Prehistoric Calendar

Chapter 731
"My child, when you were born, the cross talk in the entire multiverse whispered your name! Huan, the bow-length girl!"

"Son, I am proud to watch you grow up day by day and become the embodiment of funny."

"You have to remember, we have always used funny to deter this universe!"

"I also trust that you use your great funny powers sparingly."

"But, the real joke, kid... is to humiliate your enemies and inspire the fighting spirit in your companions!"

"One day, my life will come to an end, and you, my child, you will be crowned king, go ahead, king of Pikachu..."

"No!!!!"

There was a shrill cry, and a young man struggled up from the nightmare. He had a handsome face and a tall body, but at the moment, his face was full of tears, and his face was full of despair. I don't know where to start. Zhong woke up, not quite sober for a while, he even opened his mouth and shouted: "I don't want to be a member of Pikachu..."

Then the young man's mouth was covered, and a strong man like a bear covered his mouth, and at the same time whispered: "Shut up! Something is wrong here!"

Only then did the young man come to his senses. His psychological quality was good. Even if he suddenly woke up from a nightmare and was suddenly covered with his mouth, he didn't yell anymore, but began to calmly observe his surroundings.

This is an extremely dark and gloomy catacomb. The overall style of the tomb is very old. Young people have never seen such an ancient tomb. It is mostly decorated with stone carvings. The entire tomb is huge, from carvings to murals to the overall structure. He felt a majestic feeling, and besides him standing with the strong man, there were two women and a frail young man lying on the ground. They seemed to have woken up, but they couldn't stand up for a while.

Among the two women on the ground, a pink-haired girl suddenly smiled and said, "Gongchang girl Huan, are you having those weird nightmares again? For example, why was your father holding up your lines when you were just born?" , or those weird 'old friends' who introduced you to your dad?"

A young man named Gong Changnv Huan whispered with a livid face: "Shut up, call me Zhang Haohuan! Also, don't mention my father, I don't know him!"

The pink-haired woman slowly climbed up from the ground, giggling beside her, and the rest of the people were also smiling, as if the air was full of joy, but Zhang Haohuan didn't smile at all. He broke free from the pull of the strong man and began to observe the tomb carefully, while another woman with long black hair asked: "This is a tomb, it looks like a very old tomb... Zhang Haohuan, what do you think about Dragon Ball?" Make a wish to find your mother, and then we were sent here... Could it be that your mother passed away a long time ago?"

Zhang Haohuan said with a stiff face: "I said, use willpower to suppress the funny memes in your body, it will be contagious and eroded, if you don't want to become like my father and my father's group of friends in the future things, then make yourself as serious as possible, and... don't talk about memes from long ago!"

The thin young man suddenly said: "I know, I know, I know this stalk, is it the stalk that my grandfather died in the war when he was eight years old?"

Zhang Haohuan's face twitched for a moment, trying not to complain, the strong man laughed and said: "Zhang Haohuan is only 23 years old this year, how could his mother died a long time ago? I think this should be a certain plane? I guess This is where there are clues about his mother."

Zhang Haohuan also thinks so, he has had enough of everything about his father, and he has heard others talk about his mother, she is a gentle, kind woman, and his father loves his mother very much, she is the whole multiverse The only one who can restrain his father's hilarious meme, so he desperately wants to find his mother, the desire to see his mother is one thing, and it's another reason to hope that mother can restrain his father and save him from the nightmare.

So he took his partners, went through "untold hardships", "nine deaths", and finally won the Dragon Ball, and added many things sponsored by others, such as a certain uncle with a blank face and glasses sponsored glasses, an uncle who looks so handsome, but is the endorsement of a man with one punch and two cakes, sponsored a cigarette, and an uncle who likes to stuff things into other people’s foreheads, stuffed a cigarette into his forehead. A group of black and yellow breath...

Finally, he activated the legendary Seven Dragon Balls that could grant any wish but would be misinterpreted. When he came back to his senses, he and his friends came to this tomb.

"It seems that the previous plan was correct. Those uncles are probably at the same level of power as my father. What they gave is enough to suppress the funny twists of Dragon Ball. Although it will still affect it, at least it will not send us to It's good to go to those funny planes." Zhang Haohuan said with a serious face.

The faces of the other four people turned pale when they heard the funny plane. They really don't want to recall the experience of searching for the Dragon Balls. It was something more terrifying than a nightmare.

Zhang Haohuan touched the ancient mural and said: "It is estimated that the clues of my mother are in this tomb, and the distortion effect of Dragon Ball is probably reflected in this place. It is not directly teleporting me to my mother, but in this tomb. A clue to the mother's existence."

The other four people all nodded, and then the strong man suddenly subconsciously said: "Isn't it possible to distort other things, such as turning your mother into a male mother?"

Everyone responded with a smile, and then their smiles stopped slowly. There was a strange atmosphere in the whole tomb, Zhang Haohuan twitched and said: "No, don't be affected by funny memes, everyone , if my plan to find my mother fails, I guess I can only become the leader of the second generation of Pikachu, and none of you...don’t even try to escape!”

The four of them shuddered, and then they began to search the tomb carefully. The tomb was huge, and they searched for the surrounding murals. After a long time, the five of them skillfully dispersed and reunited. The thin young man said: "This The builder of the tomb is an ancient and prosperous dynasty, probably in its heyday, otherwise it would be impossible to build such a huge and luxurious tomb. Judging from the murals, the owner of this tomb is a general. The murals introduce many of his works. merit."

The other two women also reported their findings, and one of them said: "In addition to human beings, there are thousands of races coexisting in this plane, because in the murals, a large part of this general's achievements are fighting against all races. Clan, he led an army to attack the Wan Clan and destroyed them, and I also found a few pictures of Jingguan.”

Another woman took up the topic and said: "Jingguan kills captives and civilians, which is usually regarded as unknown in the ancient civilization system, but only the resonant civilization of the Han Dynasty thinks it is a show of the Han people's force, which is a matter. A matter of glory, so I think that this is a historical resonance plane. Dragon Ball may not only shift the space, but also shift the timeline. No, because only in the history of mankind, in order to complete the plan of conferring gods, historical luck resonates so frequently."

Everyone nodded slightly, because they are familiar with these, and they have experienced enough, and their status can be said to be the most top-level second generation in the multiverse, so they know these secrets even more.

Zhang Haohuan said: "Okay, let's continue to search along the tomb. This general may be related to my mother, maybe my relatives, elders, or friends of my relatives. Because my father and I are both Han Chinese, so Teleportation came to the resonance plane of historical luck of the Han civilization system, it seems that it is really the right time."

The thin young man suddenly opened his mouth and hiccupped, and then he touched his head in doubt, Zhang Haohuan was extremely sensitive, and he asked seriously: "What's the matter, if you find anything or find something, please tell me right away, we can all refer to it. "

The thin young man said strangely: "I forgot what I was going to say, I just think it seems to be a very important thing."

"forget?"

Everyone is a little unbelievable, they are all saints, Zhang Haohuan is a high-level saint, just to avoid destroying clues, and to avoid harming mortals, so they let their elders seal most of their power, but this seal They can be unlocked at any time, so they will not encounter any major danger, and their essence is a saint, it is impossible to have a sense of forgetting, so this kind of forgetting is very incredible.

"Forget? Memes!?" Zhang Haohuan murmured with a serious expression.

But even if it is a meme, few of them will not be afraid, unless it is a fantasy-level meme, otherwise they have a way to escape, even if it is a fantasy-level meme, their parents are not vegetarian.

"Hahaha, don't tell me, we were transported to the prehistoric calendar by the Dragon Ball, cut off all cause and effect, set all the tracks, human beings are suppressed, saints do not exist, only the holy throne, all future memories will be wiped away, strength will begin Regression, until we become mortals, this may make us forget things." The strong man suddenly laughed again.

Everyone laughed in agreement, and then the laughter gradually died down, and the whole scene suddenly became quiet again.

Zhang Haohuan said seriously with a livid face: "Hurry up, investigate this tomb!"

"Then shut your mouths!"

"The mouth of a crow is also one of the manifestations of being funny!!!"

(End of this chapter)