Prehistoric Calendar

Chapter 1455 Sending
"...Have you sent it away?"

Zhang Haohuan told more than a dozen jokes in a row, rehearsed two sketches, three talk shows, and played a solo cross talk. He was so tired that he stuck out his tongue. This is not a modifier, but he finally started to spit out His tongue was broken, and at the same time as he stuck out his tongue, the five-legged man who was tied up in the middle and scolded him shrank back "down", and disappeared without a trace.

Zhang Haohuan was so tired that he collapsed to the ground.

He is really tired. Logically speaking, it doesn’t matter if he just tells jokes and cross talks for a few days and nights with his physical fitness, but when he really uses the power of funny to tell jokes and cross talks, Only then did he really feel exhausted, the kind of strength that was gone in every sense, the kind where everything was squeezed dry.

"Why? Logically speaking, even if the power of funnyness is not energy, it should be a nihilistic power like spiritual power. Why would my physical strength disappear when I use the power of funnyness?" Zhang Haohuan was puzzled untie.

But at this time, he didn't care about these things, and hurriedly asked people to check the resurrection point of the five legged men, and confirmed that the five of them hadn't been resurrected, which made Zhang Haohuan heave a sigh of relief.

Zhang Haohuan knew that these foot men actually didn't have many resurrections. Even if it was a rough calculation, they only had dozens of resurrections at most, maybe even a dozen of resurrections, and several resurrections were possible.

But they won't tell others, it's not just stubbornness, they just want to fight to the death.

Zhang Haohuan knows very well that the leg boys love Human City deeply. It is the home they built from the beginning, and they throw their heads and blood for it and tell jokes... The latter one is not counted. In short, this is what they have in mind Home, this is by no means a lie.

According to Zhang Haohuan's knowledge, the legged men lived in the human city far longer than they lived in reality. In the early days of the human city's construction, the legged men came here at Hao's call. Almost all the enthusiasm and dreams have been devoted to the land. In fact, the various streets and urban planning of Human City have been greatly influenced by the footmen. The city has had their imprint from the very beginning and has always been In the end, when they are shattered, their grief and pain will not be less than that of Hao Hao.

Yes, being funny is actually just a disguise on the surface of the footmen. Their emotions are even richer than most humans in the forbidden area. They fight for the city, cheer for the growth of the city, and despair for the demise of the city. , when the last scene happened, their hearts were actually broken, and now they are just living undead, and the dream that almost invested their whole life in the real world was broken before their eyes, and now they absolutely don't mind using their lives to die with the enemy .

They don't mind, but Zhang Haohuan does.

When Zhang Haohuan was in the Human City of the Forbidden Land, he actually developed an extremely deep comrade-in-arms relationship with these foot men. Although he would want to bury them from time to time, this kind of friendship is very real.

Zhang Haohuan wants them to be happy too, he doesn't want them to die like this.

So Zhang Haohuan sent them to a low latitude, in fact, hoping that they could regain the "system" from the great lord, so that they could gain experience to increase the number of resurrections. This is one and the main purpose.

As for the second, he wanted to see what the limit of the power of humor was.

The low-latitude barrier is the second toughest and most solid thing in the entire multiverse, second only to the final land, and it is still slightly better now. In the history of human beings, the emperor even reinforced it with four images, five elements and eight trigrams. That is really impossible Breakthrough Jedi, and in this prehistoric era, under some special circumstances, low latitudes can still break through, and at the same time, the impact of low latitudes will leak to the real world from time to time, and all this is impossible in human history. Because the barrier is so strong that people forget the existence of low latitudes from the perspective of thought and philosophy.

Of course, even in the low latitudes of the prehistoric period, its tenacity is second only to the final place. It is a desperate situation where it is almost impossible for even emperor-level existences to climb up after falling into it. Unless there is a huge change in the world, otherwise It can only be trapped to death.

Zhang Haohuan wants to see the limit of the power of funny, whether he can even cross the low-latitude barrier, and if he can, then does he have another choice?

According to rumors, the reason why Hao blew himself up was actually to save the great lord, but if he could save the great lord before Hao blew himself up, would Hao not blew himself up?

Reviving Ai Yi was the first-hand preparation, and pulling out the great lord was the second-hand preparation. With both preparations, Zhang Haohuan felt that the possibility of saving Xia Hao would be greater.

Apart from these...

"... Great Lord." Zhang Haohuan sighed sadly, but didn't think any more.

"The great lord, the great lord, the great lord, the great lord..."

"Fuck, why are you so fast... Get out, don't bother me!!!"

Wu Ming broke his pace and ran forward crazily, while Tai Yi, who was confronting him, turned back with a hard face, because the neck was so stiff that people could even hear the clicking sound when turning the neck. Then when he turned his head, he saw that the nightmare was coming.

It was a bunch of weird looking things.

At the beginning, it can be seen that there are some human figures, some creatures, or some animals. In Wu Ming's words, those are funny characters, things that are imagined, and should not exist in reality. Let's all go, members of Pikachu.

Regarding Go, Pikachu, whether it is Dijun or Taiyi, they all have a basic understanding of it.

Go ahead, Pikachu is a branch of the deadly dead group, this is not a deadly deadly group known for its destructive power, to be exact, when Di Jun and Tai Yi fell to low latitudes, go, Pikachu didn't do anything The great event of wrath and grievance, or the horrible event that brought catastrophe, although it is said that the end of the era of giant beasts is related to Pikachu, although the change of character of the high-ranking saint, the patriarch of the Peacock clan, is also related to Go ahead, Pikachu is related, but most of these are rumors. The real direct victim seems to be only the patriarch of the Peacock clan, so the degree of danger is extremely low.

The Go to Death Group is a public hazard. It is the kind of organization that keeps silent on weekdays and then comes out to make big news from time to time. The most frightening thing is that the Go to Death Group has many different branches. It took a lot of time to uproot it at a huge cost, and it was insignificant to the whole group of dead dead, and even many branches that were hostile to it would clap their hands and applaud, and then they were wiped out without these With the constraints of branches, a big news can be planned soon.

Because of this situation, after the Shuanghuang ascended the throne, Dijun and Taiyi's policy for dealing with the death group is to beat whoever shows up, to the death, but they will not deliberately target them on weekdays, and then they will After eating the bitter fruit of the present, I was tricked into this low latitude by a group of guys who yelled and burned the heterosexuals to death.

And who knows, at this low latitude, every time they meet Wu Ming, they will be harassed by a branch called Go, Pikachu. It really made them a little annoyed at first. They will do some inexplicable things beyond common sense, so every time they want to have a good talk with Wu Ming, they all come to nothing.

And they are also very puzzled.

It's really strange to die to die. Their existence is inexplicable, as if they appeared out of thin air, but this is impossible. The appearance of any strong person can be traced. Without Jiaolong, the kind of uninhabited place where one can cultivate for a hundred years and become invincible after leaving the mountain belongs to the category of novels. It is impossible to happen in reality, but going to death to kill the group violates this common sense.

And let's go, Pikachu is even more exaggerated, they even exist in low latitudes, Di Jun and Taiyi pondered for a while, could it be that this is the way to go, the Pikachu organization has some means to get in and out of low latitudes?
Although this is unbelievable, it is unbelievable to go to the death group itself, so it is really possible.

With this in mind, the two searched for Wu Ming in this low latitude. Anyway, as long as there is Wu Ming, go there, and Pikachu will appear.

But soon, they realized that something was wrong.

Go ahead and look human, members of the Pikachu organization, as time goes by, start to become more abstract.

It is abstraction in the literal sense, just like the process of gradually distorting from realistic painting style to stick figure, and from stick figure to abstract painting.

The most frightening thing is, go ahead, all members of the Pikachu organization have an almost absolute definition of immortality, no matter how they kill, even their ultimate tricks are used, saying that immortality means immortality. It can be dissipated, and it takes a long time to recover, but as the abstraction process occurs, the healing time becomes faster and faster, so fast that it only takes a few breaths to fully heal.

And their strength... No, that's not the so-called strength, but some kind of indescribable exaggeration. At the beginning, it was still in the category of understanding, and its power was not too strong, but as the abstraction continued, it has become It has evolved to the point where even the two emperors are about to run away.

Tai Yi immediately turned around and wanted to run away, but just as he ran two steps away, suddenly his feet hurt, and he fell directly to the ground.

When Tai Yi came back to his senses, his face was already pressed to the ground, and a yellow leather mouse walked by in front of him, seeing this mouse, Tai Yi's eyes shrank sharply.

"No, don't, did you forget that I gave you cheese before?" Taiyi made a voice from his throat.

The yellow-skinned mouse looks normal, at least not abstracted, but its body is melting like a candle, and when it melts halfway, it suddenly heals completely again, turning into a yellow-skinned mouse again, and wearing a western cowboy Of course, Taichi doesn't know anything about cowboys, but Taichi knows, something bad happened...

I saw the yellow-skinned mouse directly pinch his eyelids and pull it hard, Taiyi was pulled over and turned over, and then was slammed on the ground by a mouse. Amidst the bang bang sound, a Another human-shaped pothole...

"...too heavenly!!!"

Wu Ming is running towards the outside of the campus quickly. That’s right, the low-latitude scene he entered is a campus. As long as you abide by the daily class, it’s actually not that scary. At least compared with other low-latitude scenes, it’s really much more peaceful. , except being found by Pikachu...

At this time, Wu Ming heard the loud roar behind him. He didn't need to turn his head to know that there must be a billowing light rushing madly behind him, so he ran forward even faster, and finally he rushed forward with a collision-like posture. After leaving the school gate, he fell on the mist and water.

"I fuck your whole family! I just want to have a quiet meal, sleep, and play a dozen Doudou... No, no, rest for a few days, why do you have to chase me so hard!!! "

Wu Ming roared up to the sky in grief and anger. At this moment, he saw the surrounding fog surging, and something was coming. He didn't care about continuing to be sad, so he stretched out his hand and pointed upwards. One... No, one is the size of a pea An ultra-exquisite small tower appeared above his head, and a mysterious yellow aura that was so faint that it seemed invisible to the naked eye hung down from the tower, at least protecting him.

Only then did Wu Ming breathe a sigh of relief.

"No, hurry back to the station, I can't take it anymore, this is not fatal, but very fatal." Wu Ming murmured, and immediately ran towards the station following the guidance of the mysterious yellow breath.

But Wu Ming just ran into the mist for a short distance, and he stopped abruptly, because there were several figures silently standing in front of him.

"You shouldn't have come."

A voice sounded, and a blue-skinned muscular civet cat walked out of the mist. It was holding a cigarette in its mouth. The scar on its face showed a chilling aura in the smoke. Immediately after, the blue-skinned cat also held a cigarette in its mouth. Walking out with a cigarette, the blue-skinned pirate murloc also walked out with a cigarette in its mouth, and the blue-skinned Avatar also walked out with a cigarette in its mouth, and there was a blue-skinned one...

"...No, Smurf, your painting style with a cigarette in your mouth is different from theirs!" Wu Ming couldn't help it, and complained loudly.

But despite Wu Ming's complaints, these five things whose painting style gradually became abstract, surrounded Wu Ming from five directions with a sneer.

Just when Wu Ming was in despair, suddenly there was a sound of ah ah ah from above, Wu Ming and the five blue-skinned things looked up at the same time, and then the five monsters broke through the fog and fell downwards. They quickly transformed from monsters to human figures, and finally, five humans fell on the five blue-skinned things, and all five humans were knocked unconscious, but to Wu Ming's surprise, the five blue-skinned things The skin thing was actually sucked into the bodies of five humans...

Go what can't be destroyed, Pikachu's monster was actually absorbed by these five humans! ?
Wu Ming stared at them with his eyes wide open. He felt that these five people seemed familiar, but he couldn't remember who they were for a while, but it didn't matter, they could actually absorb it, even Pikachu's monster! !

"... I thought, you seem to be very useful."

Wu Ming rubbed his chin and muttered.

(End of this chapter)