Prehistoric Calendar

Chapter 708 Oh, old iron
Liu Yu was obviously very angry. He kept beating Hao, who had become a ball of mud cake, and the more he beat, the more angry he became, as if he was taking a step back and thinking more and more. The space was broken, and the earth, wind, water and fire began to pour out.

"wrong!"

A serious voice sounded, and after a whirlwind, the rusty sword in Liu Yu's hand turned into a wooden hammer, and he changed from a middle-aged old man into a young man, while the meat paste on the ground was being placed in the In a wooden barrel, next to Liu Yu sat a man in a green rubber mask holding a pipe. While smoking a pipe, he said, "No! That's not how rice cakes are made! Hit them well, and go to them with heart and emotion." Hit it! Bastard!"

"Yes, master!" Liu Yu replied loudly, and then he swung the wooden hammer vigorously to beat up the meat paste in the wooden barrel. While beating, he suddenly hit the green head with the wooden hammer, smashing it into pieces. A flat head that often appears in anime.

"Kill you, Zhang Heng, right now!!!" Liu Yu yelled at the flat green head full of murderous intent.

Then the weird guy with the flat head gave a strange laugh, turned into a green whirlwind and rolled up beside Liu Yu. I don't know what he did, Liu Yu was put on his head from behind by his underwear in the next moment, and then the green-headed weirdo In the end, it turned into a green tornado and rolled directly towards the golden light of merit, and the golden light of merit, which was enough to resist the attack of the Holy Throne, was easily penetrated by the green tornado like a bubble, and then in a flash, this The green tornado just lost track.

At this moment, a green tornado flashed out of the nothingness in the gap between the planes. There was nothingness here, but this green-headed monster suddenly stretched out his hand to pull into the nothingness, and a hazy figure was pulled out by him, and then the green The weird-headed man was in the air, wearing a black suit, smoking a big thick cigar, and his fingers were full of gold rings with gemstones the size of a thumb. At the same time, this green-headed weirdo still had many scars on his face.

He just took a puff of smoke and said, "Hey, old iron, long time no see."

The hazy figure shuddered for a moment, and said in a tone that was obviously a male voice, but seemed to be a woman screaming: "Stay away from me, I don't know you!!!"

The cigar slowly dropped from the green-headed monster's mouth, and he showed an exaggerated expression of shock. Then he turned around and was wearing a normal sweater and trousers, surrounded by the mournful background of three plum blossoms With trembling steps, he walked to the side of this hazy figure, grabbed his hand and said, "Actually, I should have known you earlier, but I can't, because your mother forced me!"

The hazy figure trembled again, he subconsciously pointed to the side and said, "No, it wasn't my mother who forced it, it was his mother who forced it!",

At this time, Liu Yu had already gotten rid of his underwear, and when he was rushing over, he was pointed at by this shadowy figure, and he subconsciously said, "It wasn't my mother who forced it, it was your mother who forced it!"

The green-headed weirdo wiped his tears, and in the desolate tone of Plum Blossom Three Lane, he suddenly hugged Liu Yu's shoulder with his left hand, and hugged the shoulder of the hazy figure with his right hand. Yes, you are all my wings..."

Then Liu Yu took out his rusty sword and stabbed it directly in his chest, while the hazy figure took out a vajra pestle and smashed it directly on the green monster's head. Give it back to us!" After finishing speaking, both of them were beaten up one after another.

Then the two of them looked at each other with pity, and they both felt that the other was someone who understood them... No wonder.

In the next moment, there was a vast and boundless wave erupting from between the two of them. The rusty sword and the vajra smashed each other, and the hazy figure retreated a long distance. Not the golden light of merit.

Just when the two were about to continue to attack, suddenly there was the sound of an abacus, and the two looked for the sound, and saw a green-headed weirdo sitting on a high wooden counter, thinking about the abacus and saying: "Bare board Hairless, insects eat rats, two pieces of dignity, can be ten yuan, come, take it." While speaking, the green-headed weirdo knocked on the wooden platform with his abacus.

The hazy figure and Liu Yu were both confused. They walked to the wooden platform, stretched out their dirty hands, and each took five yuan of ocean. The hazy figure suddenly jumped in front of the wooden platform, shouting Desolately shouted: "Master, please do me a favor, my family... will kill you!!!" While speaking, the hazy figure threw the vajra pestle at the wooden platform.

Then the green-headed monster rolled on the spot, and a big wooden fish appeared on the log platform. With a bang, the hazy figure seemed to smile, and sat cross-legged on the spot, knocking on the wooden fish.

Just at this moment, Liu Yu threw Dayang casually, raised his rusty sword and stabbed at him, and then another stabbing sword came to meet him. He and the green-headed monster were standing on the same red carpet, holding The swords were stabbing each other. The green-headed monster was wearing an Olympic jabber suit. While stabbing him, he flashed to the next stage. The green-headed weirdo shouted into the microphone: "Liu Yu's stabbing is so fast, so good!" Steady pace, coming, he used the famous Dugu Nine Swords..."

Then he flashed onto the stage again and stabbed at Liu Yu, and saw that Liu Yu's stabbing sword actually turned into nine phantoms, and then stabbed him with a sword. The clothes were punctured, and the rust sword stabbed his chest immediately, and blood gushed out. He stared blankly at the rust sword and chest, and staggered.

Liu Yu was also stunned. He quickly drew his sword and murmured at the same time: "No, I don't know..."

"Big Brother..."

The green-headed monster jumped out directly, leaning against Liu Yu's arms, coughing and saying at the same time: "Brother, don't blame me, cough cough..."

Liu Yu suddenly said at a loss: "I, I..."

"Tell master, I won't go back during the New Year, cough cough..." the green-headed weirdo whispered while coughing.

Tears welled up in Liu Yu's eyes, and he said firmly, "Don't worry, the Huashan faction will be handed over to me, I will definitely..."

"Tell my junior sister that I don't love her..." The green-headed weirdo coughed a few more times.

Liu Yu burst into tears immediately: "Junior Brother, Junior Brother, in fact, I treat you, I treat you...I treat you paralyzed!!!"

Liu Yu was suddenly furious, and just at this time, the hazy figure also smashed the wooden fish, and the green-headed monster gave a weird laugh, turning into a green tornado and swept past the two of them, and their underwear immediately covered their heads...

A few seconds later, Liu Yu and the hazy figure broke free from their underwear, and saw bursts of green in the golden light of virtue in the distance, and then there were all kinds of strange laughter erupting non-stop, and the two looked at each other.

"Zunti, we will settle our affairs later, and we must settle the accounts carefully, but now..."

"That's right, I don't think about the most holy thing, but now..."

The two roared at the same time, one of them burst out with feng shui fire, and the other had a golden light of merit that seemed to cover the universe, as they roared, they rushed towards the green place.

Team battles can be lost, but Zhang Heng must die! ! !
On the other side, Gong Changheng passed through a large area of ​​collapsed reinforced concrete ground, and finally came to an open space, but before he could breathe a sigh of relief, an arm suddenly dragged his leg under his feet, pulling him directly. Entering the sewer, Gong Changheng yelled in horror, but he didn't want to hear Ren Huang's voice at this time.

"Quiet! It's me!" Ren Huang whispered.

Gong Changheng immediately covered his mouth, and when he looked around, he saw a little girl with only one eyeball and a face full of scars, Ren Huang, and several other people, none of whom he knew. But he trusted Ren Huang, so he didn't show any precautions.

At this time, Ren Huang said to Gong Changheng: "Go, we are running out of time, leave this world immediately, we..."

"Go to the Rebel World!!"

(End of this chapter)