Prehistoric Calendar

Chapter 922
"Ma'am, your hairstyle is dangerous..."

Zhou Bin coughed, and then said these words, and then the two dog friends in front of him immediately gave him two big punches!
"Are you out of your mind? Say this to a girl who is about to start exercising when you meet for the first time!!" One of the dog friends looked like a dog, tall and handsome, and he said to Zhou Bin seriously.

The other dog friend is stern and about 1.9 meters tall. Just looking at his appearance and height, he is the kind of handsome man who will attract many girls, and he is also a cold handsome man, but he speaks with a With an obscene aura, he also said to Zhou Bin seriously: "My friend, there is something wrong with you."

Zhou Bin's face turned red when he heard the teasing of the two buddies, he could only grit his teeth for a while, and didn't know what to say.

The three of them are buddies who have played since they were young, and they know each other well, so teasing at this level is really nothing.

In fact, the three of them are the children of rich and noble families. After countless generations of genetic modification, it is basically impossible for the three of them to grow crooked. Apart from the messy hair and a pair of dead fish eyes, in terms of face shape, he is no less than his two buddies, and he belongs to the type that can eat only by his face.

Logically speaking, Zhou Bin himself is not bad, he is rich and has a family background. At his age of 27 or [-], he doesn't know how many women he has dated. It is not a problem to kill hundreds of people.

But it's a pity that Zhou Bin is an otaku, and he is a deep fat otaku. If it weren't for his good foundation, good genes, and two buddies who force him to go out for mountain climbing from time to time, I'm afraid he can show [-] catties now. The child's smile came.

Only Zhou Bin's two buddies know that Zhou Bin was not like this when he was in Qingdou's first school. He was the most positive and sunny of the three of them. His first love was also the woman who caused him the most harm. Since then, Zhou Bin has become an otaku, refusing to go out to socialize, and at the same time developed an extreme obsession with cleanliness and disgust for real women, so much so that his skin touched real women. For women, it will make his skin allergic to the point of inflammation.

Since then, he has only been interested in two-dimensional women, and of course he also has puberty needs. After all, he has grown to 27 years old. All these are solved by the paper man wife and five girls. In addition, he treats all women in reality equally, face blindness plus extreme nausea and cleanliness.

For this reason, his family members and his two buddies took him to see many psychiatrists, new treatments, and psychotropic drugs, but none of them worked. Most importantly, he His mental illness has reached the point where just touching it will affect his body. To be honest, his family and his two best friends are already desperate, they have given up, and they have already planned that as long as he is happy, Honghuang OL The server is open.

Given the family backgrounds of Zhou Bin and his two buddies, the first batch of accounts must not be their turn, and their luck is not very good. None of the three were directly selected, and they didn't even have a share in the second batch of accounts until the third batch. After the account number was issued, the three people obtained the account number through financial resources.

And this game immediately made the three of them addicted to it, especially Zhou Bin. He found that in the game, his allergy to women has eased. Occasionally touching the skin once or twice, he will no longer have allergies, and the female NPC in the game, no matter how long he touches it, Zhou Bin will not feel any discomfort. In fact, he is very sensitive to female NPCs. They didn't even feel disgusted, especially these NPCs were mostly non-human races, which made him even more excited. At that time, he made up his mind to find a wife in this game.

But it is very, very, very pity. Although Honghuang OL claims to be an ultra-free sandbox game that absolutely simulates reality, as long as you want it, you can play it in this game, but there is actually one thing that players can never do, that is Take off your underwear...

That's right, Honghuang OL definitely doesn't contain any substance of the [-]th ban, although it happens from time to time, such as the fiancée of the camp leader. The legs simply make all the male players unable to turn their eyes, but that's all, the players are still playing very healthy game content.

Originally, Zhou Bin was already in despair. He even read some books on Plato's thoughts recently. He has already decided that even if it is just a spiritual love, it is better than being single for a lifetime, isn't it?

But who knew that Zhou Bin and his buddies, who accidentally entered the super serial dungeon by luck, discovered a mission that could change Zhou Bin's future life in this world line mission, and could actually play games to send his wife By the way, can you take off your underwear?
And the luckiest thing is, when the three of them brushed a mob that seemed to be kneeling, they actually dropped a crystal-like thing, which they couldn't touch at all, and disappeared as soon as it appeared, and then they The system reminds them that they have obtained the fragments of the holy way, and with one-tenth of the amount, they can complete the task.

In this way, the bewildered three came to the magic tower, got a reminder from the leader of the faction that the task was completed, and also gave them the right to own a villa, and told Zhou Bin that he could choose a dryad maid, Or a dryad manservant.

To be honest, this is really a rare choice for some people. Not to mention the dryad maids, all of them look like the top stunning beauties in the real world. To participate in the Miss World election, it is absolutely It is the kind that can directly win the championship as soon as it comes out. As for the dryad, it is a masculine version of the dryad. To put it simply, it is a very, very cute boy...

That's right, that's the one...

However, Zhou Bin has no special hobbies, and he has long taken a fancy to a dryad. It is a nurse who works in a hospital. She looks like an angel in white clothes. Although the players don't need medical treatment or anything However, if you want to go out for an adventure, you still need all kinds of medical supplies, especially bandages and the like. At that time, Zhou Bin saw this tree spirit girl when he was buying bandages. Thinking that at this time, he could really get her?
The ruthless handsome man grabbed Zhou Bin's shoulder and said, "Don't be too impatient, I know you're already holding back, but there's no need to rush this matter. I put a few bottles of good wine in the room before, all fruit wine, dwarf Brewed, remember to pour a few more glasses."

Another handsome handsome man also whispered beside him: "Candles are hard to find, so I wrapped the lamp with a red cloth. Although it is a little darker and the atmosphere is not enough, it's just like that anyway."

Then the two looked at each other, and at the same time said seriously to Zhou Bin: "One last thing to remind you, don't be impatient, don't take off your clothes right away, it will be yours from now on, be emotional!!!"

Zhou Bin nodded in confusion. He looked at his own villa in front of him. Of course, it will be the residence of two other good friends in the future. Now there is a newcomer waiting in this villa, although it is his personal maid in name , but what Zhou Bin wants is a Two-dimensional wife, he will definitely marry her in the future, treat her well, just like treating his own eyes, he...

Zhou Bin was full of thoughts. He walked to the front of the villa, opened the door and walked in. He saw a tree spirit girl in a maid outfit.

The dryad girl's face was a little pale, and she was standing in the hall with a broom in a daze. When the door was pushed, she immediately crossed her arms like a rabbit, and looked towards the door with panic and fear. Looking at Zhou Bin so stupidly, this human being will become her master...

Then at this time Zhou Bin looked at the black silk dress of the dryad girl's maid, and looked at her cute and frightened expression. For a moment, Zhou Bin felt as if a thunderbolt exploded in his mind. The work, the countless paper wives he liked in the past, seemed to overlap with the tree spirit girl in front of him at this moment, and then he recalled the words of the two buddies in his head, but everything was confused and turned into a pot of porridge , he couldn't even discern the information in it.

"By the way, they said to be romantic, don't rush, and take off your clothes immediately!"

Zhou Bin acted subconsciously, and immediately took off his shirt...

At the same time, Zhou Bin's two buddies sat down on a lawn outside the villa. They each lit a small wooden stick and started smoking like a cigarette. Side said: "This kid is really lucky. I didn't expect him to marry a paper man's wife... Hey, do you think he will marry this NPC in the future?"

The handsome handsome man took a puff of cigarette, exhaled a few puffs of smoke rings into the sky, and then said: "Who knows, it's better than him being alone all the time? Anyway, that's it, we will do whatever we can..."

Suddenly, at this moment, a terrified cry came from the villa. The two looked at each other, jumped up and rushed towards the villa at the same time. The two hurriedly opened the door and rushed in. They saw that the upper body was naked. Zhou Bin, who was struggling with his underwear, saw his two buddies rushing into the room, and shouted in a voice that he didn't know whether it was crying or howling: "I took off my underwear... …Yes, I took it off, but I can't take off my panties!!!"

Individual holders, or those who are married to the system can take off their undershirts...

The three of them were all dumbstruck, thinking about the words on the mission in their minds...

No problem.

(End of this chapter)