Doomsday Paradise

Chapter 460 How Important Is the Beard?
Not only Lin Sanjiu, but also Qing Jiuliu, who had drunkenly experienced six worlds, had to admit that the speed of Chuitu was really terrifying—if the word "speed" could still be applied to him.

So the few minutes before he realized something was wrong and turned back, it became the extremely precious escape time for the two of them, and also the only chance to get rid of him completely; however, Lin Sanjiu seemed to give this opportunity to him unconsciously. wasted.

"What on earth do you want? Isn't it too close to the convenience store here?" Qing Jiuliu was dragged into the dark blue building by her collar, and was full of anger at this moment: " ... If my psychiatrist is not dead, I really want to introduce you to him, and let her see what true self-destructive tendencies are."

"I look down on psychiatrists, but thank you." Lin Sanjiu pushed him on a chair unmoved: "Sit here and don't move."

Although she muttered and complained, Qing Jiuliu never showed any real resistance. I don't know if it was because the two had fought side by side, or because of the abundant tobacco and alcohol in her hand.

"For three thousand dollars an hour, you would think her mouth was inlaid with gold, but I was the only one who spoke." Qing Jiuliu took a puff of cigarette and said vaguely: "...by the way, what exactly do you want from me? thing?"

Lin Sanjiu didn't make a sound, just poured bottle after bottle of water on the table, and finally found a piece of soap from the big bag received from the hotel.

"Don't move, I'll wash your face first." She held Qing Jiuliu's chin, and slowly poured water on his face: "...you can afford three thousand dollars, how could you be reduced to drinking water? How about drinking?"

"It's very simple," Qing Jiuliu leaned forward so that the water would fall directly on the ground: "Get drunk before accepting the award, offend the people in the circle and the media, and invest in your good friend, and finally succeeded in being poor.”

Judging from the dirty and messy beard, he hasn't cleaned himself up for a long time; when Lin Sanjiu rubbed his face with soap bubbles, Qing Jiuliu even squinted in comfort. eyes.

"Look, isn't it good to be clean? Wait a minute," Lin Sanjiu still held onto his long beard until he dried his face with a towel—Qing Jiuliu just opened his eyes in confusion , just in time to see the silver light flashing in the hand of the woman in front of him; just hearing a "click", the scissors cut off his beard neatly.

"what are you doing!"

He jumped up with a jerk.

"Tell me, are these enough to cover my face?" Lin Sanjiu ignored him, and instead pinched a handful of soap-smelling beards and compared them on his chin: "...well, there is still a lot to do on the cheeks." A little, come here and let me cut some more."

"You thought you were shearing sheep!" Qing Jiuliu touched his chin with a bit of pain, and found that the beard on his chin was shortened by the shear just now, but the hair on both sides was still fluttering, and the shape was as strange as an inverted V ;After thinking about it, he sighed, and had no choice but to stretch out the side face again: "...You can cut it, and exchange this for wine, it's not bad."

"Of course. That tattoo didn't see you clearly, so the main thing he was looking for was a woman." Lin Sanjiu smiled and scissored again, gathering enough beard for himself. "After I glue these on, let's change our clothes again. Even if we pass in front of him, Shitu may not recognize us."

"This is indeed a way." Qing Jiuliu praised her rarely, "After all, that guy seems a little silly, so he should be easy to deceive."

The actual process of gluing the beard on was actually much more difficult than Lin Sanjiu imagined; fortunately, Qing Jiu had been exposed to many various props when he stayed on the set, and the two of them worked together for a long time, and finally got her The lower half of his face was covered by a beard.

Because the facial features and figure were still too feminine, Lin Sanjiu simply tore off a large piece of black curtains from a certain CEO's office, covering herself tightly from head to toe, only revealing a thick bearded chin—— —Coupled with her height of nearly 1.8 meters, she finally looks like a man.

After the glue dried, the first thing Lin Sanjiu did was to search for traces of Ji Shanqing from the top floor down, layer by layer.This is another reason why she can't confront Tutu head-on - after all, she still doesn't know what happened to Ji Shanqing and where he went; for the sake of the gift package, she can't afford any accidents now.

To her surprise, after thinking about it for a while, Qing Jiu didn't leave, but stayed and wanted to help her find it together.

"Think about it," he said sincerely, scratching his pitted beard that looked like it had been bitten by a dog, "...Even if I leave, I can only carry a dozen or so bottles of wine. Finished drinking. It will be different if you are here, you are like a walking tobacco and alcohol warehouse - anyway, I have no place to go, nothing to do, so I might as well follow you first."

Just when Lin Sanjiu was a little dumbfounded, he scratched his face and said: "...you have a razor in the bag you found from the hotel, let me shave it clean first; It's really uncomfortable to be cut short by you suddenly."

"Okay, we'll meet up at the place where the beard was cut just now." Lin Sanjiu ordered, "I'll continue to look for it first."

Since she didn't know whether Ji Shanqing would have time to leave a message, and what kind of message it would be, even Lin Sanjiu didn't know what she was looking for; Something that belongs here"——I just searched two floors in a row, but still didn't find any clues.

"It's strange, there are no traces left by the recent fight..." The more she searched, the more hopeless Lin Sanjiu felt, so she went back to the floor that Ji Shanqing told her at the beginning. Neck looking out the window. "Where did this man go?"

I don't know if Qing Jiuliu found anything there - as soon as this thought arose, the door behind her was pushed open; Lin Sanjiu turned around, before saying "What did you find?" He shut his mouth tightly.

On Jitu's long, gloomy face, a pair of bright yellow snake pupils narrowed into two thin slits.

"Who are you?" Chitu asked with a hissing voice. "...What are you doing here?"

He really didn't realize who the person in front of him was.

Lin Sanjiu glanced and found that his shoulders were empty, and he didn't know where the short man went.

Compared with a male voice, her voice is too clear; lowering her voice probably only works in movies—Lin Sanjiu hesitated for a moment, didn't say anything, just took a step back , and called out [Recorder].

"Oh?" Chitu Huang Chengcheng's eyes opened suddenly, "Want to fight? Great, I'm feeling aggrieved—oh, wait a minute."

Lin Sanjiu stared at him, and kept his hands on the tape recorder vigilantly.

"You look..." Citu tilted his head, looked her up and down carefully - that gaze made Lin Sanjiu's heart hang higher and higher - even if she covered her whole body with a black cloth , but there is still a difference between a man's figure, for example, her shoulders are not wide enough; if the other party notices, a tough battle will probably be inevitable...

However, what Citu said next made Lin Sanjiu startled.

"You guy, you look pretty strong." He seemed to have finally figured out something, and his expression became clearer: "Generally speaking, people who want to fight after seeing me are not far behind. Go... well, great!"

great?
Lin Sanjiu's heart was pounding, and he suddenly realized a possibility.

"Have you ever been to the Twelve Realms? How old are you? Of course, you are definitely not a woman, there is no doubt about it." Citu turned around a few times in excitement, and the questions in his mouth bounced like a cannonball. Non-stop: "What is your ability? Do you want a visa?"

The second half of Chuitu's words and the thoughts in Lin Sanjiu's mind rang almost at the same time——

"Do you want to be a candidate for a trial?"

I guessed it right!

Lin Sanjiu couldn't help being stunned for a second.

"Participate in the series of trials we have given and complete the trial objectives, and you can get everything you want." Chitu looked around, as if he was happy that he had found another candidate: "...Of course, if you don't agree to participate, I can only silence you."

...a choice between getting it all and being silenced, no wonder they always manage to get a candidate.

Who is behind this trial?

Lin Sanjiu smiled wryly in his heart.

She can't speak now, and her beard is glued on again. The illusion of being a man is like a bubble, which may burst at any time; just as she was thinking about what to do, she happened to just listen to Tutu and sighed in satisfaction: "This building is a really nice place; including you, I've got two candidates here."

two?all here?
For a moment, Lin Sanjiu felt blood rushing to his head.

"How is it? Are you going to do it or not?" Chitu stared at her closely with a pair of snake eyes, "Hurry up and talk."

Now there was nothing to hesitate—Lin Sanjiu nodded heavily, fearing that the other party would change his mind.

"Very good." Chitu replied, and then narrowed his eyes suspiciously: "...Why don't you ask any questions? And since you met me, you haven't said a word—generally speaking, every Candidates have a lot of questions."

Lin Sanjiu felt a drop of sweat slipping down his back.

Although pretending to be dumb is one way, she just can't use gestures or writing to tell the other party that she is dumb—as long as her slender, slender hands, which are one size smaller than men, are raised from under the blouse, everything will be fine. It's revealed.

Seeing that she remained silent and did not answer, Citu's vertical pupils narrowed into two straight lines, and he took a step slowly towards her.

"Brother Lin!"

This cry immediately startled the two people who were confronting each other in the room—Cutu turned around abruptly, just in time for Lin Sanjiu to see a strange young man at the door.

I can't say which point is the most eye-catching, but when he showed his face, even Shitu was silent for a few seconds.

It was a look that made it difficult for people to look away at a glance.

No, not just looks—

In fact, after seeing him, Lin Sanjiu suddenly understood why famous entertainers were called "stars".When this young man walked into the room, it seemed as if everything in the world was set off by him into a dark and boundless universe; only he himself, like the most dazzling silver star, shone with a breath-taking beauty in the vast darkness. shine.

... Who the hell is this!
Lin Sanjiu couldn't help roaring in his heart.

"Brother Lin, who is this?" The young man was unaware of her mental activity, and approached with a few steps, his eyes fixed on Tutu warily. "Are you OK?"

Citu stared at him blankly for a while, then shook his head suddenly, remembered what he should do, frowned and asked, "Do you know each other?"

"Of course." As if to protect her, the young man took a step forward - just this step, but it seems that people can feel his tension and determination: "...Brother Lin, in order to protect me, His throat was cut; although he managed to save his life, he could not speak. If you have any questions, just come to me!"

... Even Lin Sanjiu was in a daze.

"So that's the case." Chuitu nodded suddenly, "Well, since the two of you are together, it's not easy to handle—because outsiders can't know about this candidate."

When he said this, he was suddenly taken aback: "Hey, you didn't know..."

If it wasn't for not being able to make any sound, Lin Sanjiu really wanted to sigh heavily—even Qing Jiuliu was a little silly, and seemed a little unsure how to answer the words.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter." Chitu thought for a while, and suddenly waved his hand: "Anyway, the number of candidates is much worse now, and I haven't confiscated the little boy who looks more like a woman than you; since you two are together, Then how about they all become my candidates?"

When Lin Sanjiu heard the word "little boy", Lin Sanjiu's heart skipped a beat; before Qing Jiuliu could speak, he quickly took a step forward and nodded viciously for him.

"That's right. If I don't become a candidate, I can only silence you little brother."

Qing Jiuliu seemed to be reluctant in the first place. As soon as Citu said this, he immediately changed his mind and asked: "...What exactly does the candidate do? Can you tell us carefully?"

"Okay, I'll tell you everything I need to tell you." Chito coughed, pulled out a chair and sat down: "Sit down, too! Listen carefully."

Lin Sanjiu stayed with Qing Jiuliu a little stiffly, found a chair and sat down.

She didn't hear a word of Jitu's first few words - she glanced at the young man sitting beside her from time to time, only one thought was turning over and over in her mind:
With just one beard, he changed into a different person. He really deserved to be the actor.

　What do we have to say, if the subscription drops to such a ghostly state, I will copy the guy... What is comforting is that @nnolivia rewarded a Heshibi, @醉问晨风 rewarded me with a money pot , you rescued my shattered vanity just in time... touched... thank you for the timely rain!
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