Prehistoric Calendar

Chapter 1415 Why is it funny
"...Why does it have to be funny?"

Zhang Haohuan asked.

In front of him was an indescribable existence that could not be seen through or even seen. It was surrounded by layers of mist, and there was a vast light wrapped outside the mist, and there was a layer of real substance outside the light There is a small pagoda the size of a palm on this Xuanhuang. Even with all of these, Zhang Haohuan can still hear the chaotic cross talk, wild laughter, and some funny whispers when he stands very far away. .

That is to say, if he were replaced by anyone else, unless it was the two inner universes, he would be polluted and degenerated in a short period of time, and then turned into a funny family member, and he would never be able to recover.

This is after the funny runaway, the lord of the funny has proclaimed himself for 1 years, and he has restrained himself much more than the horror at the beginning, but he is still a creature, no, it is still a forbidden area for all things, except for Zhang Haohuan, there is no other existence that can come Here, those two inner universes will avoid it.

Since Zhang Haohuan was born, after such a long time, he has grown a lot and learned a lot, and because of his identity, and he has great merits for the multiverse, so he also knows a lot of things that are not known to outsiders. Concealment, because of this, there is his current questioning.

"You hold the Three Thousand Ways, and at the beginning it was the Great Way of the World. Even if you got three points out of this way, you still have other ways to choose from. They are all great ways, and they are all thoroughfares. Why did you choose the funny way? ? Father." Zhang Haohuan sat down cross-legged and asked.

But like so many times before, he got no answer.

Zhang Haohuan sat here for a long time, he sighed and said: "Father, I hate being funny. In the past many years of self-growth, I have traveled more than half of the multiverse, and saw what you caused when you ran amok when you were funny. Horror and aftermath, the entire multiverse almost collapsed, everything is crying in the midst of funny, you..."

"never mind."

Zhang Haohuan sighed again in despair, and he said again: "Father, I just can't figure out why you don't choose so many straight roads, but choose this funny way. Is there anything special about this road? Besides horror , I can't see any other special, you are wrong."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Haohuan turned around and was about to leave. Just as he was walking towards the exit, he suddenly heard a sigh, accompanied by various stalks, various cross talks, and various funny sounds that immediately became louder.

"...Son, you have too little experience, so you won't understand."

An old voice rang in Zhang Haohuan's ears. This was the first time he heard the voice from the Lord of Jokes and also from his father. His heart was extremely excited, and a hot current came to his eyes. He hadn't turned around yet. There were tears in his eyes, then he turned around and subconsciously punched out again.

A clown wearing a green mask covered his eye sockets and screamed loudly on the ground, while Zhang Haohuan took several steps back in fright.

After a long time, when the clown looked at Zhang Haohuan pitifully, Zhang Haohuan asked softly, "Hello? How are you?"

"I...is...you...dad...dad..." The clown spoke in a deliberately depressing and elongated gloomy tone.

"...I probably guessed it." Zhang Haohuan suddenly felt disillusioned, but he still asked cautiously: "Why do you have to say it deliberately?"

The clown with the green mask widened his eyes and said, "Is this called funny?"

"It's not funny at all!" Zhang Haohuan said seriously: "You're laughing awkwardly, how can you still be funny? And don't you know? In this era, being funny is the biggest taboo, and evil laughter is the first! I suggest you read more First read serious books like Marxism-Leninism, or classic serious literature, which will help you fight against the erosion of funny, I can recommend you some book names, such as..."

"Wait a minute." The clown said to Zhang Haohuan with an unbelievable expression: "But I am the master of jokes, you let the master of jokes read serious cultural relics? Are you poisonous?"

Zhang Haohuan was also taken aback for a moment, he scratched his head, and murmured: "Sorry, I just said that subconsciously...you know my identity, as your son, I am really under a lot of pressure, in order to avoid Funny corrodes, so I hate everything funny, so..."

The clown looked at Zhang Haohuan with a speechless look, and then he said: "No, your behavior is already funny, okay?"

Zhang Haohuan was speechless immediately, and the clown was also speechless, both of them were silently looking at each other, after a long time, the clown said in a normal young male voice: "I'm sorry for you, child..."

Zhang Haohuan's eyes were red, and he almost cried out. He lowered his head and murmured: "Tell me, father, why did you choose to be funny? You don't have to choose what other people say, but you are different. As a world, as a multiverse My dear son, you have countless choices, why, why does it have to be funny?"

"...Really? In your eyes, do I have countless paths to choose from?" The clown was silent for a long time before he said, "It's hard for me to answer this question, but my son, I can tell you the following."

"First, my enemy is too strong, so powerful that it makes people suffocate and despair. What I have, He has, and what He has, but I don't. In order to save your mother and save this world, I can only Do it."

"Second, as for why it's funny...You can ask such a question, which proves that you haven't understood the true meaning of being funny, the true meaning hidden under the veil of being funny and terrifying."

"Third, this world... must have a joke master!"

"Son, in the history of some planes, there is such a civilization as country Z. In the history, there is a very famous person named Zhuangzi. After his wife died, he was not sad, but sang with drums... ...Son, you can try to understand why."

Zhang Haohuan woke up from the coma. As soon as he woke up, he felt dizzy and dizzy, and the pain made him roar directly.

At this time, a cold liquid fell from his forehead. This liquid relieved his pain, so that he would not make any more noises in pain. After a long time, Zhang Haohuan slowly opened a slit of his eyes, and he saw The sun is in the sky, and there seem to be many busy figures around.

"Is it better?" A familiar voice rang in Zhang Haohuan's ear.

Zhang Haohuan could only see some outlines, but he was very familiar with this voice. It was the voice of his partner Bei Mingkun, so he closed his eyes and said, "Where am I? Where is the sky? There are other people ?”

Bei Mingkun said: "I don't know what this place is, Tian didn't see it, and others didn't know... I heard from them that Tian issued a big transfer order, saying that it would activate some kind of program or device, and we all It was teleported from Human City, but judging from the situation... it seems that it is not just as simple as teleportation."

This is almost certain. Zhang Haohuan knew it when he saw the sun in the sky. Now it is not the time of Eternal Night. Eternal Night is a catastrophe with all kinds of disasters. It's pitch black, so this is either inside a certain forbidden area, or after the eternal night has passed for an unknown amount of time, this teleportation may also include time.

But at this time, Zhang Haohuan didn't ask any more questions, he just said to Bei Mingkun: "What's the situation around, how many people are teleported together, the number of weapons and soldiers, are there any buildings around, and whether the Xuanhuang ship is there?" Transfer... You deal with these first, I have an important thing to think about."

Bei Mingkun obeyed the order to deal with it.

Both he and Zhang Haohuan belong to the upper echelons of the Human City in the Forbidden City, and they both have military ranks. There are only 700 people here, so Bei Mingkun easily controlled the situation. Among the 700 people, there are also doctors and more than a dozen soldiers. , and five foot men, Bei Mingkun immediately ordered the soldiers to treat the wounded and arrange simple fortifications. Of the five foot men, four were ordered by Bei Mingkun to scout around, and one was a strongman mecha. The driver, Bei Mingkun, ordered the man to check the airframe and get ready to start.

And Zhang Haohuan was thinking about the past in his dream. It was the first time he talked with his father, and it was also the first time he knew why he chose the funny way from his father.

But there is no clear answer, and Zhang Haohuan couldn't guess the correct answer. He also understood the matter of drumming and singing to him later, but Zhuangzi meant that life and death come from nature, and finally return to nature. Not depressed, this is the deep meaning, what does this have to do with being funny?

But at this moment, Zhang Haohuan has a kind of understanding of the true meaning of the joke that transcends words and descriptions.

He still can't tell what the real meaning of being funny is, and he can't describe why a master of funny is needed.

But he suddenly understood his father a little bit.

When his partner died, when he saw the tragedy that happened in the human city.

He really understood a little bit.

Perhaps, under the smiling mask of the clown father, there is actually a crying face... Maybe he has been crying all the time...

Soon, Zhang Haohuan opened his eyes. He raised his eyes and looked around, and saw a vast and boundless wilderness, a round sky and a vast and boundless place. This is indeed the Great Desolate Continent.

At this time, Zhang Haohuan saw Bei Mingkun and a group of people talking around a strongman mecha, so he walked over and heard them say that the energy core was damaged.

The foot man, to be precise, is a foot girl wearing the battle uniform of the strongman mecha regiment, and she is a member of the pear banner. During the sixth impact, because the angular vector engine overheated, the energy core part was damaged, so I withdrew from the battle sequence, and then a big explosion occurred on the front line, and my mecha and I were buried under the rubble. It’s here, the damaged energy core has not been replaced, and now this mech is a pile of scrap iron.”

Everyone around sighed.

This is the latest strongman mecha in the Human City of the Forbidden Land. Even if it has not been personalized and specially equipped, it has a very high level of technology. It has a nearly permanent energy core with a very high output power, and it also has Armed with demigods and spiritual ranks, as well as ultra-high-tech structures such as engines with the right amount of horns, their safety can be guaranteed with such a strong mecha.

Zhang Haohuan listened to everyone's words, he was silent, then he walked up silently, and said at the same time: "Everyone spread out, spread out to a distance of 100 meters, Bei Mingkun, you also go farther."

Bei Mingkun watched the people around leave, he asked inexplicably: "What are you going to do? I didn't know you could still repair it."

Zhang Haohuan looked at him, and suddenly said: "Kun, do you think strength is good or bad?"

Bei Mingkun was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "This only depends on the user, what's good or bad about power."

"...I want revenge."

Zhang Haohuan spoke very calmly, but when he calmed down, it turned out to be a volcano of anger that made Bei Mingkun terrified. He saw Zhang Haohuan looking at the mech and said, "I have the power to make all races suffer. If this makes the world Falling into hell...then let's fall into it together."

Bei Mingkun didn't understand what Zhang Haohuan meant, but he was still a hundred meters away, and then everyone saw that Zhang Haohuan seemed to be talking to the mech, chattering endlessly, and then he laughed by himself, the more he laughed, the more he laughed. The more exaggerated.

After a long time, Zhang Haohuan walked towards them, and at the same time Zhang Haohuan said wearily: "The mech can be activated, but each activation can only last for 10 minutes, please pay attention."

The foot man was stunned for a moment, then cheered and ran towards his love machine.

Bei Mingkun said inexplicably: "What did you do? I didn't see you using extraordinary power, or doing repairs."

Zhang Haohuan waited until Bei Mingkun was the only one left around, then he said: "I was talking to it about cross talk, first I threatened it, then I begged, and then I deceived it in a funny way, making it think that the energy core has not been damaged, it's just power. It dropped a little, and it believed it."

"???" Bei Mingkun looked at Zhang Haohuan with the expression that you are teasing me, but Zhang Haohuan walked towards the crowd without paying any attention.

(I think I'm starting to get it...)
(Why is it funny.)
(End of this chapter)