Doomsday Paradise

Chapter 2067 Conscientious Barber

She's been tricked by a mime -- and a mime knows better than anyone that if she's invited to sit down, it's hard for her to get up again when the timer starts!

Even though these anxious and angry thoughts were bumping back and forth in Lin Sanjiu's mind, her ears were buzzing; but the barber shop was still immersed in a quiet darkness, and the only sound in the shop was the barber's creature. A low humming sound, and as he walked further and further away, the humming became softer and softer.

The dust was stirred up leisurely, and one by one silently fell on the ground.

"Quick," Lin Sanjiu yelled in his mind, "Hurry up and tell me, what are the fifth and sixth moves?"

"It's 'rolling on the ground like a newspaper roll'," Teacher Yi said, and Lin Sanjiu also "saw" the scene of the mime performer at that time—the mime actor who was standing suddenly fell to the ground, His hands and feet were like the palpitations under the long worm's body, supporting him to roll to the other side of the cobblestone road quickly, and quickly got up again.

"Where's the sixth one? I'm trapped by the chair and can't roll," Lin Sanjiu urged.

She didn't know where the barber creature had gone, what it was going to do, or when it would come back. She could only look around desperately, trying to find a way to get out—one meter away from the left and right sides, each with a black chair, in front of it. Half a meter away in front of him is a long mirror; on the right side of the mirror is a small cabinet, where sundries such as bottles, scissors, etc. are placed, which do not seem to be useful.

"'Pull something open'," Teacher Yi said, "He stood on the ground and made a gesture of reaching out, as if opening an invisible cabinet door."

At this moment, Lin Sanjiu caught a tiny sound from behind the curtain deep in the store—she turned her head, and found that the barber creature emerged from the darkness again, and the sound came from the The curtain of his gigantic head.

Over his arm hung a heavy, dirty cloth soaked in dark brown stains, and it took a bit of imagination to see that it was originally white.

Lin Sanjiu glanced at it, and suddenly understood what it was for: Before getting a haircut, wouldn't the barber always tie a veil on the client?

"The seventh one," Teacher Yi didn't dare to delay, said quickly, "It's 'crawl on all fours'—"

The scene of the mime actor kneeling on the ground, and then putting his hands on the ground like a dog, repeatedly circling, pausing, and changing directions for a while, emerged from Lin Sanjiu's mind.

"This." Lin Sanjiu's eyes lit up, "Maybe this can let me climb down?"

When the barber creature walked towards her, she made a decisive decision, and she laid down her upper body smoothly and put her hands on the ground—but her buttocks and legs seemed to belong to another person, lifeless and unable to send out any hair He lifted her up from the chair with strength.

In this way, she would never be able to complete the part of "kneeling on the ground".

"How could this happen?" Teacher Yi anxiously seemed to want to spin around in his head, "Obviously all hands fell on the ground..."

"I understand. In the movement of him crawling on all fours, there is a part of lowering his upper body, so I can do this part," Lin Sanjiu said, but he tried a few times without giving up. Jumping loudly, "But when he kneels down, the muscle groups he needs to use and the way he needs to exert force are completely different from leaving the chair... I can't do it."

That is to say, as long as it is a mime performer's movements, even if she does not do the whole thing, she can only take part of it. For example, if the mime performer turns his head 90 degrees, then Lin Sanjiu can choose to turn his head 60 degrees; because When a mime performer turns his head 90 degrees, there must be a node where he once "turned his head 60 degrees".

"What are you doing?"

When the sweet and greasy male voice sounded from behind, Lin Sanjiu straightened up abruptly—fortunately, the last part of "crawling on all fours" included "straighten up".

In the mirror, those orange-like eyeballs rolled around a few times.

"Don't move around," the barber biologically laughed, "I can finish my haircut sooner if you cooperate well."

earlier?Could it be that if you finish it before the countdown ends, you can go by yourself——

The dirty cloth was unfolded in a whimper, and in an instant, Lin Sanjiu was choked by the strong and familiar smell, and even lost the thought just now; people who have lived in the doomsday world for a long time, sooner or later Everyone will smell it at some point, because sooner or later they will see the rotting corpse.

She watched the cloth unfold in front of her, and understood what those dark brown stains were.The desire to vomit was suppressed by an invisible force, and she couldn't even tremble; the barber creature slowly wrapped the shroud around Lin Sanjiu's neck, saying: " Don't be unhappy, although it's a little dirty, the customers who come here for haircuts all use this cloth."

He stretched out a cold and thin hand, straightened the neckline of the shroud, and said, "For example, this one."

When Lin Sanjiu raised his eyes, a head appeared on his shoulder in the mirror.

It was a man's head, which somehow protruded from the neckline of the shroud together with her neck, and fell limply on her right shoulder; the man's face was pale and gray, half The open lips seemed to be covered with a large piece of gray and white mildew, apparently dead for an unknown amount of time—but somehow, it appeared on her shoulder.

Could it be... Was it wrapped around her body together with the shroud?

"For another example, this one," the barber creature said again, "has the same hair quality as yours, and is very healthy."

On the left shoulder, there is an extra crooked woman's head.The time of her death seemed to be shorter than the man's head; the rough, yellow-brown hair hung down one shoulder of Lin Sanjiu.

"Look, your hair is too short," the barber's hand brushed across Lin Sanjiu's head, making her goosebumps involuntarily. "To get a haircut like mine, you have to have hair extensions..."

Teacher Yi's voice suddenly became high-pitched. "A hair extension? He means, a hair extension from a dead man's head?"

"I'm going to put all three people's hair in a bunch," the barber creature seemed to be very excited, and a completely out-of-tune humming sound began to come from that wide face that couldn't be seen at a glance, "The pores need to be opened , open it, the hair of the three of them goes in together, goes in, and gets out of the forehead..."

At some point, the scissors that he held in his hand opened in the air with a "click".

Lin Sanjiu has now completely become a "sit and wait" in the literal sense.

No matter what, I can't let him touch my hair; it's too late to ask Teacher Yi one by one what actions he does, and now we must buy some time——Lin Sanjiu gritted his teeth, and suddenly raised his right hand , the head of the dead man on his shoulder was bumped to one side.

She rushed forward and made a "pull" motion.

It's just that there is no handle in front for her to pull, so she stretched out her hand and pulled it back. The only effect was to swipe across the cabinet in front of the mirror and sweep away a large amount of debris.

The broad and huge face on the head drooped heavily. "Why are you not careful?"

As a barber, he should be able to tidy things up, right?
Lin Sanjiu sat stiffly in place, staring closely at the huge head in the mirror that made people feel more and more uncomfortable.

When the barber finally reluctantly put down the scissors and took a step towards the cabinet, Lin Sanjiu hurriedly shouted in his mind: "Quick, what's the next move? Tell me!"

The eighth movement is to grab something, and then throw it out with a rounded arm; when the mime is doing this movement, he also rushes forward a step to borrow strength-but how to get from it Came out of the chair, but it didn't help.

The barber creature acted like a fool, picked up a bottle from the ground, and put it on the counter.

"Ninth one," Teacher Yi said quickly, "he leaned back and did several backflips."

The barber creature lowered its huge head and looked at the ground.

"The tenth one," Teacher Yi didn't dare to delay, "He stood on the ground, kicked high and sideways into the air, and then... Then it seemed that the kick hurt, hugged his feet, and jumped around twice .”

What are they!
While Lin Sanjiu was cursing, the barber creature sighed, seemed impatient to pick up each piece, stretched out a foot, and swept everything under the chair next to him.

"Okay, let's continue," the barber creature slowly turned his head towards her, because it was so huge that seconds passed by, but he was still turning his head, not yet finished. "We don't need these things anyway..."

When his scissors opened on Lin Sanjiu's head in the mirror, she was already in a panic - she couldn't think of how to get up from the chair with these combinations of movements, because there really was no movement that could Help her stand up—she just wanted to avoid the pair of scissors on her head; her body reacted extremely quickly, and when her upper body twisted, her head, with two shaking heads on the left and right, just Slid under the scissors and twisted aside.

The next movement was almost completely subconscious, as if her body already knew what to do and was just waiting for a chance to make a decision.

Lin Sanjiu's foot, which was wrapped in field boots, kicked sideways heavily, and kicked loudly onto the mirror in front of him.Her legs were long, and the chair was only half a meter away from the mirror. The force of this kick immediately pushed her and the chair out together, smashing them all into the body of the barber creature.

The top-heavy barber creature staggered and fell to the ground with a "boom"; the chair slid out from under Lin Sanjiu, and she fell to the ground almost at the same time.The two human heads seemed to be rubbing against each other, clinging to and hugging her head, she was completely resting on the woman's head, and the man's head was resting on the bottom.

"Great," Teacher Yi exclaimed, "There is a 'stand up' part in many movements, hurry up!"

In fact, before she could finish her sentence, Lin Sanjiu had already sat up quickly, grabbed the chest of the shroud, swung her arms round, and threw it, together with the two heads, far away.

Although her movements were restricted, her physical fitness, speed and strength were still there; when she jumped up and flew to the door of the shop, Yu Guang told her that the barber creature had just managed to stand up.

A few "dang bangs" passed by, but with Lin Sanjiu's strength, the door of the barber shop was still motionless, without any intention of being pulled open by her.

"You have... been assigned to me," the barber creature said slowly behind him, "How can I let you go if I don't finish cutting my hair?"

　Calvin is in too much pain...

　
(End of this chapter)