Prehistoric Calendar

Chapter 675, The protagonist and the funny

Hao appeared in the arena again. He looked at Kerme with a strange look. Kerme was also a little embarrassed. Just now he made a shot purely subconsciously, which is similar to competing with the players when he was still in the world of reincarnation. Same, but what he is facing right now is just a test, and he is still a wise man who only has a gene lock prototype and is a mortal himself. It is almost absolute to kill him in seconds.

Hao was not angry, instead, he updated Kerme's strength positioning again, and the details of strength were much more detailed again, and then he said: "It seems that the activation of this meme is not me. If life is threatened, not even my death, then the next test does not need to focus on my death."

When talking, Hao was silent for a few seconds, and then he continued to say to Li Shutong: "Sister Li Shutong, this time you come to test with me, use a little strength, and fight me close, I will open the sub-super... Gene lock prototype, you The attack power is compressed enough to seriously injure me, but not to the point where I can be killed instantly, can it be done?"

Li Shutong nodded, and in an instant he stood in front of Hao, raised his hand and slapped Hao on the forehead.

This is not any move, but pure speed and strength. Li Shutong is an unorthodox cultivator, a cultivator of the lineage of body training. Famously, he doesn't have any exercises, and doesn't even use true energy. The movements are accompanied by wind and thunder, and a palm of his hand is powerful without waves. It has its own reasons.

Hao couldn't dodge this palm, at least in the normal state, so he immediately activated the sub-super state. When he tilted his head back, he stomped his feet, and his whole body moved backward.

But even though he reacted quickly, Li Shutong was an elite in a hundred battles, and his physical fitness was even more crushing. His palm was only five centimeters away from his forehead. If Hao retreated, she would move forward.

But Hao didn't waver at all. At this moment, he was in a sub-super state, his mind was as cold as a machine, a lot of information poured into his mind, and all kinds of battles seemed to be instinctive, so he completely fell backwards, up and down. Turned upside down, his feet clamped directly towards Li Shutong's single palm. After clamping Li Shutong's single palm, he twisted his feet vigorously, but in the next second his feet made a crisp sound, and both ankles were directly dislocated. And Li Shutong's single palm was like iron, and he continued to pat down without moving, and finally hit Hao's forehead, and then Hao's eyes, nose, ears, and mouth were bleeding, and he passed out immediately.

Fortunately, this is an arena, Hao came back to life after a few seconds, with no injuries on his body, he rubbed his forehead and said, "Ten times with one force?"

Li Shutong said with a bit of arrogance: "That's the case, no matter how many magic spells and abilities you have, I will break them by myself. The unorthodox cultivation school I belong to, although it is an unorthodox cultivation school, is also the right way. What I practice is the strong and good phase of the twelve gods and evil phases. When I advance to the Nascent Soul, I can refine it thoroughly, and then I can choose another phase. If I practice all twelve phases, if there is a big By chance, I can return to the original source, then I can condense the twelve phases into the Pangu phase. At that time, my power will be invincible, and every punch and palm has great power, which is comparable to the unorthodox cultivation sword. Breaking Ten Thousand Laws is not weak anymore."

Hao didn't know what the information Li Shutong said was, what unorthodox cultivation, what the twelve gods and demons were, he didn't know why, but he still instinctively absorbed the information in his mind, and subconsciously He began to analyze that since there are unorthodox cultivations, there must be orthodox cultivations. Presumably, their status cannot be compared with unorthodox cultivations. It is roughly similar to the gap between the martial arts he practiced and the orthodox Ten Thousand Races extraordinary career path.

Furthermore, there are many schools of non-orthodox cultivation. For example, Li Shutong is a school of body training, at least there is another school of swordsmanship, and the school of swordsmen is obviously stronger than the school of body training, and so on.

But these are all asides, Hao's attention is still focused on testing and activating the meme on his body, this time after waking up, Hao directly exhaled heavily, propping up his entire lungs, and then He spit out again, after three times in a row, his breathing suddenly became very subtle, almost imperceptible, but his skin was completely red, and even steam rose up.

"National art... hold pills?" Li Shutong nodded silently, and she stretched out one palm forward, and said to Hao: "I heard that although this way is a small way, there is actually a high-magic great universe who has reached the level of congenital saints. Baodan, stellar qi, seeing God is not bad, condensing acupuncture points, deriving flesh and blood, breaking the void, although you are just starting Baodan, but it is not bad, this time I have to be serious, besides strength, I also need other means Use it."

Although Li Shutong is a woman, she has a heroic aura, and when she raised her hand, a wave of power came over her immediately. Although Hao was extremely calm, he also replied: "Come on."

Then the next moment he was stunned, even if Baodan's body was absolutely controlled, it was useless, he was directly sent flying by Li Shutong, his body began to decompose into light spots while still in mid-air, and then reshaped again, He died directly again.

Li Shutong stared blankly at his fist, and Ke Ermei beside him burst out laughing. When he saw Hao recovering, he joked, "Oh my God, do you have the syndrome of being killed and abused? Just like that. Died once."

After standing still, Hao said energetically to Kerme and Li Shutong: "I just activated the meme, I think I know the activation effect of this meme, but the negative effect is still unknown."

Li Shutong and Ke Ermei suddenly became interested, they looked at Hao with burning eyes, but Hao suddenly blushed, but he was calm after all, so he said to Li Shutong: "Let's compare again, try to see what I just thought Is it right?"

Li Shutong nodded, and put on the pose just now, but Hao did not enter the state of holding the pill again, he did something that made the other two stunned, he actually put on a pose that made people feel ashamed. At the same time, he roared loudly: "Come on, for the sake of love and justice, I will never take half a step back!!!"

"..."

Li Shutong looked at Hao's hands pointing to the sky, as if majestic and domineering, but in fact it was a gesture full of shame, and then heard the words that made people feel so ashamed that they were going to collapse, her response was very simple, blushing He punched Hao directly in the face.

This pose... It's too much like she was still very young, when she was just in the second year of middle school, she once posed a pose in a certain animation, and then yelled...

This is a taboo past that must be buried!
Hao has simply exposed the dragon's reverse scale! !

At this time, Hao had neither entered the state of stimulating Baodan's Qi and blood, nor had he activated the sub-super state. He just stood here with the appearance of a second-degree illness, but at the moment Li Shutong attacked him, he felt that everything around him changed. It's slow, although Li Shutong's movements are not real slow motion, but Hao can clearly see every step she moves, every point she moves forward, and then Hao directly raises his hand to face Li Shutong's fist.

There was a bang, there was a sonic boom between Hao and Li Shutong, and there was a circle of airflow ripples, and Hao still stood firmly in front of Li Shutong, he did not take half a step back, but his palms that were in contact with Li Shutong were all crushed. It was smashed, but even with such a great strength, he still didn't take a step back, and this completely violated the rules of strength itself.

Hao didn't care about his rotten palms, he jumped back immediately, then tore off his clothes with his good hands, and at the same time said in an exaggerated tone: "It seems that you can't beat you if you don't go shirtless. gone."

And when Hao tore off his clothes and finished speaking in this tone at the same time, a surging aura burst out of him. For a moment, Kerme and Li Shutong looked solemn, because the power represented by this aura He had already lost to the two of them, but Hao still didn’t stop. He laughed, then showed a look of deep thought, and muttered to himself: “By the way, why did you take off your clothes and be shirtless? Will it suddenly explode in strength? I really want to complain..."

Then in the next moment, a shocking force directly suppressed Li Shutong and Ke Ermei on the spot. The reactions of the two were different. Circles of twisted ripples visible to the naked eye, while Li Shutong stepped hard on the ground, and the ground exploded. The whole person jumped backwards like a cannonball, from almost face to face with Hao, directly jumped to a distance of [-] meters. go.

However, this aura came and went quickly, almost just for a moment, and the aura disappeared immediately, and Hao also gradually calmed down from the exaggerated expression, movement, and demeanor just now, and returned to his usual After calming down, he touched his chest, and said: "I generally know how this meme is stimulated, mainly by using language, actions, spirit, including thoughts in my heart, etc. The method is the protagonist, the obvious literal meaning is to regard oneself as the protagonist, to shine everywhere, be human everywhere, take the lead everywhere, and I am invincible, or I think invincible is invincible.”

"Then there is the question of depth. This meme will gradually become stronger as it is funny, or the power that can be used will become stronger. From these points of view, it is all positive effects, how strong can it be? , and whether it has the immortality of a funny character remains to be tested, its negative effects are temporarily unknown, and whether it will distort the surroundings is also temporarily unknown, so we will continue to test..."

When Hao was talking, he suddenly fell to the ground, didn't move, didn't move, just like the cute animals in funny anime, he fell directly to the ground, just fell to the ground and knocked off his front teeth, and then he got up and opened his mouth Sure enough, Kerme and Li Shutong saw the two bloody black holes on his mouth, which made him look like a laugh.

"This is estimated to be a negative impact. As I use and stimulate the protagonist, as well as the time and power of the funny protagonist, the backlash against me will also increase. It is estimated that this backlash is also related to the funny type. The maximum backlash is not currently available. Clearly, it needs to be tested too."

Hao still looked extremely calm, as if he wasn't the one who was hurt, or the one who was funny and embarrassed just now, but in fact, deep down in his heart, he was already overwhelmed with surprise.

This meme: The protagonist's halo (funny version) is actually an extremely rare positive meme. This is simply a simplified version of the heavenly treasure. Although there are negative effects, the negative effects are compared with the positive effects of this meme , almost negligible, as for the funny stuff...Although it's embarrassing, life is the most important thing. If life is gone, what is embarrassment?

If you have enough power, if you have enough power...

Then he doesn't have to choose, right?

"Now for the third round of memetic testing." Hao said again.

When the three of Hao left the arena, the cards in the arena had changed from intact to damaged. Wei Gao smiled wryly and carefully put the cards away, but whether it was him, Xu Le, or Alice, the cards on their faces They all showed an excited expression.

What happened in the arena, as the master, Wei Gao, and the people he chose can be seen all the way. It was indeed full of funny situations at the beginning, but the third test, the fourth test, and the last test, They don't think there is anything funny, because when the power reaches a certain level, the so-called funny is also terrifying.

In Hao's test, not only the second-level words, but also some words that seem cool and handsome, but are actually extremely high-level second-level words, such as reading a poem, for example, one or two words, or even saying something that looks like It’s awesome, but in fact, specious words can activate his meme: the protagonist’s halo (funny version). According to what he said, there are usually several possibilities.

The first one produces results similar to laws, for example, if he says he will not retreat, even if he is hurt by a huge force, his body will not retreat a little bit, similar to that I want to cross this mountain, etc. You can jump up to a height of hundreds of meters, and then break your legs and so on.

The second is to generate sufficient strength, which includes but is not limited to magic power, battle qi, internal power, true energy (said by Li Shutong), telekinetic power (said by Kerme), divine power, meritorious power...etc, I don't know Where it comes from, its end is unknown, in short, it is the kind of power that comes out of nowhere, and then it disappears after being used.

The third is to change the shape and nature, which can change your own shape. For example, Hao got into the room of the arena lounge in a funny way, and when the door was closed, he turned himself into a paper-like person and got in. At the same time, he can also change the shape of the things in his hands. For example, he can pull a piece of metal into plasticine, or hit himself against the wall. The wall that should have been smashed directly or has no response, appears like a soft object. The same humanoid dent or something.

The fourth type, immortality, this item did appear in the fifth test, but it only appeared when Hao was extremely funny, nonsensical, or even prank funny, and it appeared for a very short time, but it was indeed Immortality, this is something Hao has personally tested. In Ke Ermei and Li Shutong's trick, he was blown into pieces, and then every piece of the pieces automatically merged into him. Not one bit bad.

The fifth type is the changeability of space and time, which is only useful when he needs to achieve a certain funny effect, or complete a certain funny thing, for example, he subconsciously put Kerme's underwear on his head In fact, the key is that Kerme is still wearing underwear... Yes, this is something that is physically impossible to happen, just like this was done by Hao. Of course, the consequence is that Kerme almost didn't kill him, and Li Shutong Looking at his eyes full of incomparable vigilance, as well as an expression that as long as you dare to do this to me, I will immediately explode myself.

All in all, the effect of this meme is really powerful, and the negative effects are almost negligible, except that Hao will fall flat from time to time, or unintentionally pull Kerme's pants down, or trip other people, or walk Walking and falling into a pit that the rest of the people didn't even see... Basically there are no other side effects.

Very powerful, this is Hao's evaluation.

"If you can be proficient in the application and stimulation of this meme, its power will not even lose to an innate spirit treasure. Not to mention anything else, if you can control the meme, it will be supreme power." Hao Saying so.

This is actually the ability that Hao is most looking forward to for this meme. Immortality may sound simple, but this is the core basis of Hao's analysis of this meme.

It can be said that if Hao can master this meme proficiently, so that he can be truly immortal when he needs it, then his combat power will not only increase ten times and a hundred times at once, this is a complete leap in level Okay, the reason is that his super state has too many negative effects. If it can offset the negative effect of the super state, then this meme can be called the most suitable innate treasure for him, okay? it is good.

So after coming out of the arena, Hao has been meditating silently, thinking about the various information of this meme, its possible origin, and the negative effects of this meme, etc.

(The man who gave me this meme said that I don’t have to choose anymore. Judging from this sentence, does he know me? And he may be very familiar with me? Otherwise, how does he know my "choice"? ? And judging from the context of the words, this is clearly a kind word, and I was almost torn apart at the time, and he used that tower to protect me...)
Hao silently thought about these things, but he was uncertain after all, because this meme really has a lot to do with it. Although the information that has been determined shows that the negative effects are small and it is a positive meme, but this is not a congenital treasure after all. Because it is chaotic and negative in nature, memes of this type generally have great shortcomings. It is not that there are no such memes that are more positive than negative, but very, very, very rare, so rare that it seems Doesn't exist, and he is really so lucky, the pie fell from the sky, and it's the kind that just happens to be lukewarm?
"There may be a conspiracy here." Hao said to himself repeatedly, but he still couldn't help touching his chest from time to time, sensing the existence of this meme. Memes are somewhat similar to Xiantian Lingbao. Ignoring the barriers of time and space, in other words, the memes he obtained in this world will follow him when he returns to the Great Desolate Continent. This thing... is very important!
At the same time, on the other side, Gong Changheng was sitting listlessly next to the playground. He seemed to be in a daze. At this time, Ren Huang walked in from outside the playground. When he saw Gong Changheng, he suddenly There was surprise in his eyes, because it was the first time he saw Gong Changheng like this, and in the memory of more than ten years, this was really rare.

Ren Huang sat next to Gong Changheng, and asked directly: "What's wrong? How did you become such a hot-blooded you? Could it be... the hundreds of special files you hid in the hard disk were stolen by your daughter?" Friend deleted?"

"I don't have a girlfriend yet, okay, and it's 940 files or games, last time I said you don't want to copy some for you..." Gong Changheng was still listless, and even when he answered, he looked like I was better than a salted fish. A more salty feel.

Only then did Ren Huang ask with a serious expression: "What's the matter, let's talk about something, I will accompany you to think of a solution."

Gong Changheng hesitated for a moment, but still said to Ren Huang: "My biggest secret... I told you that I have multiple split personalities. I belong to the cheerful, hearty, extroverted, passionate, and athletic personality in my mind. There are at least 50 different personalities, but since I had a very weird dream yesterday, the funny personality in my head is gone."

Ren Huang's face was still serious, he thought for a while and said, "It's the one who wears a green mask, keeps calling for keys, keeps saying that he doesn't belong here, and is often beaten by some weird images that suddenly appear, so what? The personality that can't be beaten to death?"

Gong Changheng thought of this personality wearing a green mask, and he said with an expression as if he had eaten shit: "That's right, it's this guy, he claims to be a killer, but I think, such a funny guy , even the killer is a funny killer, anyway, his painting style is different from my other personalities, but after waking up today, I realized that this guy disappeared. For the first time, the personality in my mind disappeared Gone."

The personality disappeared, and Ren Huang's expression was much more serious than before. In fact, as early as a few years ago, he knew from Gong Changheng that he was a patient with multiple personality disorder, and he still had dozens of superhuman personality disorders. Multiple personality splits. Since then, he has been collecting information on this aspect, and at the same time, he has also inquired through family relations whether this kind of split personality can be repaired through merit.

This is essentially feasible. Merit is the source of all things, and it is also the quality of all things. Even cause and effect, life and death, fate, etc. can be solved with merit. How can a mere split personality be unable to solve it?
But when Gong Changheng told him another secret, Ren Huang never mentioned using merit to solve the problem of split personality.

At that time, Gong Changheng told Ren Huang that he was also a split personality, so he said that he is cheerful, hearty, outgoing, passionate, and athletic personality. This is essentially just describing his split personality. He is not The real Gong Changheng, he is not the original main personality, even he is a split sub-personality, but he just happens to be an explicit personality, temporarily controlling the body.

So when he used merit to solve the problem of split personality, the biggest possibility is that he and all the sub-personalities disappeared, were completely swallowed and fused by the sleeping main personality, and finally turned into the original Gong Changheng, and as the current sub-personality The bow of personality is likely to be completely annihilated, or it is death.

From the time Ren Huang knew Gong Changheng, what he knew and came into contact with was this cheerful, hearty, outgoing, passionate, and athletic personality. On the contrary, the original real Gong Changheng was a stranger to him. People would kill their best friends, so the plan to restore merit was shattered from the very beginning, and he could only think otherwise over the years.

But he didn't want to, at this time Gong Changheng directly said that one of his personalities was gone, and Ren Huang's face gradually turned bad. He hesitated for a moment before carefully asking: "Could it be that... the main personality has awakened?"

Gong Changheng immediately shook his head and said: "No, it can't be the awakening of the main personality. If it is really the awakening of the main personality, then I can definitely feel it, but...but the funny personality suddenly disappeared, so...I Do you think it might be a sign of the awakening of the main character?" At this point, he seemed to be turning into a salted fish again.

Ren Huang said: "Don't scare yourself first, tell me how you discovered the disappearance of the funny personality, and the weird dream you mentioned earlier, tell me about that dream."

Gong Changheng immediately blushed, he hesitated for a long time, and then murmured: "Let me tell you first, it was just a dream, it was definitely not my subconscious mind, remember, it is definitely not my subconscious mind!! "

"I'm absolutely absolutely absolutely straight!!!"

(End of this chapter)