen, you are courting death." Han Wenjun roared angrily.
"Hey, okay, why are you swearing?" Long Chen looked puzzled.
"You are provoking me, Dahan." Han Wenjun looked at Long Chen, his eyes were full of killing intent, and a terrifying coercion locked Long Chen.
"Why did I curse? I told the truth." Long Chen said innocently.
"You...you are clearly provoking on purpose." Han Wenjun stopped in his tracks and said coldly.
Paralysis, I hate these two words the most. You f---ing deliberately hurt me before, why isn't it a provocation?
Long Chen shook his head and said: "Your Excellency Han Wenjun, my Great Xia is a state of etiquette, but I don't allow others to be presumptuous.
What I said was true. The person who played chess with me was named Han Zhongsheng, which was the name he left behind at that time.
I didn't know who he was at the time, but when I arrived in Zhongzhou, I found out that he was actually the emperor of the ancient kingdom of Korea. "
"Bastard, there are so many people with the same name and surname in the world, how do you know that he is my father?" Han Wenjun said angrily.
Long Chen suddenly realized: "Ah? It turned out to be just the same name. It seems to be a misunderstanding. Hey, let me say, how could a generation of emperors play chess with me? Thanks to your words, it opened my mind for many years. Thank you so much for the unsolved mystery."
After Long Chen finished speaking, he clasped his fists in a hurry, with a look of gratitude on his face, but Han Wenjun was so angry with hatred.
He was cheated by Long Chen again. His sentence: There are too many people with the same name and surname, which is equivalent to giving Long Chen a siege. It gave Long Chen an excuse to admit the wrong person. .
……
When Long Chen pissed Han Wenjun half to death, far away in the palace of Great Xia City, Emperor Xia Yuyang of Great Xia was sitting on the main hall, and opposite him was Xia Yunchong's master, and the two were tasting tea.
"Make the best use of everything, Long Chen is really talented, but this is a trick that Li Tianxuan has used before. If you use it again, don't you feel like picking up people's teeth?" Xia Yunchong's master looked at Xia Yuyang and smiled.
"Some classic methods are never tire of use. Don't you think this picture is very pleasing to the eye?" Xia Yuyang said indifferently.
On the wall, Long Chen was gesturing to Han Wenjun at this time, and he was frothing to cover up the wonderful process of "Your father is like me, I am your father". It is the first time they have heard of this kind of routine that is often played among the people.
……
Finally, Han Wenjun learned his lesson, suppressed the anger in his heart, and began to pretend to appreciate the scenery along the way, and stopped talking to Long Chen to avoid colliding with him.
He found that ten of him were not Long Chen's opponent in terms of words. Long Chen's routines were thousands of times better than his. If he was not careful, he would fall into a pit, but he was a little unwilling. Secretly made a gesture.
"Hmph, so vulgar, is he a man? Why are men in Daxia so tasteless? No wonder women in Daxia like to marry me into Dahan." The woman looked at Long Chen and said.
Yo, actually sent a female general?The men in Daehan are too rogue, so let the women go.
"I'm sorry, this beautiful lady, there is a typo in your sentence, I need to correct you.
First, I'm not from Daxia, I'm just a temporary excrement collector, so this sentence is meaningless.
Second, beautiful lady, don't use such words to provoke a man. If the other party replies to you: Am I a man, do you want to try?How should you answer? "Long Chen spread his hands and said helplessly.
Although it was an indirect and tactful answer, the words were still too explicit, and the woman was immediately ashamed and angry.
"Rogue/ruffian," the woman said angrily.
The woman was slender, with a protruding front and back, and she looked very good, but to Long Chen who was used to seeing beautiful women, it was nothing. Compared with Meng Qi, she was nothing more than a green leaf.
"Miss beautiful, it's meaningless for you to talk like that. You obviously questioned my male equipment and reproductive ability. I answered you in a pertinent and tactful way. Why did you become a hooligan?" innocent way.
At this time, the entourage of the ancient kingdom of Great Xia knew that they couldn't laugh, for fear of losing their dignity, but they couldn't help it, they didn't know how painful it was to hold back along the way.
Seeing the expressions of the guards who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, the woman was angry and said angrily:
"Long Chen, if you are a man, accept my challenge from Li Wanji."
"So it's you?" Long Chen was shocked, and looked at the woman in disbelief.
"You know me?" Li Wanji said coldly.
"I don't know you, but I've often heard people mention you. No wonder His Majesty the Great Xia Emperor and the princes are so busy, because I thought of an adjective." Long Chen said shyly.
"Every day manages everything?"
After Long Chen finished speaking, these four words suddenly appeared in the minds of the Daxia guards present.
"puff puff"
In the palace hall, two peerless powerhouses who were drinking tea failed to resist the sudden injury, and a sip of tea spewed out of their mouths.
(End of this chapter)
Of course it can't be natural, the little bastard in Long Chen's mouth is referring to Han Zhenyu who was beheaded by him.
Han Zhenyu is actually not a prince, not a direct descendant of the royal family, but he is also a member of the royal family, the future pillar of the ancient country of Korea.
That's why Han Zhenyu had the identity jade talisman left behind by the powerful ancient Korean country, but this identity jade talisman did not save Han Zhenyu's life. Long Chen didn't buy the ancient Han country's account and hacked him to death directly.
One of the eighth little princes was brutally killed by others. The face of the ancient country of Korea is considered a big shame.
Seeing Long Chen swearing at each other, Han Wenjun was furious, but he didn't show it, and said lightly:
"I have heard about your name for a long time, but your words and demeanor are dirty, which is not suitable for the post of reception envoy. Is there no talent in the Great Xia Kingdom?"
"No, no, your Excellency completely misunderstood, receiving shit is not a job, but a dirty and tiring job.
No one else is willing to come here, so they sent me here, you haven't seen me, did you change your clothes specially, because you are afraid of getting dirty things. "Long Chen patted the armor on his body and smiled.
Han Wenjun made two sarcasm to Long Chen, but was slapped back by Long Chen. Although he tried his best to suppress it, his face still became unsightly.
He originally wanted to irritate Long Chen, he wanted to see Long Chen jump like thunder, and he was also very good at this, because in the ancient country of Daxia, many people were so angry that they blushed and their necks were thick, but he couldn't do anything about it, Xia Yunchong was one of them .
It's a pity that he chose the wrong person. When it comes to cynicism and sarcasm, Long Chen is definitely a master-level figure.
"Big Xia sent someone like you, Long Chen, to receive us. I believe that you, Long Chen, are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and poetry?" Han Wenjun said in a different way.
Because Han Wenjun's envoys actually come to Daxia to study and discuss under the banner of cultural exchanges.
Among them, there will be exchanges of poetry, poetry, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Of course, martial arts exchanges are also part of it.
Therefore, the people who have always received diplomatic missions must be highly talented, educated and rich, and basically have both civil and military skills.
Han Wenjun has already inquired about it. Long Chen is a martial artist with a very poor background. He was struggling at the bottom of the cultivation world. The key.
"Poetry and poetry, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, three teachings and nine streams, five elements and eight trigrams, plum blossoms are easy to count, and Qimen Dunjia, there is nothing I, Long Chen, don't understand." Long Chen said brazenly.
"You... bragging, how could you know so much at such a young age?" Han Wenjun was taken aback by Long Chen, but soon understood that Long Chen was fooling him, and couldn't help sneering.
Not only Han Wenjun was taken aback, but he opened the way ahead, and the thousands of Daxia Dahan powerhouses behind him all showed disbelief, which is too exaggerated.
"Don't use your IQ to measure my intelligence, you haven't seen such a person, it doesn't mean you don't have one.
Let me ask you, your father... Forget it, let me speak in plain language, so as not to waste words, does your father like playing chess the most, or is he a chess master, right? "Long Chen said.
"That's right, my father's chess skills are rare." Han Wenjun said proudly.
A generation of emperors, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, have passed down countless wonderful poems for the world to praise. Han Wenjun's father, who is the contemporary emperor of Korea, is indeed very talented.
"You may not believe it, but I have known your father for a long time, but I have to say that your father is very talented and admirable.
It's just that your father, Mr. Li, is a bit stubborn..." Long Chen said seriously.
"Wait, what nonsense are you talking about? My Han Wenjun's surname is Han, and my father is the mighty Emperor of Han. Why is his surname Li?" Han Wenjun retorted on the spot.
Idiot, with this IQ, I can only be a frog at the bottom of a well, but with this IQ, I can rest assured.
"Your surname is Han. It stands to reason that your father should have your surname Ha. I'm sorry, I know too many famous people, so I got confused."
Long Chen pretended to be embarrassed, and quickly apologized: "But it's true that I knew your father, it was about ten years ago, when I was a teenager, playing chess at home.
For some reason, your father suddenly appeared and said he wanted to play chess with me. You might not believe me, although I am proficient in all things, I am the best at chess.
As a result, I fought with your father at that time. At that time, I didn't know that your father was the emperor of a country, so I didn't show mercy.
I have to say that your father's chess is very good, but I'm not bad either, the two of them are inseparable, the sky is dark, the sun and the moon are dark..."
The people along the way couldn't help being speechless, just play chess, just a few pieces, is it that exaggerated?
Long Chen was afraid of being interrupted, so he spoke very quickly: "After a fight, it was a tragedy, the generals were all killed, and the two of us ended up with only one chess piece left.
I have a 'scholar' left, and your father has a 'bishop' left. I said draw, but your father refused.
Your father uses that 'elephant' to imitate me, and I use that 'elephant' to imitate your father, so it has entered a tug-of-war: your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me and I am your father..."
Long Chen spoke too fast, and Han Wenjun listened to "Your father is like me, I am your father" three times in a row before he came back to it.
"Long Chen, you are courting death." Han Wenjun roared angrily.
"Hey, okay, why are you swearing?" Long Chen looked puzzled.
"You are provoking me, Dahan." Han Wenjun looked at Long Chen, his eyes were full of killing intent, and a terrifying coercion locked Long Chen.
"Why did I curse? I told the truth." Long Chen said innocently.
"You...you are clearly provoking on purpose." Han Wenjun stopped in his tracks and said coldly.
Paralysis, I hate these two words the most. You f---ing deliberately hurt me before, why isn't it a provocation?
Long Chen shook his head and said: "Your Excellency Han Wenjun, my Great Xia is a state of etiquette, but I don't allow others to be presumptuous.
What I said was true. The person who played chess with me was named Han Zhongsheng, which was the name he left behind at that time.
I didn't know who he was at the time, but when I arrived in Zhongzhou, I found out that he was actually the emperor of the ancient kingdom of Korea. "
"Bastard, there are so many people with the same name and surname in the world, how do you know that he is my father?" Han Wenjun said angrily.
Long Chen suddenly realized: "Ah? It turned out to be just the same name. It seems to be a misunderstanding. Hey, let me say, how could a generation of emperors play chess with me? Thanks to your words, it opened my mind for many years. Thank you so much for the unsolved mystery."
After Long Chen finished speaking, he clasped his fists in a hurry, with a look of gratitude on his face, but Han Wenjun was so angry with hatred.
He was cheated by Long Chen again. His sentence: There are too many people with the same name and surname, which is equivalent to giving Long Chen a siege. It gave Long Chen an excuse to admit the wrong person. .
……
When Long Chen pissed Han Wenjun half to death, far away in the palace of Great Xia City, Emperor Xia Yuyang of Great Xia was sitting on the main hall, and opposite him was Xia Yunchong's master, and the two were tasting tea.
"Make the best use of everything, Long Chen is really talented, but this is a trick that Li Tianxuan has used before. If you use it again, don't you feel like picking up people's teeth?" Xia Yunchong's master looked at Xia Yuyang and smiled.
"Some classic methods are never tire of use. Don't you think this picture is very pleasing to the eye?" Xia Yuyang said indifferently.
On the wall, Long Chen was gesturing to Han Wenjun at this time, and he was frothing to cover up the wonderful process of "Your father is like me, I am your father". It is the first time they have heard of this kind of routine that is often played among the people.
……
Finally, Han Wenjun learned his lesson, suppressed the anger in his heart, and began to pretend to appreciate the scenery along the way, and stopped talking to Long Chen to avoid colliding with him.
He found that ten of him were not Long Chen's opponent in terms of words. Long Chen's routines were thousands of times better than his. If he was not careful, he would fall into a pit, but he was a little unwilling. Secretly made a gesture.
"Hmph, so vulgar, is he a man? Why are men in Daxia so tasteless? No wonder women in Daxia like to marry me into Dahan." The woman looked at Long Chen and said.
Yo, actually sent a female general?The men in Daehan are too rogue, so let the women go.
"I'm sorry, this beautiful lady, there is a typo in your sentence, I need to correct you.
First, I'm not from Daxia, I'm just a temporary excrement collector, so this sentence is meaningless.
Second, beautiful lady, don't use such words to provoke a man. If the other party replies to you: Am I a man, do you want to try?How should you answer? "Long Chen spread his hands and said helplessly.
Although it was an indirect and tactful answer, the words were still too explicit, and the woman was immediately ashamed and angry.
"Rogue/ruffian," the woman said angrily.
The woman was slender, with a protruding front and back, and she looked very good, but to Long Chen who was used to seeing beautiful women, it was nothing. Compared with Meng Qi, she was nothing more than a green leaf.
"Miss beautiful, it's meaningless for you to talk like that. You obviously questioned my male equipment and reproductive ability. I answered you in a pertinent and tactful way. Why did you become a hooligan?" innocent way.
At this time, the entourage of the ancient kingdom of Great Xia knew that they couldn't laugh, for fear of losing their dignity, but they couldn't help it, they didn't know how painful it was to hold back along the way.
Seeing the expressions of the guards who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, the woman was angry and said angrily:
"Long Chen, if you are a man, accept my challenge from Li Wanji."
"So it's you?" Long Chen was shocked, and looked at the woman in disbelief.
"You know me?" Li Wanji said coldly.
"I don't know you, but I've often heard people mention you. No wonder His Majesty the Great Xia Emperor and the princes are so busy, because I thought of an adjective." Long Chen said shyly.
"Every day manages everything?"
After Long Chen finished speaking, these four words suddenly appeared in the minds of the Daxia guards present.
"puff puff"
In the palace hall, two peerless powerhouses who were drinking tea failed to resist the sudden injury, and a sip of tea spewed out of their mouths.
(End of this chapter)
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