Doomsday Paradise

Chapter 2180 Final assessment
With a sound of "boom", the pig in purple shorts fell heavily into the chair, and a loud air flow spewed out from the long pig's nose.

The chair was obviously specially made, wide and big, not high from the ground, just suitable for a pig with a long body and short legs to pour into it.The pig moved its body a few times on the thick and soft cotton cushion, raised its nose forward, and before it could say anything, Risuke hurried up with small steps, bent down, and pulled out its tail for it, and put it on its side On cotton cushions.

"Is everything okay with you?" Risuke asked.

The pig arched the shallow soup plate on the front table a few times, sucked half of the tea in it, and splashed half of it around.

"Damn it," the pig raised his head, the hair on his chin was still dripping tea. "In the end, it was a waste of effort... The man died, but he died after sneaking into the farm. Is this a meritorious deed for my resistance, or a weak defense? Speaking of it, it is troublesome. It seems that, I won't be able to leave for a while, and I have to continue to wipe your ass on the farm."

"If you need me, just ask," said Li, who was cleaning the table, "I'll take care of your worries."

Pig snorted, didn't look at him, and picked up the phone on the table.

The telephone is also specially prepared for the pig-shaped degenerate species. It is probably a kind of communicator produced after the end of the world. It does not require small human fingers, just swipe and pull a few hooves on the jumping light curtain.

Amidst the calling sounds, Pig glanced at Risuke, and raised the receiver with some difficulty, but the calling sound cut off immediately.

"Carol?" it said into the microphone, "It's me, Sail."

Risuke put away the towel and sat down on another wide and low chair beside the table, his eyes drooping.

"...Don't mention it," the pig in purple shorts listened for a few seconds, and seemed to interrupt the other party's words. "Look, when I called you so soon, you knew that the plan fell through. The woman originally said that she had nearly a hundred things on her body—yes, I know it's impossible, but even a few are fine." ——But unexpectedly, I found a piece of garbage, if you want it, I will..."

This time it was the turn of the other end of the phone to interrupt Fanping's words.

After hearing this, Fan Ping let out a "ha" laugh. "You don't believe it? Her body is still thrown in the hall, and you... I put everything away! If I collect everything, I'll just give you some biscuit crumbs. Why should I make up one—"

The voice on the other side of the phone also increased, and they yelled for a while.

"Believe it or not," Fan Ping said impatiently, "Don't threaten me with this. You suspect that I have collected things and failed to hand them in. You should report to me. Your own ass is clean? Your helper You can't even lick it clean."

Not knowing what the other pig said, Fan Ping was both irritable and funny, he laughed. "Come on, which one of us is with whom, can I still be unjust to you... It's important, don't let people find fault with us. What happened to that female companion? I know you killed him, but How did he come to you?"

The office was quiet for a while, Hohira in purple shorts lifted his chin inward, and Risuke took out a paper box from the drawer of the desk.Opening the lid, there was a large box full of various candies and snacks; with his dexterous human fingers, he peeled off the wrapping paper one by one, and sent the candies and snacks into the pig's mouth like running water.

"Oh? That kid is quite sensitive, and he actually knows how to follow the 'stupid waiter'," the pig laughed, licked the chocolate in his mouth a few times, opened his mouth again, and Risuke quickly stuffed another piece of liquid into it. heart candy. "It ended up following the pipeline of the 'stupid waiter' and entered your farm?"

There was another indistinct voice from the microphone.

"Oh, it's bad luck for him. Then the things on his body..." Fan Ping's words were interrupted after he started.It suddenly sneered and said, "Yo? You didn't get any of them either? It's a coincidence that two people came in, you and me, but in the end, no one got their things?"

What was said on the phone again, and the pig waved its front hooves impatiently. "Don't do this with me. You have so many defensive methods, but you just use this one who can't see people in life and dead bodies. You can't even get a hair off? What do you mean I am the same... This is a special case for me!"

They ridiculed each other for a while about whether the other party got the special item, whether they took it privately, and refused to share the benefits, and finally got back to the topic: "...Okay, look at this What should I do? Oh, you also think it’s troublesome to operate? Well, well, I think it’s okay... If you don’t tell me, I don’t tell you, these two people have never been in. It’s better to have one thing more than one thing... Hey Ah, I almost forgot, how will fourth uncle explain it?"

It paused, and said: "You don't know, I made a report and borrowed [Logic Science]... You are talking nonsense, an evolutionary came towards me, I don't borrow [Logic Science] ], shall I push myself up?"

It seemed that the pig on the phone couldn't come up with any good ideas; after hanging up the phone, Fan Ping sighed a long time and swore a bad word.

"Sleeping on the mud floor, my back hurts from sleeping..." It turned around, and Risuke walked up to it, gently pinching the shoulder muscles for it. "I'm different from you. The rougher you humans are, the easier it is to feed yourself. I can't bear it... I can't live in such a big house for nothing, but I have to sleep on the mud."

"I hear what you mean, let's pretend that today's incident never happened?" Risuke asked cautiously.

The pig thought for a while. "Yes, the more I think about it, the more I feel that we can't let them know that we have slipped in Evolvers."

"why?"

"How did that woman get in?" Fan Ping said, "They must be able to get in, they must have destroyed our defense measures... This makes me careless and careless, who will be responsible for the loss? How about writing an article?"

"The fourth uncle..."

"I just told my fourth uncle that I carried it in my trouser pocket, but it was useless. It was a false alarm." It remembered something, and said again: "You can call a trustworthy one with a firm mouth in a while, and take the second one with you." The corpses in the lobby of the building have been disposed of."

Risuke just answered, but the phone rang again.The pig glanced at the light curtain, and suddenly his whole demeanor changed. He straightened up suddenly, and pressed his front hooves on the microphone——before he picked it up, he glanced inward and asked, "What are you talking about?" Go? Didn’t you ask you to dispose of the corpse? What are you doing in a daze?”

Risuke was taken aback for a moment, hurriedly echoed a few times, and left the office quickly, not forgetting to close the office door carefully for Zhu before leaving.

Before actually answering the phone, Fan Ping's pig's face showed a bit of hesitation; it cursed Carol's "unbelievable shitty head" in a low voice, then took a deep breath, and picked up the phone.

"Oh, it's you!" It said docilely and courteously, "Why are you so busy working without rest in the middle of the night? We are all worried about how you can do if you don't pay attention to your body."

The voice in the microphone was very rude, and he didn't pay attention to its flattery at all, just said a bunch of words in a hurry and quickly.

Fanping's shoulders relaxed, and he let out a breath silently.

It obviously didn't hear anything that could really worry it from the microphone. It pulled the snacks in the box with its front hooves, and its whole body became loose; only its mouth was still responding with "um, yes, yes", The tone is very serious. "You are right, this is indeed a question that has been pressing on my mind..."

"My help?" It thought for a while, patted the table, and said, "No problem! I think he's progressing pretty fast, and he's grown up in every aspect, and he's a good guy... Tell me, What do you want me to do?"

There was another blurred voice from the microphone.

After Fanping hung up the phone, the office was quiet for a while.

The pig didn't seem to have much work to do, lazily flipped through a few documents, and took a nap on the soft bed in the corner of the office; the five senses of the pig-type degenerate species are far superior to ordinary people, and Risuke hadn't knocked on the door yet. It was awakened by the sound of footsteps first.

Risuke's body was covered in dust, and those who didn't know it thought he had rolled in the dirt.With averted eyes, he said to the pig, "Mr. Pig, I've already buried that corpse..."

"Don't be in a hurry." The pig beckoned generously and said, "Rin, your studies and performance have been very good recently... Let me ask you, are you ready for the final test? Yet?"

Rin raised his head abruptly.

"Let, let me become like Mr. Pig... the final assessment?"

　My mother, the progress of the rhythm is much slower than I thought. I really don’t know if I don’t write it. I only found out after I wrote it. Why is this pig so much bullshit?

　
(End of this chapter)