Doomsday Paradise

Chapter 1029 Come true!Finally embarked on the road of no return to illegal crimes
... Maybe everyone has a dream of robbing a bank hidden in their hearts.

Half of the most popular spiritual entertainment in the Twelve Worlds comes from other human societies destroyed by the doomsday; this includes various movies, TV shows, and books with interlinked texts.Among so many entertainment works, Bohemia is obviously a fan of gangster movies and crime movies-no wonder she thinks that the police|police seem to be just "bodyguards".

Her dream may be to wear a coat, smoke a cigar, be called "Don", and when she opens the bank vault, she finds that there are special items in it-but in the twelve worlds, her wish has no chance to come true.It's not that there is no bank in Biluohuangquan, but no one dares to rob it.

Before the words "rob the bank" were dispersed in the air, Bohemia wished she had already started to act—she jumped up and stretched out her hand to Lin Sanjiu: "Do you have any stockings?"

...God knows how long it will be sent, what stockings are needed.

And why does she have stockings?

"That won't work. To rob a bank, you have to look like you are robbing a bank. Or you can dig two holes in a paper bag."

The fat man didn't have paper bags at home, so Lin Sanjiu reluctantly washed two of his pillowcases, opening a pair of eyes for each.Fortunately, the garbage dump has a large area, and that person will not be able to return after going on patrol for a while—but the more she thought about it, the more she felt that she was indeed acting like a mentally ill person.Sibaan works as a construction worker in someone else's house, and she steals pillowcases in other people's house.

"The garbage dump should be some distance from the city. Let's drive there." Holding two wet pillowcases, she raised her chin to Bohemia and gestured to the old truck outside.

The direction is not important; even if you can't read the street signs after you go out, just follow the traffic and you should be able to lead to the city.

This garbage dump is really big enough, Lin Sanjiu made several laps on the road, and the sound of the car's engine didn't lure the fat man over.She didn't give up at first, and searched while driving, thinking to herself that she might meet the puppeteer somewhere; but after searching for half an hour, until she came to the exit of the garbage dump, the two of them didn't see the puppeteer. shadow.

...he was really unlucky.If the flood had been a little slower at that time, maybe they could have found another visa and let him follow the "edible truth".

But then again, what does the name really mean?

Lin Sanjiu couldn't think of it, but luckily she didn't have to think about it for a long time.In a non-apocalyptic world, entering the city is as easy and pleasant as a sightseeing tour-two wet pillowcases tied by the window, whirring in the wind; bohemians stick their heads out of the window along the way , amazed at every building, storefront, and facility she had never seen before.

Not only her, Lin Sanjiu also fell into a bit of amazement.She has almost forgotten what a normal human society looks like: there are so many unevolved ordinary people on the road, like a carefree flock of sheep; all kinds of men and women, talking and laughing, shopping, eating ice cream, Making phone calls, waiting for someone, crossing the road...Under the cloudy sky, businesses lit up various lights early, and everywhere was full of long-lost human fireworks.Among so many people, no one will doubt their peaceful and sufficient life, and in fact there are only six months left.

Due to the lack of interpersonal common sense in normal human society, Bohemia said that the dog led by a pedestrian next to him was ugly while waiting for the red light, so the two of them rolled their eyes together.She didn't take it to heart, and concluded: "Although the dog is ugly, the building here is quite interesting."

This is true.

People in this world seem to have a strange pursuit of architectural aesthetics: they do not consider practical issues such as occlusion, density, and stability, nor do they consider whether the style is harmonious and unified—as if when building a building, their only goal is to Try to be unconventional and diverse, it is best to repair the building so that it does not look like a building.

For example, the... thing they just passed by at this time, if it wasn't for a passer-by calling it a certain biotechnology company, Lin Sanjiu would never have guessed that it was actually a building.

At first glance, it looks like a big cactus, thick at the top and thin at the bottom, with a round body, protruding obliquely from the ground, and its appearance is covered with a layer of "white hair".When I got closer, I realized that the "white hair" on the first floor was all small mini-offices protruding from the building—to be honest, Lin Sanjiu never thought that one day she would actually use Quantifiers like "one root" are used to call the office.

In addition to the "one" office, they also saw "a handful" of bakeries.

This is a flat-floor commercial store with only one floor above the ground, but just guessing how people get in and how to move around in it took the two of them a long time to think.

Four or five shops are all bakeries. They protrude out of the middle of the sidewalk for no reason, and they are crowded together in one place. There are shop windows lit with orange lights, which look magical and warm in the gloomy weather.

Customers can only buy bread outside the window, but does the baker also get in through the window?
Buildings like this abound; in fact, there are too many novel sights along the way, almost more dizzying than the Twelve Worlds. The two lingered aimlessly for a long time, almost forgetting their purpose .

"Why didn't I see a bank?" Bohemia asked, turning her head.

"Maybe I saw it but didn't recognize it."

The one-story house in the dump is so ordinary in shape, maybe it is the representative of "shabby and shabby".To be honest, among the facilities and buildings that Lin Sanjiu saw, more than half of them she didn't know what they were; but judging by their grandeur, they seemed to be very proud of their appearance.

"Ask someone else."

"... Before robbing a bank, ask others which bank is it?"

"Or do you have a better idea?"

No.Lin Sanjiu stopped the car on the side of the road and shouted to a passerby: "Hello! Where is the nearby bank?"

The gray-faced man wrapped in a coat froze for a moment. "Silver...bank? What?"

The two looked at each other.

"He might be a fool," Bohemia whispered.

"No way... don't you think it's more likely that they don't call banks banks?"

"Oh...damn, you know."

Lin Sanjiu poked his head out again.The residents in this city are quite peaceful and polite. They whispered a few words just now, but the man left without lifting his foot.

"It's just...well, that word was on my lips. I couldn't remember it for a while. You must have had this kind of experience, right? It's the place where you save money. What's it called?" She smiled A few times, but found that the man was still the same, looking at her blankly - "I don't, I don't know."

Ugh.

"For example, you only spend half of your income, and you have to save the remaining half, so the place where you save the other half is called..." Listening to his own voice, Lin Sanjiu couldn't believe that he was not mentally ill.

"Ah!" The gray-faced man suddenly realized, and pointed to the intersection ahead, "Turn left there, and you will be there after driving 200 meters."

The two robbers thanked them kindly, and drove towards the place that they still didn't know what it was called, but they were going to rob them anyway.Although the buildings are so peculiar that it hurts the brain, the motor vehicles on the road are more normal than the other; it is also fortunate that this is the case, otherwise Lin Sanjiu would never have imagined how she would park in the middle of two octopus-shaped cars.

At this time, the car was parked outside an umbrella-shaped building, facing the many thin and long narrow gaps embedded in the wall at the "root" of the building.The gap is barely as wide as one person, and they are lined up in a row, which is the twenty or thirty doors of this building. Of course, if they didn't see pedestrians coming in and out of the narrow gap sideways, they would have to look for a long time just to find the entrance. .From the outside, the bank appears to be quite large.

Sitting in the car, the two took a deep breath at the same time.

Even though he has killed a lot of people, now he feels nervous about robbing banks.

"You have to act professionally," Bohemia said, taking off the pillowcase from the car window. "We'll put this on when we get in, and then we'll say robbery, don't move. You point a gun at them and put them on the ground." , I’ll go to the counter to get the money.”

...... I have watched a lot of movies after listening to it.

"I don't have a gun," Lin Sanjiu confessed, "The one that Sibaan gave me, I fell into the lake."

"What lake - why can't you even get a gun?"

"What do you use a gun for? Aren't abilities and special items better than guns?"

"No!" Bohemia was stubborn, "It's not professional! Besides, if you have to hold a gun, these ordinary people know how to be afraid. If you go in with a colander, they will just die of laughing."

...she also doesn't have a special item that looks like a colander.

Seeing that the bank was at hand but she had no weapons, Bohemia couldn't help but feel anxious. "It doesn't matter," she said impetuously, "If you don't have a gun, just use some special item to demonstrate it, and kill others as an example—you don't talk, I know what you want to say, you can't kill people, can't you hit the wall?"

Lin Sanjiu opened the car door very relieved: "You are really different than before."

"Shut up."

There is no shortage of plastic bags in the garbage dump; each of them took a dirty plastic bag for money, a pillow case in his pocket, and stains from the garbage dump on his body. Consciously approached the door of the bank building.

Lin Sanjiu had never seen such a weird door: they didn't go straight to the ground, but opened a narrow gap [-] to [-] centimeters from the ground.Following the example of others, the two first each picked a narrow gap where no one walked, then raised their feet, half-climbed and half-drilled and walked in sideways—half a minute later, the two finally passed through the other side of the wall. , stuck his head out again.

"Were they all drunk when they built the building?"

Bohemia complained and dropped one foot, and stood in the hall together with Lin Sanjiu.Obviously the outer wall is so thick that it takes half a minute to climb, but the small hall inside is not big, only a few hundred square meters; and there is not even a single window in the small hall, and it is all illuminated by the ceiling emitting white light.

Scattered small counters are scattered in the hall one by one, randomly and without any structure, as if the construction workers can't even line up in a straight line.They looked back and forth a few times, but they didn't research to find out who the bank staff was and where the money was; after looking at each other, the two quickly took out the pillowcase.

The half-wet cloth fell down, covering the face and revealing the eyes.Bohemia raised an index finger wearing several rings, raised it to the ceiling, and shouted loudly: "Don't move, it's a robbery!"

　Obviously, you strongly asked Lin Sanjiu to relax, but in the end it was really relaxed, and I found a lot of worries in this chapter, carefully looking for clues about the doomsday world...you can't find it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha group persecution delusional disorder
　
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