Prehistoric Calendar

Chapter 1418 Guerrilla

"...The old era? The new era? The holy gods are sleeping and dormant? The survivors?"

Zhang Haohuan came out from the depths of the forest. He was thinking while walking, while Bei Mingkun and five legged men were waiting for him outside. After seeing him coming out, Bei Mingkun asked first: "What's the situation?" How is it? Did the other party say anything?"

Zhang Haohuan nodded and said: "Well, I have said everything, but the situation is very strange, let's go back to the camp to discuss."

Hearing this, one of the legged men said cheerfully, "Then he belongs to us."

After finishing speaking, except for the bathing sister, the other four legged men smiled ferociously and wanted to walk into the forest, but Zhang Haohuan stopped them and said: "No, you can't go in... Given your compatibility with funny, there is reason to believe that The basic elements that maintain your existence are extremely funny, so you can't go in, Kun, you go in and solve that thing, use the light of your mind."

Everyone was a little baffled, but Zhang Haohuan had the highest military rank and was also one of the highest ranks in the forbidden human city. His words still had prestige, so only Bei Mingkun walked inward inexplicably, and before going, Zhang Haohuan also He kept telling him to calm down and concentrate, and also said something.

"Kun, haven't you always wondered why I am so scared and funny? You are so well protected by your elders, you don't know many truths and inside stories about the funny runaway, and you haven't seen those horrible consequences. Now , the hilarious horror is in there, check it out with your own eyes..."

Bei Mingkun walked into the forest with his mind full of question marks, and he saw the legendary magician who was giggling and foolish.

At this time, Bei Mingkun's mind was full of these two words. Suddenly, the legendary magician seemed to see Bei Mingkun, and he smiled and said to Bei Mingkun with a demented look: "Who is here? Can I tell you a joke?"

On the contrary, Bei Mingkun became interested. He has always been interested in being funny. It’s not that he wants to be funny. He just thinks that the description of funny is really too exaggerated. The historical name of the big event calls it the funny runaway event, and there is also the so-called funny history that almost happened. Isn't this funny?
The legendary magician didn't wait for Bei Mingkun's answer, so he said with a smile: "Let me tell you, there used to be a man who fucked horses, he was mighty and majestic..."

"No, no, it's a trick, it's a trick." Bei Mingkun corrected inexplicably.

"Yes, yes, yes." The legendary magician hurriedly nodded foolishly, and then continued: "Once upon a time there was a man who wore a condom and fucked a horse. He was mighty and majestic. He..."

While speaking, the flesh and blood on the face of the legendary magician actually began to melt. Before he could speak, all the flesh and blood turned into pieces, and each piece became a miniature body of the legendary magician. They were all talking in a variety of funny, embarrassing, or even whispering voices that were completely incomprehensible. Gradually, some of the shrunken legendary magicians continued to distort, first turning into various funny voices. Symbols, such as clowns, or some funny cartoon characters, or some items, and then this change is still going on, and it is moving in the direction of horror, such as a scare box toy that has been changed, A ferocious and terrifying shapeless monster sprang out from it, and killed several miniature legendary magicians nearby with one bite, while the miniature legendary magicians around were still giggling and pointing, or a group of grotesque A legendary magician dressed in funny clothes was performing a skit, and then used a reduced version of a legendary magician as a prop to dismember five horses...

Bei Mingkun opened his mouth wide, and in just ten seconds, the change became more and more grotesque, and there was no trace of funny elements anymore, only horror, weirdness, grotesque and so on began to show.

Seven dwarf-shaped things appeared, knocking and blowing, and made all the legendary magicians along the way into human toys.

There is a legendary magician talking about cross talk, giggling and showing a grotesque world of cross talk, absorbing all the legendary magicians around who listen to cross talk.

There was also a group of legendary magicians who were chasing and beating each other. They beat each other into fleshy meat while laughing and laughing, but none of them died.

And some utterly indescribable color, thought, or whatever, clamoring, laughing, changing things in its path into them...

There was no need for Bei Mingkun to make a move at all, he just stood there and watched blankly. In less than a minute, the legendary magician completely disappeared, together with all the distortions and indescribable things that appeared in the middle, disappeared, just like the others. Nothing like it ever existed.

Bei Mingkun walked out of the forest in a daze. He stared at Zhang Haohuan closely and said, "What is that? That's not funny!"

Zhang Haohuan was silent for a long time before he said: "Otherwise, what do you think is funny? Do you really think it is a cross talk that makes the enemy laugh to death? After all, it is power that maintains everything in this world. If the master of funny does not have the power to crush everything, Do you think there may be a funny runaway event? Could there be a so-called funny history coming? The reason for this is that funny has the power of terror... This is funny, second only to the catastrophe of the eternal night , and the biggest nightmare of my life."

At this time, the other footmen had already returned to the camp, only Zhang Haohuan and Bei Mingkun walked towards the camp.

Bei Mingkun swallowed his saliva and said, "It's funny... is it the power of low latitude?"

"No." Zhang Haohuan shook his head and said, "The low latitude was originally divided by my father. He opened up the world and divided the high and low latitudes. The guess is correct, then the essence of this joke is much higher than the low latitude, you have to know, if the multiverse is compared to a whole life, then the so-called low latitude is actually the sea of ​​minds of the multiverse, so it is so distorted and absurdity, but being funny... is a horror that far exceeds the scope of the sea of ​​hearts."

Bei Mingkun swallowed his saliva again and said, "The real joke...is it the kind of horror I saw?"

"No." Zhang Haohuan denied again: "It's even scarier than that, much scarier, countless times scarier, and my funny power is still very weak, so after letting him tell everything, this funny power can't be restrained Let him become a victim of funny, if my father's funny power, I'm afraid he will turn into something unknown, neither living nor non-living..."

"You mean 'those' things?" Bei Mingkun swallowed his saliva for the third time, and he murmured, "Those in the light?"

Zhang Haohuan didn't answer, just nodded slightly, now Bei Mingkun didn't speak.

The taboos of those things in the light are the first rules that must be followed in living in the light calendar. They cannot be discussed or even thought about. If you survive the light, night will eventually come. This is the word of mouth of people in that era. words, and their only hope.

But now Zhang Haohuan and Bei Mingkun are not in the era of light after all, they are living in the era of prehistoric era that belongs to the hell of human beings, so what they should think about is what is going on now.

"... From the mouths of these ten thousand races, we know that the era we are in now is not the end of the eternal night. At least this legendary magician does not have detailed records about the eternal night in his memory. There are only very few, hazy , a record similar to legends and myths."

"Also, in his memory, since before he was born, there have been no holy gods in this world. Many races have only vague beliefs in gods. It was not until the return of the survivors that they truly knew the gods of their respective races. There is true faith."

When Zhang Haohuan returned to the camp, he told the soldiers in the team, the five foot men, and Bei Mingkun the information he had obtained through torture, which caused everyone to discuss it.

These contents first negate that they have returned to the past, which is also one of the possibilities discussed by everyone before.

The great transfer of the human city in the forbidden area breaks the great transfer of time and space. In this process, there is a very small probability that it will return to the past, that is, the phenomenon of time and space reverse flow, and now there is no outside world. There was no trace of Yong Ye, and at the same time, they did not encounter the attack on the Holy Throne of the Ten Thousand Races, and even the level of civilization of the Ten Thousand Races that appeared was extremely low, so at the beginning, what everyone imagined was that they had returned to many, many years ago.

At that time, the information clearly denied this possibility. First of all, there was a hazy record of Yongye, and the reason why the holy gods did not attack them was because the holy gods were asleep, and there were so-called survivors ?According to the legendary magician, the so-called bereaved clans are those ten thousand clans who survived the old era of the cataclysm, which is in line with their memories.

However, there are still many doubts about this information, and everyone can't figure out why. At this time, Zhang Haohuan said: "Other things can be thought about later, and we need to catch more people. Now we need to consider what these hundreds of people should do. What to do, this legendary magician comes from a large alliance city, he is the highest magician in that city, it’s okay if he disappears for a few days, but if he continues to disappear, that city will definitely react, we have no way to resist thousands of magicians Tens of thousands of races, so we must first find a place to live."

Everyone nodded repeatedly, and a foot man suddenly raised his hand and said, "Isn't it said that the safest place is the most dangerous? Then we can just go and capture this city!"

"Idiot." Another foot man kicked him, and the foot man said: "The most dangerous place is the safest. I was thinking, or we can pretend to be Wanzu and mix into these Wanzu cities. They probably never imagined that the person who killed their legendary magician was actually hiding in their own city, right?"

The other three legged men had different opinions, and the bathing sister even scolded directly: "Is it okay to have a long brain? A few people can pretend to hide. There are hundreds of us, how much do we eat and drink every day? We don't even talk about our appearance. That legendary magician is obviously a member of the orc family, who do you think looks like an orc?"

Everyone subconsciously looked at Bei Mingkun, and Bei Mingkun said inexplicably, "What do you all look at me for?"

Zhang Haohuan coughed and said: "He is a pure human being, but he is tall and big... No, what I mean is, we should stop thinking about these strange tricks, and find the wilderness, where there are mountains and waters, it is best Hide in a place that is easy to defend and difficult to attack, really, we don't have the ability to resurrect from the dead like you, really don't take risks."

The footmen were obviously disappointed, and Zhang Haohuan didn't bother to pay attention to them, so he continued: "And I also found out some other information. This grassland occupies a huge area, and there are seven major alliances fighting each other around. It seems that something very important has happened recently, but this legendary magician is an otaku, he doesn't know it, he only knows that the war has become more intense recently, and at the same time, there are also rebellions among the human tribes below the seven major alliances. The team went to encircle and slaughter. He heard that there are still some human guerrillas. I think we should first find a hidden base, and then liberate the surrounding humans. It is best to join the human guerrillas. We have a great advantage, this is the next course of action I envision, do you have any ideas?"

Everyone nodded in approval, and the eyes of the five footmen were even more blazing. They all unanimously demanded to start action immediately. They should search for the human tribe first. requirements.

These foot men are all action factions, each took a lot of explosives from the soldiers, and then rode into the night on the strong man's mecha. Zhang Haohuan and Bei Mingkun watched them go away.

"...No problem, right? Their idea is not to search for human tribes at all." Bei Mingkun asked worriedly.

Zhang Haohuan shook his head and said: "I know, they want to kill Wanzu, anyway, they are foot men, they won't die, and they are all full of anger, let them kill, and they attract With the eyes of all races, we can lead so many people to find a shelter."

Bei Mingkun nodded slightly, while Zhang Haohuan stood in the dark night and looked into the distance for a long time.

(God, are you still alive? And...)
(Human City, can we go back to Human City again?)

There seemed to be tears in Zhang Haohuan's eyes. He looked at the distance in the dark night and stood there for a long time.

(End of this chapter)