Doomsday Paradise

Chapter 724 The rich's life starts from the men's toilet

"I want to buy a group of houses in similar locations..."

Just as Lin Sanjiu started talking, he was drowned out by the sudden "rumbling" sound of the toilet flushing.The second half of her sentence choked in her throat, and she looked at the young real estate agent who was half leaning forward and frowning; amidst the surprisingly loud sound of the toilet, Demo lowered her voice and touched her ear: "You go on Say it, I can hear you."

He pressed one hand on the flush button, and he took a while to release it.

"What is this for?" Lin Sanjiu stood in the reverberation of the sound of the toilet water, feeling so dazed that he was even a little helpless. "why would……"

"It's just a necessary measure for work." Demo waved his hand, turned around and tore off the paper on the wall; he stuffed the documents into his large collared shirt, and reached out to lift the toilet lid: " What kind of room do you want?"

"A group of houses next to each other," she said hesitantly, "the facilities and conditions must be complete."

"A batch?" Demo muttered and opened the toilet seat, "I don't know if there are any vacant houses for sale that happen to be next to each other... Let's see."

What to look at?
Lin Sanjiu, who was still waiting for him to take out the housing information—or a pack of white/powder—looked at him, and slowly lowered his head.

It was only then that she remembered that she only heard the sound of water pouring into the toilet tank, but not the sound of water flowing into the pipe.At this moment, the toilet was filled with a puddle of jet-black liquid, and the ripples on the water surface were still swirling slightly.

"Buying a house for the first time?" The idle real estate agent laughed, "You will understand soon, come, sit down and watch."

He took out a folding stool from nowhere, and Lin Sanjiu squeezed his legs up and sat down next to the edge of the toilet, feeling like a long-legged spider with nowhere to place his limbs.She still doesn't understand why she puts her face next to the toilet.

Demo pulled out a thin rod from the back of the water tank, sat down too, and stirred in the dark water of a toilet.

"Look what I'm doing," he rolled his eyes at the client.This seemingly unreliable agent pulled out a thin stick and knocked on the toilet: "Look at the inside of the house."

Before he could say "where to look", Lin Sanjiu's eyes were drawn into the toilet involuntarily.

Gradually, light, color, and shape lit up in the dark water, combining like a TV screen into a picture she could recognize.She felt like she was watching a video, walking through a house with a video camera slung over someone's shoulder; the house had a very distinctive circular living room surrounded by a tropical rainforest-like plant.

"This, this is..." She looked at the puddle of water, so surprised that she even forgot the second half of the sentence.The picture quality in the water is very clear, but occasionally it will slightly change shape with a circle of ripples.

"This is the most suitable house in my hand, and the condition is very good. Oh, what you see now is a kind of liquid crystal, which can present images according to the records-why are you so surprised? Don't you have any special items? This It is a visual fluid developed based on special items."

"What's the use of developing it?" Lin Sanjiu asked, leaning his head to look carefully at the scene in the toilet—at this moment, the screen turned, and a rectangular passage was reflected, which looked like a corridor.But this corridor is too long, and the exit looks like a ball of light the size of a fist; the manager tapped the corridor lightly with a thin rod, and several thin plates slowly fell down on the walls on both sides, revealing the darkness inside. I don't know what it is for.

"There are so many uses, I can't explain it."

Hearing Demo's tone, one felt that he was actually too lazy to speak.Even when he introduced the house, he was still sloppy: "Do you have several people living here? Counting the camouflage barrier, the house has a total area of ​​more than 2000 square meters and all basic facilities are available. Not only are there twelve rooms, There are also a few small side rooms for storing sundries, so it should be enough for you, right?"

He, like all real estate agents before the end, is good at eliciting and diverging clients' needs—or discounting them.

Lin Sanjiu imagined a scene where many people gathered together, and found that his imagination was not optimistic.Rabbit and Kurosawa will definitely fight, just as Doctor Cat will use his influence to let others carry corpses for him.

"Any more?" she asked, staring at the image in the toilet. "It's best to be separated."

Demo stirred the stick again.There is nothing special about his movements, it seems that the position where the thin rod protrudes into the water surface gives different commands to this "visual fluid" screen; as soon as his movements stop, the image is replaced by dense text.

"There are only two houses next to each other, and there are no other houses for sale nearby. You can buy these two houses first, and then buy the surrounding houses a little bit... Or you can buy an apartment that I have on hand The building has good privacy, but the price may not be acceptable to ordinary people.”

Money is not a problem for Lin Sanjiu at all.

However, the image that surfaced next in the toilet water has nothing to do with the apartment building she imagined; because it neither fits the quantifier "a building", nor should it even be called an "apartment building".It was a standard white ring from which delicate metal plates protruded and interlocked intricately.

"How does this look like a building?" Lin Sanjiu glanced at her real estate agent.De Mo looked not very excited, as if he didn't think she would really pay for it—"Why is it in the shape of a ring?"

"It's designed by a designer, you know, it's for art and stuff like that."

De Mo turned his blackened eyes and didn't look at her: "But it's very large, with a usable area of ​​302.8 acres. If you look at the interior, there are 36 apartments, four large restaurant facilities, tennis courts, air pressure control system, water circulation system, cold storage... well, there are also gyms, shooting ranges, semi-automatic unmanned medical consultation rooms..." He didn't bother to go into details, just kept clicking on the images with the pole, each image reported a name, and some Even the name is vague.

In the image, the pale blue wall shone with a slight metallic light; the vast interior space beyond imagination stretched infinitely before Lin Sanjiu's eyes, making her forget for a moment that she was staring at a toilet.

Maybe it was something, or a feeling... She couldn't tell what it was, but this white ring made her heart feel faintly hot.

"I want it."

Before she could react, she had already spit out these words.

There was a few seconds of silence in the men's toilet cubicle.

De Mo slowly opened his half-drooped eyelids just now, and the eyeballs were as bright as a wolf finally seeing its prey. "But the price is relatively high." He put the pole on the ground and twisted his hands tightly together: "It should be said that it is very high."

"how much is it?"

Di Mo quoted a price, which was almost meaningless to Lin Sanjiu: because she didn't know how many red crystals it was, and only vaguely realized that it was a huge sum of money.However, the price was set by the homeowner. If she wanted to discount the price, she had to meet the homeowner in person before she could activate the McDuck skill.

"It doesn't matter, you can exchange the coins into checks in Biluo District, and then you can pay the money according to the number." He suddenly became more considerate, "My agency fee is [-]%——"

"Wait a minute, before I trade, I have to go and see the house?"

The real estate agent paused and smacked his lips loudly.He seemed to be thinking about how to say the next sentence for a while, so as not to make Lin Sanjiu angry: "Well, on-site inspections are not allowed... It's definitely not because of any problems with the house! If you want, I can Contact the owner and arrange a hologram experience for you, which is exactly the same as walking in the house..."

"Why can't I go see it in person?" Lin Sanjiu raised an eyebrow.

Demo exhaled and rubbed his face vigorously.He looked like a runner who had just touched the finish line of a marathon and was told that the race had been extended by [-] kilometers.

"Do you think I like selling houses in the toilet?" He said wearily, fingers crossed in his hair: "Do you know how many times a day I have to listen to other people peeing? It's nothing to meet diarrhea. Pointing at me under the gap in the cubicle... I can't, I don't like men."

Lin Sanjiu stared at him blankly, not understanding why he suddenly mentioned this: "Then you go?"

"Among all my office locations, the toilet is relatively safe and comfortable." De Mo sighed, "The hidden dangers in this business are too great, and I might die someday... I If you have a pair of good parents, you won't be reduced to this job."

When he said this, his eyes turned on the compartment door, and he stopped suddenly.

"You're not selling drugs—" Lin Sanjiu laughed.

"Psychedelic mushrooms cost thirty dragons per gram. If you sell them, they will be popular everywhere you go."

The real estate agent closed the toilet seat full of bitterness, sat on it with a thud, and said quietly: "You evolutionists have great abilities and tempers. No evolutionary person can find an enemy. Anyone who can settle in the Twelve Realms Yes, let alone a small person... Everyone wants to catch the real estate agent who sold the house to his enemy, and ask him where he lives, how to break the house's camouflage barrier, how to control the enemy's escape route, etc... Most importantly, it is now possible to install fixed teleportation points in the house."

Lin Sanjiu was startled, and suddenly understood: If there is an enemy who is guarding in his house, waiting for the moment before he opens his eyes before teleporting, then no matter how great the character is, he will only end up with his body and head separated. .

"Tell you, the only people who do this are ordinary people who haven't evolved. Do you know why?"

Lin Sanjiu shook his head.

"Because we have no ability to resist, and we can silence at any time if necessary." Demo glanced at her, "So we have also learned well, unnecessary information that will bring danger to ourselves, such as the location of the house, we don't know at all And never inquire."

"I don't have that kind of enemy." She smiled consolingly: "I used to have one, but it should be regarded as a partner afterward."

Demo stared at her. "Impossible. Anyone who buys real estate in the Twelve Worlds must be killed. This is a curse in our industry!"

"Really do not have."

"Then you are the first one I met," De Mo reluctantly agreed, probably because of the commission.He got up from the toilet and wrote her a note with the address: "You go, come here to experience the holographic image at this time tomorrow. It would be even better if you can trade on the same day."

Lin Sanjiu's heart couldn't help jumping up, and the snow-white ring appeared in front of her eyes again; she didn't know why she caught it at first glance, and couldn't wait like a young boy waiting for his first love date.

As soon as the door opened, Chang Zuo turned his head.It looked like it had been leaning against the sink just now waiting for her to come out.

De Mo sent Lin Sanjiu out of the bathroom, keeping a few steps away from the Gap Girl; his eyes were lowered, and he didn't look at Changzu, as if it didn't exist.

On the way back, the razor-like arm bones of the woman with the gap kept waving in the air, and the phantom blurred into one piece.It seems that in just a few hours, it has accumulated a desire that urgently needs to be vented.

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